the inn has quests to complete, so get a job by getting a class

>>720319034
rollerdozer

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Roll

>>720319034
Ok nigger, I take my mead to the fire place, I approach the Oldman ....what is my quest

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>>720319235

>>720319034
Magic Missile

it's time

Ripnroll

Bread

>>720319034
rollerino mah mang

>>720319269
A brash, coarse voice bellows out from the mouth of the barkeep.

"The local guildhall has been broken into, and several bootprints lead out of town as found by the city guard's rangers. This look to be the work of the brownskinned orcs, looking to steal artefacts and sell them to the Blackguards for profit. Slay the orcs or steal the artefacts back; the choice is yours."

rawlin

>>720319562
reroll

Rock n roller

>>720319563
Aye, works been slow. I'll bring the articles back and I'll bring the heads back for good measure

rawlling like my ex wife

>>720319034
.

>>720319034
roll

anyone got any good dnd greentexts?

Roll for bard

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Boop

>>720319840
Damn.. ninja is alright I guess

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>>720319034
Rolling for something good

>>720319834
>>720319756
bitch you better stay away, ill slice you the fuck up

artifacts are mine

Rolllllllll

Hi I'm gunna roll now

>>720320111
Samurai... damn right!

>>720319944
Teleports behind the limp wristed clown and body slams him thru the table
Cash me ouside

>>720319034
rollllllllll

>>720319034
HODOOR

>>720319834
>one time while running a game my op midmaxing bitchtits of a group had like some 58 spells readied
>between like 3 people
>at level 8
>so i decided to punish them by forcing an encounter where i made a level 23 wizard
>pretend to be a wounded man
>missing an arm
>a huge lvl9 beast, maybe a 7h hydra or something like that, cant remember
>they throw EVERYTHING at this thing to try and kill it
>finally they start overpowering it, but it's clearly an illusion
>just as they find this out, the wizard yells
>"STOP! It's just a prank, guys! Only kidding!"
>fuckhhead party learns its lesson on many levels
>1. stop making supremely retarded "optimized" characters every time
>2. look more closely before committing to an encounter
>3. understand that i will make you look like a special ed kid if need be

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>>720319034
roll

>>720319944
>>720319756
The two of you are now eyeing each other wearily, anticipating battle outside the tavern.

What do you do?

>>720320387
I would flip the table and hit you in the Gabber so fuckin hard......

>>720319034
Rolling.

>>720320491
I'd stand down and try to join out forces. We can take the spoils of war after killing the orcs.

Rallin'

>>720319034
rolling for priest or similiar

>>720319034
rolling niggers

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roll

>>720320658
wish granted nigger

is rol

>>720320387
kek holy shit

i have a one that isnt nearly as good

>party of 5 that loves fire
>give them a war camp full of power insect monsters for fun
>actually pretty strong
>party consists of 3 sorcerers, a warrior, and a monk
>3 sorcerers start flinging fireballs while the melee dudes watch
>one of the sorcerers rolls perception, hundereds upon hundreds of tents, having trouble killing the 20 i sent out
>"uhh, maybe we should run"
>the one most obsessed with fire slowly turns
>he's been blasting music out of his phone
>songs like "ring of fire" or anything having to do with fire
>calmly says "No. We shall burn them"
>monk starts throwing torches he has at tents and shit
it took 2 1/2 hours, but they did it

let me get this straight rollin

>>720320491
i fukn slice him up, no one steals the shit im trying to steal

>>720320658
im lvl 9 by default cause im so good amirite?

ROLLO

fuck it

>>720320785
repent

gnillor

>>720319034
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Roodypoo

>>720319034
loll

>>720319034
rollllllllllllllllllllll

>>720319034
rolling

>>720320596
>>720321076
The lawful dungeon delver is targeted by the evil arcane archer; combat begins with a roll for initiative.

>>720321262
Noooooo.... I am just a weak lvl 2 druid. Please give me a second life.

The fuck is a celestial mystic

>>720319034
never seen this one before, rollin hard

>>720321363
google is your friend goy

Rolling up in this bitch

>>720319034
Rolllll

>>720319034
roll 2 win

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>>720321329
17

Rollilol

>>720319034
rollin

>>720321363
Celestial Mystics are lawful and good variants of mystic theurges, using their power to attain the perfect tier of enlightenment and purity of their arcane and religious power.

Can't be a corsair am sea sick

Roll it up

>>720319034
Hiya

>>720321709
Not too sure what an occult slayer is but sounds cool

>>720319034
Roll

>>720321807
Occult Slayers are driven by an agenda to rid the world of careless and excessive magic use, and thus they take upon themselves a powerful set of martial skills necessary to defeat and turn away any mage that they deem to be dangerous.

>>720319034
give me my destiny please

>>720320658
alingment is chaotic evil?

reroll

Rolll

>>720319034
rollarino

rollo

the die is cast - Najib Razak

>>720322353
last reroll for epic why do i get so shit classes omg

Swordsage

LLOR

>>720319034
roll

>>720319034
rln

blip bop im god

>>720322517
+multiclass im playing srsly today

>>720323013
monk/pirate RP today sound fun i just want to bang too

>>720319034
What decent video games let you take on even some of these roles?

Rrrrrrrollin

r

>>720323299
yay i'm a wizard

>>720319034
r o l l

I wanr my battle mage or a survival hunter

>>720319034

Rolling

>>720319034
rollin

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Rollin

>>720319034
fo sho

Rollerino in pepperini

roll daddy

>>720319034
Roll!

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roll
also I pray to winterchan to bring forth the fimbulwinter, a three year long winter that preludes the end of the world.

Yeet

>>720319034
Wewwww

>>720323265
Neverwinter Nights

>>720319034
rool

>>720319034
r

>>720319034
Wew lad

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What's the payment?

>>720319034
rawl