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ITT we try to keep the Blind Idiot God, Azathoth, asleep. Even

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ITT we try to keep the Blind Idiot God, Azathoth, asleep.

Even dubs wake him up, odd dubs put him back to sleep

If even dubs are rolled while he's still awake all of existence ceases to be

Let's do this
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>>720313197
oh no
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>>720313304
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Perhaps we should wake him up for fun.
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>>720313446
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>>720313197
I CALL UPON YOU AZATHOTH, GRANT US YOUR IQ DROPPING PRESENCE!!!
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bring sweet release, O great idiot god
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>WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM WAKE HIM
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>>720313197
He has been awoken for much longer than you mortals can comprehend, blessed be. He has spread his power through his world for years now, weakening the minds of the world over the days.
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ROLLLLLLL
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>>720314121
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Wake up and smell the end of existence
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Wake from your slumber!
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>>720314288
top zozzle
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>>720314288
He has risen!
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wake him so I may combat the fuck
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end my suffering
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>>720314433

HE SLEEPS
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>>720314433
He is back asleep now!
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>>720313197
1/4 through Dream Quest. Is this worth it? I'm a little bored.
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WAKE HIM BACK UP
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>>720313197
dey see me rollin..
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man, i wish people would help me stay asleep...fuck insomnia
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COME FORTH YOU FOUL DEMON
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watch this
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NIGGER WAKE UP AND DO YOUR DAMNED JOB!
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>>720315489
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klaatu barada nikto!
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>>720315793
Nigga, if that would've worked...
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The time has come, to awaken him.

I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld,
To bring forth this beast and,

Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land, that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite forsaken

Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep,
Break forth from your grave eternally.

I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise,
rise, rise, rise, rise.

I'm the conjurer of demons,
I'm the father of your death.

I bring forth the ancient evil,
I control his every breath.

I instigate your misfortune,
With the birth of killing trolls.

I awaken armageddon,
Feeding on a thousand souls.

Awaken,
Awaken,
Awaken,
Awaken,
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>>720313197
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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BOY IF YOU DONT GET YOUR STANKY ASS UP I'MA BEAT YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
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>>720313197
Rolling for the end of all existence.
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wakey wakey eggs and bakey
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Wake up sweetheart
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>>720318143
come get your morning sausage
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>>720318210
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>>720313197
That face you make when azathoth wakes up
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>>720313197
wake up my son
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>>720318422
BOI HE DONE IT
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>>720318422
That face you make when azathoth falls asleep
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I'm gonna wake him up by pissing on his face
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Fuck it, this reality sucks anyway.
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>>720318422
That face you make when the world around you cease to exist
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>>720318422
Time for destruction
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>>720318822
>>720318422
Oh shit I am god
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>>720318822
Goodbye forever
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>>720318822
Nice knowing you /b/ros, may kek smile upon us.
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>>720316934
Fucking brutal song!
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>>720313197
Idiot God you say, or God of Idiots?
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>>720318876
Shit I could screenshot my same dibs of destruction but on Samsung
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>>720319133
you came too late to save us
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>>720319323
Sorrow song of the man who came too late and lost
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>>720313197
If Azathoth wakes up we'll fucking die. Boom we erase from existence forever.
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>>720315631
kek
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