Ask teh 8 ball

>>720417683
Aand reask

>>720417523
Will my shit be purple in the morning?
>I've been drinking purple food coloring al day because I have nothing better to do.

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>>720418770
Fuck you fucking 8-ball! Fucking tell fucking me if my fucking shit fucking will fucking be fucking purple fucking tomorrow fucking 8-fucking-fuck! FUCK!

>>720419167
>yes it will.
Thank you magic 8-ball.
>have a pot cookie for my meltdown earlier.

>>720417523
Is the recent stomach trouble a flare?

will i have gf

Can I jerk it

>>720419743
Reroll

is it my destiny?

>>720417523
will she like me after what i did lol

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>>720419953
wish she like me after what i did

Do I still have hope to make a comeback with her?

>>720417523
Is OP a fag?

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>>720420840

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>>720420916

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>>720421053

>>720421154
winrar

Will I escape this never-ending pit of existential depression?

Will it work out?

Check em'?

>>720421411
checked

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>>720421411
Nice.

>>720417523
Should I leave?

will i ever stop being a fat girlfriendless loser

Is brittany the most attratcive ever?

is taylor going to blow me?

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>>720421483
>>tumblr
kys

Will I leave my wife for that girl?

Will I die in the next ten years

>>720421817
It's not what it looks like, I swear.

will i get good?

Will I continue wasting my best years on the cesspool that is /b/ despite having so many other things that I could be doing right now such as working out, reading a novel, composing music, going outside, and essentially doing anything less depressing than this?

Fap?

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>>720421963

Will I be financially free?

Fuck you im gonna fap anyway! Does she love me? Oh eight ball

is there someway out of here and will i reach it

>>720417523
Is she a good fit>

>>720422948
is this true?

Will i get ARD?

should i begin reading the book

ralling

>>720417523
rolling

>>720424326
nigger what?

>>720424356
what the actual hell

will I get my shit together?

>>720417523
will these niggers ever start posting funny shit and not just porn?

>>720424465
guardians make their own fate

>>720424945
5 is such a gay number

Magic 8 ball, will I fap again this morning?

>>720417523
Magic 8 ball will I fuck my dream girl?

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>>720417523
Will I ever leave this place?

>>720417523
kill yourself

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Will BDT and I get married?

>>720417523
Will my business be successful?

>>720426539
Thanks

roll 1

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>>720426513

roll 2

roll 3

roll 4

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Will I die by suicide or will I get killed before I have the chance too

roll 5

roll 6

roll 7

roll 8

roll 9

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>>720426732
Redo since I failed in they way I asked. Will I die by suicide?

roll 10

roll 11

>>720426943
roll 11 part 2

Out the 8 women on facebook I messaged. Will 1 take what I said seriously?

Did he cheated?

Is trump gonna calexit?

Is her snatch loose like goose?

Is my bf lying?

>>720417523
will i ever be confident?

Is my bf saying the truth?

Does she take big dicks on the regular?

Did she left me for being anxious?

We will marry?

Is it good idea to drop college?

Should I be a mathematician?

Should i trust my boyfriend?

Should i be a writer?

Is it good idea if i drop college?

am i gonna be happy?

are we gonna be happy if we marry?

am i going to leave this horrible country?

we will marry soon?

will i be a well-known artist?

are we gonna be happy if we marry?

Will I get the job tomorrow?

>>720429056
Ok will I get a notification tomorrow?

>>720417523
will I get the pussi soon enough?

>>720427095
Yes, he absolutely did.

>>720417523
I will be raped by my dog?

>>720430873
I will be fucked raped by my dog?

does she want to fuck me

did M die?

will this girl I'm talking to start a relationship with me?

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>>720417523
Will I ever find love?
Will I ever be happy?

>>720432763
>>720417523
Will I ever find love?
Will I ever be happy?

well i ever find a bitch to fuck

:( rolleroo

>>720417523

Roll

*shake*

>>720417523
Will my waifu come to life?

hrt

>>720417523
do i fucking do it or not

>>720436440
god fucking shit cunt dammit

Yhu

>>720417523
>>720417523

>>720438702

>>720438722

>>720417523
Can I use you as a fleshlight?

>>720438771
:D

If I ask out Dehvan, will she say yes?

Will I ever have a life?

>>720417523
Is the chick a freak in the bed?

>>720417523
Will I have sex with the Turk?

>>720439463
re-roll
Will I have sex with the Turk?

is everyone who posted in this thread retarded?

>>720417523
Will my ex GF want to get back together this year?

is he autistic

Will I be the sole winner of the MegaMillions jackpot up to the end of this February?

>>720439583
Again

>>720439599
will this person give me some of said winnings?

Is Carolla really that dumb?

>>720417523
Can anons send nudes pls

>>720440139
YES waiting on you anons!!!!!

should I murder my roommate?

>>720440219
Will you do it on stream

>>720417523
Can i make m work?

>>720417523
i came 3 times last night. it was a lot for me. do i still fap tonight?

>>720440283
Ok

When I go public will I have assistance regarding these corrupt lying cops?

Will I fuck that slut

Can I win a lawsuit against them?

Did those idiots really believe the garbage they were spewing?

>>720417523
finiranno prima delle 11?

is this year my year

>>720441998
sorry anon

A I going to lost my virginity?

Is she gonna find love?

>>720442260
ouch

>>720417523
will I ever find true love?

Will I become a wezzard

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Should I fap?

>>720442677
Deal

Will I die before I'm 25

is she good in bed

>>720417523
a i promise ill do literally anything to make everything good and have you in my life again.
am i going to have a second chance any time soon? at least to talk again?

Will I be alone forever?

Will i fail my test on sunday?

>>720417523
Will she go out with me?

>>720443276
reroll. how about now?

>>720417523
In the next 20 years, will niggers finally be wiped out? (cause nonwithstanding as of now)

>>720443323
fucking seriously. give me a goddamn answer ball!

>>720443378
prick.

>>720417523
Will my relationship with gf survive till marriage and later despite religious differences?

>>720443613
le fuck you ball, rerolling

What's 2 plus 3

>>720417523
Will I get a Mei skin from this event?

Should I masturbate today?

>>720417523
will i get laid this year ?

Should I sleep now?

oh boy

re-reroll

Should I go for it

>>720417523
Will I ever find true love?

Does she want me

Would he be mad

is trump a rapist