Would you fuck a horse for $1000?

>>720080974
Easily.

I'd do it for nothing. I'd pay you in fact.

Ill do it for free

>>720080974
I'd do it for lols.

>>720080974

Who do I pay?

>>720080974
id do it for 25bucks

Every chance I get I do already. Getting paid for it? Sign me up!

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>>720080974
I dunno, how much time with the horse does $1000 buy me?

>>720080974
Stop the government from monitoring your online activity http://traineddog.club

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>>720080974
Sure, I pay anything to have sex with a horse!

>>720080974
No I'm not inbred.

>>720082290
or poor. 1k really nope.

I'd do it for free, if I knew it wouldn't slam my ass into the wall with a kick.

No.

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>>720080974
I'd do a lot of shit for $1000

>>720080974
No, but Neitchze would have.

>>720080974
Sadly i din't have that kind of money.

>>720080974
I'd pay $1000 to fuck a horse

>>720080974
am I BEING paid, or am I paying?
asking cuz poor

>>720080974
I'd do it for 10000.

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I would pay for this opportunity...

>>720080974
I fuck mares for free all the time. Earlier tonight even.

>>720086210
greentext?

>>720080974

Usually they charge more -- and usually it involves the other set of genitals and you have to sign a waiver.

>>720086210
webms or didnt happen

>>720084558
No he wouldnt, he would kill the guy with the 1k take the horse and use it for his own cause. idk im bsing im only half way in to steiner.

>>720084656
kek

>>720085575
hmz okay, another question what is the color of the horses behind?

>>720086884
You said that earlier today.
Still not going to happen.

>>720086744
I'm not really a story teller, what would you like to know?

>>720087705
Couple questions:
>How are you not scared of getting the shit kicked out of you?
>How long have you been doing it for?
>Do you cum in the horse?
>Better than girls?

>>720080974
How long do I have to come up with the 1k?

>>720080974
JRHNBR ;)

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>>720085575
>>720080974
WTF is wrong with you guys? Why not real women? I mean even a skank with STD will do over this shit. WTF

>>720080974
I definitely would. Her lips are drooling for cock. Plus I could use the money. Win/Win.

>>720087705
just tell us how it went and what you did

>>720087789
Not scared, no.
I only do stuff like that with my own horses. its a lot like fucking a human girl, if she likes what you're doing then everything will be fine.

bitches when I was 15, mares were later.

Always cum inside. that's the point of having sex.

No, mares and humans are pretty much equal. bitches are a bit better then both.

>>720087890
Wrong, sex with a mare is definitely better than sex with a human skank with an std. Who the fuck wants stds?

>>720087890
>STD ridden roastie vs clean, disase free horse pussy
no

Any decent place to get good stallion on girl, or better yet a drop box?

>>720088000
I had sex with my Shetland. It went well just like always.

>>720080974
if it was clean and I was guaranteed I wouldn't get horse AIDS or something

>>720087890
Because real women are beyond fucking gross and obnoxious beyond basic reasoning.

I'll take the mare with the turbo tight pussy that actually wants sex over the used up. blacked, disease ridden cunt that comes with a lot of emotional baggage.

Why don't you ask /mlp ?

>>720080974
Would you stop posting this shit for $1?

>white people

You disgust me

>>720088201
mods will scruffy the thread, probably

>>720080974
She wet

>>720088047
so if I get a mare and be around it enough for it to trust me I can fuck it?

>>720088083
>>720088108
STD's are a risk. Condoms. Better to risk an STD than to have sex with a horse.

>>720080974
Do it every night faggot, only fags or beta cucks wouldn't want to

>>720088047
Dog posts please

nah fuck that
anyone fuckin a horse for 1000 is insane

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>>720080974
I'd pay $2000 to fuck that fine mare!

>>720088309
Yep.
They can get quite aggressive about wanting to have sex with you if they like you.

>>720088194
That's the most fucked up justification for not fucking women that I've ever heard. The irony. Yes they can be sluts and bitches beyond imagination, but we're talking about sex. Cum and dump and use them like trash, I could care less if they're dumped afterwards.

>>720088047
How do you get the mare wet and fired up? Interesting both vaginas feel the same

>>720088445
alright, its on my bucket list. Thanks, man

>>720088247
Then why is Brazil the only country its legal to fuck your animal?

