My girl wants a butthole tattoo for her birthday to turn me on

>>720141219
Your girl is a slut. Make her get the tattoo, post it on /b/, fuck her for a couple months. Don't marry.

A butthole tattoo.. That is the biggest turn off.

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>asshole tattoo

>>720141219
make sure it is a property of tattoo...for reasons

>>720141219
i bet it's the tattos for you isn't it you sick fuck

my gf doesnt need to make a tattoo on the ass, i just need to see her shaved butthole to turn me on

>>720141219
i dont understand these
arent people worried about shitting all over a bleeding wound?????

>>720141219
such degeneracy go back to red dit and tu mblr you sick fuck

/b/ is a fmily friendly place

Starfish

Put eyes and a nose above it so it looks like a face that has sucked a lemon

>>720141219
She should get a tattoo of a butt. With a butt-shaped tattoo on it.
That'd be cool...

>>720141219
LxL
x is her hole
the only non-stupid solution

>>720141219
your face and the hole is the mouth

>>720141219
God damn that mis have hurt. And bullshit op. Unless your girl is a porn star I call bullshit.

>>720141219
<3 Daddy

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>>720141219
>butthole tat
>to turn OP on with

>>720141219
It should say "im retarded"

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>>720141997
Forgot pic

>>720141219
your name or initials

>>720141463
>Girl with tattoo.. That is the biggest turn off.

have youre name so no one else gets with her.

>>720142403
this

Add teeth so it looks like the original sarlac pit

>>720141219
asshole tattoos are the coolest thing on planet right NOW. SO...

Make an ape spreading her buttcheeks and her's asshole is in the center

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>>720141219

a for sale sign or Steve-o's face with her browneye as his winking eye

>>720141219
draw a tiny loli in her ass, so when you fuck her shitbox, you are fucking the shitbox of a loli.

>>720141219
Her sisters/mom's birth date.
Make her think about it.

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>>720141219
The text written on pic related

>>720141219

>My girl wants a butthole tattoo for her birthday to turn me on with.
LIES!

>>720143943
10/10

>>720141219
"Exit Only"

>>720143943
rolling

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I actually like the LxL idea. And no, I am not bullshittin' she really likes this one!

poop machine

Get her a tattoo of a gaping anus directly on her anus, so at all times she looks ready for anal.

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>i'm retarded

pretty sure it'll fit.

colorized hyper-realistic vagina so it looks like she has 2 pussies, make sure you get a really good artist

>>720141219
>my gf wants to show her butthole to a random guy at the tattoo parlor

Congrats, OP. You actually are a cuck. I know we throw that word around on here a bunch, but in this particular case you actually are one.

>>720143943

This honestly would be cool

>>720142403
This guy gets it
Only slags have tattoos

The property of "anon name" is the best idea.
Like a ring stamped tattoo on the rim would be perfect saying that

Daddy's Butt Slut
The classics never go out of style.

>>720143943
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,: ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

One ass hole to bind them.

>>720141219
Get "shit chute" tattooed

Shit slipping out design. Hothothot

Scat Pepe?

>>720144666
tripsa

>>720144222
what does that say lol

>>720143943
winner

>>720144666
Trips demand it!

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>>720145143
this, shits not legible.

>>720141219
have her tattoo be the sarlacc pit

Pic says: I'm your little fuckdoll. Donno what cuck has to do with visit a tattoo artist or having piercings through clit and stuff. Going there i not one bit sex related, but the result might be.

>>720145293
i think i have little fuck doll _____ idk

>>720141219
Bi Male here, mine says lube required on the top half and has a barbed wire circle around the entire thing.. Just a fyi It hurts like hell during and after the tattoo for like 4 days ... be ready with numbing cream and ice after bm :( otherwise it looks nice after and no one will ever know unles u show them...

>>720146036
show us

>>720144464
with that logic everyones a cuck because doctors see their women naked

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>>720143943
this. or the image of the ring OP proposed with

>>720146831
the tattoo artist literally penetrates her thousands of times. and fills her up too.

hahahahah lost it.... butthole tattoo ... not for me would hurt like hell ... why she wants one of them lotr tats looks like muslim writing... muslim ass tatt way to go ...

"If you can read this, I consent."

>>720144666
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

>>720141960
underrated post

Not underrated but so funny that I'd loose my boner looking at it in doggy. Also can you imagine to push your dick into a sour face mouth?

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>>720141219
Tell her it's a very spiritual buddhist/native american/whatever-fad-your-gf-is-into design.

Also like the idea of the precious ring inscription. But thats a lot of words for a tiny girls butthole hehehe

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>>720143590
The the flip side of this.
Actually see if you can get her to do front and back on this!

Eye of Sauron.

Having a bleeding wound covered with crap isn't the best idea OP...

>>720141219
>tattoo
>turn me on

pick one

>>720149780

You are aware you are a paedophile aren't you? It's a serious me talking issue and you need to seek professional help.

