Anon, why are you still a virgin?

>>720478866
This is now a dubs thread

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>>720478866
because i love natalia

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same reason you are

I have issues with trust, and seeing the good in people, and such. I'm also really lazy.

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>>720478866
because even though I'm easily a 7/10, im also easily rated 7/10 as socially awkward

Little to no sex drive

>>720478866
i wasn't after this picture of me was taken

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>>720479111

SHEEEET

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>>720479111

Kek rewards you. Get!

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>>720478866
>>720479044
natalia is love

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In B4 "Nice guy"
"Chicks Dig Jerks"
etc.

>>720479188

Nice

>>720478866
My girthy dick doesn't fit in the pussy's I try to put it in. I can only rub my man meat on her throbbing vagina. Big dick problems :(

because im a nice guy

>>720479188
The dubs train

I have a 5" penis and watching porn since youth has told me I will only get mocked

Because I'm not comfortable with my chubby body. I'm currently working out and waiting till I have a nice body to fuck some chick

shy

I'm not, I had sex with my little sister.

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>>720479244

Keep em coming lads!

>>720479244
pics and description, size and girth and color

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because of my passion for subway sandwiches

I haven't been one since highschool. I'm assuming few of us are real virgins. It's just a meme

>>720478866
Because apparently I'm 12 years old again

>>720479312
You forgot to check mine

post virgin grils

I'm not a virgin, I'm just here for the dubs.

>>720479008 was right:

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>>720479312
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>>720479433
Jesus, it doesn't end!

>>720478866
Well i'm engaged so get rekt son.

>>720478866
Because i dont feel the need to rush something like this, i could easily afford getting a whore but wasting a frist time on that really isnt worth it in my eyes. Call me a faggot for believing in love and not a paid service.

Because I'm a complete pussy

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>>720479433

Waiting till marriage

>>720479008
Are you a wizard?

>>720478866
but I am not. Also sex is overrated atleast I can say that from experience now.

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>>720479576
>>720479433
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>>720478866
her vola BI2OXpc
it keeps rotating every week or so
prime material

>>720479515
It's cool, anon. It wasn't until my 3rd long term girlfriend that I got laid. I was almost 23.

>>720478866
Nah, I was raped by a Nazi Feminist,!she claimed I was 'asking for it'

>>720479008
That was some Nostradamus level shit right there.

>>720479661
that's what I thought after my first few times.

Except it's not. It's like wine, you start to really appreciate it after you've gotten to know it better.

>>720479894
>female privilage

>>720479314
Uh, na man, I'm embarrassed by it. I don't wanna talk about it.

>>720479994
Worst thing we'll do is call you a faggot. Just show us

>>720479994
I'm gonna go ahead and just call you a lying faggot then, faggot

>>720479129
i feel ya bro

Cuz I'm like insanely depressed
Literally had a girl on me with nothing but panties me naked her moving her hips making my dick go up up down left right and I go why aren't we having sex lol but like I'm a nice guy you know. Got like plenty of other stories like that

Just kidding I'm not but yeah turns out sex is supposed to be like playing and I never learned to play well with others. I don't drink. I think all the time and take things way too serious. I'm self conscious of my body and face even though girls REALLY dig me sometimes. My parents were bastards and also ruined my education and I'm basically more fucked up than a tree. I don't like breaking hearts and I don't wanna like support promiscuity and anyone trying to sleep with me gotta be promiscuous. I'm a stoner and people also annoy the fuck outta me to the point I can hardly engage anyone unless I'm trolling them. I'm fake as all fuck cuz everyone got the stupid. I try to do the right thing like let my boss fuck my ass and try to catch up rent before I move on an expensive apartment I can't furnish I only got cuz I got no car and my job was half a block away

Now I'm working at Wendy's and all these little girls were so hot for me the first day but I'm insanely gonna kill myself depressed like really really wanna hurt myself and moving in with a friend cuz I'm so fucked.

>>720480187
I don't see why a person would lie about something that sounds as frustrating as having a dick that is too big.