>>720080974
I don't have $1000. :(

>>720088108
A new conundrum.
>>720088194
>>720088347
Then the question, did the skank got blacked or not.
if i were forced to make the choice between skank and mare,
id fuck the skank with mild stds and a condom. if she got blacked i bareback the horse with the white vagina and take the 1k.

>>720088587
nah you want a JRHNBR

No.

>>720088436
Why would you pay 2k when you could just walk in to some field and make friends with a horse.?

>>720088383
wait I thouhgt you got paid to fuck the horse

>>720088682
wut

>>720088541
just wait for them to be in heat for that. very wet and very horny.

>>720088445
wtf, so you are saying some horse that never got fucked before wants the D form people?

>>720088682
One of mine is. She's my favourite.

>>720088836
Who says she's never been fucked before?
But yes, mares, once they find out that you will have sex with them will want more.

>>720088836
young mares especially, older ones have been discouraged or learned most humans don't put out

>>720088595
Who says its illegal in africa. i remember docu footage of some town where every man had his own goat and kept the goat with him all the time out of fear that others would fuck the goat.

>>720088742
Because I'm not a poorfag

>>720088682
a what now?

>>720088682
how do I get one? They cost more than a normal mare(if they think im buying it for regular use)?

>>720089054
Just Right Height No Bucket Required

Absolutely not.

>>720080974
I'd do it for free.

>>720089005
When has any country in Africa besides the white controlled ones had complete government control? Niggers gonna nig

>>720089054
>>720088790
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JRHNBR

>>720089054
get off this board

>>720089005

Sounds like something that happens in West Virginia

>>720089034
You have to meet up with some dude. pay the dude and then he knows and lets you fuck his horse that got fucked by him and many others.
i prefer a nice virgin horse vagina then some skank horse that had 100s of loads.

So apparently this is a thing
http://vip.pornbraze.com/?q=23141/horny-man-fucking-his-nice-horse/

>>720089076
horses at cock height cost more? are you fucking with me

>>720080974
I would for free
Getthelube.com

>>720088347
I disagree, atleast having sex with a horse won't be risking stds at all that we know of. HOWEVER I would like to know more from your perspective why you believe std human is better.

>>720081713
this is the correct response, anons, for future reference.

>>720089275
nigga the fuck am supposed to know about horses? I'm a fucking waiter. But anyway, I'm asuming short horses are cheaper

>>720089275
idk about that shit, but i did know a horse owner and he got welsh ponys that were at his jrhnbr, pretty gross thinking about that possibility.

I'd do it for nothing. I'd pay you in fact.

>>720087649
clearly white
White top tier

>>720089502
No, not really.
Height dosent really effect cost.

>>720080974
Just posting as a previous equestrian national rider, hell no

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Gentelmen, is there any place i can watch such stuff without whatever agency breaking down my door?

Are there any good clean sites to watch this kind of stuff? maybe even girl and dog?

>>720089781
>>720089866
Gaybeast for men, Petsex for women

>>720087890
Real women come with feelings, std and all that bullshit
I would rather get with a mare for all that sexual goodness


>Not wanting to fuck a mare
what are you, gay?

>>720089339
unless that horse gets loads of human loads, then its just a skank horse.

>>720089781
I don't know what country you're in but if you're on the internet and you don't know how to watch horse porn you're doing everything wrong

>>720089643
Id fuck that for 1000
damn. I would go to town on that like a man on death row eating a steak for his final meal.

>>720089781
>>720089866
>>720089923
Lol Groupthink! And Thank you sir.

>>720089746
If I get some ten thousand dollar horse instead of some donkey type shit you think the pussies gonna feel any different?

>>720080974

Ill do it for 20 and a pack of cigaretts

This is now a /b/east bread, post best beasty porn. And check my gets

>>720080974
I actually wouldn't
I'll watch women fuck dogs all day but putting my own dick in an animal vagina...nope
might feel great but thats a moment you can't return from

From a normal non horse fucker I would say yes. I'm a hardcore poor fag. Thousand dollars would be sick right now.

Anyone got good stories

>>720090121
Well..donkies arent horses. But I expect their pussies feel about the same.
My shetland was free and I love her.