>>720150428
*mental health

>>720150428
>pedophile
>spelling it paedophile

You're the one that needs help mate

>>720141219
“let that sink in"

>>720141219
any girl that wants this is less stable than plutonium

>>720150670

You can spell it either way actually

"Jamal was here"

>>720150670
Anon spelled it correctly?

>>720141219
"No deposit, no return."

>>720150428
If you cannot tell the difference between the woman in the picture and a child then you are the one that needs help. I bet you think anybody that likes a shaved pussy is a pedophile.

>>720143383
Orson would be more appropriate for a gay butt.

>>720150761
>not spelling it like the inventors
>παιδοφιλος

fucking pleb

>>720151036
If you Keep trying to justify your urges buddy, you're only gonna get worse.

>>720151290

I'm an English teacher you moron

>>720151325
I was not justifying anything as I don't need to. what I was doing was calling you a dumb asshole.

>>720151433
>fucking pleb
>I'm an English teacher you moron

q.e.d.

>>720151433
An English teacher ? And you fuck kids ??
Man, do they not have police vetting in whatever shithole of a country you live in. Probably UK.

>>720142403

This x 100000000000000000

>>720151644

I live in Denmark, and it's a college.

>>720141219
Anon's Property

>>720143943
fucking dying over here. one butthole ring to rule them all

>>720151861
One sphincter to rule them all?

>>720145293

"nigger if you can read this, you're too close"

>>720151769
Ah Denmark, where peadophilic pornaography was legal during the 70's, I guess you feel right at home, you filthy animal.

>>720141400
Dubs said it

Soft serve

>>720152040

You just spelled it wrong.

>>720142403
Oh, Christ, who cares? No one asked if you fucking like girls with tattoos.

People of all shapes, sizes and walks of life have tattoos these days. Get over yourself

>>720152145
lol

>>720144464
I don't like cucks as much as the next guy but that's fucking stupid logic

>>720150773
This

>>720152040
Which, paedophile or pornography ?

>>720152197

That neckbeard is pretending to have standards, as if he wouldn't jump at the chance to fuck anything, even if she had "niggers" inked into her forehead.

>>720141219
Get the sarlacc kek demands.

>>720152157
Which, paedophile or pornography ?

>>720149780
I second this

>>720141219
a broccoli

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>>720152408
Forgot pic

>>720152449

Both

>>720152040
Back then it was legal literally everywhere.

>>720143943
this one wins, no discussion

Have Tiger Woods putting a golf ball into her hole

>>720141910
a coloured flowers

>>720141219

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>>720141219
This

>>720153166
Why does it look like there's no actual hole? It looks like she was shot and that's the wound that healed incorrectly.

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>>720143943
roll

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>>720141219

>>720141400

dubs

also

/thread

>>720152925
Butterflies maybe?

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>>720141219
the phrase "you're not the first and you wont be the last"

>>720144547
And only the absolute worst kind have butthole tattoos.

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>>720141219
but i poo from there...........

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Obvious choice.

>>720153328
Niceeee

>>720146831
Not my woman, she hasn't been to the gyno or doctor since I beat the shit out of her for suggesting we get std screening before having unprotected sex. I told her that she has one chance to tell she's nasty, if 6 months later I wind up with an std, I'd kill her.

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>visits website in pic
>leaks ex gf on facebook
>new girlfriend

>>720152197
>>720152374

Nope, sorry, wouldn't touch 'em.

Neckbeard FTW

>>720153389
A butterfly over a coloured flower holded by patrick

>>720153291
The jaundice is so extreme she looks like Bert.

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>>720141219

>>720153650
Angry 13-year-old detected.

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>>720141219

>>720143943
this

>>720152374
Pretty much. Hilarious how many desperate fucks act all high and mighty with their retarded standards and stupid opinions on women and then complain when they can't get any pussy

ops bitch

>>720154011
I'm not angry at all, but a girl shouldn't have to go to the doctor to make sure she's clean unless she's a nasty slut.

>>720141219
Just make some shit up. Go along with whatever she says she likes. Then, slip the tattoo artist a few Tubmans and have him give her a "This isn't working out" around the rim.

>>720142183
FUCKING THIS

>>720154207
You sound like a forever virgin.

>>720154029
Source? The ink is fucking slutty and it seems to be in public. Both huge turn-ons.

>>720153166
All of those tattoos are of such shitty quality...

>>720153291
Cowabunga

Have the tattoo spell out "BRRAAAAAAAAAAPP"

Welcum here

>Get card
>Put cock along crack of her ass
>Grab ink pen
>Trace shape of cock between ass cheeks
>Tattoo dotted line on where you traced
>Left cheek: Cock
>Right cheek: Here

I'm sure you'll keep her for ever after that.

Sharpie in the pooper. A photorealistic sharpie burried about halfway up that asshole.

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>>720154029
God dammit japan

>>720141219
Do me a favour. "Every Michael got a free ride" around her fuckhole.