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Introducing my friend to 4chan Show him your worst

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Introducing my friend to 4chan

Show him your worst
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>>720477706
Are you using a computer?
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Welcome to 4chan! We're a friendly community so please try to keep things safe and respectful for all of our loving members! Most importantly, remember to have fun!
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>>720477706

something about that image doesn't look right
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>>720477706
Get on a computer or laptop and delete "system 32"
It'll help u stay under the radar when you're on 4chan, fam.
Also, it'll help performance when you delete that crap.
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>>720477706
nice, so the two clit thing is real!

and here im thinking the only way i can qwell that fetish is with my alien fleshlight
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>>720478141
I am Sultan Simballah Him

Brother of Brother Sultan Simallah Bim
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get out, the position (newfag) you're applying for is filled
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>>720478471
Brother! How do you do!?!
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>>720477706
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>>720478504
The position (butt) you're applying for is filled
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http://www.4plaisir.com/filles-avec-2-vagins/#
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>>720478305
what about this one?
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>>720478361
>fam

Fucking wigger.
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>>720477706
Run. Run and do not come back.
7 years ago I was a functioning part of society.
Now this is what I am. A broken man with hatred for mankind, seeking a place to fit in with others who do not exist...
Also, this place is just filled with fucking traps and other types of faggotry.
Really, this place is shit and I am only here because I have nowhere else to go...
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http://www.lineage2dreams.com/?c=brkaldas
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>>720477706
solid 5/7
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>>720478929

So /b/ helped you become yourself.
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>>720478716
lmao
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>>720477706
Welcome to the chan! More or less welcome to /b/.
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This is one of my favorite pictures
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cheese

pizza

is worst
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>>720477706
Enjoy your stay.
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>>720479623
lost
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>>720478830
If it's Irish or German or British or American pride it's not hateful.

It's just that "White Pride" gets used as hateful language. Get in touch with your roots and explore those instead of just taking pride in your skin tone.
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heres your personal 4chan travel guide
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>>720479857
black is a skin tone too lol your point is moot
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put your pizza to bed and get comfy
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>>720479936
Black pride is about being black in a predominately white society and the cultural lens that it creates. Same with Asian pride. Important since a lot of Blacks and Asians in the United States and the UK don't have a direct connection with their specific ethnic background since, you know, slavery and other forms of imported labour.
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>>720478716

Fuckin' lol!
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>>720479857
So it's ok for niggers and slopes to take pride in their skin tone (and all that comes with it) but not for white people?
Typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Seriously.. Try harder guys.
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>>720477706
Kys faggot

Typical 4chan insult
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fucking brutal fall
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>>720478830
Wikipedia is not wrong. 'White pride' is known as a slogan for white racists, generally. You don't hear black racists yelling "black pride" or Asian racists yelling "Asian pride", but you hear white racists yelling "white pride". Don't like it? Smack the next white racist you see saying "white pride" and tell him to fuck off.
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Enjoy falling into depravity newfag
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>>720478471
was that a tool reference?
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>>720480455
nice loop
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>>720477706
>Introducing my friend to 4chan

You already broke the first two rules and deserve to be banned.
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>>720480473

Suck my Aryan cock you apologist piece of cuck slime.
As if "black power" isn't used as hatefully by the Black Panthers or Black Lives Matter.
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>>720480703
is this real? sauce?
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>>720480757
Moar gore
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>>720481092
fucking newfag

>>720477706
pic related
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>consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position
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Welcome faggot
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>>720481328
i am a new fag thank you. came here from reddit actually xD you guys are so funny
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>>720481497

>don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
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>>720481622
Kekked and checked, anon
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>>720481092
Real tasty. And I would recommend Honey BBQ
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>>720480733
>Aryan
We all have 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents, 16 g.g. grandparents, 32 g.g.g. grandparents, and 64 g.g.g.g. grandparents, provided there's no inbreeding. That's over 120 people over roughly a 120-180 years period (depending on how young/old your ancestors were when they had kids), and you have DNA from each and every one of them. Most people don't even know all 8 great grandparents unless they maybe have a family tree that has their names on it. There's still over 100 individuals unaccounted for. So even if the 'Aryan race' is a thing, do you truly believe that over 100 individuals, the vast majority of whom you don't even know their names, are all white?

Even if they were, which is astronomical, there's been inter-continental travel for centuries, and if you exclude the Americas, then there's been inter-continental travel for over 2000 years since the time of the Romans if not longer. Various races mixing with other races, whether it's via trade routes, slavery, or simply explorers discovering new lands and new trade routes.

Craig Cobb, who is a big white supremacist, has been found to have some African heritage in him. If you got a similar test done, especially if you're American, you will find some African in you as well. If not African, then Native, Asian, or Middle Eastern. It's just that simple. Anyways, as it turns out, the 'master race' is fiction. Why? If they existed, then Germany would have won WWII. They could not defeat the Russians, in fact they were being pushed back even before the Western Front opened up, which is pretty pathetic.

But sure, I'm some kind of 'apologist' for pointing out the obvious, and you are 'Aryan'. Enjoy your fiction.
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>>720477706
http://www.getthelube.com/
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>>720480238
>So it's ok for niggers and slopes to take pride in their skin tone (and all that comes with it) but not for white people?

Yes. The Black American identity was socially constructed as a response to the tearing apart of their African identities. Most Black American families have been here for generations and cannot identify what region of Africa their ancestors were taken from. The same isn't true for most White Americans.
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OK op
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>>720477706
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