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hey /b/ i got 20 dollars to order dominos for tonight. Probably

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hey /b/ i got 20 dollars to order dominos for tonight. Probably my last meal as i plan to kill myself since i'll finally be home alone. What should i get as the last supper?
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Dick, potatoes and cheese

Also dick
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>>720169738
buffalo chicken pizza
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The pan pizza with white sauce, feta, bacon, and chicken.

Anything else is inferior, tip the driver.
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>>720169738
don't kill yourself please
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>>720170091
Fuck that sounds so good.
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>>720170091
>tipping
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>>720170232
Dead men need no money
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don't kill yourself it will hurt like a bitch and I garuntee one person will miss you
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>>720169738
Sprite/Coke. White Sauce Hawaiian. Cinnamon Sticks. Hopefully this combo will make you so happy you won't leave. You and I know damn well what waiting for you after you go, and there's at least the possibility of life getting better before time takes you anyway.
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don't eat dominos that shit's not healthy
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>>720169997
Pizza Hut is far better.
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>>720170420
Hes going to kill himself why would he care
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>>720170506
they don't cook their pizzas thoroughly enough for me
but the best is Pestinos buffalo chicken pizza
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>>720170190
that would be the preferable option but i don't know what else to do. I have no future. I have a girlfriend but she'll leave me soon enough when she realizes this as well. Theres no way to get to college. All my job applications get declined or ignored and to be quite honest i don't even know if i even truly want to be a productive member of society. Everyone says that i've got plenty of time since i'm 19 but i don't. I fucked up in highschool after i broke my back and failed my junior year. My gpa is irreversibly fucked and my act score is 21. which sure is enough to get me IN to college but with no scholarships or grants theres no way i can afford it
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Order some spicy, nasty crap that you know will upset your stomach. Someones gotta wipe you clean after your corpse unloads it's bowels.
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buffalo chicken pizza ask them to sub out the grilled with breaded chicken and cook the hotsauce in and apply more when its out
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Get a slice of pepperoni then tip the driver your life savings.
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>>720170190
faggot
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>>720170774
>breaded chicken on pizza
fucking disgusting
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>>720170635
community college my nigga. But if you're killing yourself prank the pizza guy by ordering a shitload of pizzas, pretend there's a party, and when he gets there you're the only one there.
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>>720170091
don't tip the driver
tips let them make more money than anybody else in the establishment
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Send it to a homeless shelter.

(Optionally, pay for it.)
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Definitely get the cheese pizza.
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>>720170635
21 is good enough for a trade, 2 year school, or comm college, a good chance they'll offer you something if you ask. College isn't everything my man. Girls can come and go.

I'm currently a sophomore at a state school with a 3.79, I graduated HS with barely a 2.5. I have high ambitions, but understand that there's multiple paths in life should I fuck up. I've been in a relationship for 3 years but I feel it going south. Relationships come and go OP. If one comes, another can and will.

If you don't want to be productive, find a way to do something you truly love, and share it with the world, and money will come. I've got hope for all of us OP, but I need you to keep fighting with me.
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>>720170091
It's not pizza without tomato sauce you peasant.
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>>720171647
That looks disgusting, would not eat that even if i hadn't eaten in nearly 3 weeks
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>>720171647
Domino's white sauce is way better than their tomato though
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>>720171382
thanks man. I needed this. I just needed someone to convince me out of it. And i love my girlfriend and i think she loves me but shes only 17. I can't imagine her loving the person i am for long.
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>>720170091
>tip the driver
>tip
>driver
Whats he going to do if OP doesn't? kill him?
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>>720171809
hides the jizz better
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>>720169738
if you kys anyway order for 100 bucks take it from the delivery guy close the door and you got yourself a meal worth of kys
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>>720169738
OP just smoke some weed, do dmt, get hyped up on cocaine and relax, this is all just a simulated reality created for each one of us to enjoy life as we want as the world will just reset once you die.
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>>720170635
hey OP I'm 19 too and am not going to graduate I only have 12 out of 25 credits. I got my first girlfriend pregnant and then she had an abortion and left me because I was said to be "unstable." I don't know about you but I learned my lesson about girls and relationships, I mean do we really need them?
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>>720172317
feels thread? feel thread.
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>>720171965
17 is just a short while from 18. I have literally been in your shoes dude. Wait it out if you think she's worth it, and if she wants to go let her, if you care. Just remember that you need to be able to find happiness as an individual. Relationships don't make happiness, they're just combo multipliers, you can't have it without the base.

