wy take it in the ass for $2000?

>2017
>scared to make money with your ass
wut

>>720231655
I'm flat fuckin broke and just lost my job, so I guess so

>>720231655
Yeah prolly. Could use the money rn

no

but I might if I could do it a hundred more times at $2000 a pop

2 grand is not enough money to start actually being money so anybody who says yes is gayer than op

>>720231655
Ye man thats a good 2 week cruise where I can get some ass myself. Sign me up.

>>720231870
in some countries 2k is 5 months' salary
you'd consider it too

2k isnt bad. but need more details.

>how long inside?
>what dick?
>brutal?

>>720232451
normal size penis, normal sex

>>720232364

Yeah but in the good ones it's only a months rent.

Depends how rough we are talking, though two grand doesn't go all that far, but I'd probably do it, so long as I won't get AIDS.

>>720231655
I already do it for free

>>720231655
why would i pay 2000 dollars to have some schmuck fuck my ass?

>>720232511
sure

>>720232511
that'd be ok for 2k

>>720231655
I'd do it for $50 mate and I'm not even gay

easily

>>720232717
given that I don't get any STD, and no one will know, same here

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>>720231655
Not for $2,000, no.

But, I have my breaking point. Somewhere around $150,000

>>720231655
To a qt petite pale trap with a feminine dick? Yes
To a man? No

>>720231655
Yes.

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2K to take this

>>720231655
I'd do a lot for $2000

With a condom? Sure. I could use a new computer.

>>720232890
Np, if girls can do it, I can too

I mean its a little steep, but I guess if I had the money...

>>720232815
Liar

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>>720231655
For money?
Pff I do it for free

>>720234944
Get out of here with that stupid autistic furfag shit

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>>720234944
Welcome to /b/ fag

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>>720235197
No u

See,
>>720235251

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>>720233045
i like ur attitude. this attitude is what puts men on the moon. good on you anon.

can i make him wear a condom?

>>720231655
sure, hell id pay.

Add a 0 and that's a possibility. Although with a few rules; dude has to be hot, condom is mandatory and I'm allowed to be high/drunk. Obviously no video involved and complete secrecy.

$2000? That's a lot of money
Normally I only pay $200 for someone to fuck my ass

If he wears a condom or I know he's STD free, absolutely.

>>720232815
well someone is scared

>>720235819
>dude has to be hot
Yeah, you'd let a guy fuck you for free.

>>720232846
tfw they're both the same

>>720235356
I'm going to torture a live animal for every faggot furry post.

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>>720236066
Go out and torture ''''live'''' (retard) animals if you want psychopath :)

>>720232890
I'd pay $2000 to get fucked by that

>>720236396

At least I'm not an autistic faggot with a longing desire to suck dog dick. I'll pick psycho.

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>>720236716
Nice try mate, neither am I :)
Sorry for triggering you

>>720232545
literally getting pounded in the ass for a months rent is such value. work for 20-30 minutes and your rent is paid(if you're not lower class and don't have room mates) as opposed to working 200 hours at a minimum wage job. and that's before taxes and everything too

>>720231655
yes. student poorfag

>>720236396

"Out of a group of 300 males self-identified as belonging to the fandom, whether or not they feel as they did not have a fulfilled childhood, 46% replied 'yes' while 64% replied 'no'. When asked whether or not they feel sexual attraction to minors, 12% responded 'yes' to feeling attraction to those below the age of 18, 7% responded 'yes' to feeling attraction to those below the age of 12. 81% stated they feel no sexual attraction to minors whatsoever."

>>720231655
streamin some nigga gay ass porn at twitch
/greatgamesgalore

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>>720237346
OK

>>720237439

So you like fucking kids, awesome. Bet your parents are proud.

>>720231655
No

I'd do it for free!

>>720237418
>7418▶
>>>720231655 (OP)
fake

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>>720237567
Triggered much?
Aren't kids on the top off the fuck-chain?
Too bad I wasn't in that random survey!
>Enjoy p0rn<3

>>720231655
nah

>>720237418
damn thats hot

>>720237645
niggas

Lol, I would do it every day for that money.

>>720237893
hes too twitch
/greatgamesgalore

>>720231655
Everybody has a price. Mine is quite a bit higher than 2 grand though.

>>720231655
I already do it for free, I'm gay, so for 2k? Hell yeah.

>>720238329
streaming animal gore at twitch /greatgamesgalore

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>>720238329
WoW edgy

>>720238554
not edgy as this nigga
twitch /greatgamesgalore

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>>720238554
What's that? Dead dogs? :)

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>>720238329
Needs more furry gore!

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>>720238702
Dont you have any furry gore? :U
Hotter<3

>>720231655

If it's a normal (IRL normal, not internet/porn "normal") sized penis, a condom and lube is used and the only thing I had to do is just "take it up the ass", like crouch on all fours and wait until the guy's done...? Hey, it's easier than anything I've done for a living thus far.

