[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Hey /b/. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 264
Thread images: 44

File: 20170123_030438.jpg (517KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_030438.jpg
517KB, 2048x1152px
Hey /b/. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup whenever im home. Its 3:05 am and hes being loud as shit again.

Lets write a 500 word letter about kindly telling him to shut the fuck up. Will deliver
>two words at a time
Dear faggot,
>>
I'm gay
>>
File: 20170123_031013.jpg (521KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_031013.jpg
521KB, 2048x1152px
>>
, and you
>>
Please fuck
>>
My ass
>>
File: 20170123_031147.jpg (516KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_031147.jpg
516KB, 2048x1152px
>>719984954
Proof im actually gonna deliver
>>
Off
>>
Yourself, nigger!
>>
>>719984954
>>719985024
>>719985043
Ignore this guy, he's samefagging
>>
I'd love
>>
File: 20170123_031346.jpg (509KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_031346.jpg
509KB, 2048x1152px
>>719985078
Should i add a smiley?
>>
some scat
>>
File: 20170123_031501.jpg (489KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_031501.jpg
489KB, 2048x1152px
>>719985145
Samefagging is allowed.
>>
Loud nigger!
>>
vote hilary
>>
>>719985173
hit 'em with a cx
>>
Nigger childporn
>>
File: 20170123_031810.jpg (537KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_031810.jpg
537KB, 2048x1152px
>>719985365
Ill hit him with this instead
>>
>>719985463
even better
>>
I did
>>
Not take
>>
>>719984793
nigger nogger
>>
Fucking loud
>>
FUCK NIGGERS!
>>
For the
>>
SHIT FUCK!!!!!
>>
Bitch cunt
>>
>>719984793
why doon't
>>
Roger me!
>>
File: 20170123_032056.jpg (508KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_032056.jpg
508KB, 2048x1152px
>>
>whipe your ass with the other side of the paper before delivering it
>ergo, cover the paper with shit
>>
>>719985681
>>
REDDIT SUCKS
>>
File: 20170123_032411.jpg (452KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_032411.jpg
452KB, 2048x1152px
>>719985681
Whoops
>>
>>719985681
kek
>>
I've had a crush on you for years. Wouldst thou like to eat cheddar cheese out of my anus?
>>
>>719985918
2 words at a time faggot
>>
File: 20170123_032757.jpg (566KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_032757.jpg
566KB, 2048x1152px
>>719985681
Wasnt much but..
>>
>>719985793
Dear nigger,
>>
File: 1469227603296-v.jpg (218KB, 1103x841px) Image search: [Google]
1469227603296-v.jpg
218KB, 1103x841px
>>719985793
OP is a pretty cool guy
>>
Cheese me
>>
>>719986008
noice
>>
You loud
>>
>>719986099
ass licker
>>
>>719986122
after new paper, we got Dear nigger, cheese me you loud ass licker
>>
Please decrease
>>
gas usage
>>
>>719986189
your sound
>>
you arent
>>
File: 20170123_033210.jpg (519KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_033210.jpg
519KB, 2048x1152px
The story so far.. so romantic
>>
like hitler
>>
>>719986231
do i need to break my neck to read it?
>>
>>719986263
oui
>>
>>719986263
Yes.
>>
>>719986263
Or just save and rotate?..
>>
FUCK YOU!
>>
File: 1471142337436.jpg (156KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1471142337436.jpg
156KB, 1280x720px
>>719986008
Legit ass OP's make me horny.
>>
>>719986263
Please do
>>
kfc oogabooga
>>
Soup /b/
>>
your vagoina
>>
rip haramber
>>
Soup /b/
>>
whiteass crackers!
>>
File: 20170123_033709.jpg (394KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_033709.jpg
394KB, 2048x1152px
>>719986402
???...
