but its WEEEEEIRD
>>720143232
I can't find the original, but this is just one that Roy edited to bug me.
I can't explain even what I like about it. It's weird. Probably because I don't have a foot fetish and I find feet a bit unattractive? I dunno.
I don't think wearing shoes while naked is weird at all
>>720143845
because you're WEEEEIRD
>>720144089
He said in a thread about homosexual animals
>>720144311
I dont even like furry shit
>>720144402
That makes you even weirder
That one image is weird because it looks like a fucking girl. I hope it is.
Fuck trap shit.
>>720144526
which one
>>720144526
Traps are love
>>720144661
not a girl bruh, ass is 2 phat
gotta know how them artists opr8
>>720144727
This is why I eat ass
fatty fat fat
cummy cum cum
>>720145441
Zaryss loves fatties.
i love fat butts
>>720148867
And fat bellies.
>>720149269
fat is a bit much, i like big bellies
>>720149442
We all know you love the flubby tummies.
>>720149769
flubby? what?
>>720149855
You love the jiggle.
yiff in hell etc.
>>720150051
i prefer having something to cuddle
>>720148465
I don't know names I just like size difference, though this being the upper limit of it.
Plus femboy x femboy is basically lesbian porn
>>720150300
Cuddle with jiggly bellies.
>>720150232
thanks for ripping that ol' band-aid off
>>720150765
if the man's got an okay belly i'm okay with that
>>720150927
Rub my belly.
>>720152121
Rub it.
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>>720152284
my hands are cold
>>720152991
My belly is warm.
>>720152473
no u
>>720153493
Rub my belly.
ITT Snarf is a broken record
>>720153573
Only if you're a shota catboy
>>720153647
I'm stuck at the VA and bored.
>>720153796
I dunno what VA is besides "voice actor."
he really wants his belly rubbed
>>720153407
isn't hunnibuns supposed to rub your belly
>>720153927
Veteran's Affairs.
>>720154026
He's busy filling out forms.
The word triggers me for some reason.
>>720154040
r u a veteran
r u having an affair
>>720154277
Hunnibuns is a vet. He was injured in the army.
>>720154040
Hopefully you get whatever you need taken care of before they cut all the staff
>>720154681
Sorry to hear it. Glad he's alright (I hope).
I could never do / don't want to do military stuff, so props to anybody who does it.
your bf was a vet? What mos?
>>720155054
I'm considered doing the officer thing after graduating before
two errors in one sentence
or one error depending on perspective
I could've either said "I've" instead of "I'm" and that would've made it correct, or I could've said "considering" and deleted the before and it would've been correct
>>720155359
Do you really think you could handle it?
I'd probably just want to cut and run after starting if I had to.
>>720155526
I actually think I'm pretty resilient
Like I'm very lazy, but if I'm in a situation I tend to force my way through it rather than giving up.
No real way to know unless I tried though
>>720155054
He damaged his knees during basic. Now winter fucks them up.
>>720155359
He was injured during basic, so the GI bill covers him.
>>720155638
I mean I might like being worked like a dog during training because I like exercise and physical improvement, but I dunno if I'm mentally strong enough for it.
>>720155811
I hope my knees don't explode from all the running I do.
Hope this ends as well as it can, considering the situation.
>>720155811
oh ok
huh, kaen washed out I wonder if he gets anything similar or what
>>720156000
I think the mental part I would have down but I deadass feel like I'd get private pyled in basic
>>720156095
I'll pretend like I know what that means since I've heard the name before I think. I get the feeling of what it means.
Do cardiooooooo
I wish I was forced to my physical limits more.
>>720156271
character in full metal jacket, he gets bullied really hard by the DS and his fellow recruits, murders the DS and then shoots himself
>do cardio
I BEEN CARDIO, did some more today before showering and obvs on sunday
also I'm getting a treadmill very soon with more likelihood than I was previously confident
and yeah being FORCED to exert yourself is very different from just healthy exercise
>>720156560
Uh, that's no good.
