I am a psychopath, Ask me anything

no you're not

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>>720036595

liar, liar, pants on FAYAAA

>>720036595
How was your twelfth birthday?

How's middle school going?

>>720036595
No, you're an edgy 13 year old going through a phase.
Eat your prozac and fuck off

The vast majority of psychopaths are functional citizens, with many of them very successful. Even if your self-diagnosis is correct, you're no special snowflake.

why do you think you're a psychopath?

>>720036717
>>720036749
>>720036843
My god i wish that was true

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>implying psycopaths look for approval from strangers on the internet

>>720036595
Why don't you go fuck and kill yourself, you fucking faggot?

Attention-seeking cock sucking mother freaker

>>720036963
I feel nothing what so ever. For me. Imagining emotions is like you imagining the 4th dimension. I cannot begin to comprehend

>>720036595
House of Representatives or Senate?

>>720037235
Suicide is pathetic.

>>720037297
Oh so we're edgy now, that's something completely new

>>720037323
Senate

What's your shoe size?

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>>720036595
Wrong thread

>>720036595
Ever tried to kill someone or had the will to?

>>720037434
I meant about my life style but this is an ama so. 12?

>>720036595
Why do you always use a pic of Ted Bundy for this kind of shit?

>>720037508
Yes but no one in particular. I'm just empty and need away to feel alive.

>>720037597
He is a known psychopath. It seems kind of cheesy. But most of the people on /b/ wouldn't know a real psychopath so would make the whole thread about the face the related picture isn't a sociopath

>>720037517
Is that a question? For something who doesn't feel anything you show confusion, what's up with the subjective reply brah boi?

>>720036595
Important question OP:

Hamburger or cheeseburger?

>>720036595


Longest relationship you've ever had with a girl.

>>720036595
How is your routine?

Ever happens to you to be angry?

>>720037845
I put a question mark to say around 12 i'm not really sure but its so where around 12 and 13

>>720037855
I don't eat fast food ever

My best friend is a psychopath and I'm a borderliner. We make a great team. Generally our time spent together is flooded with heavy drug use and other illegal activity, so we have death pacts and corpse disposal agreements should law enforcement become involved. Both of us have spent a good amount of time in prison already and really don't feel like going back.

Hurrr trying to sound edgy on an anonymous message board.

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Are you Paul Richards the Bournemouth Paedophile?

>>720037916
2 months. Every time I have sex with a girl she sees me for what I really am and leaves me. It doesn't matter though. I only have romantic relationships with people so people think I'm normal. I pretend the emotions are there

How would you react if you found your bitch in bed with nigger? I mean sure, you're probably a virgin but let's be hypothetic here

>>720037931
It must be the exact same everyday

>>720038188
No

>>720038387
So,how is it,what you do?

>>720038371
I would pretend to be upset and ask her to leave.

How would you feel if you saw me jizzing in your moms face?

What would you do?

>>720038114
OH MY GOD THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN MUST BE A TRUE PSYCHO. I'M OFF TO KILL MYSELF NOW

>>720038555
Also, check em.

>>720038523
Yeah I got that edgy shit, but what would you do with the nigger?

>>720037297
Blunted affect is a symptom, not a specific disorder. I get a bit of that as a schizoid, but there are numerous other causes. You may just be autistic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced_affect_display

>>720038555
Kek

>>720038533
My mom has been dead for 11 years. I would not know how to act if she was still alive though. I guess i'd try to look sad

>>720036595
When are you going to make good on your campaign promises?

>>720038766
Show us your sad face fagbot

>>720036595

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8AyVhs3gJU

if you weren't 15 or older when this came out, you can suck my balls.

have you seen "ted bundy"? it's a sweet film, even though they inexplicably use late 90s electronica in a "disco" scene but that adds to the unreal vibe.

>>720038668
Nothing. Just tell him to leave

>>720038891
Uh oh, you TELLIN him to leave? That's some non-psycho shit goin on, you got emotions bro?

>>720038814
I dont know what to say. Can you give a bit more detail. I'm not sure what you mean

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>>720036595

Who's next?

>>720038128
daddy issues?

>>720038996
Well I wont want a stranger guy in my house.

>>720036595
You just have ASPD,our you have other disorders?

>>720039123
James Andrews, Islington London

>>720039215
or*

Why is it that just about every pic of americunts shows that they have very thin top lips?

mutants are breeding!