It sounds borderline debilitating. Everyone thinks they want a huge penis, but then you can't get a decent blowjob, you don't fit into or hurt vaginas, and all you're left with are rekt assholes or bad handjobs. Miserable. It just sounds miserable.

Given the choice I'd keep my thin 6er any day.

>>720479129
straight in the feels

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>>720478866
Lost my virginity to a beautiful hooker in Prague. No regrets, was good but sex with condoms and without kissing and feelings is not really that amazing.

>>720478866
because i'm ugly as fuck
>fuck sucks to be me

>>720480696
I almost got a hooker with my gf in Prague.

>>720479129
Yeah, I sorta feel that way too.

>>720479287
Good for you hope it goes well

>>720479568
First steps admiting it

>>720478866
>25 year old virgin
>Never held hands, dated or kissed
>Rate myself a 4/10

I get strong anxiety around moderately attractive girls because I don't know what to talk to them about. My only interest is videogames.

>>720478866
I am a ginger

>>720480859
Knowing Prague since I used to work there, do you remember which part of the city it was?

my other excuse i'm like fucking mentally ill or a sociopath

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>>720479129
same

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gooooooooooooooooooood 1

>>720481130
Have you ever done psychedelics?

i need to see someone...i think what do you guys think i laugh at a girl if she is raped and make holocaust and 9/11 jokes am i a sociopath or mental

>>720478866
Because I'm extremely introverted and don't really know how to talk to people let alone flirt.

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>>720481323
seconded
try that shit, my man

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>>720481130
>21
exact same though, im not even ugly or not hideous atleast, just too awkward. played video games till i forgot how to talk to people in general, let alone hot chicks

>>720481512
i'm socially akward kinda and im a virgin
>18 lmao

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fuck, this turned into a feels thread fast

>>720481323
I seriously doubt that will help with social anxiety issues

>>720481190
Not really. I think it was either P1 or P3.

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>>720481688
clearly you've never done any drugs at all

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>>720481512
Im so fucking beta around girls, I remember one time in a club some girl grinded with me and I did nothing so she lost interest and walked away.

I can never capitalise on a girl expressing interest in me and I don't think I'll ever finally be able to. The anxiety is way too strong.

>>720478866
I would like to be virgin again. I would like to have my man's hymen back

I'm not

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>>720481853
well then

>>720478866
>introvert
>Socially insecure
>Not so kind per se
>Self deprecating
>Can't get hints
>Never had a gf to begin with

>>720478866
http://www.getthelube.com/

>>720478866
W-would any of you a-anons lose virginity to me if I would be your best emo twink trap friend? c:
I swear I won't tell anyone that you squeezed cuddled me then it slipped in ;o

>>720481688
It definitely does
Do some research, learn more about it yourself and come to your own conclusion but for me, in my life, it's shown me time and time again absolute truths about myself and shown me paths I can take to overcome and I always come out the other side a better, more loving, more open minded and charismatic person

>>720481760
Well I have done weed and LSD numerous times, and although it has been wonderful and perspective-changing in many ways, it has also sent me into some states of intense anxiety and depression

manlet

>>720481814
i've known that feeling too well. had a girl kissing my neck and rubbing up my arms and i just froze up. don't see it changing anytime soon either

>>720482152
Definitely two sides to psych's, that's why it's super important to prepare before hand and only do it when you know the time is right and your environment is controlled

>>720482262
Yes I agree 100%, but still, it's hard to know where a 12h trip will take you eventually

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I had sex like 4 times when I was 18 and it was great and all, then I got ringworm 6 months later, 13 years later im 31 and havent had sex since then...its just about cleared up but im so over sex and I keep getting hassled to do it...id sooner punch a bitch in the face than fuck it these days....

im not a virgin, im 24, and have fucked 5 girls, and played with a fair few others.
but the girl im with atm, shes not my gf, she's utra cool, but got a less than desirable body.
i really enjoy hanging out with her and talking to her, and she has a very horny body.
but i just dont get hard for her.
when i was younger i would get hard at the sight of the subtlest sexually arousing thing.
so many things turned me on.
now im getting older i can tell ye these things:
beer dependency cripples your boners
as does cigarette
rabid porn abuse
4chan
lack of exercise.

im going to japan in 1 month, and gunna be there for at least 2 years.
im dropping fags, booze, porn, 4chan, and gunna see where that takes me.
i've never had an issue talking to girls, but im sure that the things above have a negative impact on your sexlife and overall confidence.

