freshly baked shotatoes

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i want to hug a catboy

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Can I sleep in your bed tonight, big brother? I had a bad dream...

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>>720436563
no weird rp stuff

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>>720436306
I will destroy you

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>>720436632
yiff me babe

You are all gay

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>>720436614
Why not? you have to admit >>720436563 is pretty cute

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>>720436676
tell that to my boyfriend, faggot.

>>720436722
cause it's weird

>>720436676
Thanks

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>>720436659
You keep saying that and I'll be DOWN UNDER you faster than you can blink

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>>720436803
you'll only need a one way ticket because i'm going to put you in a fucking coma

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>>720436744
meh I could get into it. I'm just usually too sleepy to try :P

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>>720436676
Wanna kiss anon?

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>>720436861
hahahaha my god. you don't need to chloroform me, I'll be there of my own free will

>>720436861
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>720436614
>>720436722
He's being mean to me. Can I sleep in your bed instead?

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>>720436996
>chloroform
>coma
i don't think you get what i was implying

>>720437073
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>720437150
keep it in your pants.

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>>720437150
ummmm.... you are gunna hit me with a car?

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>>720437296
if you're in a coma you can't say no so it's not technically rape

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>>720437357
i'll bash you

>>720437142
Yea come on in cutie, its nice and warm. ( im so not rping dont worry other anon )

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>>720437378
not the same anon but I think that qualifies as rape friendo

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>>720437531
no it doesn't

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>>720437400
Bash me??? No I just wanna cuddle. Dont hurt me

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>>720437599
i only cuddle cuties

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>>720437646
Yea?
....... and?

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>>720437740
you're probably not cute is what i'm implying

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>>720437510
Wow, I'm lucky I have so many big brothers...
Can I bring my friend?

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>>720437775
I'm cute in spades!
See if you get any cuddles from me then >,>

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>>720437947
>nobody to corroborate cuteness

>>720437846
I bet theres room. I do have a big boy bed

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>>720438006
You're probably no model yourself

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>>720438202
i mean you can ask the drawfag if you want, i'm pretty fucking sexy.

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>>720438202
don't anon. just don't.

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>>720438261
Like what kind of sexy?

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>>720438359
absurdly so.

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>>720438287
What do ya mean?

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>>720438075
Why are your sheets all wet and sticky...?

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>>720438379
If you say so guess I have to believe it <3

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>>720438388
I meant not to encourage him to dispute looks.
Too late though now...

>>720438403
Oh... I was... Playing a game! It's really fun and you can play it alone or with other people

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>>720438433
nah you can trust the drawfag's word tho

speaking of

>>720438388
>not posting the soft version first

fag
a-a
gay

>>720438488
What kind of game?

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>>720438502
Oi leave me out of this.
Your handsomeness is moot because of your spoilt attitude.

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>>720438735
the world must know of my sexiness :^)

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>>720438735
Oh so you are corroborating him???

>>720438502
Guess thats that :P

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>>720438807
and who is backing up your alleged cuteness?

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>>720438863
No one but me

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>>720438918
exactly

>>720438613
Oh... I dont think I can tell you about it. It's something only older boys can play

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>>720438950
I'm not tripping about it dawg <3

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>>720439029
you're the one that wanted cuddles

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>>720438807
Yes.
He's handsome, tall, nice cock, nice voice.

BUT

a spoilt useless brat. so meh.

>>720438962
I thought I was a big boy. I haven't wet the bed in almost 2 months...

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>>720439060
I was hoping you would just love me :P

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>>720439200
love is for faggots

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>>720439079
How do you know all this???

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>>720439236
I wont tell if you dont

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>>720439200
Ignore him anon, he's a shit.

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>>720439238
because they're a cutie that gets to know this sort of stuff

>>720439301
no u

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>>720439238
>.>
reasons.

>>720436385
Getthelube.com

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>>720439115
haha. You're right. Do you really want to know?

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>>720439321

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>>720439321
>>720439348

You two been fucking

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>>720439536
no u

>>720439559
soon

>>720439273
>Be me about a decade ago
>8 or 9 at the time
>Naked before taking a bath and I attempt this position
>Not sexual, just trying to kiss my dick for the shits I guess
>Tile is cold as shit but I manage to get into the position and barely kiss it
>Somewhere in my retarded mind thinks it would be funny to try to piss in my mouth
>Attempt it but piss all over my face instead
>Spazz out and attempt to get out of the position
>Mom walks in and stares at me
>Helps me get untangled and tells me to get washed
>Dad has a talk with me that night after he gets off of work

Self suck posing always triggers me because I was an autist.

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>>720439559
>>720439632
Ok, no more please.

>>720439377
Huh?

>>720439404
Sure! I like it when you tell me secrets big brother.

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>>720439632
>>720439734
hahaha how sweet.
but now I've lost who is who.

>>720439752
Ok come over here and sit on my lap. Your friend can learn too if he wants

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>>720439872
i'm the sexy one u dummy

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>>720439873

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>>720439910
Boom got it. But I'm not gunna call you that :P

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>>720440028
that's sex god reijifag to you, anon.

>>720439908
Okay! What are you gonna teach us?

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>>720440056
Oh shit, are you also one of those reji anons who chimes in on the reji/sei conversations all the time??? Cause that used to happen all the time.

Also. wierd deja vu moment...

>>720440068
Sauce?

