Life hack thread

>>720371607
I think you've confused firearms with golf.

i love these threads

Thanks for the life hacks! Need more though, keep posting

>>720372536
kek

>>720372800
What is this supposed to do?

File: image.png (381KB, 523x480px) Image search: [Google]

381KB, 523x480px

>>720372800
Holy shit wtf don't try that. Pic related

>>720373139
I did it loads but nothing has happened so far?

>>720373301
You probably didn't do it right

>>720373139
kek

>>720372745
>bleach
>drain cleaner
Is anyone actually stupid enough to fall for that?

>>720373399
Probably but is it dangerous if I do it right?

>>720373597
Yea obviously hahah

File: 1467335847416.jpg (119KB, 634x960px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 634x960px

https://www.gofundme com/rescue-baby-rottweiler

Pass it on

>>720373597
It forms a bubble in your blood vessles, It will take about 20 mins and when it reaches your heart you will probably die or get a heart attack.

>>720372694
I like this one

>>720373082
Hurt like a motherfucker

>>720373843
So am I gunna die?

>>720373997
This works, can confirm

>>720372800
Oh fuck don't try this my hand turned purple

>>720374121
show nigga

>>720373843
For a bubble to form, it needs gas. You cannot create gas by pressing certain spots on your hand.

>>720374107
Subtle.

File: trollrope.png (56KB, 457x835px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 457x835px

could someone explain the science of this?
i downloaded this pic when i was in highschool and it's been bugging me ever since

File: image.jpg (152KB, 1368x897px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1368x897px

>>720374349
Here's how it looks right now. It seems to be getting worse though

>>720371721
that a goodone

>>720374786
damn

>>720374786
nigga how, no effect on me? do you have to press harder?

>>720371607
You can't curve the path of a bullet this way. It's a myth.
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-possible-to-fire-a-bullet-in-a-curve-like-in-the-movie-Wanted-2008

>>720374961
No clue I just did what it said and my hand started swelling then turned black and blue

>inb4 windows32 speed booster

>>720374711
If you had an infinitely strong rope and pull on it with an infinite force, it would form a straight line between the two people pulling on it, not maintain a constant distance from the surface of the earth.

Without an infinitely strong rope it would either sag under its own weight or break long before the curvature of the earth became a problem.

>>720372454
Really more of a 'death hack,' when you think about it.

>>720371607
>near heart
>trying too hard

I'll bet you a pound to a piece of piss that a yank made this image

>>720374711
Gravity exerts a force on objects towards the center of the earth's mass, even with perfect tension there'd be nothing holding the ring of rope up and it would fall

>>720375235
You could be on to something...

>>720373479
The answer to 'is anyone actually stupid enough' is always, ALWAYS yes.

File: Screen-Shot-2015-12-16-at-10.32.50.png (16KB, 568x242px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 568x242px

These are just Tip Tips.

>>720373803

Probably for the other dude who has lost $10 after you weirdly forgot that he put $20 in the box too.

>>720371607
>>720371639
>>720371669
>>720371688
>>720371721
>>720371749
>>720371781
>>720371825
dumb motherfucker download the file, not the thumbnails

>>720373587
I tried this, but when the cat/toast combo was attached to the rod for the generator, it stopped falling so it wouldn't spin any more. Any ideas?

>>720373697
you fail to point out that one of those things was drawn on paper by a child in a modern day school and another was stamped onto a metal sheet and painted by an organization with influence on the public masses and was the widespread ideology at the time.

comparisons like that are just straight up fucking retarded faggot gtfo

>>720375317
I swear the saying is "I'll bet you a pennies worth a pinch of shit"
that's how my cockney dad told me it

>>720374711
Nothing to explain. Pulling results in the rope being a straight line, not an arc (actually, it will sag towards the ground even if you pull with infinite force and the rope has infinite tensile strength).

