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I let you, fat VIRGINS, ask me anything
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Why should I care about you ?
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>>720444743
We have only one question here.

Are you not a fat virgin?
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>>720444743
togtfo
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>>720444743
What are your six favorite films?
Picture of you with you making the peace sign to prove that you are real.
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Tits or gtfo
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>>720444743
>ask me anything
where the fuck is your timestamp you retarded fuck
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>>720444743
Why are you on 4chan and not in the kitchen?
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>>720444840
>>720444843
>>720444855

it's a doll you dumbasses
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not fat and not a vigin. Am I allowed to ask questions anyway?
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>>720444743
why did you assume i was fat and a virgin?
>anyone on here must be lesser than me right?
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>>720444743
Okay here's my question: Tits or gtfo?
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>>720444886
kek
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>>720444743
tits
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>>720444743
What made you think im fat and a virgin?
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>>720444743
Saging this attentionwhore
Also cumdumpster, tits or gtfo

If you are that vapid the only ama you can do is about how you have a moist hole between your legs, you should prob kys if you cant even post a pair of tits with a timestamp
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>>720444743
How much is the fish?
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>>720444855
>>720444866
Nice Double dubs
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>>720444743

if thats a doll

pls bend it over and take several pics slowly removing whatever you dressed it's lower half in
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Is it dead ?
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>>720444886
you'd know all about those kinds of dolls wouldn't you faggot
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>>720444743
Have some balls, show some tits.
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>>720445134

dude put your fucking balls away

christ
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>>720444743
welp, now i know what it feels like to be the deer that falls for the fake deer robot
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>>720444840
Changeling
Avatar
The road
Toy story 3
Carmina y amén
>>720444886
Is it so weird for u to see a human female that u believe im a doll???
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>>720445506
What's it like being the inferior gender?
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Timestamp or gtfo
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>>720445506
holy shit guys! Look! It's poseable!
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>>720445600
Males commit +93% of murders all around the world... So i prefer to be that.
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...and a 3rd gen fem
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>>720445506
Favorite bands?
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>>720445506

By your choice of movies i assume you're 13 or less, right?
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>>720445795
I dont like bands... Maybe one direction or florence + the machine
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>>720445814
Im 18
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>>720445506

you're a boy

i know cause you dropped 'female'

you need to act more like the question of it isn't even on the table
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Id say 14
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>>720445814
the road is not a kids movie fo sho
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>>720445882
And you are gay aren't you?
Because you just are
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>>720445814
Could just be an older person with shit taste
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tits or gtfo
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>>720445841
>>720445962
Case in point
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>>720445882
probably a dude
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>>720445882
Lol first im a doll then im a gay boy...
Whats next?
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I'm gay. I bet I get more duck than you do, and don't get called a slut for it.
Fuck off.
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>>720444743
Not fat, not virgin, can I ask you too?
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>>720446022
well if we're playing this game then im an enchilada
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>>720446024
This is an ama if u have nothing o ask gtfo
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This thread proves how many underage, desperate virgins are on /b/. Also a lot of fat, old, desperate dudes too.

Sage.
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>>720446114
U are a fat virgin too. You are in 4chan b.
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>>720446188
>b

Correction: it's /b/, not "b."
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>>720446188
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>>720446188
>virgin triggered
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>>720444743
So why are you fat and a virgin?
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>>720444743
>assuming I'm fat
>assuming I'm a virgin
what's your logic behind that anyway?
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>>720444743
Well rate me >>720444944
Plox
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>>720444781
fpbp
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>>720446354
Op here. I proved im not a fat virgin average b user, now prove it or u will be until proven.
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>>720446408
I find this disgusting. Im op.
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>>720446423
And how did you prove that?
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>>720446408
>being this desperate
>over some thing (yes thing) that hasn't even showed any nudes or a timestamp

You're a pathetic beta max screaming for attention.
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>>720446459
Have you never seen a dick b4?
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>>720446423
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>>720445719
If you look around, everything you see that's worth a fuck was created by a man. Compared to men women have done next to nothing to advance the human species. Not only that, but you are fully dependent on men for survival. The only reason you don't directly need a man just to keep from starving to death is because now you get to live in a man made society that allows to live somewhat independently by simply holding down a job.
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>>720446477
Nah not desperade. This 'girl' is just super boring
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>>720446423
>shows one quarter of my face
>im no longer a virgin

Kek
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tits or gtfo you fucking whore
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>>720446581
if it IS a girl....doll, dude...op
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>>720446581
>being desperate confirmed
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>>720444743
How come you only want to talk to fat virgins?
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>>720446578
Women have been forced to be in the kitchen until 50 years ago... And half of the world still treating women as homecare only. So its obvious that all "success" is mostly done by men.
You can go to any school and see that theres no difference between boysbor girls in their academic performance.
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>>720445719
women make up the majority of baby killers.
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>>720446634
Im a girl and being virgin or not isnt an insult to me.
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>>720446799
it should be, it's even more pathetic.
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>>720446797
The fault of killing is killer's.
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>>720446799
being a female virgin has never been an insult because it denotes purity, where as if a guy is a virgin hes a loser lol who cant bed a girl
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>>720446847
Ok, i dont think the same.
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>>720446865
Thats pretty nazi and sexist. Op here.
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You looks like a friend of mine.
She's cute and has pale skin too.
Where are you from?
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>>720446865

