REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Why the fuck not.

>>720338781
Fuck off

Got her nudes, op?

>>720338781
Can I get a trap mlp?

please fucking god

>>720338781
i've already realized that someone like me trying to get a girlfriend is a dead end - at this point i'd settle for the phone # of a reliable discount whore...

ok

>>720339050
never give up.

Only if blessed by Kek

>>720338781
I will not be available tomorrow

>>720338781
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck tho

>>720338781
i dont plan to leave the house tommorow...goodluck

>>720338937
that's why you still single you fucking weirdo

>>720338781
I hope this comes true!

Music thread?

>>720338781
No i won't

What's the worse that can happen? Me not getting said girlfriend? Nothing else new.

Thank

Sure lol

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>>720339523
How about girls with band shirts, I'll start.

>>720338781
Oh

Lmao

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>>720339611

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I am on 4 chan :)

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>>720338781
okay

>>720338781
this is a reply

>>720339611
Ok then i want this one or the third one. Hell i dont ask for much, just a cute little girl to love me. I'm employed (damn good money) descent looking and a musician. So i hope this works! Lol

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>>720338781

>>720338781
seeing as i'm a shut-in neet, this isn't very realistic

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>>720338937
y... you what?

What would I do with a girlfriend if I had one?

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Watch this actually work

Hah I'm not that thirsty... Posting for a friend....

Ok

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fk u man

Please

>>720338781
alright

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>>720339754

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>>720340323

>>720338781
This will most likely come true for me. Kek.

>>720338781
this is no joke

>>720338781
gottem

never gonna happen

:)

>>720338781
Ok

>>720338781
shutthefuckup

Replyy

>>720338781
What will I do with my old one? I am no Mormon, don't know if I can satisfy two!

>>720339611
Bump for this.

>>720340712
pizza?

k

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Should I create a thread?

Might as well

Do it dad

>>720340224
What is happening in this image?

>>720338781
Ok. If this works i'll send you nudes.
Promise.

Ok then

Pls?

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worth a shot

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>>720338781
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>720338781
Plssssss plssss want one so bad again.

My friend likes chubby redhead brownie shemales pls deliver op

i cant wait to do anal on my new girlfriend tommorrow

Pls

>>720338781
Bullshit, but worth the shot.

>>720338781
will I ?

fantastic although my wife who i dropped off at work an hour ago is gunna be pissed

Works for me

>>720338781
Cmon

i want a girlfriend

>>720341357
Wow

On Facebook: omg stupid people think they will get cancer and go to hell for not typing amen.
On 4Chan: I DON'T WANT MY MOM TO DIEE

I want gf ;_;

beggars can't be choosers unfortunately

>>720338781
but I already have one today?

ok

>>720341444
lmao trips

>>720338781

>>720340383
>>720340323
>>720339754

Having a lot of metalhead for friends I can tell you that those kind of girls are pure FILTH. Not only they are the worst whores on earth but they are also dirty as fuck. And I don't mean kinky, I mean disgusting. Here what you can take as granted for 99% of them:

- Take the most "popular" metal bar/pub/fastfood restaurant of the city, but not the quiet one, the one for metal attention whores. Ok, now go inside and see those poor humans. She fuck 80% of them
- She drinks too much to be cool but can't handle it
- She has/had sexual decease. Nasty ones. She live try to fuck you bareback.
- She has poor hygiene, very poor. Their are probably hairy and smelly

Some shit I've seen with the local whores

- Friend starts to date one of them. She's stupid, racist and fat but that's the starting package. She's also a gold digger and a known whore. They go in the said "popular" bar. He doesn't ask anything but she starts to tell him who she fucked in that bar. My friend told me that she pointed 12 dudes.

- Her friend is known as the "rag" because people fuck her and leave her. She has a missing chromosome and most of the existing deceases.

- One "metal" girl got drunk and like the whore she is started to strip during a fest. As we "know" her we had pity so we took her back to a friend's house with us. She pissed on the sofa and didn't even bother telling it or apology. She just left.

- A friend of mine got drunked and fucked one of those girls. 1 month later the girl he fucked was pregnant. My friend and 4 (!) other guys could have been the father of a poor fucker if that whore didn't got an abortion. This mean she fucked 5 guys bareback in a week.

I could go one for hours. But just. Don't fancy those girls ffs.

This is great news!

Kekk

Faggot, OP is.

ooookooooook

>>720341491
And of course, as you can tell, they are HUGE attention whores

Can't hurt to try

Help me pls

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>>720338781
i hope the wife wont find out tho....

>>720338781
Hmm

>>720341419
Go out and lower your standards, save some uggos and fatsos from stooping low enough to fuck niggers.

>>720340712
fuck you, wet back

I'm sure my wife doesn't mind

Gimme

ok baitman

Haha OK?

>>720341491
>racist
Where the fuck do you think you are, being racist out weighs stupid and fat. the reinsurance of not being with a coalburner is priceless.

>>720341491
too long, did not read

>>720338781
Lemme smash

yay

>>720338781

>>720338781
help me.

>>720341786
Go outside, lower your standards.

>>720338781
I WANT A TALL GIRL A TALL ONE

>>720341692
Mommy I've say "Nigger" online

Fuck of kids. I've been here since 2005 when your kind of faggotery was not welcomed

>Implying they would fuck a black cock

They would fuck a dog, let it unload in her pussy and call it a nigger by the morning

Not risking it.

Why the hell not

>>720338781
seems good

I'm not in that much of a hurry, but I would like this to work out for me.