Wut
>>
File: JgRNnmA.jpg (193KB, 855x516px) Image search: [Google]
JgRNnmA.jpg
193KB, 855x516px
>>719986402
>>
I admit
>>
you're a
>>
loud faggot
>>
bent motherfucker
>>
black people
>>
>>719986553
>>719986554
>>719986572
samefag, /b/ doesnt work together that well
>>
senpai kys
>>
remove kebab
>>
>>719986645
Lol nope. Different
>>
>>719986694
from anus
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies
>>
File: images (11).jpg (8KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
images (11).jpg
8KB, 225x225px
From premises
>>
File: faggot.png (6KB, 374x109px) Image search: [Google]
faggot.png
6KB, 374x109px
>>719986645
see >>719985253
>>
Anime titties
>>
Islamic terror
>>
File: 20170123_034124.jpg (371KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_034124.jpg
371KB, 2048x1152px
>>719986645
Gonna need some time to rewrite when we're finished. Gonna make it look like a lover letter
>>
race mixing
>>
On toast
>>
Loves ROBLOX
>>
In love
>>
is bad
>>
>>719986402
>>719986507
Just enjoying the fact that you're actually doing this. Every OP nowadays is a pussy who can't deliver anything.
>>
sieg heil
>>
>>719986762
>>719986734
>>719986704
i regret my faggoty decision and hereby apolagise
>>
drink milk
>>
For you
>>
lack calcium
>>
>>719986855
This
>>
black cock
>>
Thank skeltal
>>
>>719984793
Are you going to record you slipping the letter under his door or something?
>>
Fuck cows
>>
Is big
>>
urethral insertion
>>
Big clit
>>
Mom's spaghetti
>>
>>719986956
if you do, while you are there, paint a swastika with something red on his door.
>>
Who knows
>>
Die jew
>>
fug yu :DDD
>>
And I
>>
File: 20170123_034646.jpg (383KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_034646.jpg
383KB, 2048x1152px
>>719986863
>everyone
>>
>>719984793
Luke crywalker
>>
>>719987083
Yes
>>
File: 1484660703088.gif (2MB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
1484660703088.gif
2MB, 300x300px
>>719985479
>stop writing on he page you are righting on
>write 'this page was left blank intentionally' on a second piece of paper
>resume writing on third piece of paper.
>staple papers together, on the right hand corner but about 2 inches in too deep.
>number the pages 1,3,2 respectively.
>>
NIG GER
>>
>>719987083
nah, he will just throw it away and wont read it all anyway
>>
Will make
>>
>>719987083
maybe set a limit for like 100 words or something
>>
Single mom.
>>
egg whites
>>
'Merica great
>>
>>719984793
craving platipus
>>
tree baggage
>>
>>719987138
I'm not OP
>>
File: -_-.jpg (425KB, 1152x2048px) Image search: [Google]
-_-.jpg
425KB, 1152x2048px
>>719986231
>>
heil Hitler
>>
squint oregano
>>
send cp
>>
Im charging
>>
nazi germany
>>
>>stop writing on he page you are righting on
>>write 'this page was left blank intentionally' on a second piece of paper
>>resume writing on third piece of paper.
>>staple papers together, on the right hand corner but about 2 inches in too deep.
>>number the pages 1,3,2 respectively.
>>
Love you
>>
File: 20170123_035051.jpg (582KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_035051.jpg
582KB, 2048x1152px
>>719987086
>>719987150
Small notebook
>>
ass leaking
>>
voyager disc
>>
>>719987378
>rewrite the entire paper with your non-dominant hand.
