ITT: Shit tier 'murrican 'food'

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>>720382384
We do this with pancakes too.

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Where my doorag boys at?

>skin lookin ashy playa

>>720384163
Ats a black puddin min, get yer sel up tae the broch for a wee chip butty n a bakokees pal

Don't have an image handy, but how about those Celeste pizzas for one? Don't have any idea how I even stomached those as a kid, never mind thought they were good.

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Pigmeat !!!

>>720384589
Hijikata?

>>720385085
yeah, i am hijikata. do you remember about the 1000$ you owe me? ill give you my paypal whenever you are ready.

>>720384853
Do you watch the wolfe pit

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>>720385271
>spam
>shit tier
Someone had a crackhead of chef for a parent growing up.

>>720385271
Fuck you, stop posting spam

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>>720385324
>murrica

>>720382540

Alot of the in the UK.

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>>720382384

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Deep fried butter.
Only in America.

>>720382722
how do you get a gold account?

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>>720385751
that actually looks decent from a can.

>>720385751
>sausage
>beans
>america
Goddamn nigger., guess you've never had an english breakfast.
Only thing missing is puddin' and some bubble and squeak.

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>>720385840
>Only in America.

>>720383946

Why is this a thing? Isn't just the leftovers of the beer making process turned into a paste? I mean I've had pickled herring but THIS i don't get.

>>720382384
your mother's pussy

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>>720382384

This and nacho cheese in a jar is impossible to find in canada.

>>720385930
>only in Scotland.
Fixed it.

ITT: food nobody actually eats

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>>720382384
It takes 10 minutes to make an actual fucking waffle that tastes better than these shits.

>>720383367
False advertising. That kid would never know who his father is.

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>>720385917
Had one, disgusting.

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>>720382384
What the fuck is wrong with you OP?

Easy Cheese is fucking delicious

>>720383946
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, there is NOTHING wrong with Marmite

>>720384323
Hey everybody loves to eat Little Debbie.

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>>720384589
I am shocked and appalled.

>>720385930
8/10 would eat.

>>720386588
when I was a kid it was like fuck yeah little debbie i my lunch box. now those plastic chocolate flavored things with the dry cake don't do anything for me. nutty bars are still cool

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ITT foreigners take our advertising campaigns as fact rather than a cash grab
>tfw "dumb america" meme is still a meme

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Heart attack in a stick.
Yum!!

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>>720386791
oh yeah? well...

>>720386588
Even as a kid I hated Little Debbie cakes but then again I've always hated sugary foods including candy. So I'm not the atypical child I guess.
>inb4 someone asks why
Excess amounts of sugar can trigger seizures in epileptic patients, just like low blood sugar levels can. Theres a balance between the two and your body forms your tastes around seeking that balance out.

>>720386305
all waffles taste the same, eggos just seem slightly more of water

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>>720386981
>tfw America is so "dumb" that every other country wants to be America

let's make a shit-tier eurofag food thread..oh wait we'd have to post every europeen dish to ever exist(Except italian)

>>720386762
No, sorry, even the power of Frank cannot shake me from loving Marmite

>>720387190
>epileptic patients

you could have just said you were retarded anon.

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>>720387355
I am American and I like Marmite.

Branston Pickle too.

>>720387190
I loved sugary shit like twinkies, hohos, moon pies, etc.
as a kid..., and I HATED Little Debbie garbage.

>>720387134
this cake is superb.

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>>720385828
Stfu niggers i'll kill you

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>>720387400
There is not nearly enough cat meat on this for it to be chinese.

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>>720382384
shits so good

>>720383834
>The snack you can say 'yes' to!
Top kek

>>720387337
A lot of the food posted here is European.

>>720387561
To be fair, chef boyardee Mac and cheese is fucking awful.

>>720387527
Its weird because those cakes are basically the same as all the other foods you listed, yet somehow they're considered worse than the others. Twinkies though, thats just bad all around. Bad taste, bad texture, bad concept, bad ingredients, just bad.

>>720386305
Cinnamon Eggo waffles are GOAT though.

>>720387235
True, if you don't add anything interesting to the batter. I like to add extra egg to the batter and bits of bacon or sausage.

>>720384589
You pick the fruit and eat it.
You don't start stuffing it with fat.

>>720385271
OP said American, not Hawaiian. Trump dumped the two stragglers. Lower 48 are going to be beautiful.

>>720382384
>>When an american shits on british food

jellied eels are better than anything ITT and jellied eels are fucking mouth cancer.

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>>720387822
Adding bacon to waffles is meme af anon.

>>720387854
jesus fucking christ aspic is so gross.

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>>720387868
these were simpler times i guess.

>>720386981
America itself is a meme though. Hence why it has a meme as president.

>>720385529
>Beef
>Red shit
>Which one of you pussies menstruated on dinner!

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>>720382384

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>>720387945
Nope. You're very, very wrong.

>>720387758
>Twinkies
But the whole country had a collective shit-fit when they were temporarily unavailable.

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>>720385930
Came.

>>720387950
What's wrong with that? Your meme is meme af.

>>720388026
Apparently the Swedish.

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>>720388027
thread has taken a turn.

>>720386351

Because that's his big brother, not his father

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I think we are all missing the point here.

All these people bitching about how American food is shit are probably from starving countries.

U jelly bro? Don't hate the well fed because your bullshit socialism didn't work out so well for you.

>>720388000
nice digits

the rest of the world will catch up soon enough. Y'all have to follow our trends ya know.

>>720382540
pretty sure that is not "American" food

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>>720387990
Jep
Sadly, a bunch of marxist faggots promote fatty shit because "muh feelings".

>>720388329
Most of the food on here is European. Never knew they served blodplättar in the states.

