ITT we write the bro code. Only dubs enters the code.

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE

If a Bro gets a dog it must be at least knee height when fully grown.

Defer to feminist opinion

bro jobs choo choo

No bro shall be criticised for beating off to traps.

Urinate in your pants when intimidated

Whores before bros

Always offer to let your chick peg you

Karth is king

If you take the check at a restaurant, the other person does not owe you anything.
Your reward for taking the check is basically a silent middle finger and means you make more and have more money to spare than the guy you're paying for.

Be sure to always wear a butt plug and use it like a challenge coin, if your bro doesn't have one he's buying

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no wine coolers
no exceptions

>>720432966
Cry yourself to sleep every night

Thou shalt always masturbate with sandpaper

a bro seen drinking pear cider during pre drinks must recieve a mericiless bottom beatening from the alpha male of the group

Remember to identify as gender neutral, chicks dig that shit

Bros will walk around pantsless wearing fedoras on their cocks, cuz bros will always be hard

Always be in

Cargo shorts are cool

Bros are beyond handshakes.
Bros do the pantsless swordfight

If your girl says your semen tastes gross, beat off and slurp it down yourself - move in to kiss her

>>720433739
what have you done?

trips and this is undone

>>720434544
checked

never trim your pinky nail, unless you're missing that finger

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If you see a nigger, you must call him a nigger.

Bros shall like large rear ends and will be incapable of dishonesty

Wear silk panties, tell your bros how fucking sweet it feels

No girlz allowed anywhere within 100 feet of you, you'll get cooties

Instead of using a verbal greeting, always open mouth kiss and gently grope your best bro

grab the pussy. it's legal now.

all rules except this one should be ignored

no mean yes.
yes means anal.

>>720432966
>>720434544
traps may be gay butt fucking them isnt
dubs get

>>720435082
reroll

Traps are gay

If your bro wants to make a reunion of the soviet union you must always help a comrade in need

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>>720432966
>bro code
>faggot on the cover

Shamelessly support Trump's sentiments about grabbing ladies by their pussy

>>720435222
>Traps are gay
Trips don't lie, traps are gay.

you must always help a brother in killing vidar

The only trap excepted is linetrap

Nigs and Spics are alright I guess

>>720435484
But fuck Serbs

A gender reassignment is the most bro thing you can do for your forever alone.jpg bro

Bros only drink Yuengling

Bros can't get mad at bros for fucking a bros wife. It's her fault and all the bro did was unmask the slut.

It's not gay if her penis is feminine.

>>720432966
Niggaz hatin' but they broke tho
I ride for mah niggaz its the bro code
Ooouuuu

You must fap to furry porn at least once to see if you like it or not

If you meet Trump you have to suck his dick

>>720432966

>code number 29: Always bring popcorn, buffalo wings, and beer to game night.

Really bland one, for all you sportsfans.

>>720436077
Bummer

>>720432966
Wearing basketball shorts to a bar is fine until the sun goes down.

Manlets are gods. Anyone over 5'9 is a lanky piece of shit

Never ask another bro at a gathering how work is.

Poke holes in all your rubbers

Respectable

If you like traps, you're gay

If you like fur, you're gay

If you like trump, you're gay

If you like Loli youre a piece of shit pedo...and you're gay

If you suck cock, you're gay

If you fap to men, you're gay

If you love Jesus, you're gay

If you like women, you're gay

If you like any other cereal better than cinnamon toast crunch, you're gay

If you raped your mom in a drugged out sleep and came all over your little brothers face, you're me

>>720436766
The superbowl is gay.

Gay means exceptionally cool

>>720436766
If you use "gay" as an insult, you are deep-in-the-closet gay.

>>720436939
This guy is a faggot

Gay is now code for "the man!"

>>720437030
>makes code about using gay as Insult meana you're extra gay
>breaks his own rule by extension making him the gayest of gay

I want to fuck my cat

Ellen Lee DeGeneres Is solely responsible for authoring the official Bro Code

No one can truly die

Ellen Page will officially author the Bro Code while OP acts as her table/pegboy

Everything Rosie O'Donnell says she believes is valid Bro Code

Everything in this thread is valid