I'm Lucifer Ask me Anything.

>>720364918
>no 666
I have my doubts...

How many Goldfish brand crackers can you fit in your anus?

>>720365025
Your place is waitin for you in hell boy.

>>720364918
what kind of stereo works best in hell?

When are you finally going to nail Detective Decker?

>>720364918
Why Did You Tell Eve To eat The fruit?

>>720364918

Can we have a dump of femdom demonesses?

>>720365094
Do i have to wait until then to find out how many Goldfish brand crackers you can fit in your ass?

>>720365106
The one that is in 11.

>>720365150
Maybe,next year.

Did you create women?

>>720365161
Because i wanted to show to Him,that he can be perfect,but his creations not.

>>720364918
Does spider have pusspuss?

>>720365348
Yes.

How the fuck is Soros still alive?

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>>720364918

he is until i get there and take over

Will you ever die?

>>720365472
No,kek

>>720365492
Yes,evrything has "pusspuss".

>>720365553
I like him,he's a cool guy.

>>720365567
If He died,yes.

>>720365530
Tough shit, faggo. Grab a bag of Goldfish brand crackers and start stuffing and counting.

>>720365717
So you really ARE Lucifer.

>>720365759
who's he?

gimme a straight answer you fucking slime

Why are you answering questions on an anonymous image board?

>>720365994
God.

>>720366038
God died?

>>720364918
Am I going to hell?

>>720366068
No,if i still here,is because he's alive.

>>720366168
So you're immortal (in as far as any being can be)?

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>>720364918
R u good or bad? you punish bad ppl?

>>720366239
Yes.

Lucifer, why haven't you put your son, the Anti-Christ, among us yet? I want this whole thing to be over please.

>>720366330
I'm evrything that he's not,if kill thousand babes is good for Him,i not kill thousand babes.

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>>720364918
I used to think you were cool, then you let Trump win. I'm converting to bhuddism now.

>>720366426
ahahaha,wait more dude,let me have some more fun before.

>>720366523
I not like Trump,was to Hillary win.

Trump is a good man,i not like good men.

>>720364918
Since you know the guy maybe you can answer this.
Can God make a stone so heavy even He cannot lift it?

>>720366122
Answer me!

>>720366644
yes if he wanted to

>>720366644
No,if he make a stone infinetely heavy,he will win,because he has infinite strongness.

>>720364918
Tell me, what sins are the most common in hell?

>>720366626
thats some fantastic english right there.

>>720366122
No,but your father will.

>>720366122
If u don't delete your cp

>>720366849
Murder.

What is the lake of fire really like? I mean...do you just sit there burning in hell until you have something to do on earth?

>>720366871
Give him a break. He only speaks Latin and Aramaic.

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>>720366925
NEVER!

>>720366799
>>720366822
Both of these answers are wrong if God is actually Omnipotent.

>>720366952
Come find out.

>>720364918
What's your opinion on pepperoni chicken pizza?

>>720364918
Why do you keep shitposting in /bbg/ and /dsg/?

>>720367078
Thing of the Devil.