TLDR:
if you wanna score with chicks, get off 4chan, stop drinking and smoking, stop watching porn, get an interesting hobby, break out of your comfort zone (ie: yoga, book clubs, life drawing), and talk to every single girl you are attracted to.

the simple fact about life is that it's possible to act.
not confident? act confident
-simple as that.

oh yeah, and sex with a girl you love is way more satisfying than banging some random whose into you.

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because im broke, carless, dont know how to properly ride a bike, ugly, and all the girls i know are now feminists. Plus i live on a huge ass hill so walking is out of the fucking picture.

Im also awkward and would rather play video games than be social with my family and friends.

>>720482440
Absolutely
Psychedelics provide so much strange uncharted territory of the mind it's impossible to fully control where you might go on it
Like my buddy got caught in one of the worst loops I've ever seen while at my house, started screaming in the street with his shirt off in the pouring rain
He tried to drive to his girlfriends house so we took his keys out of the ignition before he could leave and he started to get physical, we ended up calling the cops and the dude literally clocked three of them in the face, got tased twice in my living room and finally taken to the hospital
It was unreal

>>720478866
Cuz dudes don't do it for me and the more women I meet, the more I hate them

>>720479251
That isn't likely
You're probably weak and creepy

because i am ugly and i will not pay for a hooker

>>720480696
To pobavilo :D

>>720478866
Because I live in the ghetto and an not attracted to blacks.

>>720480504
> I don't drink

Start drinking

>>720479498
I'm sorry for your lose.

>>720483151
why should he start drinking? i quit drinking the same year i turned 21 it just wasnt fun anymore

>>720480576
plus, having an overly large penis can lead to health problems and inability to perform. That organ does require a lot of blood and guys with overly large penises have been known to get light headed and even faint when they have an erection. That'd suck quite a bit.

I'm currently trying to fix a really cute girl (half Iranian half white )... Things aren't going well but I'll try to win her over. I've started working out and putting a lot of effort in personal hygiene. Also I've started working as a volunteer (hopefully she'll think it's kind of me to do that ;p) On top of that I'm trying to learn something new everyday to make conversating easier... Wish me luck

>>720479314
you probably think youre not a faggot for wanting to see his dick too

just being /b/ro's xd

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Just because, duh
https://youtu.be/5zUp8GeAvhw

>>720479129
No you arent.

I guarantee 90% of you alleged 7s are 5s at best

>>720482933
BINGO!

>>720483054
>>720480696

You guys have me hankering for some Svíčková and Česnečka now.

>>720482823
Learn how to ride a fucking bike.

>>720478866
almost every goddamn day my dad would tell me to only date girls I thought was ms america
It's hard to not have that sink in subconsciously and so I only was attracted to girls in their 20s when I was a teenager
Plus I was abused a child, moved around a lot, and became insular and weird as fuck. My parents tried guilt tripping me into not committing suicide and that was the biggest mindfuck ever and I've never been able to recover from that.
That's probably the biggest source of it all now that I think about it
Thinking I'm a piece of shit all the time and that I don't deserve it. That might explain the fear and panic whenever I think someone is into me

Fucking hell

>>720483743
Hyhy :D

>>720483340
Because then he'll have a better reason to not get laid, his life will become more interesting one way or another, and he'll be drinking, you dolt

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>>720478866
I don't speak to others in public.

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>>720481130
Take weed to get even more nervous and just go with it . Girls like that.

>>720483571

And that's rounding up from 3.

>>720483054
cau zmrde; ja som bf

>>720478866
name of girl in pic?

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>>720480576
>6er
>not wanting average girth with 6er

Look. I know that you know that i'm right

all these dubs

>>720480576
One of my wife's friends had a hubby with a fucking elephant dick. Could not take it in her pussy, so big she could barely get her mouth around his head. Marriage did not last long. BTW, I can attest to the fact that all her bits and pieces worked just fine!

