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Who else loves healing their big strong tanks inflated hp bar?
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>>720044655
adc main here
it's 2017 though, literally cant do shit, so I started playing support (after trying jungle and mid and failing miserably) and started to win
started playing overwatch and I can't pick anyone up except mercy, have shit tons of fun since I found someone I can fucking play.

so me, I fucking do
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>>720045061
So you are a mercy playing little cock slut huh?
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I never understood this heal slut shit. I just heal and move on
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>>720045445
Where is the fun in that?
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I am totally not a heal slut nor have I ever had a heal slut. But this makes me incredibly fucking hard, and I don't know why!
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>>720046120
What games do you play?
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>>720046498
Hardly any mmo these days. Mostly Xbox so, over watch.

God I miss mmos, what's even popular these days? I wanna start again.
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is this what the tanks of the team thinks of me when i healing? i feel dirty
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>>720047066
You are dirty, you little slut. You just don't know yet.
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>>720047066
yup. This is basically why grills almost always play support roles as well.
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>>720044655
>play a lot of different games online with college friends as a way to keep in touch
>"anon, why do you always pick the healer no matter what game we're playing"
>"I dunno, never really thought about it..."
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>>720047446
lol
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>>720047446
I'm curious, are you gay or just generally submissive?
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Duh i main healers a lot and i love the cock. Srrsly tho somebody throw me some dick and ill give ya healz in any game you want.
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>>720047852
Gay, and truth be told I try to keep the overtly submissive behavior limited to the bedroom. Not to say I don't have a submissive personality by default, I just don't actively try to project that in every situation. The whole healslut kink is fun and all, but in my experience people find it really off-putting if they're not "in on it."
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>>720048194
I need heals in super Mario 3...
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>>720044655
I like healer classes, debuff is more fun than FS (full support). But being a healer is fun, especially when retardards think I'm obligated to help them or when so eine passes me off and I proceed to heal the enemies they're training on.

I also relish in the fact that I am the linchpin of any successful team
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>>720044655
Been a main healer for the last dozen years or so. It's not always about submissiveness or subservience, as the healer in a group (2-7) I'm one of, if not the single, most important members. I decide if the group lives or dies, I direct the group. Most players will tell you "tanks make the best leaders", when really a healer who knows all roles is the ideal leader.
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>>720044655
I fucking hate it but nobody else knows how to play as a damn team
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>>720048853
A good leader empowers his subjects, love is more powerful than fear. People that love me would give their lives for my cause without question or hesitation.

I'm glad there's more REAL healer Bros out there
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>>720049146
I've let players die, sure, but the point was "follow my direction and we all make it through the encounter".
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show feet
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>>720049304
It's a powerful feeling isn't it?
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>>720045345
that sounds about right yeah
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Now I'm wondering if the opposite exists, where the Healer is the alpha and the tank is the one being a slut for heals. I mean, they do beg for it, I assume.
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>>720049483
I never wanted to be the raid leader, honestly. More of a tactician myself, feeding the leader the right strategy for them to 'rally the troops' as it were. Now I tank and occasionally dps as needed, and I suppose I'm relied upon for my vast experience.
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>>720049510
I've never seen it. Healer gameplay is naturally submissive, and tank gameplay is far more dominant.
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>>720044655
>Loved playing battle medic in TF2 with the crossbow and amputator
>Was really good at juggling healing my party members, pocket-healing whoever was the strongest class/best player, and shooting crossbows across the map
>Could juggle and keep my whole team alive while under constant fire, so long as they didn't play like idiots
>If I was alone or fighting off an enemy, the amputator was a crit-god, and I was great with the crossbow due to being good at leading shots
>Close friend also mained medic and we would pocket medic each other sometimes
>Haven't played the game in nearly three years now and no other game has made me enjoy the healing class like TF2 did
It's an abstract kind of nostalgic feel.
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>>720049510
Healers actually are pretty alpha, nothing gets done without their approval or the result is death.
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>>720049510
I've seen it happen quite a bit myself (main healer / raid leader from earlier), people become very attached to their preferred healers.
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>>720049814
well sure, but guys in prison also have favorite prison bitches
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>>720049746
Mercy from Overwatch is almost literally the doctor from tf2
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>>720049940
That's the dividing line, you have to not be a bitch to not be a bitch. Stop being so beta and you'll gravitate towards being alpha.
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>>720049688
Your "dominant" tank can literally do nothing I don't want him to or I will let him die. Who is really in control here? Healers can pretty much cuck anyone they want to and tanks know this that's why they try to stay on the Healers good side. Your "dominant" class is literally my bitch
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>>720044655
>>720045089
I don't even play MMOs, but this shit makes me wanna play MMOs.