It denotes she hasn't learned her place yet, at the end of a dick. Once she gets out of mommy and daddy's house, if she doesn't start fucking, she's going to end up penniless and deserted. Guys don't want needy cunts that don't fuck. Enjoy your "purity" while the rest of the world moves on without you.
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>>720446423
I don't know how I'm meant to prove I'm not a virgin or me being fat but I don't post pictures of myself on the internet due to other motherfuckers who can have a fetish for armpits for example. No pictures of myself that can be sexualised in any way.
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>>720446923
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i never claimed to be anything
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>>720446933
Im from spain.
>>720446954
I prefer to be a virgin than a rapist like you.
>>720446986
U dont post nothing bc u r hella ugly.
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>>720446954
sometimes i wish there was a like button on this bitch
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>>720444743
Will you be posting nudes or requests at any point?
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>>720447146
You haven't posted tits. And what little we've seen is still uglier than I'd fuck.
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>>720444743
Kys newfags with your shitty ask me anything that only consists of guys making weak attempts to flirt
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>720447146
No, because it'd be cheating on my boyfriend and I'm not a cheater.
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>>720447407
this
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>>720447382
Dude get over it. Your dick is small and ugly.
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well thats it for this thread
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>>720445134
Your balls are fucking famous now
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>>720446778
Actually, women preferred to be in the kitchen until about a hundred years ago, because the world of men would've killed your frail little gender. Also, in America, the common man only got the right to vote a few generations before women. The difference is, they earned it by signing up for selective service. What did women do? They bitched and moaned and men gave it to them. Fun fact: Rosey the Riveter, that bitch in the "we can do it" poster, quit her factory job after finally entering the work force like she wanted, because she was afraid of hurting her hand and no longer being able to play her cello. Lolz

Today you are as privileged as ever, having more systemic advantages than man, and yet you still can't keep up and complain you don't make as much money or enter into positions of power when you have an easier path. Get fucked, fembot.
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>>720447146
>>720447459
>U dont post nothing bc u r hella ugly
Here's a picture of my hand to prove I'm not fat, though
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>>720447624
Cool you're not fat. Now about nudes...
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>>720447624
do you have a heart condition?
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>>720445134
WHOSE BALLS ARE THESE????
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>>720447624
Op here. Thats not my hand thats the hand of a fatty dude who got offended.
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>>720447852
i thought it looked shooped
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>>720447852
I don't care who's hand it is I wanna see naked fucking bodies
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>>720444743
Not fat and not a virgin, and will not ask you a single thing. Trojan whore
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Op here. I'm a whore
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>>720447801
Mine.
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>>720447900
here
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>>720447689
>>720447900
I just said I don't post nudes because I have a boyfriend and I'm not a cheater
>>720447740
I do not, why?
>>720447881
Nope, it's not shopped
>>720447852
Fuck off OP, not everything's about you. I was replying to a comment thread on my posts
>>720446354
>>720446423
>>720446986
>>720447146
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>>720447624

>Not fat

Sausage fingers, lol.
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>>720447591
that was beautiful man
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>>720448020
just something about your hands that looked like somthing id seen before
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>>720445134
Whose balls are these?
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No timestamp smh probably some loser catfish
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>>720447881
i was just kidding about that :)
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>>720448020
This guy is a fat virgin pretending being me.
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>>720444743
Getthelube.com
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>>720448020
Well that's fucking lame, you've been on here long enough to know the rules yet you decide to be this way
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>>720447852
>>720448039
>still implying I'm fat
I weigh 47kg
>>720448068
Well, it's definitely not shopped
>>720448120
Fuck off OP I wasn't pretending to be you but I'm also a girl. How hard is it to figure out?
>>720448135
>"it's outrageous how girls can have self respect!"
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>>720448215
I wanna brake ur scrawny fucking arm for using 4chan and looking like a pile of white goo you ugly white devil
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>>720448215
Oh ok sista. Sorry.
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>>720448215
Tits then
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>>720448215
47kg? Either you're 4ft tall midget or you're anorexic bro
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Hi guys ima a girl i go to 4tumblr to boost my ego like comment and subscribe
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>>720448215
Claims self respect
Actively post on a site that degrades women constantly and treat them like toys.
Lol yea sure you respect yourself. And I bet you've never ever ever cut yourself either.
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>>720448215
Well in that case you know the deal.