File: image.jpg (109KB, 969x762px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 969x762px

>>720374786
>>720372800
Now my arm is getting black and blue.... What do??? I'm actually kinda concerned

>>720375136
sag under it's own weight? I don't think that would happen because it would be taught
You can't have a rope that's both taught and saggy

And I thought of the straight line thing. I figured out it would be either that or it would curve around the earth like in the pic but I can't figure out which it would be because Idk how gravity would affect it.
Can you explain why exactly it would be a straight line other than "cuz gravity"

>>720373452
the army doest do that because the bullet goes too fast, but what people do is in order to tell north/south, they shoot straight up and see the direction the bullet takes, which is north for the nothern countries and south to southern countries.

>>720375325
But for it to fall on one side, it would be forced to go "up" on the opposite side.

>>720375766
You'll be fine homo, you've never gotten a bruise before? It'll turn some weird colors and go away in a few days. Go out to a bar, let some chick see it and ask what happened, and tell her you got it beating up five black guys who tried to mug you. Then bang her and steal money from her purse when she's not looking
>profit
>life hack!

>>720375325
I don't mean that part, I mean the science behind whether or not you would have a taught rope curving around the earth in the first place.

>>720375136 homie here says it would be a straight line

>>720372800
can someone explain what this does?

>>720375769
The longer a rope is, the heavier it is. The heavier it is, the more force it takes to pull it taught. A rope can only take so much force before it breaks. Thus, a rope that is not infinitely strong will eventually either sag or break. This is my utility poles are not spaced miles apart.

File: image.jpg (60KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 500x375px

Yoooooo dead ass me and my friend did this, shits crazy

>>720375602
It could well be in London. I've personally never heard that, though. Be from t'north.

Around here we say what I said. Probably for the alliteration.

>>720376055
Apparently fucks up your hand/arm

>>720375820
is that why they ended up in afghanistan and iraq while none of the 9/11 were from either?

>>720375575
Attach a magnet to both the toast and the cat.
Then drop the cat/toast mechanism and build aa frame, to which you wrap copper wire all the way around. Make sure not to disturb you cat/toast mechanism, any slight disturbance may cause the mechanism to slowly progress in a direction rather than maintaining stationary orbit.

>>720372800
holy FUCK ive never fallen for one of these before FUCK YOUUUUU

>>720375731
I don't understand this.
How can a rope be both taught and saggy?
And why would it be in a straight line and not an arc?
don't say nothing to explain and then not explain anything u jellyjabber

>>720375766
Shit anon you will be dead in about an hour ,sorry.

>>720376077
ok i get it

could you explain the straight line thing then
why would gravity cause it to stay straight rather than curve

>>720372694
holy fuck this would totally work

>>720371607
cant you do that with spinbot

>>720375594
No they are necessary, these children will one day grow up with these fucked up ideologies, and one day maybe bronze mass produced bit of metal will be made saying "No non-coloured allowed".
Using the tactics of racists to fight racism is like using acid to cool a flame burn.

>>720375766
call amblamps, you dun goofed.

>>720375766
the blood will soon clot anon go hospital

File: image.jpg (68KB, 818x632px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 818x632px

i definitely didn't think anything would happen. It actually worked. Holy shit. Pic very related

>>720371607
the bullet won't spin faggot

>>720376329
no, for that they followed the planes track as if they didnt land vertically on the towers.

>>720376873
Bruhhhhhhhh you done goofed too lmao

>>720376362
there is not even one legitimate life hack in this entire thread, yet you decided to be stupid.

yall are fools for actually trying that hand thing
>>720376873
>>720375766
>>720374786
>>720373139

>>720375766
go to hospital retard

>>720374711
>implying the earth is round

File: There's Real Work to Do.jpg (41KB, 348x395px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 348x395px

>>720371607

>>720372800

hang on a sec, tingle sensation starting

>>720376479
it wouldn't.

>>720376368
the exerced forces on the rope form a line, they dont follow gravity if the rope

>>720375766
Hahahahahahaha

File: 1480539733659.jpg (68KB, 864x618px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 864x618px

god fucking damn i have missed troll science images

whichever anon is posting them i fucking love you /b/ro

>>720372800
Noting happened

>>720373587
I have two problems with this
1)In the diagram shown, the toast should be strapped on the under side of the cat with butter against the belly
2)Dick stuck in air-turbine, no generator found.exe

>>720373843
Please no

File: image.png (243KB, 722x606px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 722x606px

>>720377454
Ur welcome

>>720375766
ingest semen seems to work for me.

