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Hey /b/. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup whenever im home. Its 3:05 am and hes being loud as shit again.

Lets write a 500 word letter about kindly telling him to shut the fuck up. Will deliver
>two words at a time
Dear faggot,
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I'm gay
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, and you
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Please fuck
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My ass
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>>719984954
Proof im actually gonna deliver
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Off
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Yourself, nigger!
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>>719984954
>>719985024
>>719985043
Ignore this guy, he's samefagging
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I'd love
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>>719985078
Should i add a smiley?
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some scat
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>>719985145
Samefagging is allowed.
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Loud nigger!
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vote hilary
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>>719985173
hit 'em with a cx
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Nigger childporn
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>>719985365
Ill hit him with this instead
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>>719985463
even better
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I did
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Not take
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>>719984793
nigger nogger
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Fucking loud
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FUCK NIGGERS!
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For the
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SHIT FUCK!!!!!
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Bitch cunt
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>>719984793
why doon't
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Roger me!
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>whipe your ass with the other side of the paper before delivering it
>ergo, cover the paper with shit
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>>719985681
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REDDIT SUCKS
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>>719985681
Whoops
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>>719985681
kek
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I've had a crush on you for years. Wouldst thou like to eat cheddar cheese out of my anus?
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>>719985918
2 words at a time faggot
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>>719985681
Wasnt much but..
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>>719985793
Dear nigger,
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>>719985793
OP is a pretty cool guy
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Cheese me
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>>719986008
noice
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You loud
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>>719986099
ass licker
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>>719986122
after new paper, we got Dear nigger, cheese me you loud ass licker
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Please decrease
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gas usage
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>>719986189
your sound
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you arent
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The story so far.. so romantic
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like hitler
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>>719986231
do i need to break my neck to read it?
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>>719986263
oui
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>>719986263
Yes.
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>>719986263
Or just save and rotate?..
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FUCK YOU!
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>>719986008
Legit ass OP's make me horny.
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>>719986263
Please do
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kfc oogabooga
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Soup /b/
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your vagoina
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rip haramber
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Soup /b/
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whiteass crackers!
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>>719986402
???...
Wut
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>>719986402
>>
I admit
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you're a
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loud faggot
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bent motherfucker
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black people
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>>719986553
>>719986554
>>719986572
samefag, /b/ doesnt work together that well
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senpai kys
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remove kebab
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>>719986645
Lol nope. Different
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>>719986694
from anus
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies
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From premises
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>>719986645
see >>719985253
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Anime titties
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Islamic terror
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>>719986645
Gonna need some time to rewrite when we're finished. Gonna make it look like a lover letter
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race mixing
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On toast
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Loves ROBLOX
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In love
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is bad
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>>719986402
>>719986507
Just enjoying the fact that you're actually doing this. Every OP nowadays is a pussy who can't deliver anything.
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sieg heil
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>>719986762
>>719986734
>>719986704
i regret my faggoty decision and hereby apolagise
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drink milk
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For you
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lack calcium
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>>719986855
This
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black cock
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Thank skeltal
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>>719984793
Are you going to record you slipping the letter under his door or something?
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Fuck cows
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Is big
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urethral insertion
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Big clit
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Mom's spaghetti
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>>719986956
if you do, while you are there, paint a swastika with something red on his door.
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Who knows
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Die jew
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fug yu :DDD
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And I
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>>719986863
>everyone
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>>719984793
Luke crywalker
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>>719987083
Yes
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>>719985479
>stop writing on he page you are righting on
>write 'this page was left blank intentionally' on a second piece of paper
>resume writing on third piece of paper.
>staple papers together, on the right hand corner but about 2 inches in too deep.
>number the pages 1,3,2 respectively.
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NIG GER
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>>719987083
nah, he will just throw it away and wont read it all anyway
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Will make
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>>719987083
maybe set a limit for like 100 words or something
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Single mom.
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egg whites
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'Merica great
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>>719984793
craving platipus
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tree baggage
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>>719987138
I'm not OP
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>>719986231
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heil Hitler
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squint oregano
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send cp
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Im charging
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nazi germany
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>>stop writing on he page you are righting on
>>write 'this page was left blank intentionally' on a second piece of paper
>>resume writing on third piece of paper.
>>staple papers together, on the right hand corner but about 2 inches in too deep.
>>number the pages 1,3,2 respectively.
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Love you
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>>719987086
>>719987150
Small notebook
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ass leaking
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voyager disc
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>>719987378
>rewrite the entire paper with your non-dominant hand.
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TENDIEEEEES
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>>719987346
Fuck off, nerd
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>>719987429
I'll have fries with that
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Will lick
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retarded babies
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The police
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i have down syndrome
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Car
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Broken penis
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ADHD
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smash pig
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Sincerely, 4chan
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domestic terrorism
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loli love
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We will
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Poopoo jar
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anal sex
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unapologetic arsonist
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Your anus
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kill chads
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And furthermore
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i am
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gay spiderman
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Gay
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Not gay
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not acceptable
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John Cena
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agrobacterium tumefaciens
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retard baby
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weed lmao
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>>719987138
GUYS
U
Y
S
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Degeneracy
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And the
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>>719987716
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE LETTER GOT CUT OFF
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>>719987716
wot m9
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Porn ads
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Will be
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sir would you please keep the noise down to an acceptable level for the love of hitler. or i will call the SS on you and you will be gassed in a concentration camp you jew.
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Really gay
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I hope you liked this letter so far; Due to the fact that my life is pintless, please read the second page too.
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>>719987872
roll for dubs
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>>719987888
checkd
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>>719987872
roll
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>>719987872
roll
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>>719987773
Its a two pager and thw second page should make it look like im writing a love letter.
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pintless life
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Never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down,never gonna run around
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>>719987872
roll
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>>719988017
I don't see any dubs here, but I think all posters here can agree.
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>>719988087
Fuck that shit. Im writing that down whether you faggots like it or not.
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A gift
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Katana master
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Love porn
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>>719988130
who gives a shit? everyone rolled for this anyways...
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What does Roll mean?
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Ill be right back...
>everyone
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>>719988238
and try to make sense
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>nail the letter to his door when he is not home.
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>>719987872
good thing to say to a normie but we all know the holohoax didnt happen.
roll
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>>719987872
roll
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>>719988279
kek
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>>719988279
BUMP!
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>>719987872
reroll
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>>719988290
Im using this too.
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>>719987872
Rollerino before I go to the camperino, then be depressed in a casino
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OP is M-4CH-G-A
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Include me

