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Dubs tell me what to stick up my ass. Will deliver.

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Dubs tell me what to stick up my ass. Will deliver.
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>>720174420
Oklahoma.
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A lit match
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>>720174583
roll
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Pop rocks
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Remote control
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>>720174420
razor blade
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>>720174644
ayelmao
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On it... this will take a while...
>>720174644
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>>720174420
>Will deliver.
Won't deliver.

Srsly, you roll-obsessed retards. You do this every fucking time.
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>>720174644
that was quick, goodluck op
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>>720174420
sharpie
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>>720174786
>>720174628
roll
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>>720175269
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>>720174583
roll
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>>720175635
reroll
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>>720174644
All tvs in house are being used. Sharpie for compensation.
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>>720175705
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Please, spare us the expense. Return to LPSG immediately, you fucking faggot
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>>720175705
>no time stamp


Kys op
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>>720175705
How about 4 sharpies
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>>720174786
And here you are being a naysayer
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>>720175705
KEK
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN
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AYYLMAO OP YOU GOD
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No Op. You dont understand. You are going to buy and then insert an entire roast turkey into your rectum.
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>>720175900
You gotta do it.
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>>720175900
WINRAR
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>>720175900
CHECKD
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>>720175900
My words are the unavoidable truth
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Toothpaste +brush
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>>720175900
GIT SOME OP
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>>720175900
With that tight asshole?
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>>720175705
then re-roll for shampoo bottle
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Here, i'm not buying a fucking turkey.
>>720175900
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>>720174420
jack off onto a printed out pic of samuel L jackson and shove it right up your asshole
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>>720175705
He DELIVERD!

Still a fag tho..
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How about any living rodent
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>>720176219
OP, you should do a shampoo bottle instead
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>>720176219
>will deliver

Op you lying faggot

Rolling for mason jar
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>>720176219
Smh tbh
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>>720176266

Oh yes daddy
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>>720174583
Eoll
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>>720176333
Winrar but I bet he doesn't have one.
If not, toothpaste tube and timestamp
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>>720176356
What?
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>>720176333

Trips on a mason jar oh shit
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>>720176219
Op. Dont fuck with me. I said a fucking turkey. YOU WILL GIVE ME THE TIGHT TURKEY I NEED. NIGGA DONT FUCK WITH ME.
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>>720176333
We are gathered here today in remembrance of OP's gaping anus.
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>>720176377

