What movie character would be the best roommate?

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>>720497725
Bernie

>>720497725
Optimus Prime

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>>720497725

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>>720497725
The dude would be the shittiest roomie, he's a damn moocher.

Best roomie is pic related

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Isla Fisher from The Wedding Crashers

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>>720497725

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this guy

>>720497725

Your idea of a good roommate is someone who doesn't have a job or money? Are you 12?

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>>720497725

>>720497725
Dr. Lenord McCoy

Kurt Wilde from the first Hotwheels movie.

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This nigger here he has got game and knows how to tear a pussy up. That and he likes puzzles like me

>>720499166
> Take what you want and give nothing back
Yeah, no thanks.
Would draw epic chix tho bruh

>>720497725
>Unemployed
>Always late on rent
>slob

He's a cool dude, but not someone you'd want to live with.

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Always wanted an imaginary friend

>>720499400
>> Take what you want and give nothing back

We have the same motto it would work out great

>>720499228
Dude, chill.

>>720499372
>he likes puzzles like me

You are autistic

These are all terrible, except for Tits Johansson.

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Could have sex with a different woman every night

>>720499702
Why that ugly bitch?

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It would be a bloody good time

>>720500099
>ugly bitch
Let me guess, not a red blooded republican?

>>720500286
You need to learn what hot is. You see this >>720500160 that is hot.

>>720499679
but why? she's super hot as it is

>>720500511
Not the guy you're talking to, but I like both. Tasty little honeys that age well.

E.T

>>720500635
Variety

>>720498135
Free rides to work 'n' shit.

>>720499488
I am uncultured. Who is this?

>>720500863
Who's that faggot?

>>720500921
fair enough

>>720500160
You dont want to be around some mexicunt 24/7 anon.

>>720500451
This isnt a waifu thread, otherwise I'd be with you.

Shes over 1k years old, dude. her presence would be so superior and dominating, you'd feel gross all day every day.

>>720500931
Bradley Pitterson

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>>720497725

>>720500949
Girl with the dragon tattoo. Smart ruthless, hacker, loves to fuck doesnt want to talk afterwards. Not afraid to fuck someone up

>>720501118
>superior and dominating
perfect for my degenerate faggoty ass.

>>720501041
Why you to weak to handle a woman?

>>720501127
thanks

>>720501248
im not strong enough to handle mariachi music, tequila, and burritos all day everyday

>>720501118
B but every day would be magical

>>720501248
>Women
>mexicunt
Pick one

>>720501243
Lol. cuck confirmed.

>>720501387
>sub confirmed
fixed it for you

>>720501354
You couldnt handle her, bro. She needs a real MAN.

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you guys all fail

>>720498412
Yeah... remy would be nice

>>720501041

whats so bad about mexicans,are you some faggot cuck trump supporter

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Sgt. Oddball

>>720501439
So if your dom wanted you to sit in the corner and touch yourself while a superior man satisfied her needs like you never could, you would disobey her?

>>720501346
Yup.
That's really bad for you health.
Why do you think Mexicans already look like shit at age 30.

>>720501118
Not to mention she must have sucked a thousand dicks before you.
i wouldn't want to kiss that, let alone have her drink from my milk.

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>>720501513

>>720501346
My colon isn't strong enough

>>720501547
yes absolutely, i would leave the shit out of her

>>720501447
Good thing I'm a 38 yo roughneck rig worker and not some basement dweller

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>>720501586
O_O THE EVENSTAR DOES NOT SUCK DICK

>>720501748
38 and on 4chan? dude....

>>720501718
some sub you are

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I like them a little psycho

>>720497725
You want to be roommates with a man that attract carpet pissing home invaders?

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>>720497725
I'll have to disagree with OP here on one point. I'm a big fan of teh Dude, but he would never pay rent. If you're paying for two people, Why not pic a female? Best roomie is pic related. >>720499488
Although, these dubs make a convincing argument. I wish my imaginary friend was as dope as Tyler.
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>>720501233
Also, checked.

>>720501862
hey man, you gotta have standards.
one day its being cucked the next day BAM im getting gangbanged by 30 black dudes.

