You know what to do

>>720396104
I'm pretty sure I'm a faggot.. because I'm attracted to your manly ass.

>>720396599
kek

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bump to see if OP is a faggot or not.

>>720396599
Well that was quick

Send a pic of your feet

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>>720396748
Not a faggot

>>720396104
DO IT OP YOU FAG!!

"has the government made a decision on benefits for your obesity disability claim?"

Fucking love these threads

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>>720396942

>>720397228
So I can get the pussi?

>>720397228
You now get to fuck her manly ass.

>>720397334
fuuucccckkkkk one off... re-roll

let me tell oyu ...My best friend got catfished once. Started talking to a random stranger on Facebook, he was from another country, they started some kind of long distance relationship, she got naked on Skype on multiple occasions, the guy recorded everything, threatened to release everything if she didn't masturbate for him, she deleted him from Skype and Facebook and never talked to him again. where ya think i can find em. been looking for 6 years/...

French Indochina (previously spelled as French Indo-China)[1] (French: Indochine française; Khmer: សហភាពឥណ្ឌូចិន; Vietnamese: Đông Dương thuộc Pháp, pronounced [ɗoŋm zɰəŋ tʰuə̀k fǎp], frequently abbreviated to Đông Pháp; Lao: ຝຣັ່ງແຫຼັມອິນດູຈີນ; Cantonese: 法屬印度支那; faat3 suk6 jan3 dou6 zi1 naa5), officially known as the Indochinese Union (Union indochinoise)[2] after 1887 and the Indochinese Federation (Fédération indochinoise) after 1947, was a grouping of French colonial territories in Southeast Asia.

A grouping of the three Vietnamese regions of Tonkin (north), Annam (centre), and Cochinchina (south) with Cambodia was formed in 1887. Laos was added in 1893 and the leased Chinese territory of Guangzhouwan in 1898. The capital was moved from Saigon (in Cochinchina) to Hanoi (Tonkin) in 1902 and again to Da Lat (Annam) in 1939. In 1945 it was moved back to Hanoi.

After the Fall of France during World War II, the colony was administered by the Vichy government and was under Japanese occupation until March 1945, when the Japanese overthrew the colonial regime. Beginning in May 1941, the Viet Minh, a communist army led by Hồ Chí Minh, began a revolt against the Japanese. In August 1945 they declared Vietnamese independence and extended the war, known as the First Indochina War, against France.

In Saigon, the anti-Communist State of Vietnam, led by former Emperor Bảo Đại, was granted independence in 1949. On 9 November 1953, the Kingdom of Laos and the Kingdom of Cambodia became independent. Following the Geneva Accord of 1954, the French evacuated Vietnam and French Indochina came to an end.

>>720397228
I am coming over to worship your manly ass in person.

>>720396104
Oh you will be hurting later when i stick my cock up your ass

Seriously, fuck Mexico, and its dipshit president. All Trump want's to do is put the same security measures in place on the US/mexico border that mexico already has in place on its southern border. Mexico already has a series of fences and patrols on its souther border. If it weren't for the fact that they can't afford to completely wall it off, they would. They also deport immigrants who cross their southern border, but when we want to do it, its suddenly a ridiculous and outrageous plan.

I'm sorry, I get nervous around beautiful women. How are you today? You scrumptious little cunt nugget <3

>>720397533
Winrar

>>720397533
SCORE!!

He is making people hate America more than ever. This will result in more terrorists targeting us.

I'm an American that kind of hates America right now. That would have seemed insane to me a year ago.

>>720397577
Check em!

Good. Fuck Mexico, it's not racist to want to keep out illegal Mexicans. Mexican is not a race, and no one is trying to jump the border in to Mexico, they are all fleeing here cause their country sucks. Acting like twats because we want to build a border to keep MEXICANS out is lunacy. Illegal immigration is ILLEGAL. Fucking libs get over it, most people got here legally, even my own ancestors. Don't try that bullshit we are not native cause native Indians and what not, that time is gone, get over that as well.

I just found out that my girlfriend of 4 years shares the same father as I do. She was adopted, and as it turns out, she was my father's child from another relationship. I have a child with her. With my sister. I don't know what to do with this information.

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>>720397533

i hope it comes out that alex jones is a pedophile

>>720397888
Nice trips

>>720397888
Are you ready for my 2 inch cock?

The media treated Obama with kiddy gloves for 8 years. Now their time has ended and it's time to realize that they are not a special or protected class. The media deserves everything it's getting from President Trump and Mr. Bannon.

>>720397888
Nice OP check'd
Send:
"How many twinkies can you eat in one sitting? I'm guessing 20."

>>720398004
Rolling for this

>>720397888
Trips even! Do I get seconds?

