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>every girl you ever thought was cute and wanted to fuck has

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>every girl you ever thought was cute and wanted to fuck has already had sex with chad

whew, it's like i'm so fucking detached from reality. these people LITERALLY have sex but i can't even hug a girl.
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>>720508277
Anon, honestly don't think that's true. You need to accept that you're not going to be her one and only like she won't be yours.

Gain some personal confidence and then you won't need validation in the fact that theyre untouched devoted virgin idiots.
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>>720508277
I am a chad and I approve of this thread
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Chad we never had sex. Get over it.
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>>720508277
damn, is chad her dads name?
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>>720510803
moar!!!
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>>720510803
It's OK bro, I have your share of sex for you. I used to feel bad when I would take girls who are mildly interested in a guy away for sxy times. Now after about 150ish girls I dont even care. I have like a terrabyte of homeporn.
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Every girl has gotten completely naked for a guy and let him touch her everywhere and get all sweaty and sticky and compromisied.

Meanwhile no girl on earth would even hug me
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>>720510655
+1
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>>720510803
Bullshit, she had sex with Chad
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>>720511946
I find this statement shocking just from the way you exude self-confidence. How about logging off your computer and trying to join life for a while. You may actually like it there.
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>>720509151
Doesn't matter, I won't ever even hug one
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>>720512871
>implying
I have tried
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>>720508277
Then go hug a girl.
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>>720513040
Fucking how?????
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>>720513100
Put your arms around them and pull them close. Stop being an idiot.
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>>720511946
women are materialistic and selfish people. They are attracted to men based on what they may gain from them.

The pnly reason they open their legs for the chads of this world is because they want to be fucked by someone without commitment and chad is simply the stalion around who thinks he's such a macho because he gets laid a lot.

The reality is that he's being used and they will forget him in the blick of an eye as soon as they meet someone whom they may gain something from.
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>>720513021
So try again. For fuck's sake, anon... you have to decide you don't want to be a forever alone before you can make it happen. Protip: you'll probably fail multiple times. If you aren't even going to try, link us you FB now and live stream your self-immolation. Hanging is so passe', you gotta burn to stand out. It's been at least four years since we've had a kid try to burn himself up in his room on 4chan. I'd like to see it happen again, soon.
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>>720508277
guess chad is a pedophile and i can send him to jail where he will get his dick cut off
teach him to fuck my 4 year old daughter
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>>720513219
How is that not rape?
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>>720513493
Nah girls get sexual urges too. Though they get in long term relationships for the reasons you mentioned
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>>720513511
I've tried so many times

And sorry, when I kill myself its going to be humane
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>>720513884
Depends on his status. If he's a star, he can grab them by the pussy. If he's a loser, he'll go to jail for assault.
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>>720513648
Obviously I meant girls who are old enough, not kids. Wtf
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every girl you thought was cute has taken a big smelly dump every day since you met her, and farted countless times.

why would you want to fuck that?
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>>720514220
Yet I am infinitely more disgusting and unattractive than them.

Really makes you think
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>>720514125
Yeah so why would I go to jail? For a hug
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Whats worse?
That girl you still thin about every day sucking some other dudes cock happily and never thinking about you again?
or
Every chick you will be with from now on has had bigger dick and thicker wallet boyfriends to compare you to?
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>>720514071
So keep trying. Get some exercise. Eat right. At least have some /b/ros over to hang. You may be a douche-nozzle now, but eventually, you'll stumble in to a piece of ass in a class or at work. When that happens, at least have the ability to hold a conversation. Seriously, man, get in the fucking game. It's a choice.
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>>720514453
The first one. Though they both are enough to make me seriously consider an hero
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>>720514542
>have bros over
Hahaha
>implying I've ever had friends

Holy fuck I'm so fucking close to suicide
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>>720514952
How old are you? You've gotta at least have to leave the house for school or work? A study group? Anything?
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>>720514952
Same
Also what he said
>>720514542
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>look at time it's party time
>get depressed she's probably getting some
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>>720515180
26, I left my house all the time for school and work. Yippee, everyone fucking hated me every single time
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>>720508277
Who cares as long as you don't settle.