>>720373803
I'm actually trying to Figure this Out.
But i'm Tired af and don't get it

>>720377525
using a 5 gallon bucket works actually.

>>720373997
nigga that's the choking game. which is a super fun way to get high

>>720375331
>>>720375235
>Probability becomes 2/4 -> 1/2

>>720373342
Question, why does putting a toaster in a bath electrocute you?

Surely the shortest path for the electricity is the short gap across the +ve and -ve wires to the other side and back down the wire?

Need more threads like this one

>>720377614
you each throw 20 in the box so you are both out 20 dollars now sell him the box for 30, because there is 40 in the box, but 20 of it is his. so when you get the 30 bucks you make back your twenty plus 10 dollars and he makes get his 20 back plus yours but he is just getting his money back but minus 10.


youre not tired anon you are just a dense motherfucker. well we do need roadworkers in the world glad we have you.

>>720377886
Its just a myth that it eletrocutes you, tried it myself. Do it and you will see.

>>720377127
fucking hate you

>>720376055
>>720373139
>>720375766

Internal bleeding to your hand/arm basically.

>>720378101
It's on a cycle. The fifth one does it right

>>720372694
reminds me of those old troll physics threads

>>720377614
You start with $50.
You put $20 in the box
You now have $30.
You spend $30 on the box with $40 in it.
You're down $10.

Meanwhile, the other guy puts $20 in the box, and gets $30, meaning he took $10 from you.
Better be a nice fucking box.

>>720378134
That's what I thought but how? Are you damaging an artery or a vein or something doing this

>>720377852
lulwut?

your probability is 2/4 no the lotto has odds of 1:5000000 you have more luck being struck by lightening twice in the same day than hitting the lotto.

>>720378248
I think that's where I got it from actually

>>720377390
>>720377278
>>720377128
I did not anticipate this level of retardation
one nigger didn't even finish his post
rip good days of /b/, i'm taking this shit to sci
at least i'll get some answers there

>>720372694
Reminds me of those dank troll physics threads

Anyone got any "get a girlfriend" life hack for a friend? He's a virgin and i am worried for him and his sexual health.

>>720377852
also you forgot to factor in the bullshit free tickets and 2 dollar winners so you can "win" but not the jackpot so your probability is invalid

>>720378303
yeah at the very least a vein

>>720375235
not necessarily wrong other than the obvious 2 choices.

Take this:

the USA's MegaMillions lotto is a 1/258,890,850

this means without taxes, if the Mega Million Jackpot ever goes above $258,890,850 then you could presumably buy every combination, win and still profit (assuming nobody else wins when you do this)

Now here's the fun part:

>Annuity:
Because the only way to get the full jackpot is via annuity, otherwise the instant cashout would be 60% of the jackpot. This means the jackpot would need to be bigger than $431,484,750 to profit

>Taxes
Now, including taxes, a payout of $258,890,850 (remember we are taking the instant cashout) would be taxed significantly, assuming one of the 7 states that don't tax income, it would come out to only $152,735,856.35

To profit after taxes you would need at least $438,896,000 payout, this would correspond to 731,493,400 jackpot

never been that high, but within lotteries, it isn't unheard of
powerball had an over $1billion dollar payout about a year ago (though powerball is $2/ticket)

>>720377852
Probability becomes 3/4, see:
Possible outcomes:
1w 2w
1w 2l
1l 2l
1l 2 w
In 3 of the 4 possible outcomes, you win atleast once.
Still high chance to win, got a lot of cash doing this.

>>720378395
>for
>a
>friend

>>720372694
sooo.. what stops this from working?

>>720371607
so why would pulling your arm out make a bullet curve in ?

>>720378479
yeah my friend is also has severe acne and is a psychopath.

>>720377069
did someone say "hand thing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE

>>720378617
fuck yea

>>720377886
it pops the circuit breaker. also water is very resistant actually, the reason why its as conductive as people think is due to atmospheric dirt or metal added in the water that goes in the water that conducts eletricity. but say your breaker didnt pop it would work because 120 is not enough voltage to travel thru your body, might make you tingle a bit but not kill. 440 is death.