And I don't really even need that money ATM.

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>>720238702
If we're going to be real tho'
You're triggered which is a bit sad from just someone writing with you and then you save pictures of dogs which I have no connection to, to try and upset me
3/10

I'd do it for a 20 Piece McNuggets

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>>720238554

This one is my favorite.

His owner cut out his eyes because he pissed on the floor.

I'll bet he was scared, was probably expecting just a kick to the stomach. Now he'll never walk without bumping into walls like a little reject. I wish I could have been there to see the look of terror in his eyes before they were carved out.

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>>720239048
OK?
Are you just in it for the porn now? :p

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>>720238776
Nah lol. I prefer IRL.

Look at this little loser. Did you fuck him so hard that he lost the ability to walk, run, and play? Wow that's fucked up.

Welp, there goes any chance of him getting adopted. Off to the gas box.

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>>720239338
Well you're still here watching gay fur<3
Posting random dog pics, is a bit sad

I'd do it for free

>>720231655
yeah... but not bare though

>>720239338
>>720239048
oh god you're more cringy and worse than fucking furfags

>>720239397
not as sad as being a fucking degenerate gay fucktard

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>>720239496
Welcome to /B/ fag <3
Think it's gay to look at Gfur but okei~

>>720239167

I'm starting to think you are every bit as fucked up as every stereotype the furry fandom gives itself. Fat, lonely, turned on by bestiality, with a tendency to regress into childlike mindsets. The whole fandom is based on bestiality under the guise of being fans of "anthropomorphic animals". Just admit it, you crave cat cock. Any furry will be quick to defend the fandom, but you just flat out admitted to wanting to fuck children. You are a degenerate.

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>>720239338
>Look at this little loser. Did you fuck him so >hard that he lost the ability to walk, run, and >play? Wow that's fucked up.

>Welp, there goes any chance of him getting >adopted. Off to the gas box.

>>720231655
I would pay even more to take it. What a bargain!

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>>720239757
>Post pictures off dead animals
>Get triggered by someone typing

>You are a degenerate.

Cant tell if this gold is real!

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I would do it for 2$

>>720239970

100% legit. Just curious, do you still play with legos? I bet you love My Little Pony too.

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>>720240091
Welcome to the club!

some gay ass porn at twitch
/greatgamesgalore

>>720231655
How long does my $2000 buy me?

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>>720240109
Lego & MLP are not my cup of tea
Just asking cus' you want to have something in common to talk about?

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>>720240156
thanks
what can I do to show my gratitude?

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>>720240344
Grindr/Craigslist & a leaking butt for a week straight, at least!
You have to show your gratitude by always be full off thick cum fam!

>>720240304

I can't really think of anything I would have in common with a dog fucker.

Oh, almost forgot.

I wonder what it would sound like if he tried to bark? Bet it would sound something like-
BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF

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>>720240536
gladly :3

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>>720240565
>I wonder what it would sound like if he tried to bark? Bet it would sound something like-
BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF

>>720231655
obv

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>>720240580
Good thing someone knows how to properly please another guy~

>>720240565
see this prime example off a real alpha ;)
>>720240580

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>>720240738

BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF

>>720240565
can't tell if retarded or just beta

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>>720240856
>>720240565
Okey Im sorry, you made me chuckle a bit

Would I have to freeze off my anal warts before the encounter? Or would he be down for whatever?

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>>720240953
>>720240865

BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF

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>>720241109

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>>720241109
>>720240856
>>720240565
>>720240109
>>720239496

>>720231655
my virgin ass will stay like that
i would need way more than fucking 2k, cant buy anything with that

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>>720241109
Don't shit-post now, don't want you banned :U

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>>720241228
>>720241228

MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP MMFFLRRP

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>>720241463

BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF BLARF

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>>720241465
<3 cwute doge

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>>720242020
That really shows how dead the thread is :(

Absolutely, I could get a car for 2k. Legit how can I go about doing this? Scamming people on CL?

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>>720242152
Craigslist & Tinder
Just as for a tip/gift

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Guess the weirdo left too :U
Sad ...

Is he alright?

>>720231655
Sure thing
I masturbated my ass with an electric toothbrush yesterday used lotsa lube
it was actually quite pleasurable.

I felt really quinky

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>>720243157
Just go for the cock fam!

I'd take it for free

>>720243213
I'm not gay, I have a fiance
I just like putting stuff up my ass

Yes.

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>>720243401
>I'm not gay
>I just like putting stuff up my ass
Commit!

>>720232890
Nice dick, but he looks too much like a little faggot to me.

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>>720231655
why not?~

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>>720243822
Nice another playmate~

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Fuck me daddy

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>>720244157

>>720231655
Well, I normally do it for $50 but if you want to pay more...

>>720244880
Getting fucked for only 50$?
Really? Not even a phone, clothes or like 100$???

>>720231655
for free!
http://www.getthelube.com/

>>720231655
Nobody pays 2k to fuck some hairy man ass.