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>>720556567
KEK
I haven't seen that one before.

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>>720556724
How is your day going?

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>>720557092
>The children are dead at this point
Gets me every damn time.

>>720555398
Top kek

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>>720557274
What in the everloving fuck...

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Luckyfag.

>>720556985
Kek'd so fucking hard

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Why does /k/ have the best stories?

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>>720557782

>>720556476
does this kill the anon?

>>720556724
This always hits me in the feels.

I'm the sad clown. Behind blue eyes.

>>720557091
Okay, this one got me.

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>>720557091
confirmed

>>720557148
>that happened

reads like a tumblr story.

>>720555398
Muhammed” received just 180 hours (22 days) of community service last year after he was prosecuted for attacking and brutally raping a 12 year old girl. Aged 18 at the time of his conviction, now the rapist’s friends and family are exacting revenge upon his victim, prolonging her trauma.

Now 13, ‘Ida’ has told local Swedish paper Sundsvalls Tidning about her most recent ordeal. Two brothers of the rapist go to her school, from which she has had to be withdrawn. Now five or six times she has been attacked by the men and their friends in public, at the local shops and around the neighbourhood.

The most serious attack took place on March 24th, when she was discovered at a bus stop by the brothers. One of them pushed her down, while the other punched her in the mouth. Upon seeing the mother of the boys approaching, Ida told the paper: “I thought she would stop them. But she kicked me”.

The young girl was admitted to hospital with a head injury and two loose teeth. The police have been notified, but in defiance of the report the girl has been told she will be beaten six more times.

Now she says “I dare not go outside”, because friends of her rapist will telephone the brothers if they see her in town.

Speaking to the local paper, the chief of local police has urged the girl to get in touch “as soon as something happens”. He also suggests “it’s good to keep a diary” of incidents should the events ever go to trial.

Ida had only turned 12 in the same month she was lured back to ‘Muhammed’s’ flat under false pretences for the first attack. When he had her alone, the man tore off her clothes and held his hand over her mouth while he raped her. A FriaTider report from the time states as he raped the young girl, he repeatedly told her “black dick is expensive”.

The attack left the girl “bleeding heavily” and with psychological problems. ‘

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>>720557091

>>720557091
Back when /pol/ was actually a nice board

>>720556713
This kind of reactions always make me angry when it's obviously jokebait

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>>720557534
meh tier

>>720556724
This is so me..

>>720559831
>thread this long
>only 3 (You)s
Wtf happened, why is everybody replying to everybody nowadays?

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>>720557374

>>720557353
Not sure what's funnier: the content of the story or the fact that user was banned.
But seriously, you can get banned on 4chan? (???)

>>720556476
>>720558025
I have no idea what that fluid is, but if it's from normal glowing sticks, it should kill

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>>720556724
We're gonna carry that weight.

>>720559964

E P I C
P
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C

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>>720556724
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>>720558962
>I hear shrill laughter and mumbled ebonics

fucking lost it

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>>720556901

>>720561053
this is one of my favorites

>>720557091
ultrakek

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>>720556567
LOST
SO HARD

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>>720555398

>>720557177
story was weak as fuck

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I was there.

>>720561719
:(

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>>720558403

wtfoogaboga !!!!

>>720560350
Snacks use to ban people for stupid shit.

Then there was that time 4chan got hacked and someone started using moot's admin tag banning people left and right and saying racist shit in threads.

>>720556901
i fucking remember that thread, it got maxed out and 3 more were made

>>720560967
This post triggers me.

The actually meaning of "there are no girls on the internet" is to assume that anyone who assumes to be a girl on the internet is in fact a fat disgusting 40 year old man.

>>720562700
wtf

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>>720562892
Every fucking time I see this

>>720556846
>headlikeafuckingorange.jpg

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>>720557426
got me

>>720559872
lol, nice. That was 10 years ago. I wonder where that dude and the kid and the mom are.

>>720558520
>filename
MY SIDES

>>720563308
This would never work on me
>at a hunting camp with ex gf's dad
>place was nice as fuck, old army tents set up with shelves, fresh filtrated creek water pumped right to the camp, 2 wood stoves, and a big fire heated water tank for hot showers
>paradise except for one thing
>the toilet
>only thing we had to shit in was a big deep hole, above the hole was a small wooden box with an old toilet seat glued to it
>tarp to protect against the rain
>I did NOT want to shit in this thing, so I held my bowels
>after 12 hot dogs, 6 bags of chili cheese fritos, about 18 sodas, and a hamburger over the course of 3 days, my stomach had enough
>I HAD TO SHIT
>pretty much rush to the "bathroom" clenching my anus
>as soon as I touch the tarp, hundreds of flies scatter in the wind
>lift up the toilet seat, more flies
>sit my bare ass down on the cold, moldy plastic
>just as I'm about to shit, a breeze comes up through a crack in the tarp, the wooden box funneling it right up onto my asshole
>the worst part was the fly that had decides to perch itself right next to my anus
>nothing would stop me though
>begin the push
>the shit makes it's descent faster than I though
>the ring of my asshole barely has time to part as the shit explodes
>my anus has become a smoothbore cannon
>the fly I assume died from the shockwave
>hear the shit impact the other piles at the bottom of the hole
>wipe my asshole and proceed back to the fire

>>720563308
Kek

>>720564477
I'm sure that would be hilarious, if you could fucking read it.

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>>720558874
Fuck me, right in the testicfeels.

>>720557575
My sides have escaped.

>>720557353
Holy shit my sides have sacrificed an unborn child to open a portal into the seventh layer of kek.