things

>>720463391
strings

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sure, why not

Gay things ?

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I don't see why not.

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>>720463391
Things indeed.

Gay it up

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Stuff and things

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coral

neat butt things

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mornin sunshines

>>720472349
heya, how's it going

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>>720472531
Doing good. Tough week ahead of me but we'll see how I manage. Gonna have a bit of a struggle with school this semester if I can't get some sort of a deal with work.

>>720472660
damn, are you looking for work or a deal with where you currently work?

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>>720472869
Current workplace. I've been working at least one job full-time since I was 17. This one I've had for 8 years.

>>720473060
ah, i see. you'd have to get time off for school. if they're reasonable they can work out a part-time position, depending on what you do.

>>720472349
Mornin anon.

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>>720473192
Thing is they don't usually allow you to set more than 2 days as rostered RDOs.

Gonna have to convince them to bend the rules and give me 3

>>720473207
Sup babe?

>>720473293
that sounds like it might be quite the task, i'm sure that if you've been a good employee for your time they would be reasonable with it

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>>720473611
The issue is they've got like 4500 employees within this complex alone, so they've got the mentality where they treat employees like numbers and not really people

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>>720463391

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>>720473703
well you may be fucked but you can pull something off, even if it doesn't work at least you tried your best

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>>720473599

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>>720468137
Hmm. Ice cubes goes up his butt, honey on his dick, and I go to jail for child molesting.

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kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyden

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>>720480038
mornin faggot

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How do you like Rack 2 so far, faggots?

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>>720480038
Rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyden

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>>720480436
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm sitting in a dark room staring at a computer screen but the only difference is I can't pull my dick out.

>>720480519
what abomination of software is this

>>720480536
>hat
>lightning
I mean it's kinda black mage

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>>720480590
What an utter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHK0eao7Qlk

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>>720480731
Right? This is bullshit. I mean if I can't jerk off during office hours why even be a TA

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>>720480761
You have one more week of me btw and then I'll be on day shift and won't be around half as much

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>>720480834
heartbroken. Truly. Might drink myself to death tonight.

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>>720480878
I'd be flattered if you weren't gonna do that anyway

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>>720480948
yeah that was kinda the plan. Ooo it's gonna be lit I hope to wake up in 30% of a shirt and break at least one guitar.

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>>720480590
Teh pre-pre-pre-alpha kind of abomination with a fair amount of potential.

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>>720481035
potential for what, grotesque affronts to god and common decency?

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>>720481013
I on the other hand will sleep peacefully to rest before tonight's shift.

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>>720481193
who's to say I won't sleep restfully after I get done destroying my property and making an ass of myself on the internet?

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>>720481274
Yeah but you'll probably be sleeping when I'm at work

>>720481089
Nah, we already have you for it.

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>>720481310
Well obviously. My schedule is synced to yours so that I am only asleep when you can't post. The desynching that will result from your schedule change is probably going to tear me to ribbons.

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>>720481392
Well, there will be some time. Basically if I have school, there will be about two hours from now til I leave

If I don't have school, maybe like 4 hours.

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>>720481508
I will cherish those moments with all my heart and reminisce on them when we are apart.

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The downward spiral of alcoholism is tempting me

>>720481702
What kind of species is the bottom?

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>>720481787
dooooo eeeeet

>>720481825
rabbit

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>>720481551

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>>720481787
Good. Maybe you'll finally die of methanol poisoning and stop avatarfagging on /b/.

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>>720481960
wow that wasn't very nice

>>720481932
is your shit unfucked yet btw

>>720481960
that was super rude

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>>720482041
Not 100%, no

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I has new laptop

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>>720482168
enough to work I guess

>>720482171
dick me

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>>720481913
I'm already having a beer

>>720481960
>methanol
You meant ethanol, right? Jesus Christ, learn fucking chemistry you ignorant cum rag

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>>720482224
w-what

>>720482282
DICK
ME

>>720482270
I'm working so I'm not drinking yet but I promise you the minute I get to my room that new bottle is getting popped

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>>720482352
A bottle of what though?

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>>720482352
W H A T

>>720482412
rum, always rum

if I were drinking for flavor instead of alcohol content I'd get white wine since I'm a bitch on the inside and also the outside

>>720482434
BEND ME OVER AND SHOVE YOUR TURGID ERECTION INTO MY DELICATE, QUIVERING ROSEBUD

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>>720482536
oh ok sure

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>>720482583
dope

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>>720482536
Oh, I don't enjoy rum that much. I'll either have whiskey for heavy drinking or beer for light drinking.

>>720482631
I'd do whiskey but I'm afraid of change. I wish I could into beer.

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>>720482224
Yeah I'm doing fine as long as I don't work a bunch of days in a row.

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>>720482270
It's pretty hard to die of ethanol poisoning. Drink too much and you'll just puke and pass out.
But all alcohol contains some amount methanol too, which is far more dangerous.
Bad quality alcohol may have enough to kill you. Or make you blind. Either way win-win for furry threads.

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>>720482620
back thy posterior unto my pelvis

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chemistry battle

>>720482682
can you exercise at all?

>>720482777
your trips compel me

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>>720482831
No jogging, running, jumping or lifting

>>720482930
which leaves what, yoga?

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0/10
Would not hump

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>>720482967
Swimming, walking, stretching mostly.

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>>720483085
oh yeah you have a pool

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>>720482659
Just mix whiskey with coke

>>720482699
>"i'm going to try and seem less stupid by saying a fact which isn't even valid in this case"
Because everyone dies of methanol poisoning after having a beer, right?
>"Bad quality alcohol may have enough to kill you."[citation needed]
Why don't you just get over your saltiness over avatarfags. Go do something productive instead of complaining, for your own sake.