Do any living rodent for this one, i forgot to put an object in it
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>>720176356
Wow Op is a fucking faggot
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>>720176266
Don't have a printer
>>720176333
No mason jar, compensation for both
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>> CellPhone
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>>720176604
Bull. All the way in or OP is uberfag.
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>>720176604
>>720176426
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grapefruit
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New rule, now only trips, repeating numbers, or dubs with "55". My ass can't take it. Screencap and I'll do your request too.
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>>720176718
>Put it up your butt or your a fag
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>>720176787
Fag
Sage
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Rodent
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>>720174420
A gun (sideways)
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>>720176832
Welcome
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>>720176787
Literally haven't delivered on anything.
You make substitutions for every winning post. These are all things you planned to shove up your faggot ass anyway.
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Is no one caring that all OPs picture's file names are all numbers?
The faggot saved them to his computer.
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>>720177055
Waste
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>>720177055
Bro you fucking got the 55 dubs
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>>720176787
I SAID A TURKEY. YOUR PUCKER IS GONNA MEET THE CLUCKER WATATATATATATATATA
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Your dog's nose
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>>720177140
yup
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Fuck it. Op here, just tell me what to put in my ass i don't care about dubs.
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>>720176604
Fuck you. Samuel L Jackson in the ass or your mother dies in her sleep after a horrible nightmare tonight.
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Put two pens in there
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>>720174420
A mans dick filled with juice juice cum
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>>720177266
Bruh got doubles on his doubles. NOW OP.
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A bottle of vodka
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Five fingers in thy hole of ass
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Notice how the numbers are repeating? I just spammed numbers for the name of the file.
>>720177376
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>>720177502
>>720174420
Rolling
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>>720177566
VINAR
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A cup or mug
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>>720174420
Nobody checked OPs 420 get? I'm disappointed, 4chan.
Also shove 6 pens up your asshole OP
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A cat
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>>720177566
Do-it be a faggot so you don't have to be a faggot
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>>720177607
No?
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>>720177381
A 3in shard of glass
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id love to see you shove your dog or dads dick in your asshole.
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>>720174420
A dogs dick
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>>720177566
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>>720174420
Your dads dick
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>>720174420
7 cats
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Put all the pens/pencils you can find up thy hole of anus
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calm down, it takes a while to put stuff up my ass. Here are five sharpies because fuckit.
>>720177435
>>720177535 (sharpies enough like fingers?)
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>>720177844
Winner winner
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>>720177944
>>720177799
>>720177566
KEK demands a man dick in your ass.
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All pens or pencils you can find
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>>720174420
Lol
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A spoon, large side all the way in
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>>720174420
A British plug
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>>720177977
>>720177566
>>720177799
>>720177944
Gotta do a dick dude
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>>720177944
>>720177844
2 44 dads dick gets? Shove a fire cracker up it and light it. I bet the cums would be epic.
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>>720178155
Delivery OP now.
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>>720177944
My dildo close enough?
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>>720178222
Everything dick related comes up doubles.
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>>720178155
The dubs have spoken
Will op deliver?
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>>720178251
>>720178155
Yes Delivr
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>>720174420
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>>720178318
Yep im out. Good job faggot
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Your own ass.
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>>720178222
THIS DELIVER
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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An arrow
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>>720174420
A dub sack of marijuana
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Can you like cum in your hand and lube up a toy car with it and shove it up your ass. I would love to lick it after it comes back out and is bloody.
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>>720178155
You must OP you must
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>>720178636
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A pine cone
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>>720178677
Is that the actual spoon part in there???
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>>720178776
yes
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Anything small and living
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Palo Santo
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>>720178825
If I get dubs put an ice cube in there and leave it
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>>720178677
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A water bottle
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Ice
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My cock
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>>720178677
kek you little faggot slut i bet you want my dick up there. I'll cum in you so hard you'll cry. All while you're begging me to stop I'll keep pounding at that little bloody asshole until my cum dries out. After that I'll turn you around and shove my blood and shit covered cock in your mouth but right before you say "I love you" to me I'll blow a huge load in your mouth and it will come out your nose. Cry if you will be you will forever be my faggot cock hole.
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OMG yes Ice cube
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Stick a broom stick as far as you can
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>>720174604
Roll
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A live electric wire
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fuck this ow
>>720178965
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>>720174420
Out something sharp in your ass
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Oh fuck put ice in your ass
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A egg
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>>720179133
PRAISE KEK YES OMG SO FUCKING HOT
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>>720179021
the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>720179133
gg

if dubs, put a screw in ass
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How about a pencil down your urethra
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Your mouse.
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Ice in thy ass
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A usb
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>>720179409
This. Put something in your urethra. I don't care what it is, I just want you to be in pain.
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Ice in the butt
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Ice in ur ass
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>>720179571
fuck yeah bro want some blood and cum.
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a bible or a cross
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>>720179571
>>720179409
i'm literally in tears
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Ice
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Ice
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Object down your urethra
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WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD DO IT

>>720179409
>>720179678
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Ice on urethra
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>>720179678
Fuk yes god imma bout to cum.
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>>720179678
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>>720174420
A broom handle as far as it'll go and then you hump it while the rest of the broom is sitting against the floor
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Use something in your images to prove these arent from internet searches... maybe a fucking timestamp
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>>720179699
Sharp ice i want sum blood oP pls
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Ice in da butt
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>>720179909
Werd
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Ice cream
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>>720179899
winrar

where is the fucking time stamp op?
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>>720179958
pls blood
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FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>720179909
>>720179695
>>720179699
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Ice boi
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>>720179899
jesus christ ppl dont know how to image search
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Ice in butt
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>>720180000
CHECKED AND KEKED
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Ice bitch
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>>720180000

