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Getting a prince Albert piercing next Friday. Will be pierced

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Getting a prince Albert piercing next Friday. Will be pierced with a 3mm needle... Do you Bros have one aswell? How bad does it hurt to get it done? Is it as bad as you'd think?
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Anyone?
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Not sure about a PA, had my frenum done and it was nbd, a little pinch and it was done. Healing wasn't aweful either and most girls love it. Didn't go with the PA cause I don't want to piss sitting down tbh
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>>720474944
Hmm okay, thanks for the reply I guess.
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>>720474944
>most girls love it

Implying op is not a huge faggot for getting that piercing
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>>720474431
A guy I knew got one and he said it ruined his penis and his marriage
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>>720475269
I heard of more guys that ended up loving the piercing than that...
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Honestly it hurts a little bit for about 3 days, well at least mine did. Use lavender oil when you go to clean it. Mine healed fine and I enjoy it.
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>>720475427
How bad is the piercing process? I heard that the worst part is when they slide the jewelry in...
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I got mine done years ago, took a crane to get it out.
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I'd think these things would make sex weird.
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I did mine myself. Didn't hurt specially bad pushing the needle through.

What really hurt, for the next few days was pissing with a new, raw hole still healing up. But after that, it was/is great.
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>>720475590
Does your dick sometimes leak?
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What about afterbleeding?
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>>720474431
I had a double dydoe, and the only way I can describe it is "the most painful thing I've ever felt, ever"
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>>720475518
Once the needle is through, you'll be too busy riding a rush of euphoria to care or feel anything other than the endorphin release.
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It was over before I knew it, worst part for me was the initial prick. I did not have a bad experience.
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>>720475707
Holy shit man...
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>>720475659
It leaks any time I piss or cum. But it's easy to "plug" or pinch or hold just right so I can still use a urinal if I want. It depends on placement and jewelry and your anatomy mostly.
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>>720475781
Just imagine that feeling and then saying "ok, do the other side now"
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>>720475362
Yeah, but I'm not a risk taker when it comes to shoving metal into my cock.
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Is 8g enough to prevent a "cheesecutter effect"?
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>>720475590
That shit looks retarded.
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>>720475892
Fuck...
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>>720474431
Why?
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>>720475927
I think that would be fine. But the real fun didn't start for me until 6 to 4ga.

Also, the pinching went down dramatically as the size went up. Currently at 2ga. PA, and 4ga. Frenum.
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>>720476156
Because I like the way it looks. Duhh
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>>720476181
Ah okay. Well, I looked at the Rings in the shop, and I thought 8g looked nice.
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What's the point of these
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>>720474431

op will never pee like a man again.
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Doesn't that piercing fuck up the sex??
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What if that shit snags in whatever hole your sticking it in and rips your shit
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>>720476357
>has to pee standing up to feel manly.

Ever heard of urinals? You know, I got one of those.
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>>720476431
Carefully, anon
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>>720476347
What's the point of coloring your hair?
What's the point of tattoos?
What's the point of wearing a specific watch you like?
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So uh... WHY would one do this to himself? Sure it looks cool and shiet, but would any girl like a piercing up their hole? And wouldnt it hurt the dick after pulling, fucking or hurt like FUCK if it gets stuck or something other horrible?
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>>720476449

Oh great you're going to spray it everywhere
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>>720476431
I don't know in what kind of holes you stick your dick in, but I'm pretty sure the odds of that happening are pretty low
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>>720476636
>would any girl like a piercing up their hole
Yes. Yes they would ... alot
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>>720476205
So it's just about the looks? To each their own I guess but I'd be scared shitless that someday that piece of metal can get hooked on something and shred and my dick in half.

Good luck anon. Have fun.
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>>720474431
I do, what questions do you have?
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>>720476691
I have no idea how you use an urinal, but I'm pretty sure that won't happen.
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i hope thats not your dick that thing is tiny
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>>720476763
Mainly I'd like to know how bad "getting it done" hurts, how the pain is the next days and if there is a good way to take care of it
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>>720476731
Why though? I couldnt imagine a small piece of metal would feel good for example.. up my ass.
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>>720476908
It's not just "a piece of metal", the piercing is very smooth and adds to her fun.
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>>720476566
This is leaps and bounds away from changing your hair
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>>720476908
Your ass doesn't have the same types of nerve clusters & pleasure centers as her cunt
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>>720477013
Yeah, it may be a little more extreme, but the reasons behind it are the same.
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>>720474431
ITT

Fsggots with small dicks who think a piercing will change the fact their wives and girlfriends crave a real mans cock.