>>720398065
Rerolling myself like a fag

Allow me to eat out your manly ass.

>>720398004
this

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>>720396104
I like Trump, but mainly for his physical features.

The MSM should shut the fuck up. All they do is spread lies and quotes out of context.

>>720398004
Roll

>>720398152
reroll

>>720398184
reroll >>720398184

>>720398004
Rollan

>>720398223
>>720398184
>>720398152
>>720396104
dubs do it,

I like trump but mainly for his physical features

>>720398004
Roll

>>720397888
I'm thinking me, you, a jar of peanut butter, and a dog. You game?

you think when i drink the super spirit water ill be able to beat son goku?

>>720398136
Roll

I'd anally fist you, but I'm worried that it might suck me into your ass.

>>720398004
Doubles get

>>720398355
check em!

>>720398004
Rolle

I toss you into the back of my truck

The Suspension instantly snaps

>>720397888
You cant improv you cuck thats not how this works

>>720397888
I really love it when women shit directly into my mouth, a chocolate fountain as it were.

The moment I achieve climax while being rain on my lustrous stomach nuggets is just pure bliss.

>>720397577
Hello? Winrar..

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let's dp our anusses together then share a double dong

op is a nigger

>>720398719
she is a bit chunky eh?

>>720398626
Seriously, you can't just pretend that the word's meaning suddenly changed, and it's not funny in the first place. It's immature obnoxious bullshit left over from 4chan
When a ton of the "OP is a faggot" pics and gifs are guys being effeminate, or implying sucking on a penis, you can't pretend it doesn't mean gay anymore. And no, Louis CK and South Park are not moral compasses to whether or not it is ok to say, and saying "Well not all gay people are faggots!" doesn't magically make it ok either.The humor value in this phrase is completely derived from the fact that it uses a homophobic slur, which makes you a homophobe when you use it. And no, there's no such thing as using a slur "ironically."
Also: shut the fuck up about Louie CK, he's a comedian for christ sakes.
Also: shut the fuck up about how you're not using this word in a homosexual context so it's not offensive and you're not a homophobe so it's okay for you to say it. First, that's a fucking lie and you know it, and second, you don't get to decide what words mean cupcake.

>>720398749
roll

>>720398794
roll

>>720398808
She stays asleep

>>720398719
Roll

>>720398794
reroll

>>720398749
rolling

>>720398900
get

'i want to relive the fantasy of tieing up my mother and ripping her ass with my cock. You down?'

>>720398004
Rollinginginging

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>>720397572
>>720397630
>>720397681
>>720397730
>>720398053
>>720398154
>>720398152
>>720398527

Stupid boring shit.

Unless you want twitch plays political discussion with a random tinder fatty, for wich you'll need luck to to sustain it.

But it's unoriginal and unfunny.

Contempt.

>>720398933
>>720398749
Dubs, check'em

>>720398900
>>720398933
checked

DAE Drumf is Hitler?????

>>720398900
>>720398719
Winner 1
>>720398933
>>720398749
Winner 2

>>720399033
chekem

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Sorry haven't been posting cause she hasn't replied

>>720399033
>>720398004
Winner 3

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>>720399123
Nevermind

>>720399123
>>720397577
you missed this

>>720399266
White trash confirmed

>>720399266
She really is desperate, huh?
Captcha was trucks...

>>720397390
On her computer? Probably deleted if not lost in some email or skype message conversation

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>>720397092
>>720397334
>>720397557
>>720398389
>>720398407
>>720398518
>>720398749
>>720398794
>>720399028

Only good for ending the game: insults and over-the-top-shit.

Whats your fucking goal?

>>720399358
>>720397572
>>720397630
>>720397681
>>720397730
>>720398053
>>720398154
>>720398152
>>720398527
>>/pol/

>>720396104

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>720399595
>implying I actually care about OP getting laid.

Rawlin'

>>720399266
Lol u seem chill want some child pornography? You fat cunt

>>720399622
you have to send her a link to the thread, OP

>>720396104

are you from missisiisiissiisiiiipipippipipip however the fuck its spelled?

>>720399595
>What's your goal
lulz

if dubs send dick pic

>>720399752
Roll

>>720399697
Rollllllll

>>720399752
This

>>720399752
rolling for this
>>720399757
Too early

>>720399622
http://boards.4chan.org /b/thread/720396104

>>720396104
Can i put me pipi in yer masculinity bunz

>>720399266
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

>>720399752
Rolliiiing

do you belie in goD?