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im chaste enough to wait until marriage
the joke is that I'll probably never get married.

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>>720478866
This chick is pregnant now though

https://soundcloud.com/goldsbrosesh/sunburns-session

>>720484744
Vole jaký bf?Ty jsi jeho boyfriend? :D

>>720485518
bear.fucker

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>>720478866
My gf was raped and self harmed her pussy and doesn't want to show it to me because she's scared of what I will think of her, and I don't mind what's done is done it's all quite sad.

>>720485082
Natali Andreeva aka Natali Nemtchinova
http://imgur.com/a/t54Xp#0

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>>720478866
I'm ugly, short, insecure, awkward, terrible social skills.

I've never actually tried to get a girlfriend or talk to a girl because of it. I'm going to be 20 in a year, and I was expecting to lose it before I hit 20 but it seems that's not going to happen.

>>720485582
Jsi dobytek..

>>720478866
Fucked up too much the time that was going to be the first time. Luckily its my gf so it will be continued

>>720485924
sa pojeb

don't care enough to talk to girl and also homeschooled so i almost never leave my house

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Back in 2007, i was poor, uneducated and had no character

Now 10 years later, i drive a Mercedes c63 AMG , i have my own house and $60,000 in savings

Women never responded to my advances back then, now im getting friend requests from those girls on facebook

Basically work on yourself, the problem is in this Economy it takes 25 years to become a full fledged adult, people are staying in their parents homes a lot longer, until you figure yourself out women are just going to date the person who has more creature comforts to provide.

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>>720485584
Hmmmmm

>>720486137
So basically they want everything you worked for, so they don't have to

I had the sex once. Never since. Makes me feel the sadness.

>>720485980
S.T.Y! .

>>720479244
Anon, I have the same problem.

Get a large supply of lubricant and use it. She might still bleed and moan about it but atleast you can get it in. You also need to have a extremely long foreplay session before you stick it in.

>>720486191

although women hate to admit it, its ALWAYS been this since the dawn of time

Men hunted
Men provided
Men went to war
Men protected

But now with half the workforce being women, some men are being left to the curb. Get educated and live a good life, women are just toys like anything else you have to afford

>>720478866
I'm not, but I might as well be.

>7.5/10 cause im kinda cute and now got money for timbs and shit
>I could never pull off a one night stand
>broke up with batshit crazy ex-gf in April 2016 >havent had sex since.

there are cute chicks at work who like me, but I fucking hate everyone and there is nothing I have in common with any female. Maybe its just london but everyone is a stuck up normie and I could never fake that im a tad bit interested in fucking beyonce.

>kill me

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>>720486137
>Sounds like Commercial trying to sell *find yourself or die virgin awareness*

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I didn't put enough effort to lose it.

Tbh, I have no fucking clue

>>720479318
Came here to say this

>>720485584
This. I've had many gfs and one night stands, but my current Gf was raped when she was young and it destroyed her. In HS all the boys wanted her, but she never let them near her because she was so afraid. When she told me she wanted to spend time with me, I was over the moon. She told me I was the only one that makes her feel safe, but she's still afraid to have sex with me. She feels like a slut and has cried about the fact that she wanted to give her virginity to me, but her rapist took her "gift" to me away from her. I love her and tried to tell her that she's still pure and a virgin to me, but she refuses to hear it. What should I do brehs? I don't want to pressure her into sex, but I also want her to have a healthy view regarding it.

I have phimosis, I can't show my dick to a girl.

>>720488139
Tell her that she will be forever alone if she doesnt let anyone fuck her.

for fucks sake how long have you been together ? Let me guess..you havent fucked in a year?

Tell her she either lets it or you will fuck on the side, you cant keep this up.

>>720479568
This

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>>720478866
Stoped giving a fuck. Well actually i actively prevent myself from even geting a chance. And i had quite a few chances too... 31 btw. If only you knew what i know...

>>720485211
I never said I didn't want a larger penis and obviously I'd take girth first.

I said given the choice between mine and a horsedick, I'd take mine every time.