Danke dood. I ate like shit on Sunday and felt down, but I said I'd give myself two times a week, and I feel better now.
What changed?
It's always better to be forced, in my opinion. I'm always too easy on myself when I have control of stuff.
>>720156819
I don't think I'd shoot myself but I feel like I'd probably get bullied a little. And probably deserve it.
I'll just not exercise two days a week.
Well, I'm buying it myself, for starters, doing it after I get my first few paychecks this semester.
That's why comfort is the bane of strength.
also I just realized you post white dog since its terrible eating habits fit you
Terrible eating habits go well with the self-deprecating memes of this age.
>>720157027
Definitely deserve it, wimp.
I try to run three days a week. And then there's all the other exercise I do. Basically is every day.
Epic loot, bro. Meanwhile I'll be seeing if I can actually not spend all my income.
I want to be strong, but my mind never seems to agree when it makes decisions.
>>720156000
He got his claim in.
>>720156095
If he served post 9/11 he might be.
To be fair, I'd probably eat a lot better if I had a bf like Sighs does.
>>720157524
Does that guarantee anything, or is it just that now he has a chance?
>>720157524
he served, like, a month ago.
>>720157362
3 days a week is the semi intense cardio but I always do a bunch of exercises when I wake up just since it makes the rest of the day feel better.
>I want to be strong, but my mind never seems to agree when it makes decisions.
that feel.
>>720157589
>To be fair, I'd probably eat a lot better if I had a bf like Sighs does.
>he admits his loneliness at last
How many slices of pizza is too many
>>720157766
there's like 300 in a biggish one, so...probably 3 if you eat 3 meals a day.
>>720157766
Is this a trick question
The whole thing.
>>720157672
>semi intense
HARDER
I wish I could just write down a schedule and adhere exactly to what I wrote. That'd be a cool power.
I'd be even more self conscious if there were the possibility that someone else might see my body.
>>720157827
Though it depends on the type of pizza. Thin crust? Chicago?
>>720157589
He has a chance.
>>720157672
Then he may be covered. He should look into it.
>>720157941
i don't wanna say I do intense cardio until I can run as far as you can. It's not the same.
>I wish I could just write down a schedule and adhere exactly to what I wrote. That'd be a cool power.
I know a girl who can do that. She's quite crazy.
And you get over it pretty fast after the first time and they're into it.
>>720157983
I'll let him know
>doing cardio
>>720158195
>being fat
er, I mean, t h i c c
>>720158195
This. Cardio is for fags
>>720158253
I cannot stand just cardio It has to be acompanied by a sport.
I do weight room 3 days a week and badminton the other two.
>>720157983
A chance is good enough.
Well, better than no chance, at least.
>>720158103
I also need to go farther.
I would like to be crazy.
Bloating / water retention due to sodium and just large quantities of unhealthy food is pretty bad. I also have to wait a day or two after eating excessively for my lower stomach to actually return to normal because, well, the food is still inside of me.
>>720157859
No I'm just retarded and don't know how to take care of myself
>house republicans make abortion harder for poor women
>meaning more black babies
god DAMMIT you idiot cucks
>>720158462
I would probably play tennis every day if I had an indoor court and friends to play with.
>>720158477
Like I said, you'd get over it. If you spend time with someone naked often enough both of you get accustomed to the imperfections. It's pretty chill after, like, once.
>>720158662
>friends to play with
this is why the exercise classes at school are nice
no friends needed, just money
>>720158726
yeah fuck that
I'll just do cardio and play melee instead, melee's better anyway
>>720158662
I'll never get accustomed to my own imperfections, even if the other person theoretically is.
I don't know the feel.
>>720158776
you need friends to play melee though.
>>720158855
do u run
>>720158776
melee is the worst game of all time
>>720158855
I mean I still hate them too, but like
when you're with someone you don't feel it so much
>>720158893
I have melee friends
>>720158855
If you are not perfect no one will ever want you and you should kill yourself at age 30.
