You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're WHITE.

I voted

I have a job.

>>720402906
i cant dance and i enjoy the music of U2, Bon Jovi and CCR

I laughed at the fact that the black guy's callsign in Top Gun is sundown

>>720402906
im a weeb

I've met my father.

>>720402906

I know who my father is.

>>720402906
I'm not racist I promise

*Dab*

>>720402906
i despise interracial shit

>>720402906
I didn't consume an ice cream pie whole.

I don't have a criminal record.

>>720402906
I have a 3 inch dick.

I can speak proper English.

I listen to black metal, not black people music

I own a bicycle that I bought at a bicycle shop.

>>720402906
I fap to interracial cuck porn

I have a QFC Advantage Card on my car key chain

>>720402906
I'm a good father.

thanks for the warning officer

I don't speak like a retard

I own a RetroDuo.

Colgate is too spicy for me

y'all

I don't smoke methols

>>720402906
I do not run when I see the police.

>>720402906
ive actually struggled against being arrested and havent been shot.

I like Starbucks

I watch The Cleveland Show.

The smile thing

>>720402906
I dindu nuffin!!!

>>720402906
I don't smell like shit

>>720402906
all i have aren't be stolen

>>720402906
I can swim.

>>720402906
I don't have to prove myself to a filthy nigger like you

be jelly, non master race peasant

I'm at work

Um...I like stealing bikes while in the act of committing other acts of petty thugery.

>>720402906
I can speak normaly

I have a job.

>>720402906
I don't like KFC!!!!

>>720402906
You fucking idiot niggers can't even read this

I'm black.

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>>720402906
my dick is small and i watch a black bull fuck my wife everyday

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck

>>720403805
Who taught you to read?

niggers

>>720402906
I have a job

I use 4chan

white privilege doesnt exist

>>720402906
I often walk in front of police and don't get shot

I legally bought my gun at a store

I'm a good father, I know my father, I have a job, no criminal record, I don't steal.

Oh and I can say "thanks for the warning officer".

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>>720402906
I find black cock delicious

>>720403577
Nigger confirmed!!!!

I have a Job
I speak English
Police ignore me
I am not on welfare
I know who my Father is
My Father is not in Jail
I don't steal shit
I am Married
I have a son I love and Support
I think White Girls that have a monkey BF are forever tainted disgusting no good diseased whores

>>720403857
confirmed white

>>720402906
I know who my father is.

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I steal culture from the black man because I have no identity or culture.

Oops, I lied. I'm an uppity nigger.

>>720402906
I'm a huge metalhead, and a registered Libertarian.

>>720403176
>>720402906
i jerk off everyday. it's concerning.

>>720402906
I do not own timbs and have never used the 100 emoji

>>720404593
Supremacy confirmed!!!!

This is me overdosed on heroin, some bitch shot me up with narcan.

Niggers smoke crack not snort dope.

I don't steal

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>>720402906

I'm Jewish.

I'm currently rocking my daughter to sleep

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>>720405290
>>720404593

White girls don't have to be paid to fuck me.

>>720402906
I don't care what's happening in US politics, and I live here.

>>720402906
I was a delegate for bernie sanders.

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DNA testing

I had both parents growing up

>>720402906
I'm super cringy

>>720403504
Top kek m7

>>720402906
I was raised by my both of my lawfully (and in the eyes of the Jebus) wed parents and my father was gainfully employed the entire time, sometimes with two jobs at once.

I'm so white I glow in the dark. I rule hide and seek in the snow. I have so little rhythm radios stop playing in my presence.

>>720402906
Nigger

>>720405344
Thank God they sell narcan without a prescription now. That shits a godsend.

Seriously though quit using you fucking idiot. Not all of you survive, and I'm tired of carting dead bodies around.

I pay taxes to keep lower IQ ethnicities from going extinct.

I have a good credit score.

I listen to Waylon Jennings

I dont like tacos.

>>720406273
>>720405574
What bitches fail to understand that's like almost 100% everything that makes up our reality. it's a muscle!!!! Bet I would be at 11 inches if over the years I could take my time. but no. as a race we're socially castrated from ourselves so don't say it's great to be white. it ain't great yet There ain't no fucking wall

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Don't share the site so it gets fixed by snapchat! [website]

I can read and write.

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>>720406755

>>720406341
Ibogaine. Fucking tell EVERY junky you meet about it. That shit saved my life. 2 years off dope and I don't even remember what it feels like.

I own property and don't have illegitimate children

>>720402906
Im invested in the cracker barrel chains

>>720406845
almost makes me wanna stop smoking weed..

I have met my health insurance deductible

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I'm half French Canadian and half Jewish. My name's not Drake. I'm whiter than Rick Moranis

>>720402906
fuck off to /pol/ you dick sucking faggot

I am intentionally in possession of literature. Also, I look both ways before telling a funny joke.

I'm not into anal.

i am highly depressed

>>720407595
Are you telling me that a black woman would let me... Ok you've convinced me to try.

Go trump

I don't know how dance

I love fried chicken

I never stole anything

I post to /b/ pretending to be a black man ostracizing white men for their penis size.

Fuck Donald Trump!

I've never been arrested

>>720402906
I'm rich and smart. Also I like metal

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>>720408043

>>720402906
police don´t stop me with no reason when i go by car

I can read and write.