I wanna play as a tank and get in on this healslut shit. I want two healsluts to heal my dick by them rubbing their butts on it.

Is... is that how it works?
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>>720049963
Well, for one I don't really have an interest in playing OW, and for two my toaster computer is slowly dying and I'm saving money to get a brand new one and I don't know if it could run OW well.
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>>720050188
Idiots like >>720049688 only think tanks are dominant because they're "lololol 360 noscope" retards who've never played anything more serious than CoD or CS:GO.
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>>720050263
no, as an avid healer this usually never happens. it's only our job to keep our meatshields alive as long as they help us.
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>>720049688
>>720049778
>>720049814
Honestly, before this thread I never ever considered this relationship between healers and anybody else in a raid, and if someone told me that they had this unspoken bond or whatever it would have to be the tanks sucking the healers preverbial dick.
>>720049940
You ain't clinging to your prison bitch for dear life while fighting off a boss though are ya? If anything it'd be like you'd ask it to fight for/ you.

I am talking out of my ass though, I haven't played anything enough to back it up with experience but I'm sure other people can.
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>>720050317
fair point
it's a pretty fun game though
my old toaster ran it for maybe 2 days? and then stopped running it altogether
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>>720050263
Not really, it's more ERP bait than how actual healing works.
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>>720045061
It's okay, there needs to be support cucks. It sucks you have no skill or talent to play a real role but it happens man. Don't let it get you down.
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>>720044655
I play overwatch a lot
I main junkrat, but recently i'll switch to mercy if the team is dying/shit.
Whenever i play her i always get this major sense of needing to just please everyone on the team and just feel really submissive.
Which is intresting because like i said i main junkrat, whenever i play him feel joy in blowing up people with bombs
Like a real sadistic happiness from that.

TL;DR

Dunno, i like blowing up giant tanks and crippling the other team severely.
But then again, if my team needs help and i switch to mercy i feel like extremely submissive and feel the need to please everyone.

Funny side note, when im flying as mercy i feel like i need tuck my (mercy's) skirt in between my legs so no-one see's my panties, but also get a raging hardon at the thought of someone looking.
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>>720050263
Short answer: no
Long answer: nope
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Tanks literally suck my dick for dank heals.
If you piss me off or I get bored, I'll let you die.
If you dont follow my gameplan, I'll let you die.

Healers are the true alpha master class.
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>>720050263
It's mostly them shitting on you for not healing them enough when you can only heal so much/ have only so much mana anyways
and yet they're off being shitstains getting themselves killed anyways

basically they die because they're stupid and it's your fault
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>>720050739
oi faggot, just getting some bad luck here
I wouldn't call it being a cuck anyways, you guys'd die without the whitemage
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>>720050427
So if I be your meatshield then I get that sweet healer booty? Sounds fair.
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>>720044655
What about adc/rdd?
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>>720050917
talking about league. If you can't play ADC well or any other lane ya have no skill. Pick janna and hope for the best bud
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>>720050923
no, only the pleasure of continuing to breathe, which ain't bad either. occasionally a victory or two as well, if you're good.
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>>720050493
Yeah, I may try it one day in the future if I have a friend that plays it but I don't go on Steam too much now days so I'm not sure if any of them do play it (though I'd assume some would).

One thing that I kinda disliked from the get-go was that most characters only had one weapon and their abilities made up for the other "weapons", and I really liked having multiple and sometimes versatile weapons in TF2 to use in different situations, but I suppose the abilities are a bit more geared towards that. Maybe it's just a bit of me being used to the way TF2 played, but I haven't played OW so I guess I can't really judge much very well.
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>>720051008
>>720051025
>implying MOBAs actually rely on healers
>implying MOBAs are anything but shit tier
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>>720051025
>mfw I'm level 6 with Janna
I'm better at Taric or Braum as support
i'm best with TF in general though
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>>720046924
EVE Online has picked back up since it went pseudo f2p
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>>720050432
There are two types of healer players, submissive supporters (usually being women or gay males who just want to help) and then people that realize what a healer really is. The healer is the one person on your team that you HAVE to have good rapport with. Being a less twitchy class also affords them more time to think, type, and strategize. Even if voice chat is used the healer is usually in a safe position to make decisions without risk of missing a rotation or dying. A good healer that knows the game and is observant is more useful (and sought out) than any meatshield or damage whore ever could be.
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>>720051164
Most people have two weapons, a dash ability, and an ult
it's actually pretty versatile
it's also on battle net since it's a blizzard game so there's that
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>>720050739
>Calls healers cucks
>Literally cannot function without one

You're the cuck mate, we legit own you.
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>>720051745
What're you gonna do, heal the enemy to death?
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>>720051440
>damage whore
he...hehe....good...
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>>720051440
>>720051745
These guys get it. Second one in a more offensive way but overall a decent perspective.
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>>720051889
what're you gonna do, resurrect after he kills you?
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>>720047066
I don't play MMOs but I do like the Medic in TF2. I don't really bother using the mediguns though. No point when you got the crossbow.

