I am so fucking BORED /b/ Please help me find something to do

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

I'M SO FUCKING BORED AND IT'S SO HOT HERE

I CAN'T KEEP SIPPING ON PEPSI MAX FOREVER

>>720447353
Browse this awesome thread >>720446580

>>720447731
Fuck you're funny

post your address.

we'll come around and set fire to your house.

>>720448264
If you say so:

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA

Delete system32.

>>720448343
Already done that.

Please watch.

You will have fun

https://youtu.be/CyBY6UZqKr4

>>720446580
Why don't you check out rekt bread

>>720448722
I don't like video games.

>>720448809
Which one?

show us your willy? <:^)

>>720449028
No way that's gay as fuck

>>720446580
FUCKING FAP, WELL?

>>720449076
I don't masturbate/watch porn, and haven't done so in like 3 years.

And I don't plan to starting again any time soon.

>>720449129
Well in that case, go fucking kill yourself you attention whoring faggot.

>>720449075
(you are gay)

>>720449180
How rude

>>720449389
Eat shit and die

go to your local chemist and buy travel sickness pills then take them

>>720449515
It's 2326, I'm pretty sure my local chemist is closed at this time

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>>720446580
Watch all of DS9 OP

>>720449580
Star Trek is for nerds. I don't watch it.

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>>720449643

>>720449705
No I'm serious. I've never seen an episode of Star Trek in my life. Haven't even seen any of the movies.

And it's very clearly associated with nerds.

>>720449792
You seem like an uptight weak faggot.

>>720449817
Sorry, I think.

>>720446580
Get a gf retard

>>720449843
Wow...

>>720449992
I'm still recovering from the one I lost a couple months ago.

>>720450039
Is something wrong?

Jerk off to porn

>>720446580
https://youtu.be/cS0jTbzd8Q8

>>720450066
Yeah grow a fucking pair and stop being such a bitch

>>720446580
There are so many books you could read..so many things you could learn..but you are a stupid bored man..go fuck yourself.

>>720450066
So you live without fucking or jerking off? wtf

>>720450251
Sam Hyde is a shit comedian.

>>720450274
That's kinda rude.

>>720450285
I read a lot of books. But I've already read everything I have in my home, and I'm too poor to buy anymore right now. It's also almost midnight so I can't go to the library and get anything from there right now.

>>720450332
I didn't need to jerk off because I could fuck. After losing my gf I didn't feel the need to return to jerking off. So I didn't.

>>720450392
I mean now, are you fucking other girls?

>>720446580
you are a fag

>>720450581
Not right now, no. Like I said, I'm still recovering from the breakup.

>>720450605
Thanks for letting me know.

>>720448310
I knew you browsed /b/ and not /pol/, I just knew it.

>>720450392
lol rude? No it's actually advice you homo, jesus christ.

>>720446580
buy 50 buttplugs and deliver it at home. make sure your family sees it; then return it right after just to fuck with their brains.

do it faggit

>>720450652
I bet you got dumped for being a weak man.

>>720446580
Watch the whole season of westworld, one of the best series I've ever seen.

>>720450828
I need something to entertain me right now, not a few days from now.

>>720450885
No, we broke up because she didn't want to be with someone who had a different political view than her.

>>720450941
Already seen it. It's really good, huh?

>>720450815
I'm a bitch because I know Star Trek is for nerds?

I don't see what you're getting at here anon.

>>720451132
No, you're a bitch because you can't enjoy things in private because you are worried about what people might think of you.

That's some real pussy shit and why you're bored.

>>720451020
I really, really doubt that.

>>720451132
No, you are a bitch because of who you are. Your GF dumped you because of it so it sorta confirms it also.

>>720451288
I enjoy 4chan in private, that's got to account for something.

Star Trek is just not my cup of tea.

>>720451340
You don't know a thing about me other than the posts I've made in this thread.

I don't think it's fair of you to assume what kind of person I am from just that.

>>720451438
It's not hard to analyze your personality based on what words you use and the way you type, and it's all weak pussy mode.

>>720451541
Are you a psychologist or something? I don't see how you can get that from the language I use here.

I'm just trying to be nice in a sea of rudeness and vulgarity.

>>720451658
You see that last sentence makes you automatically a weak faggot.

>>720451717
Do you get off on being rude on an anonymous image board or something, anon?

>>720452070
He's a sad, insecure person, like many people here. So the answer is probably yes.

>>720452070
Not really i'm just pointing out the obvious, faggot.

>>720452138
lol what ever makes you feel like less of a massive pussy

Why don't you both go suck each-other off since you are both obvious faggots.

You two faggots too occupied sucking each-other off or what? Where is your weak willed pussy reply?

lol y'all bitch made, i win.

>>720452572
>>720452787
>>720452858
You're a sad, sad man.

>>720452906
I'm actually quite happy :) You the sad bitch boi hahaha

>>720452906
Thanks for the meal tho, i really do hope you grow up to become a real man that doesn't get dumped because his spine is almost snapping just from holding your back up!

Have a good one, pussy. ;)