ITT: Your deepest, darkest secret. Let's hear it. >be

what the fuck

where?

>>720403363

>your local Walmart

I stepped on a cat once. It spent a few minutes struggling to breathe then I watched it die. It was an accident, but it kind of turned me on.

Fuck my life

>>720403661

boi

One time I farted at a funeral. I thought it would be silent

I was in a crowd of people and luckily couldn't be identified as the culprit

I was so thrilled by getting away with it that I farted loudly two more times before the funeral was over

i fucked my gramma who is in coma

>>720404544

What the fuck nigger

bumpo

I got succ of dicc from boo

>>720403184
you sound like my kind of man. i'd like to have a meat orgy with you.

>>720406100

I live in Trump tower. Come on over

>>720406100

You need a real man. I fuck cows

>>720403184
You make being vegan sound like a good idea.

>>720406770

Tell us your secret faglord

>>720406826
I am actually vegan. I only deal with the shitty no meat lifestyle so I can brag on the internet and be superior to all the meat-eaters.

my secret is that I can guess the last digit of my post number
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4

>>720406954

OH SHIT NIGGER HE HAS RISEN

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>>720406954

hhhnnnnnngggggg

>>720406954
The funny part is, even though it only work 1-in-10 times, it is completely worth looking like a fool 9-in-10 times.

>>720406954

That's quite a secret you got there m8

But will it blend?

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>>720406954
nice

>>720407117

it actually works 10/10 times. that's my secret
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Not 7

>>720407205
AMAZING! Can you only predict it, or can you effect is as well?

I steal money from my mom's purse. I'm 27

>>>/b/

>>720407376

I can only predict. And I cannot use my God given powers too often or I become weak.
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Not 2

i securtly smurf on cs go

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>>720407565
cunt

>>720403184
I spit in my neighbor's glass of water and he drank it.

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>>720407544
check'd

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>>720407646

I don't know why but that made me kek hard

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>>720403184

>>720407715

Whatever helps you sleep at night

I played an extra in a high budget porn movie. Didn't get to fuck though :/

I would let my roommate's dog lick my cock while I sniffed her panties.

>>720407414
absolute madman

>>720403184
I have more empathy and sympathy than it may initially seem to some people.

>>720407128

kek'd/5

>>720408100
i dont

>>720407759

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood

>>720407544
Truly amazing.

>>720403184
My Babysitter jerked me off when I was 12.

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>>720403184
GF likes to suck my dog when we fuck, or when she takes care of me.

>>720408236

Like I said, whatever helps you sleep at night

>>720403184
I've been jerking off in my step sisters used panties for over a decade

>>720408197
Is it because you have so much or so little?

>>720408420

dude. gross.

>>720408551
Yet you over looked this anon
>>720407964

Me and my gf fucked while her kid was asleep in the crib right next to us

>>720406954
Mine shall be a seven

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> goes to [website]
>wins at life

>>720408524
depends

>>720408743

You can't hope to share my powers.
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Not 9

>>720408743
Ive failed 5

>>720408865
>>720408853
just did

>>720408865

FALSE PROPHET

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>720408788
I'm aware of that; care to elaborate?

I have a gambling addiction no one knows about

>>720409015

fonger
>fonger
>>>fonger

Thread

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>>720408865
But 5 has not failed you, son. He will always be there for you in your darkest hours.

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>>720408948
GTFO DEMON

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>>720409275

Yes, this is a thread. Good job Billy

sometimes i bump threads

I like SSBBWs and have almost no sexual attraction to thin girls. My (relatively) thin girlfriend of a few months has gained some weight and it turns me on. She hates it and i try to encourage her to workout but i know she'll keep gaining.

>>720409105
>>720408788
Too late, I'm going to bed.

>>720410093

Your fetish is bad and you should feel bad

>>720409275
retard

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>>720406954
i can guess the last 2

I secretly want to be gang raped by black men.

I'm totally not gay though

>>720407414
She knows

>>720410683

You're shit.
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Not 1

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>>720403184
I have clinical depression and have never told anyone but professionals I paid to listen
Good life, money, family etc but most days can't wait to get to bed and be unconscious for a bit
If I wasn't naturally driven and competitive to a fault this shit would have beat me a long time ago. Onset when I was about 17 now 30. Own a business, married, have friends and hobbies but pretty much every aspect of my life is lived through a faked smile and demeanor. Haven't had kids yet but wife wants them. Maybe that will quell this emptiness and sadness that's with me always

>>720410771
False prophet

>>720410771

Well there goes my will to live. See ya fags

>>720403661
>few minutes struggling to breathe
>stepped
>accident

>>720410843

Don't be sad because it's over

Be happy because it happened.

