Just curious... Have you fucked someone famous, /b/?

>>720345161
no, but who is that they look familiar

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>>720345213
never mind i found them

>>720345255
You should probably schedule an appointment with an optometrist

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>>720345408
>optometrist
the resemblance is uncanny tho

>>720345255
>>720345601
First day here, tumblr? Grow up, little girl lol

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>>720345803
did i hit a nerve?

>>720345803
nah... comparing a girl with a man... probably anon is gay

I cucked Kari Byron's husband. He was into it. I would walk my dog every day on Judah St and started joining her walking her kid in a stroller. We talked a lot and got coffee and stuff a few times a week. We'd always talk about sex clubs and raunchy shit. Went to dinner with her at B Star and she told me her husband was an artist cuck. Decided to go for it. Her tits were great and she made me cum like three times. Husband came in halfway through and we spitroasted her.

>>720345161
Lexi Belle
Ariana Marie (she was robotic and had no emotion)

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>>720345991
this is now an mj thread, dumping

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>>720346072

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>>720345991
Maybe. Looks like anon has too much pics of Michael Jackson lol.

>>720346050
>Lexi Belle
story of it?

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>>720346123

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>>720346123
don't be so mean with the poor troll

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>>720346337
he was very popular among the asians

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>>720346337
leave the troll alone kek

I once jerked off my dick, it was magical

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>>720346695
and the mexicans

>ITT
>troll being savagely trolled
only on /b/

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Not exactly famous but quite well known in the UK many years ago.

>>720345161
That is one ugly troll face 'girl'

>>720345991
12 years old tumblr girl for the win. I doubt any gay will have such a bad taste.

>>720347031
Who is that semen demon?

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>>720346974
>savagely
I take it you've never acquired million dollar rights to a beloved pop group's record catalog.

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>>720346974
very funny thread indeed

>>720346274
Who's that black guy?

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>>720347128
Leah Harper. She was a glamour model in the UK about 20 years ago.

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>>720347242
rick james

>>720346166
>He pay the prostitute
>He fuck the prostitute

Coolest story ever

>>720347300
>Leah Harper
nice boobs !

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>>720347242
>>720347302

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>>720345161
I jackhammered mama from Good Times in the ass

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>>720347302
>>720347365

>>720347300
Was she a good fuck?

>>720347365
That's Eddie Murphy impersonating Rick James.

>>720347451
not really

Always wonder was the point of trolling at /b/... like, anybody cares.

>>720347484
How so? What happened?

>>720347448
The real Rick James.

>>720347531
well basically what happened was she came over to my place and then
MICHAEL J. JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>720347644

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>>720347451
She was only 16 at the time so a bit inexperienced. I was young then too so I was too. But she wanted it all the time.

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>>720347666
well deserved demonic trips

>>720347502
Usually, it's a way of keeping thread bumped. You know, /b/ is really fast and threads got 404'd in no time. Probably troll it's OP himself.

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>>720347707
probably

>>720347680
>But she wanted it all the time.
That's hot. You need to elaborate this... Was she into anal, rough sex too?

>>720347793
So, are you OP? God, that's not autistic at all. Never change, /b/ hahaha

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>>720347811
had thriller just come out on the vinylz

Yes.

Andrea Corr.

after a gig in Dublin, I got invited backstage because my friend was a keyboards player with a band who had been their support artists the last tour.

We got talking (I also knew the next door neighbour of her sister, Sharon, who lives in Belfast and is married to a barrister, who strangely once represented me in a traffic accident case - Ireland is a really small place - so I had met Sharon before and her kids played with my nephews in the park)

so about half one, I offer to get her another drink, and she says ok, but bring it to me over by the lifts, I have to go to the bathroom forst....

meet her there, she has pressed the button for the lift, we go up two floors, her suite - great night.

weird though, she had botoxed her face so much that it hardly moved.

but she was lovely.