>>720399752
This bby

>>720399697
Rollin

Do the Truffle Shuffle for me, fat bitch

>>720399752
Fucking this yo

>>720399752
rolllllllllllll

>>720399697
Rolling

>>720399697
Rolleroni

>>720400037
Rawling

>>720399752
Roll :) :)

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>>720398823
but it was supposed to be a homophobic slur. The gays are weak and the inference was he wouldn't follow through with his promise to post. However in >>720399123 and >>720399266 we see he did follow through, and therefore, is not a weak faggot.
>you faggot.

My parents live in a more rural neighborhood in my hometown. I was late to school one day because a giant boar was blocking the road. It was massive and could have seriously damaged my car. We typically get snakes, bunnies, raccoons, etc. in the neighborhood but no one had seen a boar before. So naturally my teacher didn't believe me and neither did my parents. I didn't get in trouble but I was definitely made fun of as if I claimed I saw big foot or something. Then my dad was late because of the boar. My mom and other family thought we were joking around and still didn't believe us. Finally a year later my mom saw the stupid boar. To her credit she called and apologized.

>>720399990
>>720400018
Wtf

>>720400077
OP better deliver

>>720399752
Pls this

Quiero fuck that ass

>>720399990
>>720400008
two shots at quints missed

>>720398749
>>720398933
>>720399595
Dubs regardless mang
>>720400077
winrar

where those quints endend?
>>720400000

>>720399990
Roll

>>720400077
>>720400155
both OP

>>720400008
>>720400000

>>720399794
rerolllll

>>720400402
Aw shit, John Cashman makes a return

>>720396104
i wanna suck the blood from your bleeding pussy faggot

(rollan)

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>>720400402
Good job OP

you shall do my bidding, as i have slain niggatron prime aswell as giga nigga.

I'M THE SCATMAN

Silence is golden>>720396104

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>>720396104

If dubs, print our her picture, cum on it and send her the result

>>720400402
Fucking faggot OP ignoring all these dubs
>>720398933
>>720399033
>>720397577

>>720400661
rolling for this

Could I convince you to pee in my asshole?

peepee poopoo

>>720400839
Roll

>>720400661
Can't send pictures on tinder

>>720400402
You should consider yourself VERY privileged to me THE John Cashman

THE VOicES MAKKKKE me say in the MINEED thety HURT ME I havE no Theey mAKKE me I wAnt To run No i Never Run HELP. TheY cAN alwayse SEE me INsiDE and if i GET TO Run i HURT more PUT KILL help me I Suffer With EVery moment.

Sooooooo are you gonna send me pictures of your tits or not?

>>720401022
>>720401022
>>720401022

WINRAR!

>>720401022
Finally!

>>720401022
checked

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>>720400661
ROLL
>>720400989
Then upload it and send her a link

Back when I was in college, met up with some friends to do homework assignment at the tech building at around 9am. My dorm was on the west side, theirs on the east. On the grass park on the west side of the tech building there were a bunch of booths put up, like a mini-carnival. Cotton candy, hot dogs, ect. I never saw any announcements for it, but hey, kinda cool. Met up with friends, at about 2 we started getting hungry. I said "hey lets get a hot dog at the little fair thing. They had no idea what I was talking about, so we walked out to....fuck islam. Nothing, it was gone, every last trace of the booths I had seen had been removed.
A decade later and they still give me shit about the "phantom carnival".

YOURE TALKiNG TO THE ROLEX WEARIN' ,DIAMOND RING WEARIN', KISS STEALIN', WHEELIN' DEALIN', LIMOUSINE RIDIN', JET FLYIN' SON OF A GUN! WOOOOOOOOO!

send this op
https://www.xvideos.com/video23851712/caned_wife_hard_caning_crying

>>720400661
Rolling for this.

dont fail us now, op!

I haven't masturbated for more than a year. I'm one of those Nofap nerds. Literally no1 believes me, ever.

Fucked my sisters boyfriend and told her what had happened.
"You're just making that up cause you're jealous I have a boyfriend!"
She's thirty.
Still dating him.
Jokes on her he still cheats on her all the time, just not with me.

>>720401284
Roll

>>720401284
Rawlin

I want you to euthanize me by suffocating me with your gigantic tits.

>>720401566
RIC FLAIR TIME OP

>>720401347
link this thread

>>720401347
>>720401347

Excellent...

>>720401347
Move to another girl, she isn't replying

say "say yes" backwards

>>720398823
shut up faggot

>>720402174
i had to acutally type that out. keked

>>720401634
rerolling

This thread thoooo kekekekek

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Thought the thread died, she finally responded

>>720401634
rererolling, plz kek

also include me in the screencap
>inb4 faggot

>>720403552
new thread new girl?

>>720403552
I'm lurking as a muthafucka kek. I kind of feel bad for this manly bitch...no good comebacks whatsoever.

