A girl is texting me nude pics and sent me this. What the fuck

>>720107641

lmao fucking virgin

>>720107641
i know what that is, but youre gonna have to post the rest of the nudes if you want me to tell

File: CvFcqR2VYAEc2Co.jpg (119KB, 1200x674px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 1200x674px

>>720107700
>>720107710

It looks like a rope. Why would she stick a rope in there

It's a Vaginal slurpee maker dumbass

>>720107799
Needs more Cowbell

File: scary dairy.jpg (56KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 1200x675px

>>720107641
well see that there is her radio antenna to communicate with the mothership, she is an ayylien

>>720107641
Medical device maybe

>>720107641
looks like she shoved an empty soda cup up her box

>>720107641
Vagina door bell. It's pretty common these times. You have to pull the rope when you are ready for have sex.

>>720107641
Chlamydia

>>720107641
Looks like a cheap plastic speculum. Not sure what the white thing is. If it's plastic, it reminds me of a urethral sound, but that doesn't seem to be where it's going, and I doubt she's into cervical sounding.

Ahh so that's where the top to my Dial soap bottle went

>>720108058
fiber-optics have cum along way anon

That device is to keep the "vagina" from healing up and closing after gender reassignment surgery.
She is post-op, Sorry OP.

File: bb2.png (2MB, 807x1434px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 807x1434px

im pretty sure shes having an abortion in that pic

>>720107641
basically that things weird, just ask.

File: 1472121014503.jpg (117KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 720x720px

WHAT IS IT GOD DAMN IT

File: pjPtu.jpg (31KB, 500x359px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 500x359px

>>720107641
Your GF is half spider, sorry m8. Time to roll up the news paper. You know what to do.

It carries her babies when she works in the fields OP

>>720108157
Kek that image

>>720107641

My wife says it might be a douche?!?

>>720107980
she must be poor. most people have a digital vaginal doorbell.

>>720107641
If you have ever looked at a prolapse pussy, you'll see a hole. She has gaped her pussy, and is fucking that hole.

She's probably into fisting and all that shit now OP.

File: IMG_5723.jpg (19KB, 440x394px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 440x394px

Looks like one of these. Probably getting a pelvic exam.

wtfz they make clear finger boxes now?

>>720107641
maybe its one of those things girls use to piss like guys do

>>720108336
from her real boyfriend kek sorry OP

>>720108058
>Looks like a cheap plastic speculum

Why would she be using it ?

>>720107641
Thats her pussy. Unlike the people you've obviously dated previously, this one is a girl.

Vaginal Enema

It's one if those things used to artificially inseminate cows with bull sperm

>>720107641
its a speculum

what he said >>720108336

no idea what the white twisted thing is though, albino twizzler maybe

>>720107641
looks like a virginia

File: 1474481431-giphy-3.gif (994KB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

994KB, 500x280px

Kegel's

>>720108515

She's Chinese. So maybe that's what these contraptions look like over there?

Anyway thanks.

This girl is one of the filthiest people I have ever known. She offered to eat my ass within 5 days of knowing her.

>>720108647
I hope she grabs you by the pussy

File: Thumbs-and-Ammo-08.jpg (169KB, 625x563px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 625x563px

>>720108647
looks like you got yourself a keeper.

>>720108647
tube might be the swab as part of a test kit - papsmear, stds, etc

>>720108724
Yeah agreed. See if she will speculum her ass. Then post pick.

File: akKQRXpL_700wa_0.gif (1MB, 412x304px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 412x304px

>>720108947
anal speculation is diamonds

>>720107641
http://www.getthelube.com/

It's one of those dildos with a tube for fake cum you retarded niggers

>No more pics posted

Come on OP, you've showed us her fucking pussy already, what's the point of holding back now?

File: IMG_5724.jpg (75KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 800x800px

Speculum and this.

>>720109929

Looks like you're right.

She's douching.

>>720108594
i think you may be right. is that bit at the front the clematis?

>>720107641
by means of a picture she just called you a douche-bag

JUST GO WITH IT

>>720110417
Yes, the clematis

fucking trips