Also, 7

I am really bad at guessing the last number of my post... uh. 6?

>>720410999

Trips works too

>>720411016

O shit m8

Dubs

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>>720411016
shit. i got it right. not this thime. 7

also checked
>>720410999

>>720410955

I'm hard now just thinking about it

>>720403184
I had a relationship with my AP History teacher in Junior Year of highschool, and it ended so badly that I lost all taste for relationships. Haven't even tried dating since, and that was four years ago.

>>720411189

lol slut

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>>720403184
Raped my 13 year old cousin while she was asleep. She was staying at our house because her parents had found out that her older brother had been raping her, and they wanted to get her out of the house while they dealt with him.

She had anxiety, night terrors, panic attacks, so she needed some pretty strong sedatives to stay asleep for more than an hour or two. One day I was home alone with her for the night, and I checked to make sure she was out cold, and went to town. Did it two more times in the weeks following till her mom moved in with use because their whole fucking family had kind of imploded.

I sincerely wish I hadn't done it, but I don't really feel remorse for it. I just think it was a foolish, pointlessly risky decision.

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>>720407964
>I would let my roommate's dog lick my cock while I sniffed her panties.
>my roommate's dog lick my cock while I sniffed her panties.
>while I sniffed her panties.
>dog
>sniffed her panties
>dog
>panties
>dog
>PANTIES

>>720410826
That'll just make it worse. Sounds like you're setting up to live the life of a 20th century protagonist tho, so maybe that'll appeal to you. Your head will be in an oven in no time. Just make sure to write deep but angsty poetry, Plath

FUCKING DUBS RIGHT NOW NIGGERS

>>720411580

I fucking kekd hard

>>720403184
My friends and I accidently killed a hobo once. He was old, and creepy, and wouldn't leave us alone, so we threw him a beating, but the fucker stopped breathing. We just fucking ran, never came back.

>>720411827

Nice. Fuck hobos

>>720411580
I think he meant the roomates panties. Not sure tbh.

>>720411970

Nah he definitely meant dog panties

>>720403184
Why would anyone notice? They're literally eating flesh and blood.

>>720403184
When I was in college and friend and I set up a local cam network for the dorm (coed dorm) on which people would masturbate and watch other people masturbate. There was always someone on, and you rarely saw faces, so it was surprisingly popular, because people were turned on by the idea that they've probably masturbated with any random person they passed in the dorm halls. The way the interface was built, up to 24 people at a time could connect to the network and cam through it, so on any given day you'd open it up and see 2-24 different feeds of people masturbating.

The dark part is that I used to sell access to the feed to outside sources, so they could discreetly view it.

>>720412591

Hey, that's pretty good

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>be me, about 10
>there was this bathroom in my house that smelled bad all the time, no matter what
>the sink in it had a second hole like pic related
>my parents decided to call someone to fix the smell there
>before the arrived, I used the bathroom and completly covered the second hole with chewing gum
>guys went there, the smell didnt go away so parents gave up
they thought that they were the ones who put and odd mass in the second hole to prevent smell, no one ever found out it was me

>>720412458

I take zinc supplements so I can get kind of a healthy load going after 2 days. I'm actually surprised no one noticed

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>>720412591
why lie to us anon? life not exciting enough? don't wanna think about some secret that has happened? nothing?

>>720412901

we're crab people now.

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>>720411586
I'm stable and remarkably functional tbh. Do all my suffering quietly like a man. Checking out really isn't an option because of immediate family

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I'm spreading herpes. I've lost count of the number of girls I've fucked and I can't seem to stop. I guess I'm a sex addict. I travel the country so I do this all over, not just in one city. Multiple girls have confronted me after sex complaining of bumps/sores and asking if I gave them anything. I say no. Some have gone to the Dr and been tested positive for herpes, this is the only way I know I have it, I've never been to the Dr or had any symptoms. One day I shall breed a woman similarly resistent to the strain, just as Mr. Glass in that crappy Bruce Willis movie caused wrecks in search of a strong individual.

