Waifu claim thread
>>720012877
What's up /b/ro's?
Avatarfag thread
Previous: >>719999731
The rules are very simple:
>this is not waifu this is avatarfagcirclejerk
>circlejerk
>post pics of a anime girl
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other anime girls
>discuss meta-level community mechanics like how the threads used to be x but now they're y and it's killing them
>post fitting, over-sexualised content (even though no one wants you to)
>mention names of people who aren't here like they're e-celebs and talk shit about them
>try to find dirt on each other online
>post screencaps of out-of-context chat messages and posts to try to paint them as villains
>complain because i'm calling it what it is
>something about butthurt xd
>most important: Have fun!
>>720012959
>3D a shit
>>720012959
and who is that?
>>720013039
Take your weird gay shit to your trap/sissy threads nigger. This is 2D waifu thread. Fuck off
>>720013145
waifu threads are avatarfag threads ya dingus
>>720013231
Yeah, no. Eat a dick.
>>720013087
>>720013046
>>720013584
>3D a shit
>>720012877
>>720013145
>>720013303
>>720013743
Now now, no need to make me seem like a salty cunt.
カラミチーマス
>>720013743
yeah cause anything real to you promotes anxiety panic attacks
haha le avatarfag xd
>>720014029
Pretty much, yeah.
>>720013949
Rem is best
>>720012877
Rei a cute.
>>720013303
there's a 90% chance you don't even know what waifu means or just don't care that you're misusing it
>>720014462
do you wish that was you?
>>720014462
Yes
>>720014557
who even are you?
I claim Emeralda
>>720014542
90%? Too low.
>>720014542
Those are some pretty high numbers. Who came up with them?
>>720014557
Yes.
>>720014741
Rei a cute
Asuka a superior it is known.
>>720014897
Yes
>>720014925
they got the physique of a street dog
Claiming Sena
>>720015179
Jelly?
rem rem
>>720015248
go outside, meet a real schoolgirl and then you come back
>>720015248
MEAT! I wanna put my penis in her vagina if ya know what I mean..
>>720015387
Rem a best
>>720015409
Real world =/= 2D
>>720015409
But I like not being in jail
>>720015445
I get what ya mean fampai
you guys are disgusting subhuman trash flocking here to feel the illusion of others caring about you, because literally no one will in real life
>>720015776
Whats your point?
>>720015684
jail for meeting another person?
>>720015844
kill yourself
do the people you leech from a favor
>>720015776
this guy doesnt have a new ip in the thread,
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
>>720015896
I'm fine enjoying my make-believe world, thanks.
>>720014236
I worry that people may see me as rude because you're here doing this. Either way they may know it's me because I almost never post.
>>720015896
But i leeched from people that would imply people cared about me. You need to be more consistent with your point.
Op confirms bears do in fact, shit in the woods.
the autism is strong in this thread
>>720016010
Reimu claimed.
>>720016165
Nigga, do you even know where you are?
>>720016038
Better than that mage slut sister, sempai.
>>720016165
Meh. I've heard better.
>>720016209
kekt
>>720016306
as you stand among us, beating yourself with a belt of the shame you feel after masterbating to feet threads.
>>720016411
Agreed.
So what brings you here?
>>720015986
darn, you figured me out
it is me, that blond chick with the butterfly in their hair
>>720016010
you sicken me, as you are sickening your parents, if they haven't killed themselves yet
>>720016144
you either leech off your parents who want to hold up a front to not get humiliated, or you leech off the welfare money and therefore off everyone who pays taxes
>>720016627
Oh, the usual...
>>720015776
I don't delude myself like that, I have my reasons for coming here.
>>720015986
He does though.
>>720016667
Thank you very much. I take great pride in being a waste of oxygen, much like you.
>>720016495
>sideboob
How did you know this was my fetish?
>>720017102
>liking sluts
>>720016749
I'm guessing claiming Rem? Because you only appeared seemingly because I made a thread with Rem.
>>720017102
Lucky guess?
>>720017296
Well considering Rem is the one true waifu...
>sexual feeling
>>720016772
this is very sad, though honest
don't you think you would be happier though if you stopped cuddling in this safe space of yours and actually improved your life?
maybe by killing yourself?
>>720016900
you must be mistaken
I do not take great pride in you being a waste of oxygen
that's ridiculous
>>720017624
Nice
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZbD6GTXmWg
>>720017681
But we both agree that your mom should've swallowed?
