How does /b/ clean up after they fap?

Cllean up? That's mexican work. I just cum in corners all over my house and once I'm sick of it I sell it and buy a new one

>>720111108
whats a fap and what does it have to do with that picture?

i use my gfs panties as a cum rag everytime

have foreskin
pinch foreskin shut at tip
tip fills up like reservoir
hold tip while getting up and dump in trash or toilet

>>720111108
use a old shirt and clean the jizz off and throw the jizz shirt next to my desk on the floor for next time

Shamwow that mess, send back to company within 30 days of purchase for full refund.

I cum in my mouth and swallow. No cleanup necessary.

eat it its not that bad lol

>>720111108
Just put your underwear back up? lol people using shirts and socks wtf

>>720111108
i just cum on the floor
or my sheets
sometimes directly in the trash
i haven't used a spooge rag in years

I cum preferably direct in the toilet, cock pointing downwards. No spoil, no waste, no trouble

>>720111443
And get your underwear cum stained? Do you just walk around in cum stained underwear?

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>>720111108
>not cumming in the shower

>>720111557
>fapping while standing up

>>720111542
not him but sometimes I do that, and if you wash your underwear you can't even tell you cummed in it

>>720111613
>standing up while showering

I lay a napkin on my stomach to catch the cum.

I spread it all over my thigh till it's not sticky anymore

>>720111641
you sit down and fap while showering?

>>720111557
water just makes cum stickier and harder to get off your hands.

>>720111542
do you use underwear in public? why would you be afraid of cum stained underwear? I do this every time

>>720111740
paper towel

>>720111108
jizz in hand and eat it

I usually use OPs mom's mouth to clean up after.

(Check em for verification of truth)

Sock most times

Fuck guys, i just cum whilst naked and sit back for 10 minutes and go to sleep. Shit dries real quick.

>>720111630
>>720111969
Fuckin disgusting, but then again this is /b/

>>720112241
and next morning its easy to remove as flakes from your chest hair

>>720111810
That's where soap comes in

Into cup or glass. Dump out in sink.

>>720111108
cum all over myself and wash it off because im just a bad boy like that

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I need to do a better job of cleaning up... i just cum into a paper towel, throw it away, and walk around places with the post-yank cum build up soaking into my underwear, smelling like chlorine and lack of shame.

I just pull my underwear up. Idc.

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I hold my jack off in my foreskin so i can create a flesh bag for it then walk to the toilet to dump it and tissue up after

>>720111108
I don't.

>>720111108
>have foreskin
>pinch foreskin shut at tip
>tip fills up like reservoir
>hold tip while getting up and dump in trash or toilet

/thread

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>>720111108
usually just cum in my other hand and wipe it on the nearest wall or sofa

>>720111436
I gagged

>>720111108
I didn't clean it.

>>720111108
Roll over and sleep

>>720111350
How limp is your dick when you fap dude, I can barely cover half of my tip with my foreskin when I'm hard

>>720111793
>>>720111641
>you sit down and fap while showering?
Not him but i actually do this to

>>720111350
I've been doing that shit for all of my adult life and been wondering if it's really bad or not

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>>720111350
>Circumcised
>You will never hold your cum in your foreskin like a balloon so you can dump it in the toilet

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>>720111108
I have a cloth rag next to my chair on the floor. I put it on my lap next to my balls until I cum, then I quickly cover the tip with one of the "clean" spots. It usually takes a month or 2 for it to get so full of dried cum it's just about unusable.

>>720111108
I'm sort of afraid to fap actually, because of my OCD. So far Nofap 2017 for me.

>>720111527
This

Jerking off anywhere else besides the toilet/shower that actually involves clean up is a cave man move.

>Jerk off in toilet
>piss
Profit???

To almost everyone ITT : why would you use a shirt, a sock, or let it dry in your underwear or on your skin, when you can basically just clean it with toilet paper or tissues and then throw it in the toilets and flush ?

For God's sake, am I the only one who does this ?

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>>720111108
I ejaculate onto hand towel sized fap rag easy peasy

Then I wipe my cock head near the edges of the towel where it's clean

>>720111108
i just cum in my underwear a leave it i only go wash my hands

I cum on paper

>>720118757
This.

If you have money invest in buying a fap rag. Seems like everyone ITT can't afford a cum rag. They just cum on shirts and paper towels.

>>720111108
Just squeeze it. Stops anything from comming out. Problem solved.

Lay down tissue on stomach bust a fat nut into the tissue, ball it up flush it .

/thread

>>720111740
This. Ez cleanup.

>>720111108

Throw the towel on your mother