I used to admin a dating site.

I spent a lot of time browsing profiles and private conversations, and if I saw a girl nearby who was hot and down to fuck I'd put a filter on her account so only messages I allowed would get through to her. Then I'd message her from my profile and hook up without any competition.

After I left, they didn't change the admin passwords for over a year so I just kept it up.

>>720412901
Not anon, but what part of that story strikes you as unbelievable?

>was in college
LIAR
>knew how to computer
LIAR
>set up a camchat
LIAR
>college kids are horny
LIAR
>people will do shady shit to make money
LIAR
Seriously, which part of all that makes you call bullshit?

>>720409207
Kek

Thread

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>>720412901
Alright fine, the whole thing was fake and I'm actually the Dark Lord Vader.

Nigger what do you want from me?

>>720413184
my hero

>>720412812
You're a retard. The "second hole" is an overflow drain to prevent the sink running all over your fucking floor if the stopper is in the bottom drain. Both just go into the same plumbing and a trap prevents sewer gasses from reaching either so that has nothing to do with the problem. Your bathroom probably smelled because your dad masturbated with the plunger handle and put it back with shit on it.

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I'm having way too much fun here. This thread needs to continue once it 404s. Look for the duplicate.

>>720413635

Kek. This guy

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>>720411545
>she's being sheltered by your family to hide her from rape
>you rape her

I've suppressed this one for a long time, but recently it's become to hard to hold back the memory.
>Be 17yr old me
>After years of being a shud in loser I started socializing and found out I was good at it.
>People actually like me
>A friend convinces me to go partying with him and his friends
>Never hung out at clubs beofre but okay
>Saturday night, I spent the whole week reading up on how act at party's and how to pick up girls
>I'mready.jpeg
>He picks me up in his car at about 8pm
>We head to a club.
>We get there and after half hour of waiting in line we're rejected because we're minors.
>We decide to just hang around the area and try to pick up drunk girls leaving the club
>after a few minutes drunk af midlife crisis milf come out tripping on her own gogo boots.
>Targetlocked.jpeg
>Use my pick up skills to get her in the car.
>After a few minutes of faking knowing what to do next she vomits out the car window and passes out.
>We stop the car in a parking lot and all proceed to gang bang her unconscious body
>None of us had the guts to cum inside her
>She comes to after another hour we ask where she lives, take her home.
>never speak of it again

>>720403184
Accidentally drove a depressed girl to kill herself with a prank in which I arranged putting a dildo right in front of her face in a crowded area.

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>720413757
Props bro

>>720413635
>masturbated with the plunger handle and put it back with shit on it

That's... an oddly specific theory.

>>720413730
Kill all the rapists.

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>>720406954
Your power level... It's too high...

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I drive my new gt 350r mustang from wife (paid for with my money ... the bitch) way too fast on Appalachian back roads in hopes I'll be able to end it without looking like a complete pussy. Crashed once before hitting black ice doing 60 and was in a ditch upsidedown before processing what happened. In a 3/4 ton pickup so was fine. Hurling that masterful flat plane crank v8 through a tree hopefully I won't be so lucky

>>720403184
When I was 17 I threw a bunch of sedatives into the drinks my 13 year old sister's birthday sleepover friends were being served, felt up and groped the ones who were really out, fucked one of them who had already lost her v card.

>>720413730
I internally lul'd at that as well.

>>720403184
Ok OP coming out the woodwork for this post...

>be me 13
>never had gf
>at friends house both playing ff7
>friends busy fighting ruby weapon
>takes him 40 min to beat him
>friend has female dog
>dogs laying right by me
>friend sitting in front of me back turned to me
>friend totally concentrated on game
>finger dog for 20 minutes then go home
>did this a couple of Times
>never got caught
>use to have my 1st dog when I was younger lick my balls and dick with pnut butter dick trick
>another friend of mine had dog that use to hump me all the time
>tried to get his dog to hump me naked and would never do it
>I'm 26 now with 2 kids and I still don't feel ashamed

I've jerked off in front of people I hypnotized before

>>720414179

You probably should though

>>720414262

LOL this fucking guy

>>720409015
go on...

>>720414442
I so sincerely hope that if he/she elaborates they keep the mispelling and call it fongering every time.

>>720414537

This

>>720414442
>>720414537
It's copy paste bullshit and you're both faggots.

