I can't find the original, but this is just one that Roy edited to bug me.
I can't explain even what I like about it. It's weird. Probably because I don't have a foot fetish and I find feet a bit unattractive? I dunno.
I don't think wearing shoes while naked is weird at all
He said in a thread about homosexual animals
That one image is weird because it looks like a fucking girl. I hope it is.
Fuck trap shit.
not a girl bruh, ass is 2 phat
gotta know how them artists opr8
This is why I eat ass
fat is a bit much, i like big bellies
I don't know names I just like size difference, though this being the upper limit of it.
Plus femboy x femboy is basically lesbian porn
if the man's got an okay belly i'm okay with that
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my hands are cold
I dunno what VA is besides "voice actor."
he really wants his belly rubbed
isn't hunnibuns supposed to rub your belly
The word triggers me for some reason.
r u a veteran
r u having an affair
Sorry to hear it. Glad he's alright (I hope).
I could never do / don't want to do military stuff, so props to anybody who does it.
two errors in one sentence
or one error depending on perspective
I could've either said "I've" instead of "I'm" and that would've made it correct, or I could've said "considering" and deleted the before and it would've been correct
Do you really think you could handle it?
I'd probably just want to cut and run after starting if I had to.
I actually think I'm pretty resilient
Like I'm very lazy, but if I'm in a situation I tend to force my way through it rather than giving up.
No real way to know unless I tried though
I mean I might like being worked like a dog during training because I like exercise and physical improvement, but I dunno if I'm mentally strong enough for it.
I hope my knees don't explode from all the running I do.
Hope this ends as well as it can, considering the situation.
huh, kaen washed out I wonder if he gets anything similar or what
I think the mental part I would have down but I deadass feel like I'd get private pyled in basic
I'll pretend like I know what that means since I've heard the name before I think. I get the feeling of what it means.
I wish I was forced to my physical limits more.
character in full metal jacket, he gets bullied really hard by the DS and his fellow recruits, murders the DS and then shoots himself
I BEEN CARDIO, did some more today before showering and obvs on sunday
also I'm getting a treadmill very soon with more likelihood than I was previously confident
and yeah being FORCED to exert yourself is very different from just healthy exercise
Uh, that's no good.
Danke dood. I ate like shit on Sunday and felt down, but I said I'd give myself two times a week, and I feel better now.
It's always better to be forced, in my opinion. I'm always too easy on myself when I have control of stuff.
I don't think I'd shoot myself but I feel like I'd probably get bullied a little. And probably deserve it.
I'll just not exercise two days a week.
Well, I'm buying it myself, for starters, doing it after I get my first few paychecks this semester.
That's why comfort is the bane of strength.
Terrible eating habits go well with the self-deprecating memes of this age.
Definitely deserve it, wimp.
I try to run three days a week. And then there's all the other exercise I do. Basically is every day.
Epic loot, bro. Meanwhile I'll be seeing if I can actually not spend all my income.
I want to be strong, but my mind never seems to agree when it makes decisions.
To be fair, I'd probably eat a lot better if I had a bf like Sighs does.
Does that guarantee anything, or is it just that now he has a chance?
he served, like, a month ago.
3 days a week is the semi intense cardio but I always do a bunch of exercises when I wake up just since it makes the rest of the day feel better.
>I want to be strong, but my mind never seems to agree when it makes decisions.
>To be fair, I'd probably eat a lot better if I had a bf like Sighs does.
>he admits his loneliness at last
How many slices of pizza is too many
The whole thing.
I wish I could just write down a schedule and adhere exactly to what I wrote. That'd be a cool power.
I'd be even more self conscious if there were the possibility that someone else might see my body.
Though it depends on the type of pizza. Thin crust? Chicago?
i don't wanna say I do intense cardio until I can run as far as you can. It's not the same.
>I wish I could just write down a schedule and adhere exactly to what I wrote. That'd be a cool power.
I know a girl who can do that. She's quite crazy.
And you get over it pretty fast after the first time and they're into it.
I'll let him know
I cannot stand just cardio It has to be acompanied by a sport.
I do weight room 3 days a week and badminton the other two.
A chance is good enough.
Well, better than no chance, at least.
I also need to go farther.
I would like to be crazy.
Bloating / water retention due to sodium and just large quantities of unhealthy food is pretty bad. I also have to wait a day or two after eating excessively for my lower stomach to actually return to normal because, well, the food is still inside of me.
No I'm just retarded and don't know how to take care of myself
>house republicans make abortion harder for poor women
>meaning more black babies
god DAMMIT you idiot cucks
I would probably play tennis every day if I had an indoor court and friends to play with.
Like I said, you'd get over it. If you spend time with someone naked often enough both of you get accustomed to the imperfections. It's pretty chill after, like, once.