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>>720501513
go fuckin die you libtard nigger faggot sjw. not behind trump get the fuck out or kill yourself you lost you dumb fuck

>>720502022
Lol True that, bro.

>>720500635
She's blue as is.

>>720497725
James Franco in pineapple express

>>720502105
am i the only one who finds her hot as is?

>>720501233
Well, that's the movie version. In the book, she falls in love with the guy she fucked afterwards, and hence the guy displays a flaw in his personality by not picking up on that and adjusting to her newfound emotional needs. It's the authors way of giving the male character some personal flaws. I'm not making this shit up. Yes, the author is a Swedish male feminist, why do you ask?

>>720502047
>>720501513

Just one thread that doesn't bring up politics.

That's the dream...

>>720502105
sorry that was meant for >>720502087

>>720501809
Wtf else you think we are going to do on a rig at sea for six weeks at a time? Everyone I know comes here. Got to have something to pass the time when we aren't working

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>>720502222
check'd

>>720501809
16 on 4chan? Shouldn't you be finishing your essay on Biology.

>>720502166
I read the book but the thread is for the movie character no the book character

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>>720502191

martin luther king jr had a dream also and look at how that turned out

>>720498412
Is she a porn?

Are you saying you'd want a porn as a room mate?

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>>720502741
lucy from the movie or the actor?
Cause Lucy turned onto black tar and a USB at the movie.

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no contest

>>720502166
She falls in love with him in the movie too. But she's emotionally backwards and doesn't know how to show it.

The final scene reveals that she loves him.

>>720501528
He's got too many fucking tanks to be a good room mate.

>>720502956
The movie character. That way I wouldn't have to put up with her shit for to long and when she leaves I'll have a USB worth trillions

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>>720498077
>>720499166
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>>720502222
Wow, respectable gets. Let me try.

>>720498255
I think is the best post so far.

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>>720503224
Fug, reroll.
>>>/c/zechem

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Just to see the reaction of people when they see my room mate

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I'm so sad you are all uncomfortable with my nudity, when I can do so much for you

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She can help me hide the bodies or create new ones

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>>720501980
Damn, brainfart. Just noticed it said movie character.

>>720503585
Mmmmm, he can split my atoms anytime.

>>720503585
Only if he can make my PENIS bigger than his.

There has to be a movie with a young girl who is either paralyzed or blind or something. Whatever character fits that description.

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>>720499679
you have an extremely strong point, sir
I chose pic related though, for nostalgia/weed/sloppy seconds reasons

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>>720504254
Elisha Cuthbert in "He was a quiet man".
Ripe for sucky fucky

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A STRONZIIIIII

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Hangover

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>>720497725
-smokes (hobbit)weed
-is a nice person to talk to, about everything
-could burn every cop with his magic power
-is seriously to old to be disturbed by strange sounds in the middle of the night

>>720504517
Exactly what I had in mind.

>>720504848
He's a habitual drug taker with a history of shotgun violence.

>>720505004
Also, travels a lot. He'd never be home so you'd have the place to yourself a lot.

>>720505215
Good times man, good times

>>720505215
Yeah, but he would always have the best acid. It evens out.

Deadpool

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that bunny

>>720505947
Frank!!!

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>do cool shit with the force
>unlimited cash because he's the fucking emperor

>>720505502
Can lick me in funny places, & Probably has a big dick. :3 5/7

>>720498255
This is the worst post here. Ferris is a textbook psychopath. He would constantly be trying to rope you into his shenanigans, and if you did not agree he would just end up using or manipulating you in some other way.
By the end of your lease he'll have used half of all your gas without ever paying you back, fucked your gf, filled the living room with sand and used a forman grill to host a Luau, and then top it all off by convincing the landlord to evict you because Ferris got sick of your bitching.

Fuck Ferris Bueler and his days off.

>>720506646
He going to drag me to Africa to sell guns fuck niggers and catch aids?

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>>720506876
it's ok

>>720506267
as if he'd let you use him

>>720506567
shit man. but nah he was just trying to have a big adventure with his best friend and his smokin hot gf before highschool was over. you have to make memories, they dont just happen.