>>
TENDIEEEEES
>>
>>719987346
Fuck off, nerd
>>
>>719987429
I'll have fries with that
>>
Will lick
>>
retarded babies
>>
The police
>>
i have down syndrome
>>
Car
>>
Broken penis
>>
ADHD
>>
smash pig
>>
Sincerely, 4chan
>>
domestic terrorism
>>
loli love
>>
We will
>>
Poopoo jar
>>
anal sex
>>
unapologetic arsonist
>>
Your anus
>>
kill chads
>>
And furthermore
>>
i am
>>
gay spiderman
>>
Gay
>>
Not gay
>>
not acceptable
>>
John Cena
>>
agrobacterium tumefaciens
>>
retard baby
>>
weed lmao
>>
File: 20170123_035709.jpg (468KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_035709.jpg
468KB, 2048x1152px
>>719987138
GUYS
U
Y
S
>>
Degeneracy
>>
And the
>>
>>719987716
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE LETTER GOT CUT OFF
>>
>>719987716
wot m9
>>
Porn ads
>>
Will be
>>
sir would you please keep the noise down to an acceptable level for the love of hitler. or i will call the SS on you and you will be gassed in a concentration camp you jew.
>>
Really gay
>>
I hope you liked this letter so far; Due to the fact that my life is pintless, please read the second page too.
>>
>>719987872
roll for dubs
>>
>>719987888
checkd
>>
>>719987872
roll
>>
>>719987872
roll
>>
File: 20170123_040232.jpg (403KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_040232.jpg
403KB, 2048x1152px
>>719987773
Its a two pager and thw second page should make it look like im writing a love letter.
>>
pintless life
>>
Never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down,never gonna run around
>>
File: 20170123_040342.jpg (382KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_040342.jpg
382KB, 2048x1152px
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>
>>719987872
roll
>>
>>719988017
I don't see any dubs here, but I think all posters here can agree.
>>
>>719988087
Fuck that shit. Im writing that down whether you faggots like it or not.
>>
A gift
>>
Katana master
>>
Love porn
>>
>>719988130
who gives a shit? everyone rolled for this anyways...
>>
What does Roll mean?
>>
File: 20170123_040752.jpg (431KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_040752.jpg
431KB, 2048x1152px
Ill be right back...
>everyone
>>
>>719988238
and try to make sense
>>
>nail the letter to his door when he is not home.
>>
>>719987872
good thing to say to a normie but we all know the holohoax didnt happen.
roll
>>
>>719987872
roll
>>
>>719988279
kek
>>
>>719988279
BUMP!
>>
>>719987872
reroll
>>
>>719988290
Im using this too.
>>
>>719987872
Rollerino before I go to the camperino, then be depressed in a casino
>>
OP is M-4CH-G-A
>>
File: 1485122992275.jpg (109KB, 990x659px) Image search: [Google]
1485122992275.jpg
109KB, 990x659px
Include me

>For you anons in this thread
Really sick right now, and this thread gave me a good kek. Thanks you fags.
>>
i wonder what this guys response will be lol. Probably not talk to you and look at you funny.
>>
File: 20170123_041826.jpg (543KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_041826.jpg
543KB, 2048x1152px
>>719988658
How.
>everyone
am i doing good?..
>>719988775
Thing is, im on 3rd floor hes on fourth floor. I keep hearing shit from this faggot every night. I work from 6-2 and this bitch prevents me getting sleep
>>
>>719988880
Good
>>
Pizza glitches
>>
>>719988880
It's good, and I meant in the likely screen cap.
>>
Prostate poet
>>
>>719989109
Reroll
>>
stop nigga
>>
>>719989109
Rereroll
>>
>>719989109
Rolling for this whatever
>>
File: 1000000.jpg (249KB, 1367x2048px) Image search: [Google]
1000000.jpg
249KB, 1367x2048px
>>719984793
You're a grown up now, resolve your problem like a man, not a cringy teen, go upstairs and tell him gently to stop, if he doesn't, shoot him in the dick
>>
>>719989109
Is everyone rolling for this now? Why? Roll
>>
>>719989633
WINRAR pizza glitches GETS ADD??
>>
>>719989666
DOUBLE WINRAR
>>
File: 20170123_043417.jpg (530KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_043417.jpg
530KB, 2048x1152px
>>719989605
Irony in itself
>owatta
>>719989666
Had it added befote it was rolled satan
>>
File: 20170123_043528.jpg (564KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_043528.jpg
564KB, 2048x1152px
>>719989745
Whoops
whatya guys think? Should i cum on it and then whipe my ass with it?