>>720090279
I know donkies aren't horses I just saying like a cheap, not pretty horse. Thanks for the btw

>>720090549
Sause

>>720080974
No, wouldn't want to be kicked and killed anyway

>>720090526
a horse costs nothing, it's the food and shelter

>>720090777
Alfredo w/trips

Srysly someone xplain dis fetish 2 me
Butt seriously

>>720090883
oh, how much they usually cost?
>>720091105
idk man. to me it's just a vagina that i can nut in whenever I want. cause when you use girls for sex they get their feelings hurt and shit and that makes me feel bad, but I can use a horse for sex and it wont give a fuck and I wont give a fuck. I'm not gonna fall in love with a horse or some shit

>>720089781
pornsocket, pornscum

cripplechan has /zoo/ as well that you might want to check out

>>720083325
Yooooo this is my school

>>720090549
>cunt twitching on the dick

i bet that feels amazing

>>720091359
>>720091359
Rethink what youve just stated my friend

>>720091105
I don't think it's a fetish as much as it is wanting to fuck outside of your own species. Like we have donkeys fucking horses, and Tigers fucking lions, why the hell can't we fuck other animals too? it's just wrong.

Don't forget seals fucking penguins. Look it up

>>720082398
I wouldn't fuck for 10 billion. Bestiality is disgusting.

Honestly... I'd love to fuck a mare at least once. I don't have enough space to have a horse, I don't live in a state where it's legal and I don't know anyone I could just ask to let me fuck theirs. As for OPs 1000$ I think most guys would horse fetish or not.

>>720091999
alright i jacked off I get what youre saying

>>720080974
if i was alone and noone knew about it

>>720093008
God would know

>>720091922
seems like it, you see guys trying to edge and getting their balls milked completely dry

>>720093062
God made the animals to serve humans. If God exists, I don't think he really cares too much how your ride that horse.

>>720091821
Peninsula High School lol I used to go there. Get out of this thread kid this shits fucked

>>720093290
+1

>>720090549
Gay

>>720091359
Buy a flesh light?, see 4chan should have fleshlight adds to prevent this perverted shit.

>>720084814
I'd pay a horse to fuck $1000

>>720092543
10b, you are being irrational.

>>720087890
Nice try but everyone knows women are secretly giant bags of spiders in the shape of a human

>>720092353
just saying horse pussy is dirty as fuck having had to clean it out

>>720093951
I'd pay $1000 to watch $1000 fuck $1000

>>720092921
Amen

>>720094234
I'd $1000 to fuck pay watch

>>720092338
Well, I dont really.
Sometimes there's a bit, but most of the time there isnt any.
the way horse shit works it really doesnt stick and coat like ours does.

>>720080974
I would fuck a clean mare for free.

If you were a horse would you let a human fuck you for 1000 carrots?

>>720094856
what about an Ass?

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>>720080974
Realistically speaking to all the disgusting beast lovers, would you fuck a premature horse(tighter)? Do they enjoy it or will it hurt?

>>720094787
I see. I have a phobia and intense distaste for faeces, so it worries me: how will I clean my bitches (as in dogs) in the future so that there's no chance anything gets on me?

How could you guarantee you wouldn't get kicked? That would seem like a really weird thing to explain to people or the hospital or something.

"How did your horse rupture your testicles?"

"Kicked me while I was trying to have sex with it"

>>720095175
you shouldn't have to, dogs also almost never have any. but if you want to, I imagine a washcloth and warm water would work.

>>720095489
You have to tie the horses leg and make sure you get a micro horse. Tie all four legs together and make sure to anchor it somewhere heavy. Also I know my horsey enjoys the hitachi wand. Cums like a little bitch.

>>720080974
I would pay to.

>>720095607
arigatou, gerald

>>720095684
really...
That's just stupid.
I've never tied any of mine up in any way.

>>720095039
any love for the thought?

>>720095934
You're stupid. OP asked a sure sure way. I gave him the sure sure way of not getting blue balled.

>>720087890
>women
>ever comparing to winking marepussy and slice-and-dice anus

>>720095900
Any time.

>>720092543
that's a definite lie

>>720094592
$1000 $1000 $1000 $1000$1000

>>720087789
you fuck bitches too?
>how tight are mares
>how tight are bitches

>>720096567
I'd fuck a horse over a nigger. Because either way it's beastiality