>>720383109
that's not shit tier, that's not shit tier at all

>>720388261
Well, that would be a goat then.

>>720383481
>now with real cheese
then what the fuck was used before ?

>>720388464
Yeah really.

Trump might be a meme president, but come on kids... did you actually LOOK at Kim Jong Il?

Meme presidents are not a new thing.

>>720388557
This looks fucking delicious

>>720382384
I don't what they call it but one of americans favourite desserts is a mixture of coke and ice-cream.

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>>720388329
>Socialism
>Welfare state
I think you are mixing the two mate. Socialism fucks with the market as well as making welfare reforms, the welfare state only makes welfare reforms and keeps fucking with the market to a minimum.

TL;DR: EU is not Venezuela

>>720384589
One of my camp counselors used to put mayo on his pizza. Probably still does. Fucking ruined pizza day for me because I had to sit at the same table.

>>720388771
a float??
those aren't exactly everyday eats.

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>>720388230

I had this the last time it was advertised at Denny's.

...it's legit good.

>>720382384
Bacon and milk chocolate.

>>720386460
how fat are you ?

>>720382384
CHEEEEEEESE FINGERSSSSS

>>720388557
bbq sauce ruined it for me

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I kind of want to try this...

>>720388956
Root beer floats are awesome though.

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most modern food is fucking cancer that will make you a fat piece of shit and kill you in your 40s.

also pic related is my contribution

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>>720388771
not a nigger so i don't know about coke but Root beer floats are a thing

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>>720388922
>>720388600
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>>720388000
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>>720382722

This is now a get theead.... seruoisly.

>>720389070
fuck that looks amazing

>>720388634
Do not ask questions you don't want the answer to

>>720388812
>"1 serving of genetics please"

>>720389045
Not at all actually. 6'1 210.

>>720388634
Hydrogenated milk fats with red dye #1000, and yellow dye 80.

>>720389231
Fucking agreed. Where do they sell this gem of delicious? Taco bell in Detroit doesn't have that.

>>720388634
except it doesnt say NOW

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OK, so the Americans have some shite food, but us Britfags ain't got that much to crow about food wise.

Just for balance

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>>720389316
Bro, that BBQ gives me pic related every time I see it.

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grand mac, large fries and a large diet coke please

>>720389319
alright not exactly fat but if you're not muscular you're leaning on the chubby side

>>720389316
thats paelo right there

>>720389372
people should've tasted that, I mean come on

>>720389568
Grand Mac actually isn't good. The quarter pounder beef they use is flavorless as fuck. Regular big Mac is way better.

>>720389721
fuck me it looks so amazing

this thread is making me lean towards ordering domino's cookies just for the cookies

>>720389589
Reasonably fit. I work for Ford machining axle tubes. Ships heavy, so it keeps you in line shape.

... dad body is a better description. I'm 40.

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>>720382384
you mother fucker

>>720389568
the diet coke meme is pretty funny to me, the only soda i can stomach is fountain diet coke from mcsick. i don't can't any other soda.

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>>720389140
I guess so? Don't you lot have any fear of diabetes? Lol

>>720389711
It just doesn't taste right. All the pieces are there but the ratios are off.

If I had to guess, too much fucking lettuce swamping each bite.

Also meat needs fat to taste good, so as they lower fat, blah.

>>720389842
yea it's a funny joke but there are valid reasons for diet over regular even when eating 500g of fat.

Of course water would be a much much better choice

>>720385930
disgusting

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This.
>cheese

>>720389814
still you got to admit easy cheese is fat peoples food. just like that anon that ate butter straight

>>720389958
Yup.

McDicks never seasons their "meat" well either... so unless you drown it in sauce it's like eating the burger box.

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>>720390034
>Cheese product
that's a very subtle way of saying 'this aint cheese nigga'

>>720389925
Here in the U.S. we embrace our diabetes.

>>720388634
retard, it says "made with real cheese".

>>720390034
"Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product" should have been your giveaway there anon.

American cheese is water soluble plastic with salt and food coloring. Always has been.

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>>720389999
holy shit i got quads

>>720390355
and embraced the world over

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Don't share the site so it gets fixed by snapchat! [website]

>>720388812
deer lord..... i hate drolling

>>720386379
dang. wut?

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>>720389140
Now what the fuck is this

>>720383367
BTW burgerking is a canadian company now

>>720390306
they started to make it with real cheese, i saw it on colbert

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Juice for niggers and trailer trash.

>>720390044
I'm not denying that... but in moderation, it is still rather delicious.

I burn a ton of calories on my job, so fat fuck food is OK for me because I rip through it. I use like 5500 calories a day on average.

>>720387721
It is but it feels my mouf ya feels me

>>720385382
lol fuck off, poorfag.

you consider this good meat?

>>720390501
it's ice cream and rootbeer, you never had one as a kid?

>>720384017
Spotted dick is fucking delicious

>>720388027

HEART ATTACK GRILL IS THE SHIT!

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>>720390536
>Kool aid
>juice

Sugar, water, purple my nigga.

>>720390606
Nah im urobro
So its just root beer with... I guess ice cream?

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>>720389882
>scary
9fag tier

>>720390669
I lived in Vegas, and would go once a week for that 1900 calorie milkshake.

Fucking beyond delicious.

>>720390721
he just fucking said it was you god damn refugee

>>720389476
Id nut blood in your mouth the right side is so fucking good

>>720384323
I want to fuck little debbie

>>720390761
Nigga is this In and Out?

>>720390761
t. east coast shitlord who's never tasted gods heavenly gift.

>>720390721
Root Beer + Vanilla Ice Cream
It's an awesome summer treat.
Best consumed with a "spoonstraw".