>>720158893
not really only need a town and nerds
true it's questionable whether any of them are actual "friends" except for like the one guy
>>720158969
hi nibi
>>720158899
Yeah like 7-8 miles three times a week now if I can. It hasn't been consistent, especially last semester.
>>720158959
I don't want to be with anyone else because of all the shit that's wrong with me.
I ain't making anyone deal with that shit.
>>720158969
Exaaactly.
You get me.
>>720159082
>except for like the one guy
is it the guy who complains about everything
>>720159112
your mental issues are probably bigger than the physical stuff...but I think some of them would be solved by a relationship
>>720159163
naw
>>720159178
I mean you're definitely not wrong.
As I said, I'm fairly certain that I'd more actively try to improve if I were to somehow get in a relationship, simply due to the fact that there's a pair of eyes on me.
Trouble is that it's the getting in that's exceptionally difficult in these circumstances.
>>720159112
>I don't want to be with anyone else because of all the shit that's wrong with me.
>I ain't making anyone deal with that shit.
I can only be with someone when I'm better
I cant let someone make me better cause I'm not good enough
I'm not good enough so I can't be with someone
cyclic depression and degradation of self-worth.
>>720159432
Yeah the getting in is hard, I'm pretty awful at it too.
>>720159476
>>720159476
>>720159476
>>720159476
Yeah.
>>720159500
Wow, work harder.
jk let's die together
>>720159612
theres only one way to break that cycle and thats to find a nice man and give him your booty.
or something.
>>720159612
agreed but
>>720159649
this worked for me at least once
>>720159649
I don't know how.
>>720159771
>once
Did it really work?
>>720159898
I said AT LEAST once. And yeah I felt pretty good about myself while it lasted.
was that until u almost got aids
All I'm saying is that this is basically just telling a depressed person "just try being happy!"
>>720143232
fuck this thread
>>720160130
I was talking about you, dummy.
>>720160138
No, that's not what I'm doing. I'm explaining that while the catch 22 is very tough to escape, once you get over the hurdle it isn't so hard.
>>720158593
You dont seem retarded. I mean you like Pizza. Thats good.
>>720160138
nah
it's saying go find someone who will help u and try not to sabotage it.
>>720160274
>>720160380
so unsubtle
>>720160274
I don't want to go out and just bang someone.
but I dunno how to actually discover a reasonable person in this crazy noisy bizarre world.
>>720160380
How do I find
>>720160505
I can be pretty oblivious.
assholes
>>720160547
yeah my method isn't exactly optimal anyway
>>720160588
it's k me 2
I gotta go lads I've gotta do a lab
>>720160327
I'm good at things that don't matter
>>720160605
are nice
>>720160547
I will let you know
>>720160731
Pizza matters.
#PLM
>>720160642
glhf
>>720160744
Thanks for the solid advice.
>>720160785
I don't actually like pizza that much I was just leeching off my brother who got an extra one because it was b1g1
Katia the leftists are gone let's get coffee
>>720160827
it requires a change in intent and thought, if not visible in action.
I cant add anything else out of intellectual honesty, I'd just be talking out of my ass.
>>720161004
Fair enough. I pretty much never have pizza. Whats your favorite food?
Eat fugu
Eat goat.
>>720161165
Hm, I really like steamed buns. The stuffed ones are good but I like the plain ones too
Eat ass
>>720161653
Wow, those look delicious.
The riiiiiiide never diiiiiiies.
hardblush should die though
>>720161950
y u say this. They have some decent artists.
>>720161686
I like those buns too but eating ass is more something you save for your husbando imo
>>720161747
The kind I know how to make are called mantau, it's a pretty standard dough except with some sugar and milk. So you get a sweet slightly yeasty doughy fluffy bun.
>>720161950
I think they're cute
>>720160735
gay people deserve to get stoned
>>720162274
I actually abstain from drugs
>>720162484
Post your butt.