>>720378488
The fact that Tyrone stole your bike

>>720378488
the dubs, that what stop it.

File: how to triforce.jpg (113KB, 519x390px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 519x390px

ITT gullible faggots of all shapes and sizes
when baiting bait leads to baits baited by baiters baiting with epic baits

>kathybates.jpg

such great thread much nostalgia

File: overkek.gif (981KB, 300x192px) Image search: [Google]

981KB, 300x192px

>>720375766
youre actually going to die

>>720373452
lead is not magnetic

>>720378658
Pure H2O is resistant, but unless you're literally bathing in Zero water, your water will be very conductive.
And being wet makes the required milli-amps for electrocution fall.

>>720378449
You don't belong here cunt

>>720378749
  ▲
▲ ▲

>>720378886
Fuck you motherfucker

>>720378488
not being on a down slope

>>720378749
>>720378918
Holy shit it worked

>>720374337
>Careful not to spill on your clothes!

File: 1471805317887.gif (497KB, 245x200px) Image search: [Google]

497KB, 245x200px

>>720378674
holy fuck my sides anon
i haven't kek'd this hard at a post in a long while
i will save these tears of joy and remember you always

>>720378919
No u

>>720378877
one milliamp is enough to stop your heart.

again it still wouldnt work, also majority of houses use the water drain pipe as a ground so your tub is metal hooked to a groud so it wouldnt work.

>>720378918
>>720378948
well done anon
and now you know the secret to the tri force

>>720379018
No u

>>720371607
>"Haha it's not actually the said thread" thread
Sadly the only good meme these days on 4chan.

>>720379217
Kys u literal sack of shit

>>720378749
△
△holy shit it worked △

>>720376976
How did you get my banana bread recipe?

>>720379278
Haha he said literal but him and I both know it's not the right way of using literal. hahahaha

>>720374107
LOL how to blow up a niehborhood

File: Minorities.jpg (89KB, 545x547px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 545x547px

>>720375594
It nearly shows the ability of the 2 different groups.

File: LondonMarket.webm (1MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x360px

>>720376137

>>720379582
50 mg of nitroglycerin won't blow up a neighborhood, it will barely blow up your microwave

File: images-342332.png (181KB, 253x450px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 253x450px

Use [website] before it gets patched fellow /b/ros!
Share pics that you got here

File: 1481183920218.jpg (9KB, 320x308px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 320x308px

>>720379460

>>720376193
This is all wrong.

>>720379437
didn't kek at the original post
but you anon
you got a kek out of me
+1 internets to you

>>720379831
No thanks I just had a health shake.

>>720379876
Faggot

>>720375553
Those are full images, you probably just can't load it because your internet sucks dick

File: HAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.gif (987KB, 229x176px) Image search: [Google]

987KB, 229x176px

>>720376976
fucking lost so hard

>>720379584
Wouldn't this mean 92% of white people will stop having sex? How would anyone know that?
That's a pretty big, unbelievable phenomenon if you ask me.

>>720379838
No it isn't?

>>720378749
What the fuck??? It didn't work and now my dad's work computer won't turn on! He'll be home any minute!!

File: Fixed.jpg (110KB, 722x606px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 722x606px

>>720377525
i worked out a few of the kinks in this

File: 1484870703570.jpg (6KB, 231x218px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 231x218px

Please update.
>>720375766
I feel bad for you.

>>720379732
You do know that's what's used in TNT right?

>>720380084
the computer is done for

>>720380097
Wat

>>720379722

i fucking hate islam halal meat. cunts should be erased from the earth

>>720371721
Kek

>>720378365
Talking about retardation when you can't seize the concept of gravity, which any object with a mass is submitted to

>>720380145
no it isnt

it is used in dynamite

TNT and dynamite are two very different things

File: 5 Things I Hate About You.jpg (37KB, 480x370px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 480x370px

>>720371607
> 5 tips you can't live without

>>720375731
The rope wont be sagging the plant would be curving, fuck you are a moron for replying on that comment , but are even dumber for what you said.

>>720375594
You got some weak bait there anon

holy Fuck!>>720379722