>She's never yours to keep, it's only your turn

I can live with that. Better than living together with a frigid bitch who once pretended to be nice. Being a bachelor is the best of both worlds.
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Grow up.
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>>720514952
do it faggot
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>>720515397
Iktf

Time to get 100% drunk
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>>720515539
probably because you're a pessimistic cunt. better yourself or kill yourself.
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>>720515397
It actually breaks me apart...
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>>720515231
I'm sorry
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>>720515539
What makes you so unlikable? Are you grotesquely obese? Do you not shower? Is your personality that abrasive? Be honest. I'm actually curious.
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>>720513511

link to vid?
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>>720514952
yeah it's hard to make friends outside of middle or High School that's why you need to get out and actually talk to people. Its hard but its practice, i find the best place is a bar. Just small talk, maybe you will find a common interest
Like, bowling. I dont know
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>>720514140
Just dads browsing /b/ XD
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>>720513493
Chad doesn't care because he's got 4 regular girls and 3 more lined up. A woman's bargaining power is her puss, a men's power is his commitment. Giving your commitment right away as a beta is the equivalent of a female slut.
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>>720515695
Maybe it'll get better.
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>>720515742
Poor Stephen...
you know how search engines work, right?

http://www.dailydot.com/news/4chan-stephen-house-fire-livestream/
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>>720515563
Good for you
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>>720515967

that liveleak in there is dead... :(
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>>720515567
You too
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>>720515640
I will.
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>>720515726
Yeah I'm obese now, wasn't until a year and a half ago though so it wasn't always that

Also just ugly af. God I feel like ripping my face off
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>>720515894
It's not going to work
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>>720515961
It won't. If there's one thing I've learned, is that I will always be alone
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>>720516484
Just search for "Toaster Steve". I haven't seen the vid in years, but I'm guessing it's somewhere. Good Lord, are you completely incapable of using google or even bing?
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>>720516726
Post selfie or die in your sleep
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>>720508277
Sometimes id like to take a beta ass dude and take him to get a good outfit and discuss some things and teach him a thing or two. And help him find an attractive female to get sum fuks or what ever he wants within reasonable means.

I aint even gay just a pro wing man.
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>>720516980

stfu twink.
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>>720517056
God id love to die in my sleep
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>>720508277
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160
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>>720516726
OK, first, grow up. Second, get yourself in decent shape. You don't have to be ripped like your mythical "Chad", but being obese is a big turn off to women that you want to fuck and dudes that would be cool to hang with. Fat = lazy and wallowing in self-pity. Which is you. All sorts of ugly dudes get laid. Walk through the local mall sometime and look at all the uggos with women. They may not be 10s, but they're probably at least solid 5s. Last, make any attempt to interact with people. You say you've tried, but I bet it was a pretty shitty attempt. It isn't hard to ask the guy next to you a class related question. Or go to a tutor. Or join some sort of social group. You may not find a mate there, but you'll at least learn to interact with people. God damn Red, I guess it comes down a simple choice: Get busy living, or get busy dying.
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>>720517290
lurk more
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>>720517141
I have spent more than enough on a decent wardrobe

Nobody fucking cares what clothes you wear if you're fucking worthless
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>>720517934
true. i've dressed like a bum my entire life and have never had trouble getting laid. but then again, i've never had trouble talking to people.
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>>720517885

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>720518665
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
best meme since Milhouse
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>>720517765
Well I'm exceptionally ugly and worthless
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>>720518235
Neat
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>>720519254
I'm trying to convince you to want to live, but you're just making me want to jump off a bridge. I've never come across such a self-loathing being in my life. This flu was bad enough over the past three days that I didn't think I could get any lower. Nice work, chief. You seem to have given up. I wish you God's speed on your way to the afterlife, anon. Hope you re-consider. Can't believe you'd rather quit than just try to make contact of any kind with another human, but so it goes.
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>>720508277
Develop an attractive personality. It's not about what you have or don't have, it's about how you make her feel in the moment. You have to manipulate her emotions to make her feel what you want her to feel, which natural PUAs like Chad do unconsciously on a daily basis. For you, it's a skill that'll have to be learned, but it's doable as long as you surround yourself with people who know what they're doing.
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