>>720338781
fuck my banana
bananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananananananananananananana

>>720340894
looks alot like a girl who randomly added me on facebook then ended up fucking herself with a brush handle over skype. Swear it, probably not the same person, but pretty good chance it's the same person.

>>720338781
godspeed pupper

>>720338781
ROLLING LIKE FUCK I MADE A SHROOM PROMISE

>>720338781
Bullshit.

>>720341491
you're 100% correct, they cling to the music scene, they fuck any dude in a band. Never want to date a girl like that, just screw them, and pray you don't catch anything. They usually have no theme or taste of their own so they move nomadically from dude friend group to friend group banging and dating them all.

>>720338781
I sure hope

>>720339754
theres a girl with good taste

Yeah right

ok

Eh, I wouldn't mind

>>720338781
Ayyyt

Pls kek, bless me with gf

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plz gib 6pack gf

>>720341055
sauce on pic?

paint it red little donald

>>720338781
dubs demands it!

>>720338781

no problem.. i need one more

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>>720338781
fuck it why not

Post it

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>>720338781

>>720341357
fuck you

>>720338781
Doubt

reply

Ariannis

Right.

>>720338781
O shit waddup

TO THIS THREAD

Please work

>>720338781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpDpzaa1QGw

>>720340014
Kys.

Rollin for a hot bitch

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>>720341879
>your kind of faggotery was not welcomed
That was the same time you fucks were pro arab spring.

ok

Worth a shot

lit

Fuck it

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>>720341879
Who the fuck are you any way, a nigger im betting. niggers are proto humanoids that are low of intellect and violent by nature. fuck off with the leftard rhetoric.

I dont even think she knows how I feel.

i think my virginity grew back

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Meh, fuck it, its not like its going to do anything

>>720338781
Hope so you piece of shit

>>720338781
yup!

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday so why not?

I highly doubt that I could get a GF just for posting in a thread; but here is my post.

>>720338781
waaaw

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Yes please : ^)

>>720343264
Perfection!

Awesome

Here it is!

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>>720338781
No whammy

>>720338781
I hate life

>>720338781
I

>>720338781
ok

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>>720338781

wowowowow thanks OP!

Come on, replyin for a cutie

Yeah, right.

Oh boy, I sure do hope this works...

>>720338781
Starting tomorrow in a new job, perhaps there's a girl. So fuck it, no one is losing anything.

so whats the deal, OP? will she just turn up on my doorstep or do i actually have to leave the house in daylight?

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Awww yeah

Yeah boiii

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>>720344552

Ai

rather kms

>>720338781
nop

Come on please

Haha nigger

>>720338781

please im desperate

>>720338781
yes

Why not

Sure, have a reply

>>720338781
If I already have a gf, can I get a new one? Or at least some improvements to this slug I share a bed with?

Fuck it. Gimme sum

Womble is a faggot

Sad thread is sad

ayy

Dont think so

dear god pls

We'll see

Why not.

Would be cool to have a girl again, been like 3 years

>>720338781
Im hoping the girlfriend process wil start tomorrow, at least. Couples that become couples over night are doomed from the beginning.

Yes please

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>>720338781
To hell with the sun!

What are actually the chances of lucking out and getting a girlfriend tomorrow? Kek.

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Hoping your right bud

>>720338781
xd

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>>720338781

OP IS A LIAR A FUCKING LIAR I HAVE NO GIRL FRIEND YOU FUCKING LIAR

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hell yeah man :))

If it works I shall never doubt /b/ again.

>>720338781
I choose to believe.

>>720338781
xd

>>720338781
How much will it cost me?

>>720338781
sure thing homie
oregano originalio

Eh, why not

>>720338781
not sure my wife will like it

OP is a fag

why not

Ok

>>720338781
Roll for waifu

aaayyyyyyy

TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Ok

ㅓ어ㅗ토탸ㅓ우

Well...

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Gib me damnit

>>720338781
lets see

>>720338781
frikc it

>>720339478
No they don't

god help me

Fuck it, stack the deck.

i highly doubt it but oh well

What if I don't want one?

Why the fuck not

Lies

Okay, just in case

ass

>>720338781
why not

>>720338781
Gimme dat

>>720338781
k

>>720338781
sounds gud

But I have work tomorrow..

>>720338781
Fuck it.

yay

>>720338781
ty

>>720338781
Fuck it

I just need her not to be a poser

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>>720338781
lurkin in the shadows

No I won't...

OP WISH ME LUCK

>>720340894
i fux wit this

Sure, why not

>>720341357
immunity i have

>>720338781
I bet the only Ted hot chili pepper song she news are either Californication or hey ohh!

please god

yolo

>>720346886
Red hot chili pepper*

Hopefully.

Pls god help us all

>>720346886
Knows

(:

thanks

>>720345365
i just want to get out of this dry spell, then ill start something long term with her sister or close friends or something.

Where i live , most women are ugly as hell . Lets get a litlle hope with this thread

>>720338781
why not

Ayyyy

Oh, god, I hope so

Awesome

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Please.

>>720338781
heeehhh

Please

Ok

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Maybe this time

pls

>>720338781
fuck, it won't work

Meh

>>720338781
right, because it worked so well the last 137 times

>>720338781
pls

>>720338781
Okay, but just this once. I've got a date tomorrow with someone a really care about. It would be a dream come true.

>>720347539
Lel

thread should be "get killed by tomorrow" but whatever

Ooo so cool

Sounds good

>>720338781
can I have 2?

>>720347725
Either one is fine for me.

nice try

>>720338781
yarite

ok

Nothin' to lose

I guess..

>>720338781
Pls

I'm so cold...and lonely