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>>720347894
you will find that people change over the years

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>>720347811
My memory's a little hazy as it was so long ago but there was no anal, and I'm not into being rough. She just wanted to get down to it within minutes of arriving at my flat. She always dressed super sexy.

>>720347903
famous, not random singer

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>>720347479
Dave Chapelle

>>720347573

>>720347903
cool story. lol'd with the botoxed face

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>>720348042
>famous singer
you guys are be begging for it and im gonna give it to you

What's up with the Michael Jackson's faggot?

>>720348042
40 million albums sold world wide - I think that counts as famous.

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>>720348304
idk he's out of control, right?

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>>720348326
40 million huh, that's cute

>>720348201
it was sort of freaky.

I mean, I know she was enjoying it - noisy enough and not faking it, but if it wasn't for the facial flushing and the hard nips, it would be hard to tell...

>>720348304
OP is bumping his own thread. Yeah, /b/tards are so weird sometimes.

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>>720348447
I don't know what's so weird about a distinguished successful, extravagant, pop sensation, other than a little touchy touchy under the covers.

>>720348382
more than you ever sold.

(also, Andrea Corr is better looking than any woman you ever fucked)

but console yourself with pictures of a half nigger who stole all his moves from Bob Fosse int eh little prince, and who you never met.

>>720348565
you are insane OP
what a funny thread lol

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>>720348598
oh i shall

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>>720345161
yeah

>>720348622
Yup. At first I thought the Michael Jackson dude was trolling, but its OP actually. And thread is very funny. Nice work, OP. Keep posting more crazy stuff.

>>720348403
Brutal... Did you came inside her?

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>>720345255
>>720345601
>>720345955
>>720346072
>>720346088
>>720346102
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>>720347140
>>720347302

Are you >pic related?

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>>720349038
it's time to come home Macaulay

>>720345161
Yes

>>720348622
Samefag>>720348714


>17 posters
>34 replies

Stop replying to your own thread OP "OH JEEZ OP IS FUNNY XD XD"

Your thread sucks ass, you schizo cunt

>>720349134
I find it disturbing how his face is a much different complexion than his hands.
Is this why michael jackson wore white gloves? Because he couldn't bleah his hands?

I refuse this nigga had a disease that turned him white

>>720349145
go on

>>720349167
34 replied? It's 76

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>>720349167
you're dumb

>>720349292
I mean't OP has at least replied to half of these posts answerig his own quwstions to bump this thread

>>720349294
Samefag

>>720349167
What's your problem? It you don't like the thread just don't post here. Can't understand why people posts or lurks threads that they don't like at all.

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>>720349406
serious brain damage perhaps

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>>720345161
yeah!, Your mom, everyone know her on the fatty fuckers association (FFA).
now get back to tumblr.

>>720349320
OP posted all the Michael Jackson pics at least.

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>>720349549
wrong again

>>720349490
>>720349406

Samefag, stfu you bumped your own thread shamelessly to almost 100 posts acting like other people. If you're going to do that to get to the front page, at least don't act like OP is not a faggot, and that he's "amazingly funny XD XD"

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>>720345161
friendly reminder, manlets

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>>720349664
Please direct your eyes to the post above yours

>>720349664
Are you high, bro?

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Wait a fuck someone famous thread and no one has claimed to have fucked Olivia Wilde yet?

Looks like it is up to me!

I grabbed my EDC and my best fedora before heading out to the hottest bar in town where I met her.
When she saw me she came right up to me put her hand on my belt and walked around me while touching it.
It took around 5 minutes for her to make it all the way around because I'm super muscular but all my muscle is in my stomach.
When she was in front she said "I heard you know kung fu and have mastered the 7 penis strike."
I said "Yes, m'lady" and she took me to her room.

I should have green texted. This totally happened!

>>720349759
>dat manjaw
disgusting

>>720346033
Lies, but I want so badly to believe.

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>>720349759
1 shekel has deposited into your bank account, but only 1.

