How many of you fuckers have actually gotten hookups from CL?

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Bumpin' with pics

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I've had 2 hookups and they were amazing.

First thing is first, go to personals and then casual encounters, post a dick pic and say "Looking for a NSA hookup, willing to travel" and post your email and wait for the replies. It works better if you have got a big dick.

Simple enough, you learn to sift through the spam. OH and don't go for the first fat whale that pops up. I turned down 10+ women and I only live in a town with 16,000 people.

>>720286414
None! Mostly because I have no idea what CL is.

>>720287156
I want to download this but I'm pretty sure it's illegal...

>>720287599
Nah Man, Shes like 25 now.

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>>720286414
Who is the girl in the pic?

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>>720287844
just some slutty bitch I found pics of

>>720287267
Craigslist you fuckin tard

>>720287267
Google "CL app" = craigslist

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>>720287156
getting sooo much spam

>>720288089
Yeah that happens. That's why I use a burner email and the real ones I just message back but I only check the burner one or two times an hour and turn off notifications.

>>720287794
Which makes zero difference.

>>720287844
https://vk com/album-101657941_234852864

Add a dot in the space.
Enjoy.

>>720287939
Wait, what? Why the fuck would you use craigslist to get laid, just go to a bar or a party like a normal person.

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Don't you 404 on me

>>720287156

How do you screen for catfish?

>>720288212
My autism levels are in the atmosphere. I can't make the first move ever but if I send dick pics and the girl likes it then that all changes. Craigslist is basically a middle man for me.

>>720286414

Not really a hookup, but did get a pro from CL a couple of months ago. Mad BJ skills. Fortunately I brought a condom and lube so I banged her for a bit. Finished off with her jerking me on to her face and tits.

Only went to see her because she looked exactly like and fwb of mine from a couple of years ago.

>>720288474
Anyone who tells you to message a separate email, if they ever send pics check the filename, if it is organized such as (picofme.1) its fake. If its random like camera_gallery_2618401 then odds are its real, anyone who says "Text me" and it isnt a local area code and finally I use gmail and always check the username, if its "Hotmom262" its fake. If its "Jannet Baerburns" it's probably real,

>>720288487
Fair enough.

>>720286414
Look good, have a decent sized dick, don't be cringy, and post pictures of the first 2 to peak interests.

>>720286414
I hooked up with a girl on CL in 2010.
I found an ad that didn't look like a bot and answered.
She wrote back.
We met up and fucked.
Lasted 2 months.
Shit was cash.

Anyone have experience with traps on cl?

>>720288474

If your city is not after the wfm, it's no good.
If the phone number is embedded in the message, it's no good.
If the message contains an email account, it's no good.

Go to the wfm page at least once a day and see who posts there regularly.
You'll get a feel for it after awhile.

It is possible just very fucking hard have to look for weeks some times and not always what you are looking for.

>>720289248
Most around my area are just cd's.... like not anywhere close to passable.

>>720289248
Exactly one.

Typically only go for girls, but got a message from a really cute trap with super effeminate pictures, to the point where his pictures looked more like a 15 year old girl's selfies than anything with a penis.

We talk for a bit, "she" is super nervous, doesn't usually do these things, blah blah, we talk for a bit, eventually agree to meet up at her apartment. So I arrive there, "she" opens the door. She's effeminate, yes, but she has on zero makeup, and she has fucking manly face stubble, and is wearing a baggy t-shirt and nothing else.

This girl's pictures made her look like some kawaii fucking anime character, but when I see her in person "she's" this androgynous apathetic fucker who is clearly the person from her pictures, but had put ZERO effort into looking good.

To sum up, traps are a no. They can look great, but they have to put a ton of effort into it or it's just weird.

>>720286414
I have
pro-tip:
be willing to suck a mans cock or get fucked in the ass

>>720288212
>I want to download this
motherfucker how the hell do you think you're viewing it? You already did.

