So... cute... What do I write /b/? Dubs decides

Sup fivehead

>>720210108
Can you jerk me with your mind?

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>>720210108
Say "FUGGIN MARRY ME FAIRY GIRL"

Hey you're really cute, can I stick my dick in you?

>>720210108
is that ms frizzle?

>>720210108
"That looks great. Mind if I join you?"

>>720210108
ask her if you can ride her magic school bus

>>720210108
Your drink looks like it could use some more froth.

>>720210108
Hi Bjork.

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Cute girls are my fetish

>>720210108
Do you have a younger sister only better looking?

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>>720210108
I'd suck a log of shit out of your ass

Hey you're really cute! I'd love to get to know you better.

>>720210108
Take a shower with me and I'll help you condition out that frizz bomb you call hair.

can you an hero on periscope/younow ?

I like your hair. What else you got that's frizzy?

>>720211090
Rolling

>>720210108
Hi, I'm a faggot ass beta asking a website what to ask you....hurr.....hurr....m'lady

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Send her pic related

You're pretty cute let's hook up?

>>720211090

>>720211359
this

>>720211326
Reroll

You ever hear the expression, "Once you go black you never go back?" Well, now you can go white and just call me Dwight.

>>720211377
You shizen housen

>>720211377
>>720211388

Winrars

>>720211377
WinRAR!

>>720211320
rollin like I'm the cocksucker OP is

>>720211476
Only first one wins dummy

>>720211543
Why not do both?

>>720211610
>let's hang out would work better

>>720210108
I can forecast the future in that forehead

>>720211678
Doesn't matter anyways, op won't deliver

>>720210108
>kilometres

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>>720211875
Fair point

roll for

DICK DICK IN VAGINA YOUR FACE BE CUTE LET'S HANG UT ME WANT TO RAPE YOUR ASS DICK DICK

autismo derserviolo spaghetto

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>>720212044
Give me the WIN give me the RAR

GIVE ME THE WINRAR

>>720212009
Nice cat, yours?

>>720211326
>>720211388
>>720211476
>>720211543
>>720211610

You can't send images through tinder fucking retards, only preloaded GIFS

>>720212044
yay deliver op

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>>720212044

>>720212111
Yeah. She shakes hands.

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>>720212044
.

>>720212282
That's awesome. I miss having a cat around. Haven't had one since I move a few years back. What's her name?

>>720210614
Rolling for dis lmao

>>720210108

So any chance of you being interested in hearing the good word of our lord and savior Santana?

When she asks be sure to mention it's Carlos Santana and not satan

>>720212127

Like these faggots are on Tinder

>>720210108
Hey, you're out of tea..

sup biatch. lemme git dat dick.

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Welp, went with my own creation. Sorry boys.
She matched me at 3 AM btw

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>>720213564

>>720210108
Sup?

>>720213564
>we swipe each other right, telling each other we find them attractive
>better tell her i find her attractive and hope she responds

Send her a dick pic, my dubs say so

>>720213564
They come at night
They come in threes
They call it cruel
I prefer mean

>>720213635
Where do people get these images

>>720213564
oh god

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>>720213564
Wow, you retarded ducking idiot.

Not only are you a huge faggot for making your own but it isn't even a good ice breaker. I hope you fucking die.

>>720210108
Wtf is a kilometer?

>>720213564
translation:
>i am a huge faggot and best i can hope for is friendsone
get ebola faggot

>>720213952
amerifat redneck meter is of the scale

>>720213564
lol what a retard.

>>720213564
That is a terrible startup for a conversation.
Not only did you break the laws of /b/, you wrote the worst thing possible.
Making the impression of a try hard weeaboo before she even talks to you.
You do know that now she just won't answer or if, she'll be disgusted by your repulsive message.

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>>720213952
this

>>720210108

must be hard being paul giamatti's daughter.

>>720213749
The internet

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>>720211090
roll

>>720213952
As distance equivalent to as long it takes to eat 3 bags of doritos on the scooter

>>720214167
kek

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Since OP is a faggot.

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>>720212436
Raven

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>>720213564
Why the fuck did you even make this thread?

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>>720214460

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>>720214460
Close enough

>>720214582
Shoot me some more lulzy lines, I got like 300 matches sitting unused.

>>720214621
Copy and paste the same thing to all of them and wait.

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>>720214460

>>720214621
if you suck my dick ill make pluto a planet again

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>>720210108
i r hornee, need the sex. pnis hurts of too much masterbaiton
picture fagmiliar

>>720214706
uranus you mean? This doesn't make sense.

>>720214621
If I asked nicely would you shit on my chest?

>>720210893
Rollin for this.

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>>720214899
OP was a faggot and made his own

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>>720214883

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>>720215237
No answers yet for either