T. Mr. Horsecock
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>>720477194
Ok
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>>720476776
>>720476691

I think probably like this.
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>>720476986
>>720477034
guess i`ll just take your word for it
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>>720474431
I got a 4g reversed PA done, it hurt like a motherfucker for being directly in the glans
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>>720477194
>t. faggot with small dick who doesn't realize a big dick with robotic enhancements feels even better for her
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>>720477289
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>>720477377
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>>720477384
If your my size you don't have to compensate with enhancements
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>>720477377
Do you sometimes take a piss early in the morning, forgetting u have a pirecing and accidently piss in your face?
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>>720477457
Holy fuck
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>>720477384
Every dick in this thread is less than 7in
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>>720477289
Kek'd anon. gj
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>>720477540
8.26 (21 cm) here.
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>>720477384
>robotic enhancements
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>>720477336
No comparable counterpart for men
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had one in the past. a reversed prince albert.
needle goes into your pee hole, comes out at the top. didn't knew what to expect, worst pain ever, cried like a baby. as soon as the needle was through the pain stopped.
a friend of mine had his too, but didn't feel any pain. i can't stand pain.

had a lot of fun with it, but also some discomfort. 50/50 so removed it a year later. still have an extra hole on top of my cock.
now a nipple piercing, also hurt like hell. i just can't stand the pain...

have fun with it!
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>>720477970

Well, mines going to be a normal one, not reversed
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>>720474431
I got one. I started out with an apadravya, but it was kinda uncomfortable so i let the top "hole heal and now i only have the prince albert part left. Didnt hurt as bad as i thought it would. The healing process is the worst tho.
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>>720478108
Why's the healing problem the worst?
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Why would you stick a fucking needle through your dick?
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>>720477457
>>720477495
That doesn't happen, the piss tends to drip drom the orifice and thats it
>>720477515
Same thing i said when the needle went in
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>>720476986
ok, tuck a ball bearing inside a condom when you fuck.
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>>720478412
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>>720477457
i have never seen anything this stupid and i have seen a lot.

well whatever floats your boat
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>>720478420
>very smooth
>ball bearing
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>>720478467
That actually looks fucking nice
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>>720478476
I saw your mom giving birth to you in a gas station toilet, and you dont see me criticizing it do you?
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I wanted to get one for years now, I'm too much of a wuss
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>>720478420
That's my fetish
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>>720478694
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>>720478161
Imagine trying to live you daily life with a VERY sore dick. Itching, acing, bleeding some, peeing hurts like fuck. I had to go to work with a bunch of tissues in my boxers so it wouldnt rub against my pants when i walked
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>>720474431
Words of advice anon:
>After you get it done, do not remove the piercing under any circumstances or it wont heal right
>dont touch it unless your hands are clean or youre about to clean the wound
>use only saline solution meant for disinfecting piercings
>dont use too much soap in there when showering or it might get irritated
>dont masturbate or have sex in the first three weeks or it will get infected
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>>720479161
Oh okay, thank you.

I will ask my piercer if she has cleaning products fur me to buy
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>>720479144
Sounds like fun....
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>>720474431
Are you fucking autistic? Why the fuck would you get one of those?
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>>720479161
>dont masturbate or have sex in the first three weeks
So hell do excist..
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>>720479420
does*
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>>720479368
1. Pretty sure I'm not
2. Because I like the way it looks
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>>720479451
Well thank you, bitch, but sorry, my english isnt perfect.
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Give me some piercing suggestions. Thank you and God bless
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How are you supposed to put a condom on with that shit sticking out?
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>>720479643
Get your tongue split
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>>720474431
Apadravya master race, reporting in. 10ga.