>>720401634
reroll

>>720403668
this pls

>>720403552
She seems nice. Why do this OP?

Tell her "I'd leave you inside a burning building to save a pig - I hope you die of cancer"

Tell her the sooner she slits her wrists in the bath the better

>>720403552
"What should I watch there?"

>>720403552
I'd rather see yours, imagine they look like a psa on why i should never do steroids

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

>>720404187
rawling

Can I get a pic of the fat rolls where you hide your cake?

>>720404187
reroll

i take back everything i said to you, i would pull the plug on my dying mother if you needed to charge your cell phone

C'mon baby i just want to know if your pepperini nuppals are bigg enough for me to slip them into my burning cock whole.

>>720404075
Tell her she looks like the kind of woman who has two cats and buys 'fight song' on valentines day to motivate her to get into shape to get a boyfriend only to give up and eat cake for breakfast 4 days later

>>720403552
"Just searched there. Only Kaylas without an "h" : /"

>>720404136
Rollin

There was a young man who said though, it seems that I know that I know, but what I would like to see is the I that knows me when I know that I know that I know.

>>720404288
Fuck you

>>720401634
Reroll

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>>720404136
Mad me kek

>>720404187

Rolling for this.

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>>720404288
Unholy Reinheitsgebot, my first dubs, and i'm proud of them!

Check em!

D'as a good day.

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

>>720404187
Rolio

>>720404187
Role

>>720404508
I'm attracted to girls with feminine penises btw

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>>720404416
Fuck you, rulebreaker basterd. Usurping what was rightfully mine.

>>720404358

Fuck you, white knight.

>>720404508
C-cups? Damn a fatty like you should at least have D's. Are you trans?

>>720404508
only one way to prove me wrong, show those bitch tits some light and send me a pic

>>720404187
Roll

>>720404508
Bruh she looks fat as fuck how can she possibly only have C cups?

>>720404761
roll for this

my waifu had DDs

>>720404744
>>720404788
niggers

>>720404788
winrar

>>720404811
winrar!

>>720396104
Oh I do op, i know. i know what to do;

Hey baby what's difference between an onion and yourself?

I won't cry when I cut you into tiny pieces.

Cum on baby lemme milk those pups dry

>>720404744
I said fuck you because it was wasted dubs fuck face
>>720404187
Reroll

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>>720404811

Enough with the yippity yap and let's get to the clippity clap of dem booty cheeks

>>720404926
hahahahaha yessss
thank you OP i earned that one

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>>720404844
Do dis

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAD BETTER POST THAT FUCKING DARTH PLAGUIS COPYPASTA

>>720404788
Winrar

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Send this and call her a nigger

>OP here
BITCH FUCKING UNMATCHED ME KEK

>>720404187
Roll

>>720404926
Trump is great

>>720405144
I don't know what that means.

lead paint chips get a pretty bad rep but they actually taste like raspberry tea. it cant be that bad if they taste like raspberry tea

>>720405232
i think it means blocked basically

>>720405144
op you make my nigth

>>720404891
ROLLING

>>720396104
Would you tickle my pickle for a nickle?

>>720405144
I hate you, I got the roll for the darth plagueis copypasta
>OP confirmed for faggotry

>>720404917
Better then the shit he send since, also true.

Also better then the great majority of this pathetic party here.

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>>720405232
means thread is dead

>>720405232
It means she deleted me, I can't send anymore messages or even see the old ones

>>720405320
REEEEEEEE roll

>>720405358
Too bad, good thread op there was some high quality dubs

>>720405358
Plz get new grill and do this again

>>720405326

>>720404788
First
>>720404811
Second

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>>720404520
Jesus dude

>>720405555
Nice quads

>>720404508
Got some bars for you,
Got winrars to boot,
Bitch look like a pig with a wig
The color of dad's cig teeth
Pussy is a sheath
For my sword, whored
Make my dick sored
White trash,
Got a truck for this cuck
Tryna get sum fuk

I got copypasta
Tasta my pasta
Shit'll be so cash
When I smash in your ass
All about that upside down bass
Can't find your face
Under that layer of chin
That layer of sin
And a belly of gin

>>720405555
Quads check.

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tfw non helpful strangers

new thread new girl plz

>>720404926

Oh jesus well that was good fun while it lasted hah

Post link to this thread. Then say this was all a joke and now we want to see those tits. If she says no tell her that you'll be coming to her house.

>>720406474
reroll

>>720405659
Not bad.

>>720405555
Kek'd n Czech'd

>>720405659
reroll on this fella

>>720397441
Fucking kek

if you don't send tits I will murder your family

>>720407621
reroll

>>720407621
threads over nigga