If you could go back to any point in history and prevent one

>>720525878

Your birth, you fucking cuck.

>>720526027


Still sore from daddy coring out your ass?

>>720525878
Nothing. In fact, I would institute greater tragedies, as it is the only way humanity learns, at least for a time, before discarding everything they'd learned to trap themselves in the same old cycle once again. Nowadays I wouldn't get very far without being shot, but if I could, I would humble the world right now. Can't wait for the nukes to go off, at least.

Either the fall of Carthage or the rescue of Christopher Columbus

that time i got arrested for cp in 10th grade

>>720526737


I'd prevent the death of Julius Caesar.

>>720526737
He just said a significant event so you could just prevent significant "good" events.
I'd prevent the death of jesus because his death galvanised his following and without it rome may not have fell.
Either way the change to history would be significant enough to prevent my birth and the births of anyone even vaguely resembling my recent ancestors which is my main goal.

Probably want to find out what happens to Earhart. But uhh slavery would save us all a lot of headaches if it never happened and everyone would be better off for it

>>720525878
The laws of time travel won't allow you to change the past.

>>720525878
I would prevent feminism from ever starting.

>>720527382


In this thread they do, you Trumpanzie.

>>720527382
>implying a fictive and impossible act has laws

I'd prevent the Shirtwaist fire.

>>720525878

My marriage.

This thread.

Go back and stop the fappening so that they could hold off and get more pictures before leaking them.

>>720525878
Burn the potential creators of Kill La Kill at the stake

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To make sure I wore a condom and didnt trust the words "I'm on birth control"

Prevent the global extinction event that killed the dinosaurs

>>720527100
Good show, long live the republic

The Roman Empire.

>>720525878
i would try my hardest to save hitler cuz he was an all right guy

JFK's assassination

>>720525878
Inform Hitler about Normandy

>>720527036
how would you prevent this? go back a little further and push Cato the elder down some stairs?

Save the library at Alexandria

I'd go back to that party at Rashid's house and push Julian Assange into the pool. He'd drown, because he can't swim.

I'd prevent Hilary Clinton from fucking over Bernie Sanders.

I'd bomb the Manhattan Project and assassinate all associated scientists.

Get Gavrilo Princip drunk the night before Archduke Francis Ferdinand visits Sarajevo. Had WWI not started then it might very well have never happened as peaceful developments were getting stronger. No WWI , no WWII. Hitler becomes a little known architect Stalin spends most of his life in prison and Lenin is a successful novelist

>>720532977


It was a pretty deep conspiracy though.

>>720527071
Storytime.

Vietnam. We lost a lot of money for space research because of it.

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>>720525878
This movie.

>>720525878
I would visit myself before I signed up for UNI and bet the shit out of myself.

>>720534307
he said significant

>>720527071
Woah, calm it down Thomas.

>>720525878
The fall of the roman empire.

>>720534444
Whoa...

The conception of my birth.

>>720534444
Quads speak truth

>>720534444
and check em

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>>720525878
Id like to prevent the big bang from happening, everything is pointless.
>inb4 edgy faggot

>>720527071
storytime?

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>>720525878
The 06/07 influx of newfags that turned 4chan into a nirmie shithole. Or just stop google.

I'd probably go back and prevent the Bolshevik revolution.

The establishment of the Rothschilds' bank.
Killing Hitler sounds fantastic too, but I gotta reach deeper into the dark web.

>>720532977
Why not just kill the guy?
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>>720532975
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>>720531459
Shit, these are good ones.
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>>720528853
>>720529758
Good fucking luck.

>>720525878
Dinosaur extinction.

>>720525878
The formation of the EU

Or the European intervention into the Crimean during the Crimean war.
Should have let non commie Russia kick the muslims asses

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tbh id just be selfish and tell my past self everything that has happened so far

I would bring a packpack full of notes about the society and technology of the future, find aristotle, and help him and alexander conquer the world.

Kill Napoleon before he became emperor. The french revolution fizzles out and the network of treaties that caused ww1 and 2 never happen.

Why the fuck are none of you fags using any loopholes? I obviously would go back in time and change my birth so that I am born as a being without form and simply take on my physical body for my whole life but when I die I still exist only independant from a physical body and can create and animate whatever form I choose

>>720525878
if I don't change anything besides my presence there, am I allowed to go back to multiple times and see shit that's happened?

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>>720541769
>prevent one significant event from happening
>wants to do some autistic shit which completely goes against the logic of the question.

>>720525878
Go back and tell Hitler not to fuck with Russia and how to win the war
> no more Jews, niggers, sand niggers, faggots
> world peace
> everybody treated equal now, free health care and education for all
> no more world hunger
> no more poverty
> no more wars created through religion

Just to see how fucked I could make history: I'd stop Harpagus from defecting during the battle of Pasargadae, preventing Cyrus II from becoming king of the first Persian Empire.

If Cyrus II doesn't come to power then so much of "western" history changes in unpredictable ways.

I would go back to the weak before my mother died of an aortic aneurysm and warn her about it, have her go to the hospital and get it fixed.

My life would have been completely different if my mother hadn't died when I was 11

>>720526027
He said significant, not meaningless

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>>720525878
i would try to prevent the making of the first gay on faggot porn, then i'll spend the rest of my life as a pierrot

I'd kill the nigger who invented calculus

>>720542489
i'd kill the nigger who tries to kill the nigger who invented niggers

>>720525878
I'd kill muhammad before he starts his religion

>>720525878
Go back to the first birth of cellular life on earth and kill it. It's all a fucking joke anyway

>>720527267

Er, Catholic church kept Rome alive for a long time. What made Rome fall was a combination of disease, famine, The Huns all at the same time, as well as a string of bad Emperors.

Then the East fell because of Muslims

>>720542702
>implying another cellular life wouldn't be born

>>720542826
>imgay
go fuck yourself kevin

>>720525878
My Birth.

>>720542826
Did I or did I not say its all a fucking joke anyway?

>>720542922
>>720543022
wtf just happened

>>720542922
No :)

Convince stanislav petrov to push the button

>>720525878
Nothing, honestly. I'm content with myself and my life as it is, that's enough for me. Whatever happens, happens. History is what it is, it's what the people of the past did. I don't really care what the rest of the human race does in my ow lifetime, I definitely don't care about changing what already happened. The world isn't important and neither am I. I won't waste time I could spend relaxing trying to save people who are already dead. I don't know if that's edgy, but frankly, I don't care either way. I can only live my own life, I can't manage others and I'm not interested enough in orher people to try.

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>>720525878
The beggining of time, the creation of man

>>720542226

Now THAT'S a cool idea

>>720543622
And I can't spell to save my life. Nah, I'm good just going about my business. I don't know, maybe I'd convince sunrise not to make Code Geass R3.

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>>720525878
Kill whoever is responsible for creating the big bang theory.

I wouldve prevented 4chan from becoming this shithole. I wouldve made it great again

>>720525878
go back in time and kill Muhammad mother before the goat and child fucker could be born.

Turn oppenheimer over to the russians. Tell hitler how to win ww2. Prevent dino extinction. Keep the world from discovering oil. Meh id just fuck everything up

>>720525878
kill the muslim prophet before he can spread his shitty cult.

I'd go back to before she left me... :'(

>>720542489
Isaac Newton was the farthest thing from a nigger.