>>720414677
You're a faggot also.

>>720414700
no its trie they really tried to fonger me

>>720414756

I bet you're fun at parties

>>720414442
>>720414537
>be me
>be 13
>back in mom's car with friend's of mom
>mym om's friend reaches over
>says I should not be scared
>puts a hand on my stomach
>reaches hand down to fonger
>slides hand between the waist band and skin reaching hand down to fonger
>fongers me for a few minutes till mom comes back
>we see mom coming back, the friend stops fongering
>tells me not to tell with mom that he fongered

>>720403184
Once levitated.

>>720415048

I lold

Mother was mentally ill manic depressive. Second husband left her when I was 12. She use to come into my room when I was sleeping and molest me.

>>720415421
Hot

>>720414011
first post to make me lol, GJ

>When I was about 11 years old I had a friend.
>We weren't close but I frequented his house because he had a ps2
>His mom was also super hot.
>One day go to his house and hear something unfamiliar
>His lil sis was in their house
Apparently his mom got custody rights from baby daddy
>She's about 4 or 3 years old
>Looks just like her mom
>masterplot.jpeg
>Start fantasizing about his sis
>Don't know much about sex yet so no nuts busted
>One day I get lucky come in to find his mom isn't home
>It's time for me to act
>Convince him to play a game that took ages to load, don't remember the game, some shitty liscence title
>While it loads go to "Bathroom"
>Go to living room where she's watching tv.
>Sit next to her.
>Start groping
>She doesn't know what's happening
>Get hard take out peen
>She's facsinated by it.
>Tell her to play with it.
>Try to get her to put it in her mouth, no luck.
>Instinctively guide her to give me something of a hand job
>Feelsogood.png
>Nut jizz comes out
>Oh shit what's this, never seen jizz before
>Panic
>I ate my first nut
>Went back to room
>Came back a month later and got to grope her entire naked body, nut on her this time.
>Got her to eat it
>She didn't like it.
>Tells on me to her bro
>Bro doesn't understand sex either, convince it's nothing.
>Never do it again.
>Avoid going to his house
>Grow up to live in regret.
I still get hard thinking about it and I hate myself for it. I look at little girls and just want to do all the dirty stuff I couldn't convince her to do back then.

>>720415473
You haven't seen his mom yet. May have been a fucking beast.

>>720415421
That's rough man, know what that's like. You make it out okay?

>>720415683
>his mom is super hot
>his 4 year old sister looks just like his mom
Nigger what? How does that even work. Toddlers don't look like people, they look like weird, deformed little potato monsters and they smell bad.

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>>720415421
How did she molest you? Just touching? Did you get hard? Pretend to be asleep? Did she ride your little kiddie cock? We need details. Rate her schizo-milfyness on a scale from 1 to Veronica Avluv. Also the perkiness of her tits. Thanks.

P.S. Sex addict herpes guy here.

>>720408384
moar?

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>>720414700
we're faggots? fongering my ahole don't make me gay man.

>>720415947
Skin tone and hair color wise.
She looked enough like her for me back then.

>>720406954
woah im the same! mine ends in 6!

>>720415048
jah provides

>>720415813
Happened for about a year. She lost custody never talked to her again. blocked it all out, just remembered the beatings. The sex memories came flooding back 18 years later, fucked me up for a while. Explained the wincest fascination.

Ended up being pretty successful in life. Still won't talk to her.

>>720416315
You disgust me.

>>720409015
>tfw you get fongered

>>720416068
Looked like Sandra Bullock with small titties and olive skin.

Started with blow jobs, then to being made to go down on her to having Me inside of her. If I didn't comply I got beaten bad.

>>720411117
offbyone.jpg

>>720410826
why arent u an alchoholic yet?

>>720403184
While working as an aide at a center for delinquent adolescents I got involuntarily aroused when I had to watch some boys strip naked.

>>720416850
That's hot. Can I have her number?

And do you have fucked up fetishes about it now or are you all lame and mopey instead?

