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A girl is texting me nude pics and sent me this. What the fuck

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A girl is texting me nude pics and sent me this.

What the fuck is this thing ?

I don't want to ask her because it would make me look like a virgin.

I really have no clue.
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>>720107641

lmao fucking virgin
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>>720107641
i know what that is, but youre gonna have to post the rest of the nudes if you want me to tell
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>>720107700
>>720107710

It looks like a rope. Why would she stick a rope in there
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It's a Vaginal slurpee maker dumbass
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>>720107799
Needs more Cowbell
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>>720107641
well see that there is her radio antenna to communicate with the mothership, she is an ayylien
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>>720107641
Medical device maybe
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>>720107641
looks like she shoved an empty soda cup up her box
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>>720107641
Vagina door bell. It's pretty common these times. You have to pull the rope when you are ready for have sex.
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>>720107641
Chlamydia
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>>720107641
Looks like a cheap plastic speculum. Not sure what the white thing is. If it's plastic, it reminds me of a urethral sound, but that doesn't seem to be where it's going, and I doubt she's into cervical sounding.
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Ahh so that's where the top to my Dial soap bottle went
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>>720108058
fiber-optics have cum along way anon
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That device is to keep the "vagina" from healing up and closing after gender reassignment surgery.
She is post-op, Sorry OP.
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im pretty sure shes having an abortion in that pic
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>>720107641
basically that things weird, just ask.
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WHAT IS IT GOD DAMN IT
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>>720107641
Your GF is half spider, sorry m8. Time to roll up the news paper. You know what to do.
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It carries her babies when she works in the fields OP
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>>720108157
Kek that image
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>>720107641

My wife says it might be a douche?!?
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>>720107980
she must be poor. most people have a digital vaginal doorbell.
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>>720107641
If you have ever looked at a prolapse pussy, you'll see a hole. She has gaped her pussy, and is fucking that hole.

She's probably into fisting and all that shit now OP.
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Looks like one of these. Probably getting a pelvic exam.
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wtfz they make clear finger boxes now?
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>>720107641
maybe its one of those things girls use to piss like guys do
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>>720108336
from her real boyfriend kek sorry OP
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>>720108058
>Looks like a cheap plastic speculum

Why would she be using it ?
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>>720107641
Thats her pussy. Unlike the people you've obviously dated previously, this one is a girl.
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Vaginal Enema
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It's one if those things used to artificially inseminate cows with bull sperm
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>>720107641
its a speculum

what he said >>720108336

no idea what the white twisted thing is though, albino twizzler maybe
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>>720107641
looks like a virginia
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Kegel's
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>>720108515

She's Chinese. So maybe that's what these contraptions look like over there?

Anyway thanks.

This girl is one of the filthiest people I have ever known. She offered to eat my ass within 5 days of knowing her.
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>>720108647
I hope she grabs you by the pussy
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>>720108647
looks like you got yourself a keeper.
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>>720108647
tube might be the swab as part of a test kit - papsmear, stds, etc
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>>720108724
Yeah agreed. See if she will speculum her ass. Then post pick.
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>>720108947
anal speculation is diamonds
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>>720107641
http://www.getthelube.com/
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It's one of those dildos with a tube for fake cum you retarded niggers
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>No more pics posted

Come on OP, you've showed us her fucking pussy already, what's the point of holding back now?
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Speculum and this.
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>>720109929

Looks like you're right.

She's douching.
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>>720108594
i think you may be right. is that bit at the front the clematis?
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>>720107641
by means of a picture she just called you a douche-bag
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JUST GO WITH IT
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>>720110417
Yes, the clematis
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fucking trips
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