YLYL

>>720232416
Jokes on him, I never mate

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>>720232416

>ylyl
>this is relatable and hurts a bit t b q h

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>>720232838

>>720232416

>implying I mate

>>720233956
/sci/.

>>720234165
dude this is not a cringe thread

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>I'm here for the job interview

>>720235104
too soon

>>720234615
Stop it...

STOP IT!!!!

>>720232416
Is it still considered mating if you're not actually trying to procreate though? Now I'm not actually sure whether mating ever implied procreating or if it just means sex. I'm pretty sure I've only ever heard it in relation to actually making babies but I'm not sure if that's just chance or something.

>>720234987
Sweet jesus...

>>720236157
Pretty sure this one's just a troll, saying "I'm smarter than you" and "I'm more modest than you" one right after the other is some pretty hefty cognitive dissonance.

>>720236284
Holy fuck

I bet there are retards who believe this

It isn't even signed, even the author is ashamed of his job

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>>720236448
>not signed
>literally in the first panel
drumpflstiltskins are so fucking stupid

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LOL

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>>720235822

>>720234468
the mask worked

>>720237114
don't get it

>>720236992
rofl lost hard

>>720236804
what the fuck is this?

>2-3 years
jesus what kind of player do you think I am?

>>720235707
He's a smart guy, he realized that you cant risk being a goat in London.

>>720237248
cringe in ylyl

>>720236743
Kys cuck

>>720236992
hahahah

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>>720232416
>once every 2-3 years

>>720237251
the second one is fake

>>720236992
fake

>>720233869
Kys if you actually think this is funny

>>720237563
you didn't praticed enough

>>720237444
checked

>>720232936
>this is relatable and hurts a bit t b q h

This.

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>>720237248
>he doesn't know about Andrew Dobson

>>720236448

Nigga u dumb as shit

>>720237715
"You could buy a greasy burger for FIVE dollars, or you coud by a greasy burger for FIFTY dollars." end yourself macfag

>>720236330
Thats not funny bro. That little angel is smiling, despite her issues. She deserves compassion. Fuck yourself.

>>720234021
Le Wut

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>>720236330
Does Francine know that Stan has another daughter?

>>720235104

>ja koira

mitä vittua?

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>>720237834
Deserves got nothing to do with it.

>>720234119
Lost

https://potato.io/

>>720237715
This pic is trash and lies

>>720232416
Must by why I'm so cock-strong.

>>720232966
Lost.

>>720237112
Kek

>>720237925
It's still not funny, faggot

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>>720232416

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>>720237827
I can do this all day bro

>>720234688
How retarded

>>720232966
I lost hard

>>720232966
He just stands there arms by his sides watching it happen.

>I can take this

>>720237854
the country went to shit when CGI replaced midgets in movies

>>720237925
Kill yourself, edgelord.

>>720238156
>dobson
>funny
now that's funny

>>720238258
Glad you think so you autistic faggot :-)

>>720235287
Wut

>>720238153
MORE... I want to watch the dog whisperer kick the shit out of that dog!!

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>>720238258
Laughing
Out
Loud

>>720238153
LOLOLOL

>>720238310
so thats what happened to annoying orange show, it got rotton

>>720237176
he's being the big spoon

>>720235936
dafuq

>>720237633
got my dick trapped in the water flow last time I tried
so I don't believe it actually works

>>720235936
>That moment you realise ahe isn't sitting on a couch
>Yeah, it's a chair
>Wait those are legs
>She's sitting on an even fatter person
>Wait, there's no other person just legs, this is shooped
>Wait, those are her legs!

Best when you see it ever.

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>>720233956

>>720234101
Is she a pornstar? Because that's the only kind of modeling she looks capable of.

>>720233869
retarded.
judging people on their looks is never fair? only ugly people believe that.

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>>720237834
Shut the fuck up sjw filth

>>720234615
They explained that Wayne would be able to prove fraud and get his money back it was just going to take time and legal battles which usually drag on, that was the intention to fuck him over temporarily to continue their plan.