Enjoy your bitch piercing and having to sit down while you piss, PA fagboy.
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>>720474431
OP, there is one thing you need to think about before you do this. For the rest of your life, you're gonna urinate differently. There is going to be a new hole in your dick and it will dribble when you piss. You are going to get piss on your hands every time you use the bathroom. I love my PA but I didn't think about the long term. Choose wisely, OP. Pic related is me.
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>>720479808
Pretty big confidence having to brag about that online, huh?
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>>720479829
oh god
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>>720479893
Yup.
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Any piercing suggestions? Thank u
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I have on as well op, had it for about 6 years.
Piss before you get it done, wrap it everyday, don't sleep on it. And don't have sex or masterbate for about a month or so and everything will be fine
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>>720479829
Was that worth it?
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>>720474431
Personally I dont want to hammer any nails into my penis.
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>>720480477
Jesus Christ
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>>720480394
I got it done 10 years ago. I don't regret it. However, I find myself not wearing the ring much anymore. My wife says it hurts when I wear it when we fuck. Jerking off with the ring in will make your peehole sore. Mostly, I just put it in when I know I'm going to show it to people.
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>>720480630
That doesn't sound too good
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>>720479987
Fuck off, Andy. That is not warm enough.
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>>720480678
And it was the most painful piercing I have ever gotten. I would not do it again.
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>>720480784
What other piercings did you get?
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Any femanons in this thread? Any opinions on this subject?
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honestly what i'm reading in this thread it sounds like a fucking terrible idea
don't do it
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Got a frenum ladder done, ignored advice and had sex 2 days after.
Was amazing. The skin was pulled tighter and everything was hypersensitive.
Just sanitised with salt water after (literally sit with dick in cup) and it was be fine. Zinc also helps speed up healing.
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>>720480853
I've had my nipples done twice, two in each earlobe, one in tongue, lebret, and eyebrow.
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>>720481153

Oh, I have had one girl tell me it felt like she was getting a pap smear test done. Still came.
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>>720480853
The only one I wear anymore is my PA.
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>>720481091
Already got a meeting to get it done
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>>720481161
jesus christ man
what the fuck were you thinking
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>>720479254
Just search for H2Ocean in amazon
>>720479420
You can if you want but it will get infected and the tissue will scar instead of heal
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>>720481307
I wasn't as conservative then as I am not. I grew the fuck up and realized a face full of metal wouldn't allow me the opportunities I've been able to take advantage of before.
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At 2ga., my chick loves it. It tightens her up some too.

I alternate between a barbell and a ring. But after a while I get used to having it in, so I take it out for a while and it feels like having a brand new dick again. Sorta like growing your pubes out, and then shaving clean after a while.
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>>720479808
10ga is for phaggots they tend to create the cheese cutter effect, bigger bars are better get anything bigger than a 6g
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Got mine and I have no regrets. First week is hell.
Drink nothing but water. Alot.
When you pee, put your dick in a cup of warm water, sit down on toilet, and pee in cup. When it overflows, it will fall into toilet bc youre sitting down.
Dont move around too much.
Nofap for at least two months.
Clean it three times a day by sticking it in a cup of warm water with sea salt.
Once it heals, bitches will be asking to see it. Thats when you get nudes like no other and if you spark enough curiousity, you fuck the shit out of them with your new toy.
Enjoy, comrade.
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>>720481607
If for no other reasin, this.

You could always take it out to fuck or jerk off anyway.
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A neighbor got his done. He said it pulled him a lot of pussy. Never saw him with anyone but his boyfriend tho..
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>>720481935
Well if he has a bf he won't fuck around with women in that area
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Got mine back in 2013

The piercing itself hurt, but the worst part about getting me PA was the bitch lining up the tub she stuck in my urethra and clamping the skin for a clean stab. That was the worst part.

After ward moving around for the next 3 to 4 weeks was a bitch. Especially going up and down stairs, getting out of and in your car.

That being said, my wife loves it, I almost let it heal and she begged for me to put it back in. Also when I was single, i really streamlines having sex. You mention casually in conversation you have one, femanon gets curious, a few days of hanging out or a few drinks later she was to see it, so on so on..

I'm at a 10 gauge right now. I used to do full enclosure but im finding bent barbell is alot more comfortable and astetic to me. Have my 8G with 10 mm balls in the mail.
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>>720481607
That is true, i can confirm
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>>720481607
This. Despite the pain, the inconvenience, and long term effects, once it is healed, close to 90% of your female friends and acquantences will want to see it. Almost every random chick you meet at the bar will want to see it. And when you pull it out for them to stare at, many of them will do it right in front of their boyfriends and husbands. And those men will be staring at it as well. Happened to me countless times. Also, if you are gay, you will be the talk of any gay bar you go into. You will get sexual interest and attention.
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>>720476874
I've had my nipples pierced 3 times, both of them. I've had tattoo's on my elbow, near my nipple, my solar plexus and underneath my arms.

The pain of the Prince Albert exceeds all of that.