>>720289812
In the US there's a specific legal distinction between "viewing" content on the internet and "downloading" content from the internet. Yes, anyone who knows how computers work will think that's dumb, but that's how the laws are defined. This has the benefit/detriment that if you should just "happen across" illegal content on a site where such content doesn't represent the typical content present, it's not a crime to view, only to download.

So basically due to retarded legal language, hitting up pizza threads on /b/ isn't illegal unless you actually save any images.

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>>720286414

>>720290136
>In the US there's a specific legal distinction between "viewing" content on the internet and "downloading" content from the internet.

This depends on your jurisdiction. NY State is the only one where I know that this has held up in court. There may be others.

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Posted an ad this Asian stripper responded went to her place and smashed raw..... Later found out she was a prostitute....
>Inb4 someone says I have aids

If they wanna wanna jail you, they'll jail you on the grounds that viewed images ARE downloaded. And as a matter of fact, stored in your cache.

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i've allowed 2 guys to fuck my gf from CL. it went fine

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I actually lost my virginity through Craigslist.
AMA

>>720289248
Theres no traps sadly in my area, just ugly dudes trying to dress as one.

Also women in my area that post on CL are nothing but scammers where they tell you to go to some site so they can get your credit card info.

>>720287939
>Uses craigslist as a dating site
>tries calling someone else a tard

>>720292891
was it by a tranny?

>>720293276
Actually no it was a woman with a vagina

>>720292891
It was totally worth it to not be a virgin. At least I took some initiative. I haven't had a healthy relationship since I was 17.

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If y'all can keep the thread alive for a few I'll tell my story when I get back to my dorm

>>720293871
i hope it's not about traps

>>720287156
>Simple enough, you learn to sift through the spam

It's easier if you tell them to put a certain word like a color or day of the week in the subject line. Then you just look at the subject of received emails. If the word isn't the subject it's a spammer or an idiot

>>720294222
This^^ I do this too. Just tell them in the add to put something specific in the subject. The spammers use bots that just auto reply to every add. They arent actually reading them.

>>720294747
those cunts are total losers why do they even do that.. No gain anyone can see it's a bot

>>720293871
>>720294195
Ok guys I'm back. I have 2 cl stories. One about a trap and the other about hitting the goldmine. Which one first?

>>720295384
trap first
allways keep good stuff for last

>>720295384

Goldmine.
I've only hit copper mines.

bumping for interest

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I posted a cl ad seeking a girl to come to my office and blow me. This girl responds and says she loves BJ's and is interested. Says she can't leave her place, so I head to her place, only a few blocks away. She meets me on the front porch wearing a nice sundress with no underwear on. We kiss on the front step, head up to her room, and she slips the dress off revealing her cute naked body. We make out for a few, then she says "get naked now!", So I oblige. I lay down on the bed and she takes my hard cock all the way in her mouth, just loving on it, licking my balls and shaft sensually. I never really had anyone swallow me willingly, so when I said I was about to pop, she just kept going, making sure to get every drop. After, we cuddled for a bit naked, I got on top of her, explored her body, got hard again, and raw dogged her. Came deep inside her. Got dressed, exchanged pleasantries, and never saw her again

only homosexual faggots use cl to hook up

>>720286414
I've had about 4 hookups off of there. One was amazing.. the other 3 were mediocre. You're much better off using tinder or pof and making your intentions known. 9/10 girls won't go for it but 1/10 is all you need. Have some good pics, good dick pics, and act confident. Be willing to travel or host, have a flexible schedule. You Will get laid. I put in some time just to get an idea, I could get laid maybe 4 times a week off of dating sites but only go for about 2 a month. I don't want to catch anything so keeping it to a minimum is best. 1-2 times a month with randoms, or better yet, a fwb.

>>720296693
raw dogging with strangers hows ur sti goals for 2017 working out

>>720296823
Spotted the beta faggot that has no game and can't pick up women on cl

>>720295683
Ok trap will be first. This isn't too interesting but worth a share.