>>720232966
Damn, Barron.

>>720234615
watch karate kid you nigger, the kick hits im in the chest.

>>720239073
Lol. Are you 12 or gay?

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>>720237715

>>720239559
Nope, try again nigger faggot. How does it feel to be retarded and autistic? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCenGKkj3YQ

>>720239136
>own waifu webcomic

Dyingalone/10

>>720238153
Dog Kickerer

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>>720238153

>>720240058
Lmfao

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>>720240058

>>720238906
Thanks for walking me through that joke. Not sure I could have handled it without you.

Are you a fucking twelve year old, you dunce?

>>720234987
Mrs Garrison?

>>720237614
Not fake actually it happened in China a year or so ago
https://youtu.be/8mfjTuvCai0

>>720238359
What the fuck is this shit

>>720240168
lost

>>720236284
That's a manji not a swastika

>>720238638
Wat

>>720240142
What a dumb fucking dog

>>720240168
kek what a fucking dumbass cat, yeah lets run from help then fall down and kill myself great idea.

>>720232838
I was 15 when my dad first sent this too me...

>>720240142
I need that in my life

>>720239582
No, I'm an old man who thinks she looks like a cookie cutter pornstar.

>>720240137
>Player_VerticleSpeed
>Verticle
my sides

>>720240266
she's not dumb, just a little handicapped

>>720239788
does not every instinct in a mans body prevent him from keeping his head in the line of a long object with high velocity?
we were shooting each other with arrows and throwing spears at each other for thousands of years, how the fuck has that not left an genetic impression?

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>>720238038
It is funny newfag, you just don't have a sense of humour.

>>720240316
Your dad is awesome

>>720240142
Can you own an owl as a pet? Wtf lel

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>>720238255
After you newfag.

>>720233745
dont getz it

>>720240480
At least you know they'd fly from 10 stories high instead of jumping down like a dumbass cat lol

>>720240325
She's a "model" in the sense that a prostitute is an "escort". Terminology.

>>720239582
http://www.tarababcock.com/user/about.php

Looks like a whore to me.

>>720235936
A part of me really wants to ram it home with her. The waves would be titanic.

>>720240623
Holy shit. This would be gold with some of that super loud nigger meme music

>>720233813
It's funny because it's not true.

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>>720240583

Now THAT makes sense.

>>720233690
these old memes don't even check out

>>720234521

Norway know how to live

>>720240716
Shaun? Is that you?

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https://t.me/memesEnEs

>>720236448
First panel.

>>720240641
Your bones would unfortunately match the resonance frequency of those massive waves and your bones would liquefy :(

>>720232416
Many anons mates only two or three times in their whole life.

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>>720240709

>>720236527
This is not how most of us cutfags view our situation.

>>720240804
I ain't clickin that shit nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIH1YpIu_0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3Wg8Yf1gs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rzKYZrY6Ds

>>720240873
You didn't break any rules, so you win.

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>>720232416
>mates only once every 2-3 years, just like you, you fucking loser
What is this at least he had sex

>>720236804
That gave me cancer

>>720232416

mfw I'm 49, virgin, and didn't ever mate.

>>720236998
That UK bin.
Not fucking surprised at all.

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>>720241146

You could always fuck a doll

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>>720238153

>>720236330
Thats poor child,
Thats not funny at all, its heart warming to see her smile like the other anon said

>>720236330
giggedy giggedy shes cute ... dun make fun of her

>>720241537

shut up faggot.

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>>720238041

too damn good

>>720240480
why couldn't you own an owl?

>>720241146
Why tho?

>>720240885
yeah you should be considerably more pissed off

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>>720241841
Are there any non-white aryans?

>>720236743
ok i lost kek

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>>720240709

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>>720242548

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>>720235919
nice one

>>720236804
>Stop liking what I don't like I don't get it stop it I don't like those things

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Most retarded ylyl thread I've ever seen, kys op

>>720242793
shut up .... at least thers no bananas

>>720236804
Metroid other m is fucking shit
It's not that Samus has emotions, it's that she's a little bitch just dogging around for her commander
That's not Samus
It's stupid
This whole comic and the artist are pure fucking cancer
They defend a Mac and call a PC a problem
Maybe if you're an illiterate useless dumbfuck no life who likes everything handed to them at a
>Higher price
>Less functionality

>>720240151
Doood. Check them.