>For you anons in this thread
Really sick right now, and this thread gave me a good kek. Thanks you fags.
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i wonder what this guys response will be lol. Probably not talk to you and look at you funny.
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>>719988658
How.
>everyone
am i doing good?..
>>719988775
Thing is, im on 3rd floor hes on fourth floor. I keep hearing shit from this faggot every night. I work from 6-2 and this bitch prevents me getting sleep
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>>719988880
Good
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Pizza glitches
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>>719988880
It's good, and I meant in the likely screen cap.
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Prostate poet
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>>719989109
Reroll
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stop nigga
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>>719989109
Rereroll
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>>719989109
Rolling for this whatever
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>>719984793
You're a grown up now, resolve your problem like a man, not a cringy teen, go upstairs and tell him gently to stop, if he doesn't, shoot him in the dick
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>>719989109
Is everyone rolling for this now? Why? Roll
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>>719989633
WINRAR pizza glitches GETS ADD??
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>>719989666
DOUBLE WINRAR
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>>719989605
Irony in itself
>owatta
>>719989666
Had it added befote it was rolled satan
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>>719989745
Whoops
whatya guys think? Should i cum on it and then whipe my ass with it?
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>>719989745
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>>719989109
Roll..? I guess
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>>719989863
>>
>>719989888
Checked. Also i dont know why my tablet doesnt rotate the pick foe you guys,
See>>719989863
>slightly better lighting
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>>719989745
Looks good OP
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>>719989943
Noice
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OP add dicks
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>>719984793
op film it in case he is some 6' 6'' fresh out the joint ass slamming nigger

i wouldnt wanna miss the carnage!
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>>719990405
This
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op is ded from getting his ass rammed by a nigger
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A bit underhwhelming for the ass wipe..
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But im cocked and loaded.
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>>719989943
Perfect, now show when you put it in his mailbox
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Get your shit and squish it between the papers or spread it with your fingers
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I should probably stop matursbating daily
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What kind of pussy writes a letter and doesn't knock someone's head off
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>>719984962
:D
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>>719988043
rolling, if dubs, op is punultimate poinsetia
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>>719984793
>puts shitstains on paper
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>>719989109
glizza pitches
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Nail it to his door
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also I´m
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Heres my floor
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Heres his floor
>sorry tablets a bit slow at taking pictures
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Left the note
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Did you ring on the door bell? It is rude not too.
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>>719991671
does he know who its from?
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>>719991671
>everyone
took a while to get this done but i had fun. Hallways are hella echoey so i had to be sneaky beaky like
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>>719991730
Hopefully he wont figure it out.>>719991715
I think of it as a rude awakening :^)
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Forgot to finish writing the time.
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Praise OP. Well done.
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>>719991739
Thanks OP, quality entertainment before i sleep
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>>719991839
Ffs forgot pic
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Good job OP
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Thread well done
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>>719987872
roll
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>>719991879
Wasnt much of a ride. Whats next guys? Give me some ideas to fuck with this apartment complex. These fuckers jewed me close to 1000$ over for fent fees alone. Supposed to be 1100 monthly. 1480, 1250, and 1280 last 3 months...
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>>719992093
Hurr cant math
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Threads dead boys. Time to get out of here. Good job op.
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yell fire through the hallway
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Bless ya, OP.
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>>719992574
Ill note that actually
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>>719992574
>>719992616
Anything goes, as long as it wont get me kicked out and have to pay a heavy fine to close my lease...
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bang on your neighbors door and run away post a picture of them coming out. keep doing it tell they get pissed.
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>>719992945
Noted
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>>719989605
Back to .reddit you go
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