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>>720483212
I presently mix rum with coke. Whiskey goes with ginger ale.

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>>720483139
Yeah

I mean I probably can do other exercise, but I got a specialist appointment in March so I'm gonna see what he says first

It's spinal shit, I'm being cautious as fuck

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>>720483057
Would not hump.
Would suck until he's dry.

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>>720483244
What kind of rum are you having then?

>>720483398
bacardi, cheapest thing available for a handle

>>720483212
<3
love
you
cutie

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Why not just be a man and drink your alcohol straight?

>>720483518
so usually what I do is have one rum n coke, then just drink from the bottle since once I'm buzzed I enjoy straight rum a lot better

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>>720483448
Does that taste any good?

>>720483453
who dis

>>720483518
Because not everyone likes the taste of tar, cologne or petrol, Nibi

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>>720483518
:(
it...burns....

>>720483594
yeah it's fine, it's just...boring flavored really

>>720483594
admirer.
<3
T//T....

or maybe I think that since it's like my go to drink

>>720483594
What is pic from?

>>720483595
Its gods way of saying he loves you anon

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>>720483625
Try making some cocktails then. Like a mojito or something.

>>720483639
Do I know you though?

>>720483725
Arashi No Yoru Ni

>>720483725
boku no pico

>>720483811
dude I ain't drink this jawn for the flavor

>>720483826
actually yeah this, my bad

>>720483811
Yes,guess?

>>720483518
I always drink Johnnie Walker from the bottle with a whiskey rock.

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If you're getting drunk you dont deserve a good taste in your mouth. Its to prepare you to suck a dick.
Which in turn I believe dicks must taste nasty like straight alcohol.

>>720483947
but I suck dick sober

>>720483947
>dicks taste nasty
>is on /b
Top zoz anon

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>>720483856
Still, cocktails can be pretty nice.

>>720483894
Oh don't make me guess, I hate guessing

>>720483920
Which label though?

>>720483947
Dick tastes like dick, no other way of describing it

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>>720483996
Well thats because you have no integrity and dont deserve your penis, even with how small it is.

>>720484073
I mean yeah but it's more work

>>720484079
Hey it is of slightly below average length thank you very much

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>>720483212
I'm done being productive for the day. Now I feel like being salty to lil soon-to-be-dead attention whores who can't read wikipedia.

>>720484073
Blue even though yellow is cheeper and everyone says it tastes better. I just love the stuff.

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>>720484073
I imagine that bad taste you get when your ass is kicked in any competition is the same taste as another mans penis is in your mouth.

>>720484274
>I imagine that bad taste you get when your ass is kicked in any competition
synesthesia? I have never experienced this

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>>720484164
On the internet, your penis = (Size) divided by two minus one.
It is how it has been and always will be. Much like there are no girls on internet, unless they show TITS.

>>720484487
>with timestamp...

>>720484487
that doesn't apply to me since I've posted my dick before

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>>720484164
Yeah I guess. Oh well.

>>720484209
If that's what you want, then go on.

>>720484237
You must be Ghost from TCR then.

>>720484274
Maybe you actually did experience that, which is why you make that relation. but it's a repressed memory for you.

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>>720484487
I______AM____________GURL______HEAR______ME_____ROAR

>>720484563
post then

>>720484677
go 5 years into the archives.

>>720484615
man I am all about that asshole ngl

>>720484578
I wish I was as manly and strong as ghost. Hes a man's man and I bet his cock is just another gun. But honestly have you tried the stuff?

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>>720484712
thanks

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>>720484733
I've only had red label sadly.

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I can't remember if you won or lost to Balto
I do remember I was the only one who voted for the loser though

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Where all dey cubs at?

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>>720484816

>>720484805
yeah idgaf about the rest of you dumbass I just like looking at assholes

>>720484856
I'm 99% sure I lost.

also that picture is cp technically rofl

>>720484816
Its alright at least spring for black though

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>>720484896
better?

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>>720484866

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>>720484896
Well, at least you lost with me on your side

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I really need to stop looking at dudes' assholes at work

>>720485046
I mean that's a moral victory imo

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>>720484872
Not sure how to feel about this, but saved anyway though. My homo side is disappointed in me.

>>720484942
I might. Maybe I'll take up a hobby of degustating whiskey when I'm a lot older.

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>>720485046

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>>720484355
Look at this guy having low mental connection to the beyond.

>>720484563
Like fisherman's tales, it gets smaller with each reference.

>>720484578
Its a hypothesis since dick sucking is an immense dominance act like winning and losing. So occams razor dictates the same sensation to win is to get your dick sucked and to lose is to suck a dick. As with how humans have an astounding ability to place reason in favor (like SF's case) to lose is actually is to win since he cannot win the dick game, much like other submissive gays who cannot dominate.

>>720485112
goatfucker?

>>720485099
why?
Nohomo

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>>720485117
Pretty much all of that artists pics are like that. Little girls turning into fat animal people

>>720485233
I feel like work was originally intended for working during

>>720485236
You WOULD know that

NEW
THREAD

>>720485149
What about gay 69 though? How would you explain that? Are both parties winning and losing at the same time?

>>720485177
I'm not a muslim

>>720485300
Could probably find the artist within a minute or so

>>720485378
>>720485378
>>720485378

>>720485376
gimmie
name

>>720485112
Ive been addicted to moonshine cherries and coke lately. I recommend that while your alcohol bone grows in

>>720485344
Situational, I believe.
Maybe compensation, maybe two unable to fully be dominate.
The possibilities are boundless.

>>720485480
higgusu

>>720485621
>higgusu
site?