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>>720403661
Diamonds

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>>720404544
Nice dubs.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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>when I was a 9 we adopted a month old kitten
>For whatever reason I started to torture the thing.
>I would grab and pull it up by it's tail or whiskers
>I put it on the highest places in the house and then pushed it off
>I did whatever form of torture I could think of that wouldn't make a mess
>I even sprayed aerosol in it's eyes.
>One day I took things to far.
>I pushed uff the top of the fridge but rather than getting back on it's feet it screeched and >started twitching on the floor.
>I think I broke it.
>I'm panicking
>Want it to stop crying so I strangle it.
>I felt it's life pulsating in that moment.
>It then hit me how shitty I was. How terrible the things I did were.
>I don't know what to do.
>Call mom who's at work. tell her I don't know what happened I just heard a thud then screaming.
>Tells me to call the vet.
>Take it to vet.
>Broken spine.
>We decide to put it down.
I still feel like the scum of the earth to this day . It was no more than a year old when this happened.

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>>720416423
this is /b/... what did you expect?

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>>720407544
Holy fucking shit.

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>>720417436

I have made 3 of my past girlfriends fuck ugly fat Craigslist strangers to prove their love to me, I see how many I can make them fuck before I'm tired and find another girl to do it to.

>>720403184
I'm responsible for my friend dying when I was little. I told her to keep climbing higher into a tree that I knew would snap, but I thought it would be funny if she fell so I didn't say anything. When she eventually did she fell on her head and I ran back inside and sobbed uncontrollably in front of her mom. feelsbadman

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>>720406954

I've fucked one of my family's horses multiple times. Every time I visit her in the barn we keep her at, I take pics of her pussy and finger her. Can't control it.

>>720406954
i'll do better and guess mine ends in 44

>>720417436
It's appropriate you feel that way, because you are scum. The quality of our character is defined by how we treat the defenseless. Never forget that.

>>720413922
story?

>>720418769
He was 9

>taking a really difficult dump
>need to pull some serious strength
>reenact a kamehameha
>during kaaaame haaaame just gather force
>shit is out on haa

>>720419065
Even at the age of 9 i knew it was wrong to abuse animals.

I once sucked myself off and I'm Not proud of it.

>>720419173
Me too anon, was a stupid young fella, never again, also back hurts.

>>720419132
Yeah but he didn't. Kids are generally stupid, and I know this was just stupidity, but still. He's changed now

>>720417436
You little psychopath you

>>720419173
used to do this a lot but it's a pain in the back

>>720419393
Wasn't just*

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>>720403184

>>720413635
I've done that before. It felt good.

>>720419393
Fair enough. I guess having to live with himself is some sort of punishment too.

>>720418899
I put my penis in her vagina, was nice. Fucked her quite a few more times before sis found out, but she wasn't mad. She didn't know I took her v though, dk if that would have changed anything or not.

from the age of a toddler to 18 when i told the police my uncle has sexual abused and i mean from slapping my ass to fucking me dry in my ass. my parants trusted him and would live me alone with him all the time. at lest once a week it would be just me and him. i have lots of stories about what he did to me. btw i am 20 now.

I fucked the same guy my mom did.

>>720420334
gay

>>720420334
did she know?

>>720419065
I knew damn well what I was doing.
I knew I was torturing the cat.
I always felt so helpless, still do and it felt good to have power over something else.

23

>>720420464
24

>>720403184
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and outnumber everybody and is ugly and try to hurt people the ugly way cause the attrative popular people is better then the ugly people losers that smell like poop and is ugly and think is better then everybody and is retarted and smell like shit and think is better then people and outnumber everybody and smell like poop

>>720420432
She doesn't know, thankfully.

>>720420538
25

>>720403184
and the ugly people losers that smell like poop try to be better then people cause is ugly and think is better then people and me and the popular people and the ugly people losers that smell like shit outnumber everybody

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>>720419173
I feel the opposite.
Whenever I managed to get it in I felt like a king.

>>720420583
29

>>720420451
I wish I could hit you with my car.

>>720403184
and the ugly people losers that smell like shit is ugly and try to cock block people and try to stop people from doing ok and the ugly people losers smell like poop and outnumber everybody and try to hurt people the ugly way while the people is at work like the ugly popular people or the attrative popular people or the attrative loser people

>>720420561
what did he say about it ?