>>720346033
living the dream

>>720349134
Jacko's hand is creepy as fuck.

>>720347903
More details anon. What did you do, what was she into? How she look nude?

>>720348028
That's a glamour model in the UK? lmao

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>>720350527
whats the difference between glamour model and standard shipped in 7 business days model?

>>720350642
Go to hell with your michael jackson spam, OP

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>>720350527
Back in the days before surgery made them all look the same.

>>720350817
You are dumb
see >>720349662

>>720345161

no

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>>720350915
On the contrary I believe surgery can give quite a unique look.

>>720350817
This. Spamming you own thread... Is OP the most retarded OP ever?

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>>720351061
Kek

>>720351061
Okay... Can we talk seriously a bit, please? Why are you trolling your own thread, OP? Not gonna lie, I'm deadly curious. Are you "that" autistic?

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>>720351371
im just having fun

>>720351456
and i am that autistic

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Best mate was banging Alex Best (ex wife of football legend George Best) she drinks in the same boozer as us in Chelsea and we all got talking, been to her place a handful of times

havent fucked anybody

>>720351456
>>720351497
I don't want to sound mean, but I think you need professional help. That's bizarre even for /b/ standards. You need a psychiatrist lol. Period.

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>>720351763
i appreciate the love and support

>>720351938
Good luck with that. And remember, suicide is never the answer.

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>>720352150
of course not why would it be

Oprah was my hand maiden.

>searching thread
>read OP is trolling his thread
what the hell. max autism

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>>720352994
what's your definition of trolling?

>>720353136
brutal

Actually i have not fuck anyone but played "doctor" with one chick who then turns famous in older age, does that count? Actually there is 2 that kind of girls and second girl gived me some hands on

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>>720353437
who?

I fucked Casey Anthony and Patsy Ramsey in a threeway

>>720353595
greentext

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>>720353738
uhh who the fuck is that

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>>720345161
Shame dirty Dan defiled her beyond repair. Icarly was a cutie in her prime.

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>>720354007
this is her only months later
>Shocking...

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>>720354007
She even swallows

>>720345161
i had sex with Magic Johnson

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>>720354574
Oh do i have some stories about Magic Johnson

I fucked Carol Vorderman last year.

>>720354419
Stop bragging, Dan.

>>720354734
story?

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>>720355132
Drinking in a pub last summer.
Pretty quiet.
Hot Milf comes in.
Holyshit.exe
Been fapping to Carol for years.
Just be cool and not autistic.
Jave a bit of a chat. Most famous people like it when you don't make such a big deal about it.
Spend a few hours just chatting and flirting.
End up going back to her hotel.
Fucked her twice that day and again in the morning.

Anything more you want to know?

>>720355446
>>720355446
who is that?

>>720355446
Spit or swallow? Anal? Was she any good?

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>>720355446
no pics no proof

>>720355565
Swallow.
Yes.
Very.
I thibk I blew her mind when I licked her arse during a 69.

>>720355699
>implying I care man.

>>720354007
He look like a fat ryan reynolds

>>720355746
Did you came inside her asshole too?

What's up with all the Michael Jackson pics, by the way.

>>720355914
Nah.
Down throat.
In condom and over her arse.

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>>720355799
no pics of licks no proof of foof

Who the fuck is carol

>>720354007
>sausagefingersgropingherasshole.jpg
Poor girl, but what a lucky bastard. Wonder how many times did he came on her feet. He is living the Hollywood dream.

>>720355914
OP is autistic, don't worry about the pics.

>>720355956
Shame. Bareback anal is awesome.

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>>720356150
I am autistic don't worry about the pics but they are here to stay i hired several chinese to post mj pics day and night until /b/ becomes known as mj land

>>720356313
You just remember that suicide is never the answer.

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>>720356442
no need to repeat yourself

>>720356510
Better safe than sorry. You looks really insane, honestly.

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>>720356699
oh why's that?

WTF is going on ITT