Celebread: What took you so long to get home? Edition

>>720262376
Bella, muh dick

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>>720262376
Oh fuck

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Kek

>>720262989
Who is this

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>>720262793
Youre supposed to be in school. Im gonna need you to clear out.

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>>720262663
Hell yes

>>720263084
Angourie Rice
https://www.google.de/imghp

>>720263335
My dick thanks you

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>>720263165
...

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would you sleep in a haunted house for 48 hours if at the end you could sniff your waifus foot for 30 seconds

(35% probability you end up dead)

>>720263807
>footfags

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>>720263807
Yes

>>720263518
no problem

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>>720263707
Theres the door. Heres some money for the mall, kindly leave before shit goes down.

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>>720264100
But why?

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me when Taylor pulls out a strap on

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>>720264212
Cause youre gonna witness some lewd stuff if you stay, so please.

>>720264345
qt3.14

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>>720264490
I won't just leave...

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>Can I come home to this every day?

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>>720264846
Can I come home to this?

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>>720264792
Girl, i gave you money, you want a box of chocolates? Or are you gonna take off your panties and shove them on elle's mouth?

>>720264792
It's better that you do because it's gonna get too lewd for you

>>720265654
Keep going anon

Who want to fap with me on skype?

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>>720265706

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>>720265326
Elle....
>>720265331
Hmm...

>>720265654
>>720265914
my tongue fetish likes

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>>720264846
>>720265234

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>>720262793
>>720263165
>>720263707
>>720264100
>>720264212
>>720264792
>>720265929

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>>720265929
Do it. Elle get on the bed, take off your shirt. Mackenzie, remove your shoes and socks and join her.

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>>720266359

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>>720265234

>>720266359
>>720266522
Holy fuck you're cringe-inducing. I bet you're hideously ugly.

>>720266882
>me under the table licking her feet

>>720266845
>The only vagina I've ever touched was my mother's when I plopped out of it

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>>720266522
Mhh...
>>720266845
Anon...

>>720265234
Man, she's so goddamn beautiful.

Fun fact, I have the magazine with her on it in the foreground. I live in NY and had to get it shipped all the way from California. So worth it, though. Definitely my favorite Chloe photoshoot.

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>>720266695
Now look here. I gave you a chance. Go, go now. Stay, stay. I dont mean to press you against the wall, but i need this. Havent fapped in days. That thing poking your stomach isnt a candy bar in my pocket. I am happy to see you.

>>720266903
Ugly enough to be your father pham

>>720267269
jesus you faggots are fucking pathetic, just jerk off to the pics and go on your way holy shit

>>720267009
>her screaming
>her seeing you and desperately yelling for help
>"POLICE, HELP ME! OH MY GOD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? IS HE DEFORMED? HE SMELLS SO AWFUL! HE'S SCARING ME!"
>a crowd of people gathering and kicking the shit out of you
>a cop arriving and pressing his knee into your back as another handcuffs you
>the sound of your ribs cracking
>the sound of your sobbing as you're dragged away, the crowd of people looking at you in disgust
>Chloe vomiting and crying

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>yfw Lia could give you a footjob while playing vidya

>>720267390
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that a creepy ugly fuck like you was that old.

>>720267499
Well your mom put out alarmingly early

>>720267418
Can you see your dick under all that sweaty flab?

>>720262793
good evening :3

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>>720267269
I can't move...

>>720267607
>your Mom
Are you an underage American teenager, or a mongoloid man-child? I can't tell.

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>>720267719

>>720265234
i wanna cum home to her feet and shoes

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>>720262147

>>720267626
I'm actually too thin

>>720267418
fuck yes

>>720267890
Choker suits her well

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>>720267418

>>720267728
Im your daddy nigga. Havent been keeping up?

>>720267875
wonder what tay was doing

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>>720267875

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>>720262147
I went for a 4 mile jog.

>>720268020
How can you be a father when you've never had sex?

>>720268135
Good for you, Clive.