>>720039123 PIC VERY RELATED

>>720039215
When i was a child I use to kill animals. It made me feel different than the usual nothing. I felt like god

>>720036595
I'm a sociopath. Ask me nothing.

>>720039347
Cool,but i ask you about disorders,you have other one?

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>>720039248

Did he offer you a burger ?

>>720039479
no
only
psycopathy
aspd

WILLY

Tell me about your romantic relationships

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>>720039479
Yes. I'm in the closet. This is why I wish to remain anonymous.

>>720037335
Sounds fitting

>>720039972
Well, the longest relationship I've ever had was with rita and she ended but in a pool of blood due to the trinity killer killing her

>>720040060
This is not me

>>720039904
Then there was this crazy woman named lila. She is an aronist and burned doakes alive

>>720040153
Indentify yourself as OP,gonna be more easy.

>>720040073

Behold the most obscure post ever done on 4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ZLGY5MrtE

>>720036595
Your idols?

What are you? Some sort of psychopath?

>>720040394
Brian Moser
My father harry

>>720040445
I am a very neat monster yes

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do you like anime.
also it must suck not to have emotions.

>>720036595
Your parents or your family know that you ASPD?

>>720040245
I do not know how to create a tripcode. What do I need to do? I absolutely need to remain anonymous in order to come out of the closet for my personal well-being.

>>720040717
>I do not know how to create a tripcode
sorry man you can't create a tripcode on /b/; forced anonymous.

>>720040717
Just post:OP here.

>>720040627
My father knows. When I was 10 I killed the family dog. My dad confronted me but he wasn't mad. He taught me how to act normal, how to fake emotions. My brother who is also a psycopath could see it in me too. We watched our mother get butchered with a chainsaw thats what made us this way

>>720037179
this

>>720040717
THIS ISNT OP

>>720040934
OP here; I beg your pardon? If this is so-called "forced anonymous", what gives you the right to call me out unjustified?

>>720040903
None the less, I only wish to give other people a certain amount of insight to a certified psychopath.

>>720040868
>My brother who is also a psycopath
Your mother used drugs whe she was pregnant?I never see a brother of a psychopath,be other too.

Wat a shit

hey OP have you ever offended anyone accidentally

>>720036595
wanna try me?
You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 88.25% of people who have taken this test.

You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 96.75% of people who have taken this test.

>>720041420
http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php

>>720041365
No. My father taught me how to be socialy exeptable. Also i've been told im charming
not ip >>720040934

>>720041365
It depends on what you define as "accidentally". Some individuals have felt attacked at some of my remarks, and thus I have, to some point, learned what to say at what time.

>>720041494
what's your favorite color?
also I would have though you would offend someone at least once.

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>>720041420
this me

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>>720039347
>>720036595
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>>720041494
equal parts cringe and zozzle, get a life kiddo. Trying to bandaid your inferiority complex with a superiority complex will only work until you become a young adult, and then you'll be manic depressive when you realize you're a loser who deceived himself

source: the last 10 years of my life

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>>720041685
if you wanted to identify yourself in this thread. you could have just taken a picture of a chess piece each time or posted a picture of your dog . aren't most psychopaths supposed to have above average intelligence?.

You're intelligent?Your IQ is high?

>>720042008
Iq test mean nothing. Only a fool would link intelligence with the results

>>720041974
i wanted you guys to see my face?
intelligence has nothing to do with it.

>>720037297
Fucking edgy

>>720036595
Religion?

>>720036595
Psychopaths mostly aren't violent, so putting a picture of Ted Bundy is dumb.

>>720042245
previously you said that you were going to stay anonymous to avoid personal problems. so giving away your face gives away the possibility of you getting doxed

>>720042606
im someone else.

>>720036595
Your job?

>>720036595
Your job?

>>720037844
you should kill yourself for the sake of humanity of you truly are a psychopath

>>720042840
Blood spatter anaylst

>>720042976
Psycopaths are a gift of nature. Emotions just cloud your decisions and actions. A perfect society lacks emotions

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Don't listen to the haters. If you're a psycho, own that shit

>>720036595
Favorite Serial Killer?

>>720043046
Are you fuckin' Dexter?

>>720036595
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>>720043318
The Ice Truck killer

>>720043538
yes

Your sexualitiy?

What is your disorder

>>720044236
>720044236
Male. I date females

haha this thread tickles me. i guess i'm not a psycho because i feel giggly and cringe at faggy op

>>720044374
Why did you use greentext?