>be 18 y/o freshman at university in the middle of Iowa
>bored one early November night so I throw an ad up on cl
> wait about an hour, then after loads of spam, I get an actual response
>she's ok looking, I'm horny so I don't care.
> we talk for a while, agree to meet
>as I'm heading out, ask for tits and time stamp
>I get them, so I figure all is well.
i should mention that she lived in the next town over, which is 10 miles away, and me, being a poorfag didn't have a car.

>hop on my bike and start peddling
>get there an hour later, sweating my balls off
>the place is a junk ass apartment, and when she let me in I collapsed on the futon
>we smoked a bit, and then she took her shirt off
>I squeeze her tits and they felt like a fucking basketball
>faketitties.jpg
>she starts skinning the fuck out of my sweaty ass balls like a pro
>shits cash
>I go to reach for her pussy and feel something else
>uhoh.png
>take a peek, see 5 inch throbbed staring back at me
>"Oh by the way I'm transgender
>nofuckingshit.jpg
>get up and leave without busting a nut
>pedal all the way home blue balled, angry, and disgusted
>get home and sleep for 15 hours

Again, not very interesting, and I know I suck at writing, but there's my trap story. I'm gonna use the computer to type my next one since it's a bit longer

>>720297062
Still clean, I admit it was risky, but we had such a good vibe. She wasn't a prostitute, we were both sober

>>720297074
No gals use cl faggot
everyone knows this
only a few nasty whores that want $$$

>>720297062
Not the same guy but I always raw dog chicks off of dating sites. Have yet to catch anything, so whatever. Only faggots catch hiv.. facts.

>>720296858
pof?

>>720297100
>>720293871
Ok, I'm on my computer. Anyone still listening?

>>720297100
kek 20 miles biking to get a feel of some dude's cock i'm sorry for you anon

>>720297331
Nigger you either stupid or trolling

>>720297610
Yeah, it was rough. Got a workout though

>>720286414
I did, but it was a tranny. =/

But tips in general for online matchmaking: don't be a douche. Don't talk about sex immediately unless the person requests that in the ad

>>720297546
yeah go ahead

>>720297331
>No women
>Just whores

Pick one you fucking autist

>>720292194
How has noone asked for more pics?

Please post more she is gorgeous

>>720297849
>How has noone asked for more pics?
Sorry i'm too busy listening to trap stories

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>>720297100
brilliant

>>720297829
Sex with call girls and using a condom
doesn't count as fucking chicks using cl
I have hooked up using other sites but mostly fat bitches that give me those feels of I should kill myself after I cum
>What am I doing with my life

The Goldmine.

>At same university, January if my freshman year
>Bored again, so I browse good ol' craigslist
>Post again, and wait
>get a response from a girl in the next town over (in the opposite direction of the trannies town)
>we talk, arrange a time to meet up etc.
>take my roommate's car (I learned my lesson last time)
>Go about 100 all the way there
>Get to her apartment and curse myself for forgetting to ask for tits and timestamp
>Not that it worked too well last time
>Go up to door and knock, praying some goober with a shotgun doesn't take me in and rape me
>7/10 answers
>kinda chubby, but not fat, DD tits
>go in, sit on her futon, small talk for a bit
>whip my dick out mid-sentence like the sperg I am
>she actually sucks it
>we go on to fuck raw for a couple hours
>sex was 8/10
>I put my clothes on and leave, but before I do she asks for my # so "e can do this again"
>fuckyeah.mp3
>I drive home, thinking I had hit the jackpot
>Little did I know,I was about to hit the gold mine

cont?

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>>720298530

>>720298672
>cont

I'm listening

>>720298672
Yes

>>720298672
>Little did I know,I was about to hit the gold mine
inb4 cute roommate appears

>>720298672
>cont?

What a fucking cunt. Either write it or GTFO.

I have a few stories. There was two that I hooked up with my roommate and two with traps and one with a landwhale. Which one first?

>>720286414
If they reply with "are you real?" And give you their email are they fake?

>>720298672
>cont?

Fuck off with your fake ass story. We all know it ends with treefiddy or dinosaur

>>720296858
Pof =Plenty of fish
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