>>720162656
First class or regular post? What's the shipping like on it? Is there insurance?
>>720162056
i disagree, most of them are awful
>>720162764
No insurance.
>>720162764
Nobody wants to see it anyway
>>720162908
Subby does.
>>720162841
Who do you prefer?
>>720162908
ur meen
>>720162889
My butt's to valuable to put in the post without insurance on it. I know how packages are treated by the mail people.
>>720163019
You're right I'm sorry, I wouldn't want someone to say that to me so I shouldn't have said it myself.
>>720143232
What they don't want you to know http://traineddog.club
>>720163084
lerl it's alright, no worries.
>>720162971
fuck outta here
>>720163019
a lot of others
>>720163541
Fair enough. I think like half of my stuff is probably HB. Just what I see posted most often that I like, I s'pose.
>>720163819
I like HB because they have cute faces
>>720164388
Post sensual nudes.
>>720165056
belly
>>720163541
>hello I have shit tastes
>>720165385
very
>>720164569
i'd prefer not to
>>720165573
>everyone who doesn't like what i like has shit taste
>>720165681
I respect belly lovers but I'm about thighs
>>720165681
>Snarf.jpeg
>>720165857
thighs are cool too
>>720166273
I like softness but also smol overall
tfw no 4'10 bf
>>720165846
> "Hardblush has awful artists"
> ">everyone who doesn't like what i like has shit taste"
Are you actually retarded?
>>720144402
you god damned liar
>>720167074
>actually believes that i'm not letting people have their own preferences because i think hardblush has awful artists
you should ask yourself that question.
>>720167212
porn.
>>720167654
I don't believe that, you abject mong.
The claim that they are "awful artists" means that they create bad art. The appreciation of bad art would be indicative of "shit" taste.
>>720160588
>>720160744
>>720161142
>>720168070
Thanks Ginko dude. Post wall papers please
>parent sends me a big post from her friend explaining why they marched this weekend
wew this is going to be fun.
>>720168218
they create bad art, it is known
i don't believe appreciating an artist i find awful makes it shit taste to like them, it just makes it that you like artists that i don't
>>720168836
found an eevee
just need a water stone
march for the right to touch tail
>>720169488
Please touch it.
>>720168740
for you
>>720168740
>>720168740
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>>720168740
,
>>720168740
.,
>>720168740
,.
>>720169942
if no cucks are allowed, you shouldn't be posting
>>720168740
.,.
>>720168740
,.,
>>720168740
,,.
>>720170072
>says the autist posting garbage game
neck
>>720168740
,,.,,.
>>720170136
wow you got angry fast
>>720168740
s
>>720170195
How quickly did you get autistic?
>>720170249
I went to the doc and got a bunch of vaccine shots
I was just trying to catch up to you but it looks like I still got a long way to go
>>720170368
Guess it worked because you stopped posting your shit game
>>720169924
>>720170031
>>720169999
>>720170057
>>720170089
>>720170110
>>720170127
>>720170140
>>720170444
I did not have many screencaps
>>720170513
barron is qtest
>>720170650
I was floored when I realized Trump had a 10 year old son.
>>720169924
Much appreciated kind sir
>>720170513
you're welcome.
I'm literally going to kill myself because he wont' touch my tail and ignores me
>>720171721
well, you chose snuffles. you've only yourself to blame
>>720171721
>>720172101
Touch his tail.
>>720171721
KYLE TOLD ME HE WOULD BE A GOOD CHOICE
>>720172101
;;
>>720170513
Would you Barron? I probably would.
>>720172813
REE GET OUT I'LL FIND AND MURDER YOU
>>720172907
Are you trying to tell me that Daddy's son isn't a total qt?
>>720172555
>trusting squash with anything
>>720172813
>>720144588
Hugs for days.
>>720172967
He never leads me wrong though.
in a strange way I kinda wish he did have autism and President Trump had the balls to come out and publicly say this
Melania's chance to raise awareness on the issue at least
>>720173313
he can't even lead himself right
>>720173455
He's a good dog, he lets other's lead him.
