ITT weird shit you can do with your body. Pic related is me

>>720224780
what the actual fuck is going on there?

ever heard of tucking?
yeah that was trannys do and you're doing part of what they do.

Congrats fgt

>>720224780
What
The
Fuck

>>720224780
wtf that is possible with a benus?

Yeah literally all I'm doing is tucking a semi back into itself, idk how to explain

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>>720224780
just be careful to note break anything. body doesnt grow parts back

>>720224780

did you tuck your dick into itself?

>>720224780
>tshirt with some shit printed on
>Weeaboo boxers
>Not shaved


Wow you must be a wizard.

>>720225075
Literally, yes. It doesn't hurt or anything, I wouldn't recommend trying it with a full boner though..

>>720224780
thank you sir, thats the first time i saw that and now im a little more enlightened than before

>>720225166
like 90% of this forum, go back in your cave troll

>>720225184
agree

>>720224780
so if you start to get a chubby can you hold in place, then release like a jack in the box?

>>720225341
Yes, actually :^)

>>720225386
you ever sit something on top first? see how far you can fire it?

>>720225467
Well, It's not THAT much of a spring effect, but I guess I could try with a penny or whatever

>>720225166
To be fair, I have those boxers too, it's american comic design, not weeabo at all.

>>720225569
They're actually lounge pants / pj bottoms, what I wear most of the time i'm inside

draw a smiley face under the head of your dick, then post gif of you getting hard.

>>720225651
same. I like Peter Alexander - Aussie designer

>>720224780
absolute /b/ material

>>720225708
also, pretend your winding a crank handle

Inverted penis, how did you learn you can do this?

>>720225708
>>720225965
Sorry but I'm not really into that kind of fetish shit

>>720225977
it is a skill unlocked by achieving the title of Wizard at lvl30

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>>720226010
b...but.. you already posted a pic of your dick? erect state is where we draw the line?

>>720225569
weeaboo

>>720224780
holy shit... real life Dwight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHTbHd72Ur0

>>720225977
Was just lurking while brain afk and it just kinda happened, thought you guys mihgt be interested

>>720226182
Do you have any other body parts you can invert for us?

>>720224780
i can process food into energy

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>>720224780
Easy. I can fold my whole tongue completely in half. Never met another person who can do it in my entire life

>>720226399
i can do this phaggot

>>720225526
>>720225467
>>720225386
>>720225341
kek this thread

>>720226399
yeah at first I thought bfd, without using lips that's impressive

>>720226512
pics to prove it bitch

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I can do that with my nipple

>>720226399
why'd you try in first place, was it like a cum funnelling thing?

>>720226704
can we get a front view of your talent?

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>>720224780
Really good at having no neck

>>720226831
;)

>>720226704
cool, make a gif

My left shoulder joint seems to not have been formed completely when I was a kid. I'm able to nearly touch my right shoulder joint with my left elbow when I put my arm down behind my head. Always freaks people out, yet I have no disability or anything. I think it's just the joint lacking a bit of bone wall to keep the arm bone firmly inside. I can pop it in and out a bit.

>>720226762
I was a little kid and was just messing around. The internet didn't exist yet so one of the main components of being a kid was having stupid human tricks. I can also raise both of my eyebrows independently. As well as wiggle my ears independently. Like wiggle just left, and then just right.

>>720226704
Timestamp ( compulsory )
Frontal if possible please. Thank you for sharing.

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>>720227236
I'm sorry believe what you want but I'm super comfortably wrapped in a blanket like a burrito and about to nap so no timestamp but frontal view for u. no attention whoring so goodnight guys x

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>>720224780
I can make my body so repulsive that people don't even wanna be near me.

Oh wait, I do that automatically every day

>>720227879
while you go to your nap, i will thankfully fap on your beautiful tit

>>720227879
s'all good. Rest easy, fam

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>>720228128
I bet you're alt right

i can rotate my legs/arms about 300 degrees

>>720226843
Ethan, is that you in your high school years?