TITS OF GET THE FUCK OFF MY B
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>>720448215
Fuck off or show tits.
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>>720448344
Kek
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>>720448276
Pile of white goo? I don't understand. Scrawny? maybe. I don't eat much and I'm poor but I don't see how my hand is ugly.
>>720448295
np
>>720448296
>>720448361
>>720448375
god you guys are thirsty
>>720448333
Yeah I guess I am underweight. I'm actually 5ft 5
>>720448345
I don't care about people like that, but I actually enjoy 4chan as a site even though it's full of retards. I mostly filter threads I don't like. I did cut myself at one point but I was young and stupid
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>>720448344
that was good
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>>720448460
No one asked if you were poor.
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>>720448460
I didn't know u were from the skreets nvm keep slinging that crack out the bando ur arm still is a fucking scrawny piece of duck shit tho
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>>720448519
Nobody asked that I'm poor but being poor results in me not having much to eat
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>>720448460
Heey this is my attentionwhoring post get out.
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>>720444743
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Calling all my poorfags yall ever try this delicious meal?
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>>720448460
Your hand is cute
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>>720444743
I'm not asking I'm ordering
Tits or gtfo
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Will you ever so kindly suck an elephant's taint and die good sir?
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>>720448544
I don't understand nigger language
>>720448556
Thanks for the attention, but I was just disproving OP by posting a photo why I'm not fat
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>>720448631
Niger xD got any epic datboi harambe bleach lazy town jokes
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>>720448631
You're still fat you fucking cow, kill yourself.
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Not convince you have a natural pussy.
You probably have a boyfriend that fucks your ass.
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>>720448550
So you should show tits and pussy for money. Congrats you're now making money for doing nothing and your faggot boyfriend won't know.
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Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes any day.

You've failed as a woman, therefore as a human being. The illuminati want to stop you from fulfilling your destiny. You mindlessly shoot your mouth spouting feminist rhetoric devised by men to weaken both men and women. Don't be a kike shill. MARRY AND REPRODUCE, BE LOYAL TO YOUR MAN, BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD, DEEPTHROAT AND ACCEPT ANAL WILFULLY AND REGULARLY, AND STRIVE TO MAKE THE BEST SANDWICHES THAT YOU POSSIBLY CAN. Remember who you are, don't disgrace your ancestors by shunning your traditions
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>>720448691
I don't think you quite realize what you're saying, me weighing 47kg doesn't make me a cow when you can see my ribs. Nor do your words have any effect on me, I'm actually pretty happy with myself.
>>720448667
No I don't have cancer
>>720448717
Again, that would be cheating even if he wouldn't find out. I'm done here.
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>>720446799
Sexist cunt. What happened to an equal society.
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>>720448790
Show your pussy and I'll pay for the first whole meal you've had in weeks.
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>>720448790
Ur not even poor fag
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>>720448691
All boyfriends fuck their gf's ass. You'll learn this in time, once summer is over, through word-of-mouth. Sperg.
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Ashley Jones what are you doing on this shithole board?
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>>720448859
fucken lost
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>people still bumping this thread even tho tits have still not been posted

fucking newfags I swear

sage
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>>720448912
Shut up nerd
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>>720448790
>I'm actually pretty happy with myself.

While self-whoring on a cesspool of a fucking forum. No, you are miserable looking for attention from the only people you can get it from anymore, desperate neck beard faggots.

You are literally a fucking cunt.
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>>720448979
shut up nerd
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>>720449022
Shut up nerd
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>>720449022
>>720448979
Shut up nerds
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>>720448996
ackshually being a negsh beardsh is a shoice assh is my fergjinitey
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bet you faggots are just jealous >>720448215 is getting fucked in the ass by a huge cock and you're not
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>>720449071
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>>720449079
shut up nerd
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No tits. Abandon thread

sage
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>>720448766
Words to live by
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>>720449157
Wtf are you bumping you tard. Like you were waiting for op to post tits any second.
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Bitches be like
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>>720449111
when i become a wizard, ill show you who the nerd is when i mage hand bitch slap your bitch boi cock holster
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>>720448215
You do have ugly hands.
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>>720444743
De que parte de españa eres? Aquí de madrid
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honestly i would be semi okay with some good fore arm shots
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Feet or gtfo?
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>>720444743
How old are you ?
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>>720449358
What
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>>720448215
does your arm have a vagina?
why do you think its so interesting to us
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SDOM SDOM SDOM
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>>720448460
cut yourself again faggot
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>>720449071
shut up nerd
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Why u cucks giving this trap attention? Won't even put out.

Sage
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>>720450308
NO
SAGE
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>>720450416
BUMP THAT SHIT YO
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>>720447624
your fingers are chubby which means you are destined to be an old fat land whale
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>>720448120
In this comment we see how a fucking attention whore becomes serious because another whore is trying to get attention.

>>720448215
In this one we see the attention whore #2 angry because attention whore #1 was angry.

>>720447459
>cheatin
In this one attention whore #2 wants attention but won't post tits because it's cheating. But thinks begging for stranger people's attention is perfectly fine.

ITT we see no fucking tits and at least NO FUCKING timestamp. Virgins accepct the attention whores and don't even demand their tits, as women should deserve respect without obeying our rules.

Remember when sluts should post their tits with time stamp to get the attention they are addicted to? I do.
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>>720451151
/thread
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show tits
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>>720444743
Go to bed nathallie
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