>>720420639
28.9

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>was about 7
>living in Colorado
>used to steal dads hustlers so sex drive got awakened way too young
>playing house with cute 5 year old neighbor girl in my playhouse in the backyard
>always wanting to kiss me
>convince her to drop her panties bc "thats what grownups do"
>fuck her on the floor and cum inside
>this happens almost every day for a year until i move away

>about a year later
>going to different school in cali
>used to play with a girl 2 grades older than me after school all the time
>fucking around in my treehouse
>once again playing house
>convince her the same way
>as soon as i put it in she tells me to stop bc it hurts
>basically rape her and come inside again
>she didn't really know what sex was so she wasn't that mad
>still play with her a lot the following year until i move again

>probably about 11 at this point
>playing with my 12 year old cousin whos also a guy
>tells me he gets his little sister who was about 6 at the time to suck his dick every so often
>asks me if im gonna tell on him
>nope.jpg
>basically spend a whole month with him fucking around in the woods all day and getting blown by my little cousin at night
>she's never said anything and is now a lawyer so i doubt she remembers

Dont really have feels about any of it tbh. Am 21 now and it's probably the reason im such a sexual deviant

>>720406954
5

>>720420661
Not good sexually.
I was just having fun.
It was like how you would burn ants.

>>720413730
That fucking shark every time.
Im fucking dimonds right now

>>720420993
where in co?

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>>720420993
>7 yr old
>cum.
yeah sure

>>720421234
No idea actually, was in the boonies but i was so young i dont remember. Both my parents are dead so i guess ill never find out lol

>>720403184
I once peed up my own ass.

>>720403184

ITT : Shit that never happened.

And if it did, I hope you get fired OP. Honestly I blame the idiot hiring managers that hire some total autist like you instead of someone that would actually appreciate the job.

>>720421358
>7yo
>doesnt know where he lives
are you retarded?

>>720421340
Probably didn't "ejaculate" i guess. Definitely orgasmed though, had already been masturbating for a while before any of that

>>720421425
can we get the story

>>720413181
keep on keepin on soldier life sucks
real men don't let their bitchass emotions ruin their lives. well done

>>720421442
This.

>>720421446
I probably knew at the time, but we moved around so much (armybrat) i barely remember half of them at this point.

>>720418004
Why anon why

>>720403184
I routinely fantasize about being a 13 - 14 year old girl who is molested by her mom, aunt, and older brother.

>>720403458
>Walmart

you get what you pay for

>>720420755
He didn't tell me. I found out from my mom after I had already fucked him that she had too.

>>720421536
I stuck my dick in my ass and I peed. Then I shit it out. For science idk.

>>720404544

win-cest

let's eat grandma

let's eat, grandma

what the fuck grandma

what the, fuck grandma

>>720406548

good luck getting past the security

it takes 30 minutes for chinese delivery to go up

>>720421779
oh wow, how did you feel about it ?

>>720421602
sounds hot.

what are you actually?

>>720421944
28 year old male

>>720407953

all of the shame and ruined reputation, and none of the mediocre money or pussy

fuck your life anon

>>720403184

>major grocery store
>5 nights a week

So no major grocery store has video camera or any type of surveillance at all? Fuck you OP, probably a 15 year old kid.

>>720421994
tough to roleplay anon

>>720414179
>pnut butter dick trick

>>720422119
true lol. well i have no intention of reenacting it anyway. I have a few stories in my head that i've been meaning to make into erotica for awhile now. that's about it.

last one
.
.
.
3

>>720422362
yeah get that shit on asstr so we can all enjoy it

>>720420993
Sexy.

>>720422424
you suck

I enjoy consensual sex in missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of procreation.

>>720415683
kys

>>720403184
went to my friends house when i was 5
had my face raped and told that if i told anyone my entire family would be killed
felt good

>>720422600
you sick fuck i hope you get raped in a fire

at friend's house when I was like 9, her older brother took me to his room and showed me how to masturbate. Know the dude to this day and we haven't spoken of it

>>720422484
will do. don't know when it will be done but i'm starting to write it now

>>720421930
Awkward. but as long as my mom doesn't find out we're Eskimo sisters, it's all gravy.

>>720406954

God is that you?

>>720417436
yeah you should probably just kill yourself

>>720421043
Normal people don't burn ants nigga

>>720422631
who by ?

>>720422994
he had a fairly big family and one of his older cousins were over
skinny neckbeard cunt
i will never forget it

>>720417306
Sauce

>>720422753
I mean you should thank the guy

Or did he show you..... manually?

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>>720415048
>mfw i get fongered

>>720403184
I live in a rented house for free with my foreign girlfriend and three other guys. For the past few months I've been sharing my girlfriend with them so that they'll pay our portion of the rent.