>>720228742
Nah. Names Thomas.

>>720227879
How lovely. Rest tight. Make a thread after you wake up with this picture and post more. Much appreciated.

If I put my hands on the table with fingers pointing towards each other, I can rotate either hand completely around until my fingers face each other again, just can't do both at the same time.

I have a long ballsack, I can stretch it up and over, tuck it around my waistline so it's like a ballsack bikini and/or I look like a ken doll. Can't do pics right now I'm at work.

My right thumb and right big toe will crack over and over again if I move either in a circle.

I can do the clam tongue thing. I can shift my hair. I can wiggle one ear. Independent eyebrow thing, also if I cross my eyes I can keep one pointed inward and move the other one around wherever.

>>720228469
nope. and well done for bringing politics into this, my friend.

>>720224780
Have you ever busted a nut and gotten yourself pregnant

>>720229286
kek

>>720229286
Anon asking the right question here. Also if you did and you got pregnant OP, does that make you a pedophile if you tuck your dick in while you're pregnant?

>>720229286
spat my fucking drink out, fuck you

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>>720230087
ya'll freaks of nature

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Can bend my little finger down to the palm of my hand keeping other fingers straight... normally your ring finger would bend as well. Only on my right hand though

>>720230263
could you bend your pinky so that it rests on where it starts?

this isn't a fetish, I swear

>>720226704
>>720227879
Tone of skin is too different, try fooling someone else faggot. Do a proper timestamp or gtfo

>>720230450
couldn't it be the lighting?

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>>720230087
I can do that too

>>720230377
yeah, just about... the very tip of my ring finger will bend though... I'll post it if you really want

>>720230744
yes please

>>720230541
2nd pic is just pale, don't think its only shadow in first pic + no timestamp. Only newfags believe shit like this. Hurr durr a girl would never talk to me in real life so i desperately give every faggot on the internet attention who pretends to be a one

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This too

>>720230886
well it's tits, nonetheless. So who cares? Who wins in the end?

>>720230733
Congratulations

>>720224780
I used to do that all the time as a kid. I could even do it fully hard. Not I have to be soft to do it for some reason.

>>720231262
Thank you

I can bend some of my fingers backwards, but i cant upload as the picture quality is too high

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>>720225166
>Not shaved

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>>720230858
angle isn't great...it starts to hurt my hand after.a while

>>720224780
Im confused af here. Can u post step by step pics of the process?

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>>720224780
I can bend my thumb sideways

>>720231772
you suck, mayne. I'm glad I can beat you at something at least!

>>720232136
nice, does it move sideways by itself when you bend it at the knuckle, or do you bend at knuckle and then a separate action to move sideways?

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>>720226399

>>720232297
Just kidding, i was born with retarded thumbs. They stay this way, i forgot the term used for them.

>>720232256
ahh I don't quite get you... the shitty camera angle?

>>720232480
that's a shame... it'd be great if you could waggle a thumb at someone

>>720232490
nah man, your ring finger shouldn't be bending. Also, your hand is shaking quite a lot.

>>720228128
I do that too

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I can do what OP does, also I can do pic related

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>>720224780
Look OP, we're twinning.

>>720231010
I can do that, but only on my left index finger. I've done it before on my right, but the ability comes and goes.

>>720232744
Wow you have child hands

i can make the air smells pretty bad.

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I can do a bunch of shit. If my hands are cuffed behind my back I can just swing them over my head. I can dislocate my right shoulder and both my hips, slamming them back into place with a loud crack. Freaks people out. I don't do it anymore, because it hurts now.

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>>720231923
Step 1
>get forskin
Step 2
>roll it up
Step 3
>don`t have jewish parents

I can move my ears

>>720234533
jesus

>>720234013
I know, I hate it, I essentially have the body of a 12 year old, and I always have.