I really wish you the best of luck OP, and enjoy your Dominos
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>>720172392
I got her pregnant at 15 and she is going to be 17 in a week
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>>720172392
Not op but to be honest once i learned how the human mind actually works and how people of today seem to have a preconceived notion of how things should and shouldn't be i realized that its not that hard to manipulate women just how they think they can manipulate us, op could literally re invent himself and do what ever he wants there are people in worse places than him doing much more, just another edge lord faggot trying to be cool.

to OP: if you're going to kill yourself broadcast it for us, i felt like dolly's death wasn't enough for me i want to see you go through it as well.
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>>720171965
Dont be a faggot OP and do it, those who do not wish to fight for survival should end their struggle.
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>>720171965
OP is a faggot as usual
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God damnit I came here for good pizzas but you faggots are just talking a guy off a ledge. Grow up you liberal arts college students assholes
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>>720169738
send me the money
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>>720173451
this kys OP.
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>>720171965
dont let some anonymous asshole make your mind up for you. You are straight bitch made if all you do is follow the advice of others.

Take a stand OP. Follow through with your decision and do something for once, be something for once. Dont let other people push you around, make the change you know you have to and off yourself. It's really the best thing you could do.
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Do it faggot
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>>720172392
yes, you need girls. I couldn't live without them. You are just a fucking loser who should aim lower.
Have you tried getting into fat chicks? It's about all your "too dumb to pass no child left behind" can do at this point.

Wow how do you even live HAHAHHAHHA
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Do it OP, your /b/rothers believe in you!

Take a stand and change the world!
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eat a bullet, fgt
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OP have you never wished of bettering your life? I'm 32 and i know exactly where you are coming from so with that being said heres a little advice of how i was able to brave the struggle of killing myself
>be me
>young fella
>was going out with this 8/100 qt.3.14
>go into her house one day late at night
>sad as fuck was planning to kill both of us
>took my dads .22 acp
>walk into her parents room and shoot both in the both as planned
>shoot girlfriend
>all of a sudden spaghetti out of everyones pocket including gf
>realize im drunk
>realize i dont have a gf or family

with that being said kill yourself op. do us all a favor
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>>720169738
not fucking dominos
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>>720174163
no we don't stop giving the faggot hope.
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>>720174223
Who... who did you end up shooting then?
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>>720174366
Turns out i bought one of those toy guns from the 99 cent store with the bullets that emit smoke and i was just pretending to kill random civilians on my way home. some people got scared others didn't over all a fun night.
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>>720174357
>>720174163
In case i wasn't clear i was motivating him to take his life into his own hands for once and kill himself.
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>>720171809
I get the marinara and it tastes great. I think sometimes it depends on the store as well.
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>>720169738
The greases nastiest menu item you can find, top it yourself with laxatives and hang yourself when they start to kick in. That way your corpse can get as much shit everywhere as possible.
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>>720171803
Authentic Italian style. More for me BTW.
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Get some buffalo wings with ranch, along with a pizza with every type of meat on it.
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>>720169738
kys live pls
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any updates from OP? is he dead yet?
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>>720169738
Stick it out OP. Just eat some delicious pizza. I had a gun barrel in my mouth a few years ago and couldn't go through with it. Best decision I've ever made, now I have a fiancé, a future, and a life.
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