>>720267017
that toe. wtf

>>720267890
They need to tighten that thing so she can't swallow so much food and keep getting fatter.

>>720267719
I take a whiff of your hair.
Youre about to see this gorgeous goddess layong on the bed behind me get fucked stupid then. Can you handle that, green eyes?

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>>720268266

>>720268150
Then why are you here?

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>>720268262

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>>720268244
thx

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>>720267684
Evening.
>>720268290
I don't know...

>>720268290
And if you look to your left you will see autism manifest

>>720268290
This is insanely pathetic. The children you crave would be utterly terrified of you. They would find you repulsive. Please go be an ugly creepy virgin somewhere else.

>>720266695
that chair again :3

>>720268449
smells like vanilla in here..

>>720267995
Celeb threads personified

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>>720268033
...

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>>720268039

>>720268360
>found the hypocrite

>>720262793
Loli :3

>>720268662
taking the pictures prob. just sayin

>>720268449
Still want her to lick your face?

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>>720268584
Yes?

>>720268675
I'd buttfuck a postman to lick her sweaty thighs

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>>720268466
>>720268551


these weirdos creep me out. Role Play is one thing, but why does one guy post the same little kid every day in every thread and talk about fucking her.

These people are sick.

>>720268810
mhmm, must be the lotion she uses to keep her skin soft
>and soles soft

>>720268290
She cringes so hard that she swallows her own tongue and voids her bowels. The last thing she sees is your horrifying, depressing face as the icy fingers of death creep up her spine. The police kick the door down and break your jaw with the butt of a rifle. Can you handle that, mongoloid?

>>720268449
I want to be like her

>>720268843
Yeah, well I'd let the postman buttfuck ME to lick her sweaty thighs.

Test my thirstiness, bitch! I win!

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>>720268715
I love vj

>>720268711
>I know you are, but what am I?
You're not particularly bright, are you?

>>720268843
>>720269068
the whole fam has nice thighs
except kav

>>720263335
>>720263518
no fappable content

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>>720268755
...
>>720268809
Yes...
>>720269014
Huh?

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>>720268777
Probably

>>720268995
kek, give em hell man

>>720269320
I can't say I blame you. I bet her tongue would feel amazing sliding up your cheek. What would excite you more: a slow, deliberate, seductive lick, or a quick, playful, innocently flirty lick?

>>720269236
You underestimate pedos

>>720269445
wonder what she was wearing while taking them

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I can't stop beating my dick to this fat, unfunny skank.
What's wrong with me, /b/ ?

>>720262793
fuck me, she was annoying as fuck in that movie

>>720269557
Lolis are not pedophilic.

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>>720268873
Someone has good taste.

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>>720269673
don't blame ya. I'm weirdly attracted to her as well.

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>>720269562
Booty shorts

>>720269757
Woah holy fuck...I've never met such an incredible handicap. Bravo my good sir you've done it, the most stupid statement of this young year

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>>720269543

This is how I imagine you pedos and RPfags

>>720269673
I think it's her name. Amy's a cute name.

wow someone got deleted itt
mods are monitoring...

>>720269932
Now just because I said the year is young doesn't mean you should go trying to molest it

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>>720269837

>>720269959
Oh shit, it's that fat guy who prank called Frank Garrett every day for four years!

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>>720269673
She's not funny or great looking, but let's be real:
She'd probably be a great trashy lay just for one night.

>>720269865
i'm wondering now what mac's future really is going to be like. i seen where she's trying a music career now.
i don't think she gave a second thought what she'd do after gymnastics it seems

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>>720269543
A slow one... so so much more.

>>720269543
The flick of a cold razor across your jugular. The hot, thick blood spurting from your clammy, pale neck as you're sent into the sweet abyss of relief. No longer will you have to live out your days as a depressed, self-loathing, lonely, hideous pedophile. No longer will you cause unfathomable cringe to strangers on the internet and waste valuable natural resources. That's what excites me more.

tl;dr

>>720267416
Why did this make me laugh so hard