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>>720440291
that happened until seifag died

rip

>>720440317
sorry dude, I dunno.

>>720440155
*obvious boner pokes you in the back* Well its going to be really fun and feel amazing, but first we have to take your pants off.

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>>720440347
You been around man. We both need to get lives....

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>>720440453
speak for yourself

Anybody have trap shota?

>>720440419
But I don't have any undies under my PJs...

>>720440571
What's a trap?

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>>720440502
I do. But dont you think we need better hobbies?

may i have some oats brother

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>>720440842
my hobbies are fine thank u very much

>>720440635
loli with penis you silly baltic moran

>>720440317
ancient greece
the white house

>>720440635
That's even better cause for this game we have be naked. *turns you to face me then takes off my PJs. Boner displayed proudly*

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>>720440878
Yea? what else you got going?

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>>720441048
working out and shitposting

>>720441018
*nods and pulls down my own PJs before grinning up at you.* Why do you got hair everywhere?

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>>720441098
Lol. well if you're happy... and Val's happy then I'm happy. So just them song and lets run it!

>>720440859
The only thing to eat here is shota butt.

Anons, some shit is going on across the street. They have two police cars with the lights flashing, but they are parked. It's 3AM so I am pretty spooked. Should I go investigate?

>>720440859
no but I can give you some feminine rat cock?

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>>720441262
go ask the cops if they have any drugs

>>720441140
It's what happens when you get older. See how my pee pee is standing up? That can happen when your older too. I wanna see if yours will do it too *starts stroking you*

>>720441338
I am tempted, but its late and I might get shot.

Also this post took me SIX fucking captchas.

>>720441383
*I blush and look down at my small boyhood* Isn't it dirty to touch, big b-brother?

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>>720436385
I like this more than the bread ones

>>720441574
Its a special thing and we care about each other, so that makes it ok. How does it feel? *starts massaging your little head*

>>720441776
*Squirms as you control my tiny member* It feels w-weird big brother...

>>720441874
lewd

but I approve

>>720442068
I'll show you lewd.

>>720441947
Here let me show you my favorite part. *rolls you back, bends over and takes your small dick into my mouth.*

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>>720442068
It can get lewder from here

>>720439637
Fucking cunt parent walking in on people. All these stories where people do weird thing the parents walk in. Like what the fuck bitch its puberty you walk in the bathroom youre gonna see some freak ass shit.

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>>720442125
o.o

>>720442175
It's gotta be like really good though.

>>720442135
(Gotta go finish my paper before bed, cya anon! Enjoy my friend.)

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>>720442225
Any blow jobs are gunna be pretty good

>>720442311
Night weird random rp anon

>>720439637
Who hasn't tried to suck their own dick?

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>>720442568
i tried and i succeeded

fun stuff

>>720442478
this one is good too
nice art

>>720442624
greentext?

>>720442180
My parents walked in on me until I was 14. I didn't care much until I was 12 or so. I walked in the bathroom whenever my dad was in there until I was around 11 or 12 too. The time I stopped being okay with it is scarred in my head, unfortunately.

>Be 12
>Just got out of the bath and drying myself off
>Peen get stiff while I'm drying
>Just learned to jerk recently so I went at it
>Not long in, my mom knocks on the door
>"Anon, are you almost done?"
>Say I'm getting dressed because I can't tell her the truth
>"Are you almost dressed?"
>Tell her yes because I wanted her to leave me alone
>Mom assumes I have undies on and she walk in on me
>Naked boy bits completely visible
>Yell something at her as she takes the dirty clothes and leaves
>Angrily go to my bed and finish

Apparently she was doing laundry and wanted the dirty clothes I just took off because she wanted to get it all done.

>>720442568
I sucked my dick from time to time, but I couldn't do it in my bedroom and the bathroom floor was hard. I still remember the taste/feel of my dick so that is sort of strange. I lost interest at 14? because I was cumming too much and my dick stopped smelling as nice. I remember being curious about my asshole too and using my parents wall mirror to look at it.

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>>720442905
what is there to know? i can suck my dick and do it sometimes.

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kek

>>720443049
Damn your ruining our fun!

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>>720443108
>your

You know what, I'm not even shitposting for anything reasonable now. I'm just shitposting because people like yourself exist.

Stop pissing in the gene pool.

>>720443155
Say what you want but I'm always going to be into shota

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>>720443238
Tbh I don't mind shota. I just don't like these threads.

>>720443302
Then just ignore them.

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>>720443341
Since the quality of /b/ has dropped it's become harder and harder to ignore the shit threads that just post the same cycle of porn over and over, every fucking day.

I used to be a regular, then I realized it's all the same shit every day. Just go jack off and post something neat or interesting. Stop being a bunch of useless dickheads.

>>720443434
Then maybe you should just stop coming on 4chan altogether. One person is not going to get everyone to stop.

You know, you could buy a 4chan pass so you could post shit faster. I guess you aren't that dedicated, pleb.

>>720443561
True. But I have the 4chan pass, so it's easy to do this while watching youtube or jerking it.

>>720436385
also gay

>>720443434
>The quality of this place has dropped and i dont like it
>So i'm going to literally shitpost
Congratulations, you're retarded and havent stopped or helped anything.

>>720443620
What is the point of going on threads and posting shit. People are just going to make more threads

>>720443706
I'm fine with that.