>friends to play with
this is why the exercise classes at school are nice
no friends needed, just money
I'll never get accustomed to my own imperfections, even if the other person theoretically is.
I don't know the feel.
you need friends to play melee though.
I mean I still hate them too, but like
when you're with someone you don't feel it so much
I have melee friends
Yeah like 7-8 miles three times a week now if I can. It hasn't been consistent, especially last semester.
I don't want to be with anyone else because of all the shit that's wrong with me.
I ain't making anyone deal with that shit.
You get me.
your mental issues are probably bigger than the physical stuff...but I think some of them would be solved by a relationship
I mean you're definitely not wrong.
As I said, I'm fairly certain that I'd more actively try to improve if I were to somehow get in a relationship, simply due to the fact that there's a pair of eyes on me.
Trouble is that it's the getting in that's exceptionally difficult in these circumstances.
>I don't want to be with anyone else because of all the shit that's wrong with me.
>I ain't making anyone deal with that shit.
I can only be with someone when I'm better
I cant let someone make me better cause I'm not good enough
I'm not good enough so I can't be with someone
cyclic depression and degradation of self-worth.
Wow, work harder.
jk let's die together
I don't know how.
Did it really work?
was that until u almost got aids
All I'm saying is that this is basically just telling a depressed person "just try being happy!"
I was talking about you, dummy.
No, that's not what I'm doing. I'm explaining that while the catch 22 is very tough to escape, once you get over the hurdle it isn't so hard.
it's saying go find someone who will help u and try not to sabotage it.
I don't want to go out and just bang someone.
but I dunno how to actually discover a reasonable person in this crazy noisy bizarre world.
How do I find
Thanks for the solid advice.
it requires a change in intent and thought, if not visible in action.
I cant add anything else out of intellectual honesty, I'd just be talking out of my ass.
Hm, I really like steamed buns. The stuffed ones are good but I like the plain ones too
y u say this. They have some decent artists.
I like those buns too but eating ass is more something you save for your husbando imo
The kind I know how to make are called mantau, it's a pretty standard dough except with some sugar and milk. So you get a sweet slightly yeasty doughy fluffy bun.
I think they're cute
First class or regular post? What's the shipping like on it? Is there insurance?
Who do you prefer?
My butt's to valuable to put in the post without insurance on it. I know how packages are treated by the mail people.
Fair enough. I think like half of my stuff is probably HB. Just what I see posted most often that I like, I s'pose.
I like HB because they have cute faces
I respect belly lovers but I'm about thighs
I like softness but also smol overall
>parent sends me a big post from her friend explaining why they marched this weekend
wew this is going to be fun.
Please touch it.
if no cucks are allowed, you shouldn't be posting
He's a good dog, he lets other's lead him.
Yes, whatever you say about Kyle he's always honest.
However Vaporeon Tail is just so exotic.. got to catch me in the right mood. Otherwise I'm just a waste of time.
I don't actually care that much, I will just keep trying.
I am a sheep
>Using Glorious Mike "If you like Dick, you'll get a prick" Pence for your homosexual furfaggot shitposting
I don't even need to get mad. You'll get yours on the day of the rope, fag.
Who did you mistake me for?
Finally got my timetable for school, less than a week before it begins
Hows it goin?
Katia posts fishdogs too sometime in his heresy.
I swap around between like 9 different folders.
I don't have some kind of autistic fursona which could be what someone is asking about when they ask if I am a watercatdog, I just like fishdog.
2 days off
went for like a 3mile run earlier.
You know, I've always wanted to meet a furry.
To see how many stereotypes were true.
Are they dirty, fat, poor neckbeards with poor fursuits?
Or are they normal people I wouldn't know about otherwise?
What drives you?
Why does it interest you?
What are your reasons?
Is it really just "Disney got me in?"
Or is it something more.....substantial?
Tell me your secrets, or confirm the stereotypes.
Just make sure it's the truth.
I am not lying.
I'm an 8 year old vampire loli, not a fishdog.
Oh nice. I have just finished my days off. Long shift tonight, but it's mostly public holiday pay cause after midnight it's Australia Day
We get it, you vape
I would have never guessed otherwise.
You furries astound me.
The farthest sides of society and all in between seem to harbor furries.
To see how they are so diverse, how they band, and how they have their own battles.
But enough from me.
May you live a good life, sir.
And thank you for telling me at least some of your secrets.
Average white dude, mid 20s, college student
>what drives you?
>why does it interest you
Mostly friends, kind of porn
>is it really "disney got me in"?
>or something more substantial?
you mean like an otherkin? Nah fuck those retards, even we think they're autistic botchlings.
Oh, well at least everyone agrees that otherkin are autistic. Thank god for that.
Thank to you as well, and I hope that you may live a wonderful life as well.
You learn many things every day.