And I've raised my children without gubmint assistance.

>>720402906
I´m not a simian

>>720403232
lol

>>720403232
arent we all fuck cocks

Does having employment and a roth ira count?

>>720402906
people dont watch me when i'm browsing items in a store.

>>720402906
I'm worried for that girl's safety

>>720402906
I'm getting a tax return from money I earned at work

My favorite pastime is mowing my lawn, which I do twice weekly to keep it nice and short.

>>720403100
>>720403142
>>720403176
lol

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>>720402906
i can say 'thanks for the warning, officer'

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>>720408158

>>720408913
Roll!!!

I masturbate to Kendell Woods

>>720408913
Rollerino.

the main use of my weapon is protection

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>>720408999
Trips fuckers!!!!!

>>720407803
He said white, not an idiot.

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>>720408999
Niiiice trips!!!

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>>720409140

My passions include outdoor barbecues and football, also downing cold ones with the guys.

>>720402906
I order a caramel frappaccino from Starbucks

Natural redhead

>>720408913
69 get

we wuz KANGZ

>>720402906
I have a PhD in theoretical computer science and one in applied mathematics

I support trump

>>720402906
i'm white

I've never said the N-word

>>720409247
It proves you're regular IQ male

I'm planning on buying an RV.

i do not post cheese pizza

I have 2 GTX 1080s. The fact that I even know what that is should prove that I'm white.

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>>720409398

I'm a sftwar engbinr

>>720403176
So you're Asian?

>>720402906
I've been to a Dave Matthews concert at The Gorge.

>>720408913
we wuz kings n shit nigga ah swear to godman

>>720402906
I can't prove it, you'll just have to take my word for it.

>>720409663
The Gorge at George?

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Don't share the site so it gets fixed by snapchat! [website]

>>720409663
Red Rock and others for me

>>720409516
Or a chink. Either way at least your not black

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I like Columbine memes

I can wear a hoodie without getting shot.

All things considered, the Mazda Miata is the greatest sports car ever built

>>720402906
I say finna unironically

I own a confederate flag. I attend college. The only black musician I've listened to is Jimi Hendrix

>>720410044
Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer

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>>720402906
same gurl?

>>720409516
You have two very popular GPU's?

Plenty of black people know what those are, lmfao.

I once rode on the side of a train exclaiming fuck niggers.

>>720402906
I fucked a white girl I work with who has a negroid boyfriend. And after cumming the first thing I thought to myself, because of this fucking place, am I now the anti-cuck?

>>720410581
Yes you are

i lived in seattle

I love to watch my wife getting fucked

>>720402906
I think I got a sunburn once a couple years ago

your mom gay

>>720408913
Roll for 69 mah nigga

>>720402906
I have a lot of money and am a good person

>>720402906
I'll just let my dubs speak for themselves.

I dont collect welfare.

I am not in prison

My last name ends in ski

I have a small dick

I have a credit score of 705

>>720412340
Mine was 805 last I checked. Raise your power level nigger.

>>720406667

your english is so bad, no one knows what the fuck you're on about

>>720402906
I use my brain

Do you know Mr. Ayak?

>>720410399
Sure, but this whole thing is a joke tho.

I don't condone punching women when "dey out of line"

I voted for Trump.

>>720403124
I feel you dude, what's with the fucking beastly niggers fetish
Also,
>living in Alabama

>>720410275
that potatoe face doe

>>720412488
c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n+memes= Trump

I spelled this correctly.

>>720402906
I rated KFC on yelp a 3.5 starts

>>720402906
I can watch a scary movie without jumping

>>720402906
I'm addicted to a drug

>>720415474
Nigger confirmed.

>>720402906
i play golf with my coworkers in the summer

I can get a girl without flexing

>>720415592
Black people do drugs they don't get addicted

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I like mayo on my ham sandwich.

I have a 401k

>>720415764
Riiiiiiiiiiight.

>>720402906
I went to Old Navy today.

I save my money

>>720402906
i have a small dick and want to get cucked by my wife

>>720409140
There are only two genders

>>720416096
never happened. prove it by posting pic w timestamp

I'm not on welfare

All lives matter.

>>720409759
This is among the most obvious scams I have ever seen

>>720414497
Birmingham fag here.

>>720402906

I burn within 5 minutes of sun exposure

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>>720404500

I hate fuking nigets

>>720402906
I believe facism could work

>>720409616
he said 3 inch, not 1 inch

>>720402906
I like Black People.

>>720402906
I'm not white, but I am caucasian. Chew on that.

oh shit guys do I still have my 10 seconds?

>>720402906
I know my dad

Well, I'm a stock brok...brok
fuck
I'm a stock brrrr--
i'ma be a staw-- FUCK
FUCK THA POLICE

>>720402906
I'm in school for theatre

I make YouTube videos in my mom's basement.
https://youtu.be/qcvkbQORF78

i like math

>>720402906
Career, money in the bank, investments, no baby oil in the house

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Just paid for my golf membership for next season for the early bird special!

>>720402906
I redo high fives I miss.

>>720417736
tiger woods was black. your argument is invalid

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Yes, im white :)

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I iz white to, gimme priv..la..jez?