>>720418004
I'll be your fat ugly craigslist stranger

>>720422682
LOL get raped in a fire. Gonna remember that one.

>>720423074
did it happen again or just the one time?
did you tell your friend?

>>720403184
I've cheated on my bf 2 times now and can honestly say to him that love him.

I do drugs to numb the regret.

15 y o s sucked my dick and fucked and came on their braces 4 different ones when I was in my 20s, am I a monster /b/?

>>720420451
You feel regret now, you didn't know the severity

>>720420334
lucky guy

>>720423120
how could you do that to her, at the least offer up your ass nigger

> Dad was friends with people who owned a pet shop
>Would routinely let me play around in the back
> One day I was playing with the baby mice
> Got the smart idea to "set them free" so they wouldn't be eaten by the snakes
> Put a bunch in my pockets
> Walked around the back of the store and set them "free" in the yard
> Didn't realize for years that they died anyways

>>720423314
I was young and really believed that he would kill my family if I told anyone.
Happened twice.
Developed a stutter from it, still have it to this day and speech therapy does nothing, and it gets worse if I am stressed out. Sometimes I don't even bother speaking.

>>720417086
Did they notice? Why is it a dark secret?

>>720423498
i feel you man. had a similar thing happen to me

>>720419882
I thought you said the girl already lost her v? I smell bullshit

>>720423494
I should clear up that that these were pinkies so they couldn't even walk yet. I probably did this to about 20 of them.

>>720421340
I used to cum at that age all the time. 7 or 8 years old. Just would have and orgasm and a little teardrop sized sticky precum would come out. It was clear, not white. no semen

>>720422061
Why would a Video camera be in the back of the meat department

>>720403184
im gay and i would love to get some bbc

>>720403184
I had missionary sex with my girlfriend for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>720423696
I felt bad because I was turned on while they were standing there naked and embarrassed in a line.

>>720423867
what? she lost it to me. sister didnt know I took her v, just that I had sex with her.

When i was 5 my older sister 11 showed me her pussy but i had to take my shorts down..
She sat on bed I looked at her little fuzz and she pulled me over her lap.
then my brother 12 shoved his fat big meat right up my ass
i look at sis and she was grinning i was crying and he was comming....

>>720422631
My so called friend did that to me in 3rd grade. Accept his cousin joined in on it to. His cousin was alot older and crazier. He said he'd beat me till i couldn't move anymore.

>>720423075
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/712101296

>>720424097
Oops replied to the wrong person. My b

>>720403908
Kek

>>720423075
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/712101296 here you go

>>720424167
hot more

>>720424050
you monster

>>720424427
k

I've tried to kill myself multiple times during my childhood, one was me trying to hang myself off my bunk bed, then the noose of random cloth objects broke. Another was me swallowing all the pills I could find, I was a dumb ass kid so I probably fucked it up somehow but I obviously didn't die and I wasn't hurt just felt sick, I tried a few more times and the noose one was when I was 6, I'm 19 now. I don't know how but every attempt has failed even when I was competent to know how to do it. I tried last year and fucked it up too, another set of pills that time as well (It's probably been the most appealing to me tbh) and one of my family members came over a couple of hours after, I threw them up after they left so they weren't guilty about being there while I was dying. I'm just trying to do it without hurting anyone else.

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>>720413757
This is why democracy will always fail. Why should someone of your low moral caliber, basically a complete degenerate be equal to someone like me?

You are an absolute shit human. One more reason that that White race is on the way out. Weak males.

>>720424597
Ok nigger, when your welfare check comes in I hope you remember how cool you are.

>>720424568
Hey man, I just want you to know that the universe doesn't want you to die. You're so tiny in the scheme of things, but oh so important. The smallest things always are. You need to be strong for others, and more importantly yourself. Just know that there's at least one person out there who cares about you. Even if that one person is just me, anon-fag.

>>720424568
living in the era of the technological singularity and you want to kill yourself before seeing it. what a dumbass

>>720414179
People like you shouldn't have kids.

>>720424752
Thanks man, it really helps to hear that, I'll try to be strong for you and my friends and family.

>>720424991
I know you can do it. Humans have the most amazing resolve, especially when they feel the weakest. Don't ever let life get you down, because everything has a fate. Yours is just taking a little while to get into the good times. You can make it until then.