>>720017761
>>720017947
damn, kiddo, do you get off by being mean to others? that's just childish behavior...
kill yourself
>>720017681
I fail to see anything sad about it, though your mileage may vary I guess.
I'll just go ahead and take the liberty of saying that my happiness is somewhat separate to this place. In fact my activity here exists in a pretty comfortable vacuum on its own.
Sorry, life's too good to end.
>>720017243
>not posting your own shit taste
Is there anything you're not afraid of, Anon?
>>720017396
I like you.
>>720018385
it's sad because none of the people here actually care about you
they might act nice, but only because they are desperate for attention
they should kill themselves
>>720018722
I don't really expect them to. I tend to try and fly under the radar in any case and just observe mostly.
>>720017901
Evening.
>>720018861
rory person, you appear like a doctor
please tell these disgusting folks that they are miserable and mentally ill
suicide seems to be a viable option
>>720012877
The kind of girl that will gladly die protecting
>>720018722
You first
>>720018921
but... why?
literally why? if you're just observing, why not observe something interesting? why not a well made movie, a discussion or debate?
why not observe the world around you, sports or literature?
why these disgusting creeps?
is it the perverted kind of morbid curiosity that makes people stand and watch car accidents?
is it to feel better about yourself in comparison?
>>720019108
:^)
>>720018931
Ive tried. They ignore me and continue to sit here all day.
>>720019295
Ya know, some anime movies/series spark a fuck ton of discussions. Not all anime are ecchi shit.
Rem was the worst girl of 2016
>>720016900
Your waifu would look great with bbc in her mouth
>>720019295
You're reading a bit too much into it, maybe intentionally, but who am I to judge.
I find it interesting what people with common interests like or what they talk about. If I don't feel like doing so, I won't, if I feel like doing something else, I will. It's not really an obligation.
>>720018921
-brings you tea-
>>720019525
And Kira was best villain, fuck erased.
>>720019999
>>>>>>>checked
>>720019954
''The fuck is a Rem'' -Some man 2016.
>>720019893
Splendid, what sort of tea are you brewing today love?
>>720019908
>>720019954
Well thanks
>>720019999
>>720019867
>>720019908
>>720019954
Copycat
>>720020383
-brings you Pai Mu Tan, a floral and delicate white tea-
best waifu. also does the manga continue past the anime because theres alot of shit not explained or finished in the animu
>>720020727
Anon that is a trap, also I think so but if I remember correctly it was a visual novel not a manga.
Yall doing it wrong.
>>720019351
tell them so often that they start to believe it!
do like cnn does, but for good!
>>720019467
>angry weeb detect
completely besides the point though
no one here discusses anything interesting ever
>>720019999
trips confirm
shame, I really like erased
>>720020727
you are gay
consider suicide
>>720020565
Sounds lovely. Will you drink with me?
Your name reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
does mine do too?
>>720020946
-happily sits beside you and sips tea! Is just Sonata Blue. Is no one else-
>>720020882
>Angry weeb detect
Not sure how you got angry from ''Ya know, some anime movies/series spark a fuck ton of discussions. Not all anime are ecchi shit.''.
>completely besides the point though
Not really, I responded to this post '' why not observe something interesting? why not a well made movie, a discussion or debate?''
>no one here discusses anything interesting ever
This would mean that you go into this thread every day and observe, surely you have a much better way to spend time.
>>720020727
i fucking love being gay
>>720020798
since when is she a dude
>>720021633
Since Felix was introduced as a character?
Just so this doesn't 404, have this.
Step aside, best Waifu here.
>>720012877
If you like flat characters that you can fap to, then I guess Re:Zero is worth watching.
But if you look for actual entertainment, could this shit be the most disappointing anime of 2016?
>>720021366
>the salt
sure mate, sure, you are right and I was wrong :^)
>>720022238
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:Zero.
>>720022073
why not let it go?
maybe they'll realize how useless these are
>>720022238
What do you mean by flat characters? chested or boring?
>>720022344
Nice bait pal.
>>720022357
yes
-looks around quietly and sips-
>>720022512
Yes.
i want to eat another mans cum out of yunos ass
>>720022740
>>720021054
It's nice to drink with company, nicer than by yourself.
I know, I just can't help but make the connection.
H-How did you spend your day?
>>720022459
>>720022498
this level of damage control :^D
>>720023057
-enjoyed the rain and took a nap- \^_^/
>>720022904
its not bad.
>>720023057
>H-How did you spend your day?