>>720236425
You mean
>smarter then you

>>720236998
That poor wheel

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>>720242843
This is the first one in awhile that hasn't been destroyed, and it turned out to be a decent thread

>>720234119
>>720237927
Explain please .

>>720234165
someone needs to open a cringe thread just for that book
I've seen far too much of it to want to stop

>>720232966
did he died

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>>720234987
does that make him double gay or straight?

>>720235919
underrated post. chuckled

>>720232465
Lost

>>720242420
What a mad cunt

>>720236330
agree with otee anons
not samefag swear

>>720243381

absolute madman

>>720237715
Fake and gay

I came here for bananas. No bananas. Fuck this thread

>>720240142
that's not a dog you fucking idiot

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>>720243477
Look at this absolute nutter

Learn this motherfucker to heal

>>720242420
lost³

>>720233813
One of my first childhood friends was black. Used to hang out all the time. He was the only one who didnt make fun of me.

Then we went to highschool and he became popular and left me behind. Your a dick eddie

>>720238638

LMAO

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>>720236998
Look at that wheel buckling under the weight

>>720234021
Kill your self I Pray to fucking God this is bait

>>720234521
fucking retard. wood obviously goes face down so the bark can naturally keep the water out, making it burn better. it also has it stack better as it can fit like Tetris, and there are literally 0 disadvantages to stacking wood this way, as opposed to stacking it face up (which is retarded. Do you want sparks that set your house on fire, smells, and spoiled wood?)

If you're setting fireworks off from the wood, you would still put it face down. They don't want to burn it so the moisture in the ground is no problem, they have to focus on using the wood's natural arch to have a nice bed for the firework to stay in. It could roll off the flat piece of wood and hurt someone.
Now if you put the wood on it's bottom and made a circle so that they were like a tree with a firework inside, then that's pretty rad and the single reason that it should EVER be placed with the firework resting on the flat part.

>>720236410
Donald the douche.

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>>720241375

>>720243836
No its not maybe in the south but not up here. (New York)

>>720243268
It makes him mentally damaged.

>>720240449
thought the same, untill he fucked my asshole

>>720243912
Stupid and not funny. Fucking off and eat your chicken tendies kid

>>720240701

My dad keeps birds of prey, used to have a video of a baby eagle owl head bouncing to Pendulum.
Sadly lost the vid, it was on an ancient phone

>>720237312
/thread

>>720244237
found the darkie

>>720236330
What a disgusting abomination. The parents should be steralized and she should be put out her misery.

>>720240447
Someone clearly has problems.
Hope you manage to work them out someday.

>>720236804
I'm guessing whoever made this thinks Trump is a racist sexist bad bad man. He probably swoons over women while they step all over him and fuck his best friend instead.

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>>720244344
careful kid, you might cut yourself

>>720233869
man that looks really painful

getting hit in the ovaries is like getting hit in the nuts, trying to beat someone up with my testicles would hurt me more than them

>>720236998
How does the UK feel knowing it's turning into the US?

>>720243912

I remember those burgers

they made your shit
>green

>>720233956
>>720239003
These are fucking gold I don't know why I lost

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>>720235287
Yeah I can relate to that , faggots always bragging about their gay stuff , its annoying af

>>720244283
I wanna meet that dad

>>720234165
These are not jokes, Mohammed.

>>720232966
Kek lost after 5X watching

>>720244606
Hahahahaha fucking fat bitch

>>720237834
Agreed.

>>720239393
So edgy, so extreme. Faget.