>>720488938
but you're wrong

>>720481323
Do this, anon. Psychedelics opened my eyes to life beyond social conditioning, and when that happens you don't really see girls as a big deal anymore. Which means you can actually talk to them

>>720489403
No, I like being able to use my dick. I find it quite enjoyable.

>>720482006
None of us had a gf to begin with

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>>720478866
Because my girlfriend isn't putting out

In order for good looking people to exist, ugly people like me need to be here so you can differentiate. So your welcome. That's about it.

>>720489735
Be very careful with them though.
And you can also open your eyes to female nature with MRA/PUA/MGTOW videos for the same effect.

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>>720478866
>>720479044
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>>720482626
>4chan

>>720488371
We've been together for almost a year, and I've cheated on her a few times with some old FWBs and girls from classes. I rationalize it by telling myself it's just a release, she will never know. It seems like my only option would be to marry her, aside from the lack of sex, she's perfect and everything I could ever want in a wife.

>>720482688
/THREAD

>>720490134
That's a lot of gets

>>720479282
Nah most girls won't care. I have 6 inches and most are pleasantly surprised. You've got nothing to worry about.

>>720485426
this post is cancer. stop spamming your stupid creampies and shitty band, asshole.

>>720488139
Rape is a construct. Take what you want. Consent is also a construct.

The handcuffs will be real, though.

What did you seriously expect /b/ to tell you?

If your story isn't "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Then counseling's the only option

>>720491256
>>720490252
Should I get her counseling, or just marry her? She will put out if I marry her, but I'm afraid she won't enjoy it. If I get her counseling, I don't want her to change too much just because she feels "sexually free" or some BS like that.

>>720491612
>>>720491256 (You)
>>>720490252
if she actually physical cannot make herself have sex with you, she needs therapy. Serious emotional therapy, and you need couples cousneling with her to help her understand that you two have a real, genuine relationship where her identity and consent matters. She might also need physical therapy to not feel injury or pain at penetration.

not into sex, get off only when getting choked with feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV3XnVcEgZY
right here

>>720478866
idk

>>720478866
I don't know what is happening.

I'm pretty sure I've had sex before, but I still remain a virgin. Why? Why is this happening?

Help me.

>>720493961
Guys only lose their virginity by getting fucked in the ass, have fun

>>720478866
I'm not my boi pussys been fucked before (^_-)

>>720494249
And i though i was virgin, thx anon

>>720478866
am i? Well, why wont u come and fix it?

>>720492000
> She might also need physical therapy to not feel injury or pain at penetration.
Fuck, will they put things inside her? I don't want the therapy to scare her, but I couldn't live with myself if I hurt her having sex with her. I'm supposed to protect her and make her feel safe, not push her into therapy where she feels uncomfortable and where people will work with her pussy. We've tried having sex before, but she trembles so hard and tears up once penetration of any sort is about to happen. I also know she'd prefer to get married first. I know counseling and therapy is the way to go, but how do I convince her that it's what she needs, and it's not about the fact that I want to fuck her?

>>720478866
Waiting for marriage is the only way. I'm going to heaven, faggot heathens.

>>720495068
I'm not a PT specialist. I assume that they would at least put her in the stirrups and speculum to confirm the state of any scarring. After that, it'd probably be a lot more about home exercises with a dildo to open her up again. Probably tied to intimacy therapy where you help her.

>>720478866
>>720478888
>>720477777

>>720496022
> Probably tied to intimacy therapy where you help her
I like the idea that I'd be right next to her, helping her. I'm not sure she'd be comfortable with the dildos though. Ty, anon.

>>720496256
>>720488888
>>720495555

>>720485788
Just find the ugliest bitch you can on some dating app and bam you got a roast beef sandwich

>>720478866
I'm not I'm married with 5 kids what's your excuse

>>720478866
I'm not.
I lost my virginity at 26 to a 17 year old.
I'm 38 now and had sex with two other women in the last 12 years.
So fuck you.

>>720496500
>Just find the ugliest bitch you

I've had better luck hooking up with average to good looking women. Most ugly bitches have tons of low self-esteem betas hitting on them and seem to be more picky cause they have so many to chose from

>>720479044
Who is this?