>being this degenerated
kill
your
self
>>720023175
Claim
>>720023324
>>720023417
Nice claim anon, really nice one.
>>720023469
the more nasty the better it feels.
Shielder claimed!
>>720012959
She's really cute.
>>720023682
>>720023697
>She
>>720023771
don't say that, he actually will!
>>720023943
*suicides*
>>720023963
>>720023349
it actually is, thank you btw
>>720022357
Boring for one. But just generally lacking any emotional depth or motivations, with Emilia being the worst example probably.
We know basically nothing about her. She is the epitome of a waifu character. She is attractive and agreeable, but in the most bland way possible. You are not meant to take her seriously as a human being. She is just an unattainable fantasy designed to appeal to 'tfw no gf'-tards.
>>720023963
y delet tho?
>>720024263
I had no reason to actually say it.
>>720024255
Damn. I hoped for flat chested ones. I guess I'll just use my delicious waifu.
>>720024255
Kancolle is in the exact same boat. Out of all the moeshit anime of 2016, Konosuba was the best. And thats saying something.
>>720023417
nice feetz
>>720024402
you had to reason to delet either
>>720024535
Don't you talk shit about my I-19 or I will do absolutely nothing
>>720024535
I just don't bother watching this shit anymore.
I gave the genre with Re:Zero one last shot because it was praised so much, but oh boy, was I let down.
It's the same generic, paint-by-numbers waifu garbage and I'm done with it.
>>720024494
Hey guys
>>720024535
>Kancolle is in the exact same boat
>same boat
>>720024676
I did not like my post so yes
>>720024983
that's the spirit!
also your life sucks
you should delet it
>>720024809
At least Konosuba had comedy going for it. And it still does.
>>720024958
Glad someone spotted it. Though I didnt say same bote. Wasted opportunity.
Claim
I havent been on 4chan in like 6 months and this is the first thing to pop up... yep, dont ever change, /b/
>>720023771
>>720024009
im not that into scat but id rim yuno anytime shes filled up.
>>720025326
fuck off loser
>>720025306
where's chara
>>720018921
Good evening.
I hope your day went well, Rei anon.
>>720024890
>>720025432
Don't worry about it
>>720025743
>>720025342
so other people's sperm is cool, but her shit isn't?
how can you say you love her?
>>720026032
Nah, really, don't worry about it.
>>720026098
He is what most people would call ''a faggot''.
>>720025743
Where is my Chara?
>>720026248
Not coming.
And not yours.
>>720026241
Let me guess, you were the chara poster but switched to Louise?
>>720026358
Chara belongs to me now, sweet heart.
>>720026098
hey i want to eat it out her ass
>>720026248
he's ashamed of how gay he is
Chara just changed avatar
>>720026713
is it the gay ass faggot who wants to eat cum out of crazy bitches' assholes?
>>720026680
Chara is gay? Then why is he dating Louise?
>>720026713
What did he change it to?
Claiming
>>720026538
Nah, I'm actually Chara's girlfriend.
How new are you?
>>720026587
Dunno about that~
>>720026994
Louise is gay as well
and no one here is actually 'dating'
>>720025554
It went decently looking back, better than any have recently.
What about yours then?
>>720022740
>>720023324
>>720023682
>>720025342
>>720026595
>>720015986
What about me? Is my IP hip and new?
>>720027108
I have been around early 2016 in waifu threads, haven't claimed since late 2016 though.
>>720027304
since early 2016*
>>720012877
I can diaper your waifu
>>720027304
Mmm. You should've seen me around, then.
>>720026990
no he was also a critique
and you say it like its a bad thing
>>720027253
i like what i like
>>720026595
well, obviously, any other ass would be kinda gay
-claims Ika and leaves spiced honey soaked pears and gluten free crepes on the counter for her before wandering off-
>>720027617
As former yunofag, you sicken me
>>720027586
I am not that active, although its nice to meet you.
>>720027617
nah, you're actually below the gayness average of the thread, even with the sperm gargling
https://youtu.be/FWWSAOqqiwI
this is my waifu. there are none like it. it likes french bread.
>>720028249
>>720027914
Nice to meet you too.
>>720028315
QOF, What are your favorite video game genres?
My would be Strategy/Puzzle games.
>>720028145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtpvb4TWozc
>>720027753
and yunos cum filled ass is heaven.
>>720027856
because i like what you dont?
>>720028112
i know some people here like traps alot
>>720028664
Yuno is suppose to be yours and yours alone
None of these other men fucking her and shit
>>720023417
Need more nice feet!