>>720234533
gif or it didnt happen

>>720234731
I can do the OP thing and I am cut

>>720235206

it's ok, anon, some people prefer 12 year olds tbqhf

>>720225042
nipples grow back

>>720224780
i used to do that as a kid

Also, move only 1 eye at a time.

>>720232903
you can fucking PUT YOUR PENIS BACK INTO YOUR BODY

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET AHRD THEN ?

>>720225042
nails grow back

>>720225042
liver grows back

>>720235308
pics or didnt happen

>>720225042
hair grows back

>>720232903
How did you do that?

>>720225042
Neurons grow back

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>>720224902
>>720224780

>>720227879
Alyssa?

>>720234533
I used to be able to dislocate my shoulders. I would do it to show people. Then my ligaments got weak and it would start dislocating when I didn't want it to. Not a good idea to keep doing it. I wish I would have known at the time.

>>720235772
it gets back to its natural position or it doesn't get hard at all idk

>>720226685
fuck you i don't need to prove shit

>>720226704
that is a beautiful breast

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>>720234533
I could do pic and this.

>>720236317
Yeah, if I get really upset my shoulder will fall out of place, almost like i lose the ability to hold it in place. And my hips are fucked now, I've been popping them since I was a newborn (also when I'm upset)

>>720235394
Bullshit. You're telling me that if I slice off your nipple that it'll grow back?

>>720235772
So it is a tail...

>>720230263
This is one of those things that someone in this thread never thought was impossible and they're trying it right now, absolutely shocked that they never knew that

>>720236768
Can you do this?

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>>720236768
>>720237098
This

>>720237149
Not gunna lie as fucked up as i am this gave me a hard on

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>>720237383

>>720225042
Oh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back!

>>720237383
Kek. Why?

>>720225042
skin grows back

>>720226399
You're actually retarded. Almost every person can do this but since the first thing I do when I meet someone is shake their hand and not stick my tongue out chances are you won't know.

>>720231010
hypermobility masterrace

>>720228469
Literally everything on here besides the hat is 100% leftist

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>>720237149
Noooooope!
Only my fingers (and tips) are double jointed, can't do anything with my hand to finger joints.

I could do this >>720231010
. But it hurts if i keep it like this more than a few seconds.
Does that hurt?

>>720236249
i wish

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>>720237805
>>720238168
Not at all.

>>720225042
Nerves don't really grow back -_-

>>720238315
>>720238168
i can do this, and i can turn my eyelids inside out

>>720238315
This is what happens when both parents are related.

>>720237637
I have no idea bonner just happened while looking at them twisted hands

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>>720238411
My toes even do it. I can do the eyelid thing but it burns a bit

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>>720238315

>>720238457
You're just jealous because your body is boring and average.

>>720238783
Thanks anon, I'm flattened.

>>720238988
*flattered

>>720238681
if i do it with my toes, mad agonizing cramps soon follow

>>720238890
Enjoy arthritis

>>720227879
Three seconds on google tells me you are a bullshitter and need to learn to copy pics from a page that isn't page 1 on google..

>>720239035
No problem, anything else you can do to your body?

>>720238783
That is one ugly penis

>>720239236
Dosent matter what it looks like when its in a pussy or a mouth my niggah but overall yess unattractive dick my good sir

>>720239150
We all get old, friend.

>>720239212
When I lay on my stomach, I can bend my legs up and around my head, laying my feet flat on my chest.

I can touch my elbows together behind my back.

Basically anything that requires bending i can do. (Except for putting both feet behind my head, I could never do that)

>>720238315
Gotta kik?

>>720237583
no zhey don't

>>720240078
Nope

>>720224780
I thought that everyone could do this, not just us freaks with loose connective tissue.

>>720239848
had a gf that could do something similar to the first thing you posted. oh the possibilities. hurt her after a while though.

>>720231772
That's fucking weird, I have the exact same ring.

>>720238783
Yeah, it's a miracle - I can do that too if a big tittied girl comes along.

