What film should I watch with someone I want to fuck?

>>720357174
porn

Or the notebook. heard it was good for that

No porn

>>720357174
The Thing

The bee movie

Pulp fiction worked for me

Zebraman

>>720357174
actually horror works the best, watch Switch since it just came out

Literally anything. If it's consensual sex you're after.

If it's non consensual then I recommend a movie called Réalité

The constant screaming and moaning throughout most of the movie is perfect

nothing is conclusive .... it all just seems to lead nowhere. it all seems so empty. death is final.

>>720357174

if cannibal holocaust doesn't get the job done, you're out of luck.

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>>720358211

120 days of sodom

>>720358399
yeah.....

>>720357229
>the notebook
This is confirmed true. If this girl is on the fence about fucking and you need a movie to help you out, pretty much any ultra chick movie will work fine. Fifty Shades of Grey, Titanic, Notebook, etc. Depending on age, maturity, and emotional range, shit like Twilight or The Hunger Games works as well.

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Thx for all the (more or less) useful answers

>>720357621
this

>>720358747
18

2 girls one cup all day long

>>720357174
40 year old virgin.
The irony will be strong

>>720357621
Top Kek anon

Take her out and see The Space Between Us

>>720357174
braindead

Room in Rome.

>>720357174
weekend at bernies...
really

>>720357174
hard candy

Freddy got fingered

>>720361039
I know who posted this, how ya been

ok so im confused.

you want to have sex with a woman.....

so

your going to watch a movie with her instead.....

ok i dont get it.

usually when me and a girl wanna fuck we just go at it a few times with nothing else in the way but prehaps taking off some clothing.

your doing it wrong m8.

you bring her into the room, then u basically rape the fuck out of her for a good while.

thats how you have sex.

all you need is like a bed and not be bothered, preferably.

its always odd when ppl walk in on you fucking a ho.

Shrek 2, no joke. Works with 9 out of 10 women.

>>720361513
You type like you're secretly gay.

A Serbian Film

>>720361429
not bad, hows your good self

>>720361826

maby id fuck a hot guy or trans.

but you know what, i think your just a butthurt little virgin.

hows it feel to know i probably fucked a few ho's around 1000 times, sometimes 3-4 times a day. 2 of em became strippers.

so you can go on now and drink some bleach like a good little faggot.

or just continue that mcdonalds job for a few more years until you build up the courage.

>>720362119
You got really defensive there. It's OK if you like dick, man.

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>>720362119
>>720362119
Unphased. Try again

Dude , if shes really into fuckin and so are you , then the film doesnt fucking matter trust me.
Real life new fags

>>720362385

actually im just talking shit and your trying to feign off your denial with calling me defensive. thats fucking sad, have some dignity you iq 90 trash.

actually you just got raped and really should think about killing yourself, man to man, im not even kidding, stop being such a pussy.

who would miss you or care, probably not the world.

>>720362096
Eh. Kind of want to kill myself, but otherwise good

>>720362558

should do it.

>>720357543

I should know better by now, but I've shown this film to like 6 women at this point. I keep getting excited that maybe they'll think it's amazing, too. Only one has finished the film.

>>720362430

welp, thats usually how it goes with denial & lack of dignity, too lazy to change so you'd rather hide from it.

>>720362519
>you iq 90 trash
Gotta love irony.
I can tell you're really straining yourself to come up with those long winded responses. Maybe you should take a break?

>>720362430
Haha, he thought you were me. Sad!

>>720357174

A Serbian Film (released in 2010)

>>720362685
Correct. What else?

>>720357174
Star wars. And then in the middle of the movies you ask her if she "want to grab your light saber"

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>>720357174

all i want to do is just peel her booty shorts to the side and inhale the fuck out of that stank.. god damn

>>720363084
Does your mom know you're skipping classes?

>>720357174
Zack and Miri Make a Prono
Magic Mike
Don Jon

>>720358066
kek

>>720363261
im not skiping class im with ur mom lul

Blue is the Warmest Color

>>720363473
Oh, tell her I said hi

Daisy's destruction :)

>>720361905
cant go wrong with that one

irreversibel

>>720363539
She cant respond her mouth is full

>>720357174
requiem for a dream

>>720357174
kuso