Good night sweet prince
>>720254093
oh wow. First big name of the year
RIP in reece's
Wooha what happened is this tru?
>>720254093
>inb4 literally who
Random stupid cunt that got famous because Weezer sang about her
Even in >current year, 2016 is still fucking shit up
FUCK 2016
>>720254406
>>720254406
Here you go
The literal underage don't know or care op.
Dick Van Dyke is next though
>>720254406
>Weezer
literal who?
>>720254093
Literally who?
>>720254093
Wow... my first childhood boner... ouch.
>>720255285
congrats on your first boner today, kid
>>720255153
Don't worry young one, soon enough the stars you love will start dying too.
Rust never sleeps.
>>720255393
Nah. Her and Annette used to fuel my preteen cumsplosions.
>>720255639
Looks like a trap. Not even that passable.
>>720255748
Yes, yes, you're a flaming quad sexual demi human millennial snowflake. And we're so proud of you.
She was pure class.
>>720255932
Muh
Fuckin
Dick
>>720255932
Ooh! Lick that ice cream, baby!
>>720256118
She could sing. She could dance. She had great jokes. And look at those fucking bedroom eyes...
>>720255932
>so overheated that she's in her swimming trunks, eating icecream and laying on a block of ice
if you're that hot, take off the fucking fur eskimo hat! More like she was a pure idiot
>>720256344
those lips too
i be she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>720256379
It's a photoshoot, dude!
>>720256478
Most, if not all garden hoses have a smaller diameter than a golf ball. Wouldn't be possible.
>>720256478
Right? In a world of plastic sports cars, she was a hard bodied Rolls-Royce...
>>720256725
That's kind of the point, it means she can suck dick really well.
Damn, now I feel old. I hope most of you are just baiting.
>>720254406
>Random stupid cunt that got famous because Weezer sang about her
>that got famous
>because Weezer sang about her
Holy fuck, you are a special kind of stupid.
>>720256873
I was only pretending to be retarded. :^)
My personal favorite (only other version I know) is "she could suck the chrome off of an exhaust pipe".
>>720257119
She could suck start a leaf blower
What wuz that show with that bitch that would wiggle her nose and do magic? She was a witch?
>>720256904
Sadly no.
We inhabit a board full of teenagers.
I would have given both testicles for a night with her
>>720257302
Bewitched. I dream of jeanie?
>>720257302
Bewitched.
And yes, I was horny for her when I was a kid!
>>720257386
Fuck you I'm 20 and I've been here for a decade.
>>720257509
Samantha was indeed superior to Genie
>>720257230
I love you
>>720256725
Please go play in traffic
>>720257484
Didn't I Dream of Jeanie like cross her arms and do a blink/nod?
>>720257509
>Samantha
>hnnnnng
>>720257695
Genie was just a bimbo that couldn't even keep Major Nelson straight.
>>720254093
That's princess, you Faggot
>>720257474
Real? If so, my dick is about to be raw.
>>720254093
Great, nw avoid all social media. It will be a cry fest who never knew her. Ohhhh Waaaah she meant so much to me even though we never talked one fucking time. Waaaahh.
>>720254973
the wife on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09qnRfZY-k
>>720257386
I've been coming here to cure my boredom off and on for years now, I knew it was mostly young people. But it really says something about the youth when they're more out of touch than the old ones are.
>>720258012
strawman. i never knew hillary or talked, but she still meant a lot to me and i cried when she lost
Mary Ann and Ginger from Gilligan's Island were pretty hot too. (But Samantha was still in a class of her own!)
Who the feck is that goy?
>>720258012
>having to avoid social media
If you're over 25 you shouldn't be on that shit anyway.
>>720254093
>some saggy cunt 50 year olds jerk off to
And this is important to whom?j
>>720258007
Of course not
>>720258385
Schools out.
>>720254406
I don't care what they say about it anyways.
I don't care about that.
>>720258295
HATE SPUNK
>>720258373
Nah, Facebook has tons of older people on it.
Snapchat, kik, and all that stuff is for the kids though.
>>720258474
Dude I'm closer to the mean age here than you.
>Let's go get 5c sodie pops and do the jig, Sally
>>720258740
The mean age isn't 12.
>>720254406
If she wasn't famous then how the fuck did Weezer sing about her in the first place you dumb cunt.
>>720258676
And they shouldn't be in it either. You realize it's a safe space ego machine people use to live vicariously through their online identity, right?
Meanwhile people can't even handle normal social interactions without staring at their phone. You been to a party in the last 5 years, there's more people snapchating, livefeeding, and instagramming than there are people fucking talking to each other. Hell people can't even hook up like they did 20 years ago, they have to use an app to flirt with each other because they don't know how to interact in real life.