>>720243836
>>720243912
>>720243335
>>720242548
>>720242520
>>720242493
>>720242471
>>720242420
>>720241998
>>720242139
>>720241841
>>720241792
>>720241375
>>720240735
>>720240058
>>720239136
>>720239003
>>720238703
>>720238667
>>720238638
>>720238359
>>720238156
>>720238091
>>720237757
>>720237715
>>720236885
>>720236807
>>720236804
>>720236743
>>720235822
>>720235287
>>720235221
>>720234119
>>720234021
>>720233956
>>720233869
>>720233745
All of these are cancer
Litiaraly the worst thread I've ever seen
I thought those guys were asswholes but because /b/ is really shit now

>>720237715
>IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT COMPUTERS AND SEE FOOD

>>720245056
Fucking auto correct

>>720241647
Got him good! nice comeback. very original. maybe when you hit puberty you can make a real joke

>>720245376

I gave ur mom a mushroom stamp

>>720244344
Hahaha what a stupid bitch HOW DARE SHE Be BORN WHITE A GENETIC DEFORMATION!

>>720234987
This needs image to be expanded to include the video about "her" fucking a dog. Not even kidding.

>>720237834
BUT SHE LOOK DUMB AND THAT MAKE ME FEEL SAD SO I'LL CALL HER DUMB!
(licks Dick and cums in own face)

>>720245492
>good goy

>>720245056
>Look at me respond to every comment in the thread ECKS DEE

>>720234165

3 and 4 are legitimate (weak) jokes but what the fuck are the others??

>>720237715
>HURR IT'S SHINY AND ALL THE COOL KIDS HAVE ONE!
that's the only reason why macs are popular because their expensive and it's a social status thing.

>>720240168
did it died?

>>720242337
yes, most aryans are asian

>>720232416
>>720232416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjv0RcLQ0OY

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>>720245967

>>720244514
I think it's the US turning into the UK. Overeating was all the victorians and Edwardians did.

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>>720238161
thats some funny shits right there

>>720245460
>"ur mom"
Are you actually 12 what the fuck are you doing on 4chan?

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>>720240709
easy
im not autistic you nigger

>>720244879

he is a prettycoolguy

>>720237834
lost gj mate "D

>>720245649
Uh um I was pretending to be retarded and Uhh your stupid!

>>720244514
Kek, sad but true.

>>720234688
to Wilders or not to Wilders next March... out of the EU asap..?? meh on the other hand, the Dutch government will just sick germany s dick to get back in when thbe next president comes along..

>>720235936
fuckable

>>720237176
Virgin gfless faggot detected kek

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>>720245056
THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS AGAIN! SOME CUNT JUST RESPONDED TO EVERY POST IN THE THREAD!
fuck you. You worthless piece of shit. Im just trying to have a nice evening on the chan and you fucking meme make me look at your shit post every time i look at the answers to some other post. I want to see the reactions of anons you faglord, not a bunch of numbers and the digital vomit of a 12 year old. I have a job, i have responsibilities and i want to spend my time masturbating, laughing, listening to meme songs and getting triggered by things on the internet. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AND YOUR JEWISH POST YOU NIGGER!!!
i bet you come home after a day of protesting for faggots and then just complain more on the internet. why cant you just shut the fuck up because noone cares about you.
You dont go to the store, take every item you DONT want to buy and shout "THIS ISS ALL SHIDD LOL FUG U STOR"
i bet you do
you fucking autistic beanbag of a human
i hope you get a girlfriend and she dies of fucking cancer
your a meme.
die.

>>720234615
Vader never gave a shit about finding luke though, even with the prequels retconning

>>720238161
That is top lek, but don't want to save it. Couldn't possibly sleep peacefully, would feel tainted knowing I have such disgusting animals saved.

>>720238153
Caesar Milan needed five hand surgeries that day.

>>720247049
why so angery

>>720238729
lost

>>720236330
Is that the crimson chin's daughter?

>>720247729
Fuckin kek

>>720247729
holy shit why did i lose to this

>>720246063
oh my god the fucking irony

>>720235936
Too bad there isn't a spread ass pic of her :(

>>720237312
Lol.

>>720232966
>>720232966
sauce

>>720233956
>1484378059809.gif

>>720234101
Both of them look like sluts though