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Stuff like this
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>>720423187
How much of Spiderman's powers do I get? What canon? Do I get natural webbing, or do I need to invent it myself?
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green
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Green, obviously.

Become billionaire in like 6 hours by just playing roulette.
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>>720423704

Thought something similar, school related.
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what idiot would want to only use 80% of their brain?
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>>720423187
who would take blue?
I don't understand is this a joke?
I guess it is because seeing 12 hours into the future breaks everything
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>>720423187
Obviously green
First, blues dumb as fuck
Second, who the fuck gives a shit about spider man, his abilities are weak as fuck. Useless ass superhero
pink is stupid as shit, who cares about reading other people's mind? It's probably filled with garbage anyways
If you choose green, can't you avoid feeling pain?
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>>720423187
so blue pill retards you?

you do realize the "you only use 10%" thing is absolute bullshit right?

green is 100% best option, look into future, see powerball draws, win powerball whenever you want
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>>720423819
that fools that still believe the bullshit about humans only using 10-20%..
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>>720423187
purple
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I didn't make the image, only downloaded it. Yes, blue is fucking stupid.
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>>720424033
I mean, I guess it'd be a boost for THEM, because you'd have to only use 20% to believe that.
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>>720423187
So the blue pull makes me you 20% less of my brain.

Anon do your research before you post shit like this
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>>720423187
OP, you use all of your brain at some point, only a certain percentage firing at a certain point is the way it is supposed to work.

Do you know what it is called when all of your neurons begin firing all at once like I assume you think blue pill would do?

it's called a seizure
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Purple or green, could get loads of money gambling with them. Green for shit like roulette, purple for poker.
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Green Pill ez. Win the lottery and play each casino in my vacinity = set for life!
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>>720424242
i was about to type that out, thanks bud
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>>720423187
probably the green one, easier to make money off of it

also people should post more interesting/complicated ones

>>720423876
not a comic book guy, but I was under the impression spider man is a lot more powerful than people normally credit

>>720424033
>>720424192
old myths die hard
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Do you retards really think I made this shit? Fuck me...
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>>720423535
You get a can of silly string and some fuzzy red and blue pajamas.
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>>720424570
so that was your plan all along faggot
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>>720423187
Red pill, but only if the suit and gear, along with the knowledge to fix it comes along with the powers.
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>>720424551
Spider-Man is a lot more powerful than people acknowledge. In comics its stated he has to pull his punches a lot because the strength could kill people and heroes aren't about that. Also remember his reaction times and whatnot too.
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>>720423187
Green. It's the only answer.
Just print money from Vegas sports books.
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>>720424539
np

OP is a retard
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Red. Black is a close second
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>>720423187
Green, bet on every sports game ever for the next year.
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I have about a thousand of these when they were popular back in like 2010.
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>>720424981
or a calculating fag >>720424981
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>>720423187
Purple
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>>720425278
>>720424678
whoops
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>>720424242
>it's called a seizure
don't know why,but i chuckled
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>>720423187
>Never feel pain
Does this include emotional?
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>>720423187
Green obviously, blue pill would only become me a fucking retard, since we already use the 100% of our brain.
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>>720425329
the spelling on this completely took me out of it
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>>720425219

Yellow, probably.
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>>720425488

Neat. I didn't create these, just saved them.
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>>720423704
They'd kick you out of the casino. They can give you the boot and ban you on even suspicion of cheating.

You could, however, look up tomorrow's lottery numbers and buy a ticket.
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Weird /r/, but I saw one of these a while back about becoming a god.

Type of god, abilities, followers, rival, etc.

Does anybody have it?
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>>720423187
I have all those already
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>>720423187
>take green pill
>win lottery several times
>fuck around the rest of my life
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>>720425329

Blue, 1 8 9 rolling
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Alright. I'm done now. Getting bored, I'm gonna go watch a movie.
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Green pill
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>>720425859
try asking >>>/tg/cyoa
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>>720423187
>use 80% of your brain power
its called weed

>spiderman powers
everyday

>read minds
op is a faggot

>never get injured or feel pain
check

>able to see up to 12 hours into the future at any given time
i never leave my room so i do
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>>720425585
Not if he keeps his winnings small and just goes to different casinos. Build up to it by going to different casinos every time you win up to just enough money
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Green and win lottery
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>>720425508
>taking the form of a small,tsundere girl
"It's not like I want to go to Jupiter! Baka!"
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>>720423922
>>720424192
glad some people knew the saying was false
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>>720425585
>>720426497
You could make yourself rich as fuck on the stock market. You might get investigated, but if you did it right I don't think there's anything anyone could do. You wouldn't even have to leave your house.
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>>720425219
pink or black...
Probably black and just not be public with it
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>green pill
>wait till 200+ million powerball
>2 hours before drawing
>use powers
>???
>profit
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>>720425397
Myr, Rjun, Olani, Tesla
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>>720424242
>>720425400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvqA3vbNYPc
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These would all make shit boring as fuck. Assuming the blue means extra brain power I'd take that one if I was being forced to pick, if not then I'm out
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>>720423187
Black, then we go on a fucking holy crusade.
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>>720423187

made my decision as soon as I saw spider man powers.

can't wait to fall to my death
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>>720426018
F R A N K T H E T A N K
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>>720423187
These are all shit
>use less of your brain
>gayest superhero
>even more voices in your head
>this one's alright but sex will be lame
>you'll die in 11 hours
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>>720430153
spiders don't take fall damage. Some migrate by "kiting" on wind fronts.
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>>720425880
A knife can chop wood. Look up "batoning".
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>>720423187
Blue, I clock in at 146IQ as it stands, what I would be capable of with an 80% increase would be fun to experience.

However the picture is not clear, it can go both ways as its not defined as one or the other, you get 80% more functionality, or you only get to use 80% of what you've already acquired. Which ever way it goes it is still a viable option, increased thought processes, or ignorance is bliss, as they say.
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>>720423187
green obviously
goto gas station 12 hours before powerball drawing
pick winning numbers
fuck i don't even need any of these gay ass powers after that, i'm richer than god
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>>720423187
green voids black and pink for the most part.
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>>720423187
Green obviously. Lottery numbers here I come!
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>>720423187
Green
>>720424551
No
>>720425219
Black
>>720425329
Black, 3, 9, 10. Rolling.
>>720425397
Nyala
>>720425437
The Pillow
>>720425508
Eternal
>>720425880
Ugly bitch, just kill her and eat her if i have too (24)
Hatchet (20)
Stationery (16)
Leave early (12)
Dog (8)
>>720426018
Ryan
>>720426173
books, subway, movies, ipod, pizza hut, weed
>>720426247
lifespan
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>>720423187


Red Pill. be UFC champion, make money.
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>>720423187
>take blue pill
>become smart enough to realise I should have taken the green pill
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>>720426018
Claire seems pretty solid.
she's not my kind and I Wouldn't have sex with a room mate.
>Implying there are women with good periods.
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