>>720496899
I have no idea tbh

I'd hooked up with 3 pretty good lookin girls on tinder but it felt cheap so I stopped doin it

also checked

>>720478866
obviously because I time travelled back to 2002

>>720479732
>It wasn't until my 3rd long term girlfriend that I got laid
wat? Sex isn't the driving factor in my relationships, but there is no way I would be in a "log term" relationship with a girl that didn't have a sexual relationship with me. In my opinion waiting until marriage is a horrible idea. Sexual compatibility with a person is important and there is no way to know until you have sex. Getting married, then finding out you aren't sexually compatible would be a nightmare. I understand why so many religious people always seem to have a stick up their ass. They waited until marriage to have sex, then found out their partner is a lousy fuck and boring in bed.

>>720496899
Find a group of girls at a bar and hit on one of the less attractive ones. They are usually so used to the hottest one getting all the attention that they will be happy you are talking to them instead.

she was tight and complained.
we didn't have much time, lubed and did anal instead.

>>720483571
I'm a 8-9 and a social 8-9 as well. I'm not lying to you

im not

>>720479498
marriage is scam, sorry for your loss dude.

Not sure to be quite honest.
>18
>not ugly or anything, I'm a pretty decent looking dude. At least a 7 or 8.
>dick is an acceptable 6.5 inches, I'm not complaining.
>honestly I'm just really awkward sometimes and I don't know what to do with myself in certain situations.
I have been talking to this cutie for a while now and she said she'd be down to hang out. Let's hope I don't fuck this up, and who knows, ya boy might not be a virgin anymore in a couple months.

>>720498777
checked

>>720498912
>who knows, ya boy might not be a virgin anymore in a couple months
>ya boy
>ya
>boy
>ya boy

Holy fuck, you manage to be a massive cringe merchant on an anonymous message board. You have fucking no chance.

>>720478866
I'm not desperate

Because my girlfriend lives in Texas right now

>>720479129
Same boat man HaHa

>>720479129
feel ya. nevertheless I found a mentally broken lady to marry and have a kid. now that I'm totally focused on work and family a lot of women show interest. even real fashion models. intelligent ones.
life is still shit. it's just showing you want you can't get. but other people being jelly always goes.

dont worry everybody

once women are tired of being pumped by chads they will come settle with you as long as you have a job and a roof over your head

you will have plenty of sex in your 30's

this is not bait, i am dead serious.

>>720498968
2nd time i get trips in 2 days, only posted twice too

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8 out of 10 in the looks department, unsatisfied sex drive. Slayed at least 50 women ask me anything virgin brahs.

>>720486137
Nice car, you faggot. Mine's a 92 E400. Like my dad's and dead grandpa.

>>720490863
>pleasantly surprised at 6 inch
>insecuritygone.jpg

>>720499286
>cringe merchant

"ya boy" got more chance than you, newfrog.

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>>720502925
You jhuana me to teach you? You must not focus on yourself, set high expectations for her make her earn you. Women exspecially young women are insecure use it to your advantage brah.

>>720478866
idk

>>720478866

Born this way.

I want dubs

>>720478866
Because I live in the Bronx, NewYork

>>720478866
I'm not a virgin, but I've only fucked 4 girls in my life and I'm almost 24 and my life sucks, feelsbad

So /b/ bros happy to confirm not a virg anymore I fucked my 27 year old step sister I'm 20. Literally something out of a movie or some shit I'd see on here lmao

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I had sex with my dog does that count?

cause i'm a sentimental motherfucker and i wanna do it out of love, not attraction

also dubs

I wish i got dubs

>>720504690
Bieber fever

>>720501262
you found a mentally broken person to fuck but now that your getting laid you dont care anymore and stopped sperging when a pair of tits talked to you but your so fucked that your only chance to get a chick without mentally manipulating the broken view of their world is to not open your mouth but jesus i know that as soon as you do they will know just how shitty you are. and the fuck are you on about with "other people being jelly always goes" the fuck does that even mean you god damn moron

dont care anymore

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>>720505298

cuz life sucks