>>720173313
Yes, whatever you say about Kyle he's always honest.
However Vaporeon Tail is just so exotic.. got to catch me in the right mood. Otherwise I'm just a waste of time.
>>720173584
then why is he leading you?
>>720173584
>he let's other's lead him.
FTFY
>>720173650
>he's always honest.
But he wanted Snarf kisses the other day. That's not very honest.
>>720174232
why would that be
>>720174368
No one wants Snarf kisses.
>>720173650
I don't actually care that much, I will just keep trying.
>>720173662
I am a sheep
How the fuck is this same thread still alive?
>>720174435
I thought you were a waterdogcat thing
>>720174488
What do you mean?
>>720174435
well in that case
>>720174463
cómo estás TÚ vivo todavá??
>>720174566
mistook you for a better poster, my bad
>>720148867
But can you lie?
>>720174435
>Using Glorious Mike "If you like Dick, you'll get a prick" Pence for your homosexual furfaggot shitposting
I don't even need to get mad. You'll get yours on the day of the rope, fag.
>>720174634
kek
>>720175051
That wasn't a good one.
>>720175012
i don't like lying and avoid it if i can
>>720175214
>Implying that I care
I don't give a shit. I'm piss drunk right now.
>>720174634
>
>>720174960
Who did you mistake me for?
>>720175404
If you're not going to try, then don't bother.
>>720175529
wait you are kiss
why did you need to ask what I mean then?
>>720176579
hi nef
MOOOOOOOOOOOM
THE INTERNET IS DOING WEIRD SHIT AGAIN
>>720176939
Good morning
Finally got my timetable for school, less than a week before it begins
Hows it goin?
>>720175707
Katia posts fishdogs too sometime in his heresy.
I swap around between like 9 different folders.
I don't have some kind of autistic fursona which could be what someone is asking about when they ask if I am a watercatdog, I just like fishdog.
>>720177073
2 days off
went for like a 3mile run earlier.
good times
its vaporeon okay its god damn vaporeon you homos
>3 mile run
how did you do this
teach me your secrets.
>>720177161
no you're a fishdog dont lie to me
>>720177230
Too long
vappy or fishdog
>>720143232
You know, I've always wanted to meet a furry.
To see how many stereotypes were true.
Are they dirty, fat, poor neckbeards with poor fursuits?
Or are they normal people I wouldn't know about otherwise?
What drives you?
Why does it interest you?
What are your reasons?
Is it really just "Disney got me in?"
Or is it something more.....substantial?
Tell me your secrets, or confirm the stereotypes.
Just make sure it's the truth.
>>720177332
I am not lying.
I'm an 8 year old vampire loli, not a fishdog.
>>720177194
Oh nice. I have just finished my days off. Long shift tonight, but it's mostly public holiday pay cause after midnight it's Australia Day
>>720177230
We get it, you vape
>>720177434
touche
>>720177194
>three miles
>>720177448
>Australia Day
Do you guys burn stuff and consume vegemite infused alcoholic beverages?
>>720177411
I am an ordinary 20-something white guy, middle class, wife and two children
>>720177835
I would have never guessed otherwise.
You furries astound me.
The farthest sides of society and all in between seem to harbor furries.
It's incredible.
To see how they are so diverse, how they band, and how they have their own battles.
But enough from me.
May you live a good life, sir.
And thank you for telling me at least some of your secrets.
>>720177411
Average white dude, mid 20s, college student
>what drives you?
Friends
>why does it interest you
Mostly friends, kind of porn
>is it really "disney got me in"?
Basically yeah
>or something more substantial?
you mean like an otherkin? Nah fuck those retards, even we think they're autistic botchlings.
>>720178270
Oh, well at least everyone agrees that otherkin are autistic. Thank god for that.
Thank to you as well, and I hope that you may live a wonderful life as well.
You learn many things every day.