So I'm guessing the people I sometimes heal must think I'm an ass for never being around to heal.
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>>720051889
yes
https://youtu.be/npU18Kc9SZ0?t=74
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>>720051124
The pleasure of not breathing by having a healslut suffocate me by sitting on my face sounds just as good though.

Look, if you want me to be a good tank you gotta give me some incentive. Something to look forward to.

We're both adults here, so let's compromise. You get your meatshield and I get your butt. That's the best I can do.
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>>720051889
Yeah, piss me off and I'll heal the enemy until they kill you. Most healer classes also have access to holy damage spells, debuffs, and buffs, so that's that thing where I debuff you into the dirt, turn myself into Jesus, then Crack your skull.
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>>720052348
Because off-spec damage spells generally have such fantastic damage output.
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>>720050744
>main demoman
why tho?
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>>720051889
Supports are there to make sure the job is done, If even so you happen to fail to do your job the support will just move on to the next guy that might know how to get shit done. You don't choose the support here, the support picks you if he sees you're decent enough to not waste time and mana on you.
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>>720052274
fine then, loot rewards from whatever the fuck we're doing. you can probably sell those if they're valuable enough for IRL money and buy an actual prostitute or something. however, I have respect for myself and will not be degraded to that stereotype unless real life money is involved.
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Quit making me miss SCH
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>>720051889
You've obviously never played Lineage 2, where you can heal enemy players and NPCs. Being a dick? I'll just drop party, heal the mob until it wipes your entire party and then leave.
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>>720052574
They're often based on Matk which I need for strong heals anyway you moron.
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Never really considered this much thought, Ive both tanked a fair bit, and healed a good bit, so I can kinda see both sides just living together in a symbiotic relationship.
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TIL this is a thing
I prefer girl on girl action though.
>mfw I take my pocket mercy on a trip of the map as Pharah
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>>720052851
Not really, we can just spam heal the damage whore and ignore the tank
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>>720052742
>Hey guys, I can DPS too, promise!
Top fucking kek. Why such a salty bitch?
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That feeling when you are the healer, tank and dps when your team just sucks too much balls.
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>>720053014
Only in casual game scenarios, MMOs with actual raids almost any damage class or spec will be one-shot by a raid boss.
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>>720053052
if I need to and is a single target I'm fine. Debuffs and cc are also a thing healers get
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>>720053071
>mfw
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>>720053310
Awesome, so you're ready for solo questing.
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>>720047446
diego?
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>>720053267
>resurrect, resurrect, ressurrect
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>>720053578
I don't know what MMOs you play, but most don't allow mass repeated in-combat resurrection.
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>>720053530
rofl sometimes, depends on the build. Battle priests are a thing but we usually do need help with that shit as we generally only have 1 or 2 damage spells and slow aspd
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>>720052608
I cant aim for shit, love blowing people to ashes, and also the feeling of helping control/controling a point/area. Because if theres a steady flow of bombs coming your way, thats generally not a good thing. And my team would pin down where the enemy is coming from, and i'd switch my aim to there and just throw some happy pills in there and watch the body's fly.

Also i like junkrat's character too.
Also i like trapping people too.
Just everything about it is fun to play for me.
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>>720053561
Que?
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>>720052654
>unless real life money is involved.

So you ARE a slut. Myth fucking busted.

So uhh, how much "Exp" points would I need to give you to have sit on my fa-...

Actually nevermind, I'll just go find an actual prostitute. That seems way easier...
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>>720053763
Ragnarok allowed spam ressurection, that's the first thing that came to mind. More modern games usually have a longer cool down but with a decent team you can still accomplish your goals without
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>>720053773
Also depends on the game's magic system, too. Some allow Priests (or Clerics) to have massive AoE damage to Demon / Undead types, far surpassing anything any other class but only on those types of mobs.
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>>720049411
My submissive healer feet?
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>playing MMO's
FAGGOTS.