that deserves quads

dafuq is going in that tho
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>>720175705
Front door handle...or bathroom door handle.
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>>720180049
kek
yeah that's fake, i'm surprised it took that long. Everything else is legitimate though. LIKE MY BLEEDING FUCKING ASS.
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A broom handle
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>>720179678
I love you.
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I'm jackin it so hard OP I want some fukkin blood and cum make a strawberry milkshake for me with a little chocolate. fukkk yah
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>>720180000
Doesn't even look like ice
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Okay i think i am going to stop. Unless someone screen caps, then I put stuff up my urethra.
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>>720180262
OGDAMMN FUCK IMA CUM IN YOUR WOUNDS MIX IT UP FAGIT CUM AND BLOOD AS WE MIX AND BREED GIVE ME UR GIFT AND WE BECOME ONE
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>Op's mom finishes watching her show
>Walks into OP's room after hearing screams
>Sees OP, laying on the ground with a melting chunk of ice in his ass
>Bloody and Shitty water bottles, pencils, and sharpies littered around him
>mfw
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Wym by screen cap?
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>>720180571
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>>720180262
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>>720180571
Not to mention a fucking spoon
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Please for the love of fuck screen cap. Blood is EVERYWHERE.
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>>720178844
kekkek
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Um sorry? I was the one who started ice and spoon
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>>720180800
I'm sorry OP, what about an analgesic tube?
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>>720180457

i screengrabbed it but the file is 2.6 mb so i cant show it
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>>720180907
Wow
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keep em coming guys, just found out my classes are canceled for tomorrow

so much blood
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Now put a rag up there
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Lol sorry I did the water bottle
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>>720181313
Lol they got it OP REPEATS
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>>720180800

You got trips and quads of 000s nice

Resolution is also too big
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Tampons in the ass
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Tampons in the ass hole
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I am in so much pain
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timestamp you fucking shitstain
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>>720180379
DA FUCK IS THIS THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME WHY DO YOU HAVE IT WTF
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>>720181313
Repeats OP
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>>720180800
nice try
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5 tampons in the ass
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test
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Holy Jesus someone kill it
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>>720181777

I got trips! I say to do that bloody towel you have.

The rest of the screen grab is coming
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Knife in the ass
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I tried getting 20 sharpies up there, I think i am going to die kek
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>>720181888
Check
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ITT idiots that fell for bait and not reverse image searching
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really like WTF nice try
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>>720181658
boi
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Put your dick in your ass
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MOAR
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>>720182058
No >>720182058
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Rolling for a toothbrush
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>>720182085
>>720181658
>>720181146
>>720180800
ITT: OP is a lying fag.
Kek anywho though
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jUST REALISED I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MOM WHAT DO I DO AM GO D I CAN THTEW A AERHELO I NEED ADVIDE
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>>720182058
>>720182085
No look
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last one
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I've been caught brown handed. I admit it. Half of these images where fake.
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All of the screengrab below

>>720181777
>>720181889
>>720182169
>>720182372
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Say all of the fake ones
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Screengrab below

>>720181777
>>720181889
>>720182169
>>720182372
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hi guys op here lol imma shove my own arm up my ass lmafo. in soooo much pain xD what am i doing with my life
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>>720182892

Not even trying to make it seem real
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Just got back from deleting all those images.
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not me>>720183046
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>>720182892
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>>720183081

I should get to getting rid of the screengrab but i kind of want to keep it to scare the shit out of anyone going through my pc
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This still going ok put a knife up ur ass handle first
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>>720183141

I applaud you and your retardation for doing atleast some of those requests
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>>720181600
I'm not kidding am I a meme now or what
>>720180379
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>>720183468
post picture of shirt
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when tv remote?
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>>720183274
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Op here. This was my first popular thread. Bye, I am going to the gay comics section of u18 chan, have a nice night.
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>>720183514
Shirt? What do you mean
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If that is you, post the shirt in the image.
>>720183717
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>>720183693

was the spoon image real?
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Rip thread
and Rip OP's asshole
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>>720183849
Here you go
shitty pic I know
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Op here. Just came. Going to bed, rip thread.
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>>720184618
>>720184777

WAIT THE THREAD CAN'T BE OVER I HAVE TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE'S POSTING PICS OF ME
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>>720184618
Cool, but it didn't convince me.
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>>720184777
check'd
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>>720184926
What do you want then
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