anon, how do I make girls get interested in me ?

you don't

>>720212544
by being funny, charming, and not awkward.

>>720212628
Dont listen to this guy


Go through FB friend list, send dick pics to every chick. odds are at least 1 will reply

>>720212760
the 'ol sheer volume method
classic.

>>720212544
you ask something other than 4chan

>>720212544
you dont. you cant make anyone like you. Its a numbers game. Be relentless and eventually someone will go with it.

Money. Own things that show you have money.

Money , power,respect, security.

>>720212544
Grab them right on the pussy

>>720212598
Are you me?

Git monies plox.

be good looking and not autistic

girls love when you do romantic shit


like rape them

>>720213487
that's asking a lot considering 4chin's target audience

Tell em you'll lick their shitter like an apple fritter. Works every time.

Cocaine. Bitches love cocaine. If the licking her bum thing doesn't work try cocaine.

>>720213930
as sarcastic as people are being, honestly this.

I met a girl that went from "i'd never fuck someone like you" to gargling my hog from just a QUARTER of a gram.

Cocaine makes girls feel like they love whoever it is gave them cocaine. Because they want more cocaine.

You don't have to like it, but it's true.

>>720212544
A fat dick and a fat wallet help tremendously. Don't be fat, though, that's a negative.

>>720214151
I was joking about the licking her shitter thing but half serious about the coke lmfao it's true.

>>720214908
real talk girls do love when you lick the fart-box though.

so they were both borderline true. Give her coke and lick her ass and watch her fall in love right before your very eyes kids!

>>720214908
Continued: don't actually do that lol.
Be confident and work out. Dress well.

>>720214999
I went from "I'll never eat pussy" to spread them cheeks girl llool. Hoes love it.

>>720215043
Or just cocaine

same results, no need to work out.

Be interesting you idiot

>>720212544
>>720212544
be a man

>>720212544

Combine this >>720212799

With this>>720212628

Also helps if you have this>>720213048

Thread/

>>720215406
Wisdom

>>720215406
you forgot this
>>720213930

A)Be 10/10 with six-pack abs
B)Be wealthy
C)Have a huge cock

Pick one

>>720212544
That's easy -You just gotta find the clitoris

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>>720212544
I fell for my boyfriend as he had a good sense of humour, same political views, was interesting and not awkward about conversations. It was really easy to hold conversation and we could talk for hours, it's still the same now. I could talk for him 4 hours straight just about all sorts of random things. Sometimes, it's best to start conversation online like on Facebook. This is because in person that girl might be shy and not pay attention to you. On Facebook it's all about striking a conversation and then holding onto it.

Me and my boyfriend actually first met on TF2, we had a good match together, I added him on steam and since then we've met in real life. The wait was really worth it and I know it won't be a long distance relationship for long.

Another thing to consider is how attractive you look, if you're under 5/10 you'll have to do something about your looks.

Good luck OP, if you have any other questions go ahead and ask.

>>720212544
I really don't know OP. I suck at picking up chicks and I still have had girlfriends and fuck buddies. Just hangout with them. Your coworkers, classmates, and so on. An opportunity will arise to flirt or actually make out.

The one thing I can say is that you have to make yourself valuable. You have to truly believe you are more valuable than women. Do things that will make you feel like that. (workout, more money, good at etc.). Basically find yourself.

>>720215649
this guy has the right idea

wave a handful of hundred dollar bills at them.

>>720216161
some women don't care about money at all as long as you're kindhearted

>>720216254
Lol

>>720216306
I say that because I'm one of those women, my boyfriend is poorer than me and sometimes I pay for the date

>>720212544
Stop being such a faggot

>>720216341

how big was your dick

>>720215642
im a girl btw

>>720212544
initiate girls aint gonna pick you up son

Stop watching black girl porn would be my first suggestion. The second would be stop watching black guy porn, but we all know that will never happen for you

>>720216674
you mean his dick? I don't have a penis
>>720216721
gtfo you're not me

>>720212544
if you like a girl dont talk like you want to be friends or yo ass will end up ass a friend

>>720212544
become interesting

>>720216895

you ain't a chick

put your hand as if you was about to pick up a bowling ball, now turn it the other way around, walk up to the girl you want, hook her by the pussy and drag her back into your parents basement

>>720217522
if you say so but I was born a girl and identify as a girl so I don't see how I would be anything else

you just have to give them the feeling of being someone girls are very often empty inside so you go and fill her up with some good old manjuice

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>>720212544
win genetic lottery.
if not become successful + rich (but then again theres a high chance they still wont)

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>>720218307
OP if you aren't already pulling girls left right you have no chance. best you can do is move on and find something else to find you happiness

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>>720218392
lmao
>find something else to find
now isn't that great england

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>>720218617

Just get a decent job OP. I started working as a Comcast tech a few months ago and the attention I get from women has increased dramatically. Not to mention how much easier it is to socialize since a job like mines requires it. Also, they probably think I make good money, but I really make shit lol.