I'll tell you the story about it
>Wake up hungover
>talk to a girl friend of mine from out of state and say I want to do something really random today
>bring up piercings
>brings up a prince albert
>I say "Fuck it" get dressed and go to the shop
>Know the guy, ask if he does them and if he can do it today
>He laughs, hahaha Yeah, come back in 4 hours
>4 hours later
>He says he's going to have a cigarette and if I wanted one
>told him I don't smoke
>Tells me "Maybe you should start".
>laughs on the way out the door

I lay down

This is how it goes, he marks your dick near your circumcision scars. Once he marks it he stretches your dick and stabs through it into your urethra. Pulling a plastic tube through your dick with it (this is so he can take the needle out and slide the ring in the tube through the hole made and voila!

It hurt, a lot.
It took longer than expected because I ddin't take into consideration the tube
I'd say your body will be in a panic which will help with the pain
Takes 10 days to heal (and if you take it out for whatever reason you can put it back in).
DO NOT GET A CURVED BARBELL, GET A HOOP, preferably a seamless captive hoop
Up your gage to 4 gage for the most comfort.

You'll notice it a lot the next few months, but then it will heal enough that it's comfortable. Stretching is uncomfortable but only for a few days per up.
Mentioning a PA will get girls to want to see your dick

If you really want to do it you just need to do it. Don't sit on 4chan anymore and ask if you should. If someone complains about something you can tell them shut up because they haven't been stabbed in the dick hole
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>>720482179
Get yourself some 16mm balls on yours :D
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>>720482550
Bro I want my cock to look sexy, not like a sad white rhino
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>>720483152
This
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>>720483152
Then instead of making it a sad rhino, make it a happy unicorn
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>>720474431
Any piercings are disgusting. Kys op
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>>720483767
Your opinion, I'm okay with that
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>>720483767
That's a nice opinion you got there, i think you were looking for threads in this board instead /trash/
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>>720474431
Your 3mm "dick" will be pierced with a needle?
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>>720484722
That was really really funny. Hehe.
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>>720483708
lol wtf
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>>720474431
Bro I had one and got sick of it. They're actually super gay, you never get used to it, it looks like another guys cock and you're scared of ripping it. Also the Salt water soaks for a month are tedious
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>>720474431
mate you will have to sit down to piss until the hole is healed over or you will piss all over yourself. dont do it
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Done a PA, twice.

The piercing inte that bad, as previous staten, just a pinch.

How ever, the first week will hurt when you piss.
And don't mind "you need to sit down to take a piss" you will learn how to control it
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why?
prince albert is not that bad, but reverse and all the shit makes me cringe man, its a turnoff for the 90% of people who you will fuck
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>>720474431
Seems like a terrible idea.
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>>720477845
Freaky
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>>720482513
>be me
>ten years ago
>sit in chair at piercing shop
>anxiety level 4/10
>piercer describes the process and asks if I'm sure I want to do this
>1 week earlier
>gf (now wife) gets corset piercings on both sides of torso
>she sits silently in agony as needles weave in and out of her skin
>tears stream down her face
>hardasfuck.gif
>I say "I wish I could take your pain!"
>lie
>she says "then get your dick pierced."
>Ok
>fast forward 1 week
>piercer tells me to drop trowsers
>stealthily reach in an gently stretch my shriveled cock so that I don't look like I'm hung like a hamster
>piercer takes out a tub of steril lube and the biggest fucking needle I have ever seen
>stealth stretch was futile
>this needle is the diameter of a bic pen
>he lubes up the tapered end as he describes the purpose of this thing
>he calls it "the catcher"
>he tells me to grab the chair handles
>anxiety level 9/10
>piercer inserts this monstrosity into my dick hole
>holyfuckmeinthepeehole.jpg
>feels just like what you'd expect it to feel like - terrible
>piercer then grabs the piercing needle, lubes it, and attaches the ring to the end of it
>piercer says "this is going to hurt. A lot."
>anxiety level pegs out at 11/10
>piercer inserts needle into the botton of my shaft, just at the base of the head
>felt like a white hot knife pusing through
>cry
>gfgetswet.png
>lots of blood
>pain turns into crushing sensation
>immediately question this decision
>so much blood in my underwear the next morning
>looked like I had a period
>healed up in two weeks
>never has been infected because I was a Nazi when it came to cleaning

And that is that.
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>>720485694
dumb fuck,
protip: never do anything for a girl that involves pain or tons of money unless you are a cuck or married
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>>720486015
Married to her now, so, it worked out. Great girl, too. Pic related, its her.
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