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Ask a guy who hasn't had sex for over 4 years now anything.

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Ask a guy who hasn't had sex for over 4 years now anything.
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That's about half of the average 4chan user...
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>>720341443
Disgusting tits..

Too large, ugly ass nipples, hanging and flapping around.. just fucking disgusting.
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>>720341532
hey look, found the faggot
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>>720341443
she looks like the cover model for "No Ass Weekly" magazine
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psh. I'm going on 19 years (yes I am 19) because I'm a fatass.
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Ask a guy who hasn't had sex in over 9 years now anything.
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>>720341532
I'm agree with this but i'm still in love with her and once or twice i even fapped at her
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>>720341443
For years, that's cute mate. Try for 29 years on for size.
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>>720341443
i haven't had sex since april 15th 2012, get at me retard.. 4 years LMFAO

btw, are we talking about just vaginal? or oral too? oral i have had more recently
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>>720341587
Just because you are horny enough to fuck even the ugliest of chicks, doesn't make me a faggot but you a loser.
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Goddamn:(

Haven't had sex in 4 1/2 years. 21 now. Last time I had sex was the summer when i was 17. Before then I had had sex with five different girls, from 16 to 17. I don't know what happened :( I've grown considerably more interesting and fit since then, but I just can't make it happen
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>>720341634
Who Is she?
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>>720341743
don't know, i just had this webm
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>>720341676
Four* sorry
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Im all for tendering for professional help to break that kind of drought.

Sometimes getting one away improves your outlook.

>whore up anon
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Who the last guy you banged
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>>720341603
The count doesn't start until your first sex, until then you're just a virgin
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>>720341532
Thanks for sharing!
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>>720341443
wanna fuck? idc if you say no homo, i wont tell you wont
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>>720341743


wish i knew
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>>720342200
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alyssaatnight
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>>720341443
>>720341603
>>720341607
Why don't you guys just find a guy to fuck? There's plenty of bottoms out there with nice asses who would love to have you rail them
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>>720342252
>>720342200
AlyssaAtNight

someone found out who she was and stopped showing off her tits all together
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>>720341443
since nobody is asking:
Do you ever stop feeling worthless because of it? It's been 2 years for me, and it's still got me down.
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>>720341532
if that girl would give you a bj on a sunday summer mroning and smile at you, like she means it, you would feel ashamed of you shallow your describtion of her breast was back then
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>>720342317
I fuck female prostitues and guys I find online but I still feel like I'm going through a dryspell ( not op here)
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>>720341443
How old are you? Do you have your own place?
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>>720341443
>4 years

You are but a baby! Why would I ask a child anything other than the marital status of their parent?

Come back when you have hair on your chest and your third testicle drops.
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>>720342334
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>>720341443
i had no sex for 21 years now what
faggot
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Four years? Amateur, I've never had sex at all.
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>>720341532
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>>720341443
im going on 7 years here m8, not a virgin either
have you finaly abandoned women and come to the senses of a self fufilling life?
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>>720343638
Yes. 3 years ago. Not looking for a gf neither to be honest. At this moment I'm just living my life, that's all.
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>>720341532
So says one guy that has never had sex to another that says he hasn't had sex in 4 years. Go back to your basement ass fag
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4 years is not a big deal for 4chan
I have gone 8 at a time, currently on 2

Just get on a campaign of self improvement, and start dating without fear of failure. Know that you are going to fail some % of the time, and just do not worry about it, if it's 50% 75% or even 99% it's a given that you will succeed eventually. Statistically, even if you are overweight and uncharming that is some % of women's fetish.
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>>720343638
Went about 6 years until a couple months ago, hooked up with a cute little 18 y/o stoner chick.

Best part is her boyfriend is one of my managers' sons so every time I look at him I have to try not to laugh at him because I cucked him and he has no idea.
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>>720341532
>Too large
>ugly ass nipples
100% faggot
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>>720341443
Ask a guy who hasn't had sex for over 18 years now anything.
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>>720342252
>>720342200
>>720341443
Moar?
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>>720341443
>4 years
bitch please. 8 here.
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>>720341443
>5 months

Meh, I really don't give a fuck, women are disgusting trash
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>>720342571
closing on 3 years here
never gave a fuck but I don't like people so ye
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>>720341532
donald will catch you and send you to the concentration camps for being this gay
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>>720341443
How is it being 4 years old on the Internet
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>>720341443
there's a thread of this girl still on /gif/
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>>720341532
enjoy that hard cock in your ass
and let us non faggots enjoy tits please.
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>>720348103
>8 years
Fuck off mate, 20yo virgin here
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>>720348705
well... it's not the same to be a 20yo virgin (you've been sexually active for... 5 years?) than being almost 30, having experienced sex and not having it anymore for many years. to make it worse, being with the same last girl you had sex but not being able to do it anymore due to a medical condition that makes it extremely painful for her, making you unconfortably horny 24x7. and being too pussy to cheat or at least go for a whore.
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>>720341443
what had happened
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>>720348973
cuck
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>>720348705
hah 21 here bout to spend fucking $400 to fuck some slut and its actually extremely depressing
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>>720349140
no, I don't think she's lying about cancer. And I convinced myself that if she doesn't want it with me, doesn't want it with an stranger either. But honestly just don't care if she did.
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>>720341443
I have an actual question. Why do you even care? What's the fucking problem with that?
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>>720341443
Ask someone who hasn't had sex for 20 years anything
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AAy ppl. Im 24 and my dick isnt as hard as it used to be. Im heavy smoker, how fucked am I?
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>>720349932
very. either quit or double your daily dosis so you die sooner
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>>720341443
>Ask a guy who hasn't had sex for over 4 years now anything.
Why didn't you buy a new dog after your old one died?
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>>720341443
4 year old detected
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>>720350241

Nigger im 24, are you fucking serious?
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>>720350241
Not really about the death, but certainly yes about your flacid weewee
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>>720341443
ask a guy who hasn't had sex or got kissed in 28 years anything
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>>720341443
When was the last time you had sex?
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>>720341443
Progressives think white countries and white people have room to improve but the rest of the world is a total write-off. How is that not racist?
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sorry this was for you >>720350997
Not really about the death, but certainly yes about your flacid weewee
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>>720351502
capitalism runs off this idea
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>>720350997
relax /b/ro, you arent fucked at all

if you quit the durries everything will go back to normal

also, drink more water

youre all good mate.
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