>>720218793
the rest is here.
http://imgur.com/a/odxAV

Male bartender here with 3 sisters (not that this makes me an authority, but for 8 years I have witnessed men try and fail and men try and succeed every night for 8 years)

The first bit of advice I have is to be confident, everything else will not matter if you do not go into the courting process with a can-do attitude.

At a bar-
1-Do not buy women drinks, this only shows them that they can take advantage of you and drink for free at the expense of a beta male. I cannot tell you how many times I have seen women drink for free all night at the expense of some poor schmuck and at the end of the night go home with someone else.
2-Do not approach them- If a hot woman approaches you on the street with a pen and paper, looking to get signatures or your e-mail, you will be automatically guarded. You will not know what she wants from you, and you will put assume the worst. The same goes in a bar, women automatically suspect that you want to fuck them, just because you approach them. The better option is to exude fun and confidence. If you are out with a friend, make sure you are not a bump on a log, talk about what interests you in a commanding, loud tone, laugh often, and be the life of the party around you. If the energy level is low, match it and go a bit higher. If the energy level is high, just match it. Women will be drawn TO YOU, because they came out to have fun.
3-Dress appropriately- You can take home women in sweat pants. The only key is to be well coordinated, and well groomed. Also, shoes matter. I am not saying fedora it up, or to look like a peacock. Find a style that works for you that does not make you look like you are trying. Be comfortable in your dress, but be polished.
4-If a woman asks you FOR ANYTHING, this is a shit test. If you do it, you will go home with a Sahara level dry dick. I am not saying you cannot do things for women, but make sure you throw that shit back in their face before you do. If someone asks me for a cigarette, I tell (cont)

>>720216535
true, if you keep being a faggot OP none of the girls will notice you
>>720216772
this, girls are often the shy ones in this situation and will feel awkward at making the first move even if they like you
>>720216798
unless he wants to be a dirty race traitor all his life

(cont) them that "You know they sell these at like every gas station, or, are you under 18, is that why you expect me to give you one?"
5-Do not dance....Unless you are a great dancer.
6-Do not get wasted. You need your wits about you.
7-Make friends with the guys/fat chicks in the target's group before you even talk to the pretty one. Get them to love you and ignore her, she will be fighting for your attention before the night is over.
7-Have a plan- A girl will not just automatically come home with you and leave her friends. Have whiskey/pot/coke conveniently at your house. Give them a reason to come over besides just wanting to fuck.
8-Once you get them to your place, disarm the situation. You do not want them to feel creeped out by pressing the issue of sex right off the bat. Play a game, cards against humanity is good. Stay on the thread of being the life of the party and fun.
9-Don't be a bitch. If you did everything right and you feel like it is not going your way, always be the person that ends the interaction. But have a reason. Do not end it and go back to drinking alone at the end of the bar. Pay your tab and leave, wish them your goodbyes, and save the fight for another day. I call this planting a seed of sex. As long as you do not make yourself out to be creepy/wanting sex then you have a chance next time. Sometimes this is the better option.

>>720219594
10-Be ambitious- money does not matter as much as ambition. They do not care what you do, as long as you have a plan, and are working on that plan to be better.
11-Be a white knight- I know this seems to go against what I said earlier, but it helps. If you see a guy not following the rules, and hitting on a woman strongly, and she does not like it, this gives you an opportunity to swoop in and save her. You do this by either getting him away from her, or by slyly shifting the conversation away from seduction, to something else. This shows a lot of social awareness, and by default she will look at you as someone who commands a situation.
12-Drinking alone- It may be hard to be the life of the party when you do not have a wingman, in these situation, strike up a meaningful or fun conversation with the bartender. They are your wingman. Once again exude happiness and fun.
13-Never say anything negative- (about yourself) Do not go in for self deprecating humor. This only makes you look weak and insecure. Only talk about your best qualities, not your worst.
14-Change locations- If you can pull a girl to another, more fun bar, the chances of her coming home with you greatly increase.

>>720220099
That is all I can think of right now. Keep in mind this is less "how to get a gf" and more "how to get laid". If you do these things, you will get laid a lot more, and if you CHOOSE you may have a gf. But I do not recommend it. Women are manipulative and emotional. They are better suited for fuck buddies/fwb.

Do not put them on a pedestal. They are people just like you and me. If a girl intimidates you, just know that there are a million different things that she is insecure about. The prettier they are, the more insecure they are about small imperfections. Honestly it is rarely worth the trouble to pursue a relationship, as these things eventually bubble.

Also one more bit of advice- If you see a woman getting emotional, ignore her. If you go in asking if she is ok, you are essentially her emotional tampon. There to suck up all her feelings, then she will throw you away.
The better option would be to ignore it, as ignoring lessens the fuel on the fire, and once she calms down, change the subject.

I always picture a small kitten attacking a big dog in my head when women get out of line. Yea, they are being a bitch or a whiney cunt, but it is trivial, because that shit is so much beneath me. 9 times out of 10, they will see you are the strong one by ignoring them, they will apologize, and they will get put back in their place, as an obvious over emotionalized, irrational, woman.