>>720240600
No love for the small tits?

>>720224780
you sir

are a wizard

>>720240889
Focus moves to cunt, then...

>>720241588
You sir are scholar

>>720226399
And the theory holds.

>>720237853
Alt-right is now literally everyone SJWs don't like.
So, it's technically correct.

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my tongue can go behind my uvula up behind my nose or down my throat really far. no gag

>>720237853
>4chan flag
>"muh slavery" flag
>100% leftist

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>>720224780
Wtf ur doing hooman

>>720231010
I CAN DO IT TOO
REPLY TO THIS AND TELL ME I'M A GOOD BOY

>>720226399
I can do that too
And i can make it turn completely.

>>720235772
>sproing
You can't really hold it in when it gets hard.

>>720242110
How long is your tongue?

>>720242754
average, the skin connector thing at the bottom of normal peoples tongues isnt there for me, so thats probably why

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Not me in these picture, but i got these too

cannot do much with them...

>>720242821
Got a pic? I've never seen anyone with a tongue like that.

>>720224780
Thought i was unique with that skill.
Pretty cool tho.

>>720243025
THAT is weird as all fuck. Congrats on the snail tongue!

>>720243083
phones dead sorry

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>>720226704
Looks related

>>720234533
I can dislocate my right shoulder aswell !
And I agree, it freaks people out when they hear the loud crack hahaha.

>>720243025
do they grow back or???? whats the deal. have you tried fixing that or

>>720243424

They are under the tounge so you dont really notice them unless you really try to see them

so their not really a problem, never had a gf that actually spotted them

people never pay as much attention as you might think they do

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>>720243025

>>720243403
Hey girl, wanna come home and fucky fucky.
Girl: what? Where? How?
Guy: Get ready to be rammed cunt!

>>720243403
his scrotum became one with the fat

>>720232744
Never seen this before but I tried it and I can do it too

>>720224780
is that a turd

>>720243633
I saw that as a tit on the icon pic... got horny... then BAM!

I have these symmetrical two dots under the head of my penis that i cannot find in the anatomy books

>>720230263
I can do this too, also only with my right hand. But it starts to hurt when the ringfinger is fully stretched.

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My thumb can touch my forearm

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>>720243083

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>>720243025

MOAR TENTACLE TOUNGES!!!!

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>>720244232
>>720243025

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>>720240518

>>720224780
Tbh i thought most guys did this at some point. I used to a lot when i was a kid. Judging by reactions in this thread it is not as normal as i had percieved.

>>720244144
pls, don't die on us

>>720242482
You're a good boy, anon

>>720244345
Pretty much, yeah - but I had it for a reason....

>>720243403
>>720243602
Kek
Guy: Prepare for being pounded hard bitch

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Easy peasy

>>720225042
With enough time and stem cells, i can grow anything back

>>720224780
wow I thought I was the only one who could do that with my dick. kek

i can eat my own boogies from the canal, which connects my mouth and the inside of my nose
I feel a light taste a raw meat or a mouth, with something, which i ate/brushed my teeth with/drunk/put in my nose

>>720244795
Jesus Christ absolutely disgusting

>>720244795
>what are tendons?

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>>720243403
its scared ;_;

>>720244795
glued?

>>720244795
moar

>>720230087
>>720230733
I call this : "the finger swastika"

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Most males can batwing their balls

Nobody can autofellatio? :O

>>720246824
Would you be posting here if you could, instead of doing it?

>>720232410
kek
but on a serious note, tongue rolling is not genetic. cant believe they teach that shit in schools

>>720247112
Wait, real? WTF 9th grade science class?

>>720244795
i've seen this shit on facebook and reddit

>>720247251
You'de be surprised how much they get wrong.
9th grade science teachers are 9th grade science teachers for a reason

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i can stretch my boob like this

OP pls post real dick pic

>>720238315
why this makes me hard?