I like playing healers in tabletop RPG's though
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>>720054089
The cooldown also increased with spell rank, which is why raiding ET with anything but Rank 2 Resurrection was just a stupid idea, but that's a special exception.
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>>720051204
This, and this.
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>>720054180
This too, healers like to have turn undead (insta kill or at least severely injure undead) or exorcise (fistfuck target demon)
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>>720054342
WAHAAHTTT?
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>>720054342
Storm domain cleric's are ridiculously powerful in 5th ed
are we /tg/ now?
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I love playing Mercy in Overwatch. I always love when the dps and thanks after I finish filling my face with sloppy flaccid health bars, tantalizing them until they grow big and girthy again. When they think they've had enough I resurrect them, bringing them back to max stiffness so I can get one simple "thanks". I can't help but get a hard on when someone thanks me in real life now.
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>>720054298
Show us your feet you fucking slut.
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>>720054045
Are you being serious
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>>720054344
Well yeah any healer worth a fuck prioritizes cool down time over "damage"
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>>720054076
my point exactly. still down to play gaems, just no homo.
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>>720054532
>playing for power not for hard roleplay

Disgusting.
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>>720054089
I miss the glory days of ragnarok.
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I main mercy in overwatch and have always played supports btw

>>720054579
Why my feet? lol
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>>720054646
I was saying they can just do everything
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>>720054646
Yeah, disgusting.
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>>720054698
They're still alive on the server I play off and on (I play other things, watch shows, read books and shit in my free time outside /b/).
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>>720054698
I do too
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>>720054583
Nah dude, just fucking with ya. Don't go make a pass on your healslut buddy.
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Ive tried to get into the healslut discord but i was mostly ignored. I love being a little sub bitch and i mostly play mercy in overwatch.
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>>720051958
It's the samefag
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>>720054771
Would you rather sharpie in the pooper?
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>>720044655
Shit, if healers are seen like this, I mus be the dominatrix of healing. Motherfuckers know who's in charge when I'm around. They sass me, I let their asses die. Fuck the tank, I can heal enough to make the dps fill the part till you realize who the fuck you're dealing with.
Naughty little shits know what happens when you get to full of yourself without my permission
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>>720044655
Fuck you, I just started getting into D&D.
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>>720055230
It's just some idiot that doesn't know his place, we are seen by many as the saviors and having a shitty (or irritated) healer is the worst thing ever. They all know it.
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The guy I was supporting in league of legends for a couple months came on a picture of me and sent me the video with the message

"since you've been such a good little support I have a present for you"
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>>720055509
>having a shitty (or irritated) healer is the worst thing ever. They all know it.
Oh, believe me, we know it. Cause y'all don't ever shut the fuck up and quit whining until you get your way.
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>>720050263
Unless you get a newbie, those "heal sluts" would have your balls under heel until you give them the satisfaction they want, and you would stop whenever they told you to. That, or other submissive (read as DPSers) will tell you to just give in
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>>720055690
As long as you know your place, healer master race.
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>>720044655
i main lucio. he's a power bottom if i've ever seen one. and, he likes to service as many people as he can at once
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>>720055648
Awww :3
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>>720055690
If by whine, you mean we do what we asked you to stop for anyway, and then tell you to screw off when you try to blast us for your impatience.
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Switched my main to support from tank recently, been enjoyable. Very enjoyable. Why does everyone hate the idea of it?
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>>720055648
Aw, you lucky slut! It must be so nice to have someone who really appreciates you.
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>>720056009
Too much micromanagement, easily scapegoated, Harder to find gear for if your in mmos. League, though, I have no clue.
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Whole thread reminded me of this.
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>>720056195
It's a lot easier, Juggernauts mean you win
bruisers are out of the meta
pure tanks are shit because they're wet noodles
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>>720055965
>>720055690
I always loved being in a pug as dps and watching a healer and tank with absolutely zero group chemistry start bitching each other out over group chat. It was like being over at a friend's house as a kid when their parents started to get into a fight at the dinner table. Just sit back and watch the fireworks.
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>>720056195
That does make sense. I've found the micromanagement to be enjoyable. My OCD tendencies kick in hard when I see a low health bar. I like the appreciation I get when I play well, too. I guess it just takes all kinds of mindsets to make a team oriented game fun in that way.
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>>720047066
You are really only here for my pleasure and earn me loot I could care less afterwards
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>>720056254
Yeah, "skillful heroes" are really hard to deal with. My hands get all shaky when playing Genji. I could never handle the skill curve. I'll sit back in the easy chair as a healer.
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