I had surgery to straighten my dick, AMA

how do you feel about the fact that it still looks ratchet

>>720107439
it is beatiful shut up

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>>720107359
Anon how does this happen?

>>720107522
ok op!!!

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>>720107359
To the left, to the left, always to the left....

>>720107564
unlucky enough to be born with this, noticed it during my first errections

>>720107359
this isnt reddit

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>>720107657
now it is

Did the ladies like it bent? Complaints? Issues?

>>720107359

are you the same guy who posted pre op pics couple of months ago?

>>720107359
So whats your excuse for not getting pussy now, anon?

>>720107845
likely, yes

>>720107868
I got 2 whatsapp numbers on tinder yesterday I'm on it anon

>>720107359
why did you have a surgery ?

>>720107975
self confidence and a dick bend over 50 degrees

>>720107359

Well fuck me sideways.

>>720107359
with a straight dick, how do you expect to fuck those asians with sideways vaginas now?

>>720108346

>thinks he is funny

>>720107359

You could've fucked sideways and hit the G-spot before. I don't blame you for wanting a straight wang but damn, the orgasms you could have given. Please tell me you used your bent dong powers for good at least once.

>>720108346
Underrated post!

Also: /thread

>>720107359
Congratulations. At least part of you is now straight, bro.

If this is genuine, then I remember you from about half a year ago asking how to straighten dick.
Same picture on the left.

wut fuk happened to u dick
what age you now

U-turn dick

>>720108411
he is funny
he is also:
>>720108502

>>720108551
it is genuine, I had the surgery in early november and it is now fully healed, the pic on the right is a bit older, it is no longer swollen.

shuda taken selfi wit te dactor

>>720107617
Do gorilla woman always tend to look insane?

>>720108687
Do you remember the thread you made?
Miht nit have been half a year ago but I think you would have remembered posting the thread,
I am 100% certain that's the pic

>>720108687
did you use your sidebar on women?
what age you now?

>>720108346
holy fuck my sides

>>720108586
Moshi moshi about tree desu fiddy

>>720107359
It looks like a piece of driftwood mate

>>720108888
holy fuck quads check'd

>>720107359
It looks smaller but at least you can have sex now

>>720107359
Tell more OP,
what was it like to come with that thing
for how many years did you use it b4 fixing it?
haet thta they made it shorter?

Ther is an exercise that you can do for a bigger dick

How did women react to you putting it in pre-op?

Instant orgasm or uncomfortable?

They made it go the other way. :D

>>720107359
fuck that ifl had that i'd always want to go right with my dick but it would always be left. lt would drive me insane

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>>720107359

>>720108999
>>720108963
yup went from about 7.5 inches to 6.8 but I'm fine with that.
It felt normal, not painful.
I had this curve since birth, surgery at 21.

>>720108814
to much anxiety, part of the reason for surgery were intimacy issues.

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>>720107729
What is this? Wayne static cosplay?

>>720107359
do you find you can no longer walk in a straight line and always veer right?

Is this what made you gay?

>>720109164
quite obv he's virgin
ignoring all qs about sex

>>720109663
u r right

>>720107359
Did women ever looked shocked when they saw it?

>>720107359
If they can straighten it that way could they also straighten mine?

Mine points straight up when erect (towards my belly button) and I would like it to point straight out (away from my body)

Is that possible with surgery?

>>720109663
What if he just missed a huge opportunity?

OP, what have you done?

You could've been the One Thrust Man, making any woman orgasm with a single thrust of your cock.

Now you'll never know!

>>720107564
Not op but I hear its usually because of a plaque that builds up on one side of the dick causing it to be less flexible. So when you get erections the flexible side of the penis stretches and expands like it should while the side with the plaque is inflexible and does not engorge properly. Hence you end up with a bend

>>720109312
im glad i have no idea who this retard is
also, kys

Nes bit

>>720109806
OP here, honestly just go talk to a urologist about this, but it liekly would be fixable, yes. I don't regret my surgery at all, best thing I did last year
>>720110144
yup that's the procedure they used.

>>720108886
he is indeed one of the few who really can fuck your sides

How difficult was it having to piss with morning wood?

>>720108551
>I recognize that penis

Someone cue the gay blowjob and the bear

>>720110578
You always piss sideways, which isn't a problem siting down but public toilets sucked.