>>
File: 987.jpg (437KB, 1152x2048px) Image search: [Google]
987.jpg
437KB, 1152x2048px
>>719989745
>>
>>719989109
Roll..? I guess
>>
File: 987.jpg (460KB, 1152x2048px) Image search: [Google]
987.jpg
460KB, 1152x2048px
>>719989863
>>
>>719989888
Checked. Also i dont know why my tablet doesnt rotate the pick foe you guys,
See>>719989863
>slightly better lighting
>>
>>719989745
Looks good OP
>>
>>719989943
Noice
>>
OP add dicks
>>
>>719984793
op film it in case he is some 6' 6'' fresh out the joint ass slamming nigger

i wouldnt wanna miss the carnage!
>>
>>719990405
This
>>
op is ded from getting his ass rammed by a nigger
>>
File: 20170123_044620.jpg (442KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_044620.jpg
442KB, 2048x1152px
A bit underhwhelming for the ass wipe..
>>
File: 20170123_044829.jpg (535KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_044829.jpg
535KB, 2048x1152px
But im cocked and loaded.
>>
>>719989943
Perfect, now show when you put it in his mailbox
>>
Get your shit and squish it between the papers or spread it with your fingers
>>
File: 20170123_045551.jpg (462KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_045551.jpg
462KB, 2048x1152px
I should probably stop matursbating daily
>>
What kind of pussy writes a letter and doesn't knock someone's head off
>>
>>719984962
:D
>>
>>719988043
rolling, if dubs, op is punultimate poinsetia
>>
>>719984793
>puts shitstains on paper
>>
>>719989109
glizza pitches
>>
Nail it to his door
>>
also I´m
>>
File: 20170123_045917.jpg (564KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_045917.jpg
564KB, 2048x1152px
Heres my floor
>>
File: 20170123_050017.jpg (554KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_050017.jpg
554KB, 2048x1152px
Heres his floor
>sorry tablets a bit slow at taking pictures
>>
File: 20170123_050149.jpg (588KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_050149.jpg
588KB, 2048x1152px
Left the note
>>
Did you ring on the door bell? It is rude not too.
>>
>>719991671
does he know who its from?
>>
File: 20170123_050212.jpg (550KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_050212.jpg
550KB, 2048x1152px
>>719991671
>everyone
took a while to get this done but i had fun. Hallways are hella echoey so i had to be sneaky beaky like
>>
>>719991730
Hopefully he wont figure it out.>>719991715
I think of it as a rude awakening :^)
>>
Forgot to finish writing the time.
>>
File: IMG_6420.jpg (88KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_6420.jpg
88KB, 720x720px
Praise OP. Well done.
>>
>>719991739
Thanks OP, quality entertainment before i sleep
>>
File: 20170123_050836.jpg (478KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_050836.jpg
478KB, 2048x1152px
>>719991839
Ffs forgot pic
>>
File: 1452308790055.jpg (90KB, 500x764px) Image search: [Google]
1452308790055.jpg
90KB, 500x764px
Good job OP
>>
Thread well done
>>
>>719987872
roll
>>
File: 20170123_051208.jpg (477KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170123_051208.jpg
477KB, 2048x1152px
>>719991879
Wasnt much of a ride. Whats next guys? Give me some ideas to fuck with this apartment complex. These fuckers jewed me close to 1000$ over for fent fees alone. Supposed to be 1100 monthly. 1480, 1250, and 1280 last 3 months...
>>
>>719992093
Hurr cant math
>>
File: 1464557174695.gif (51KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]
1464557174695.gif
51KB, 300x225px
Threads dead boys. Time to get out of here. Good job op.
>>
yell fire through the hallway
>>
Bless ya, OP.
>>
>>719992574
Ill note that actually
>>
>>719992574
>>719992616
Anything goes, as long as it wont get me kicked out and have to pay a heavy fine to close my lease...
>>
bang on your neighbors door and run away post a picture of them coming out. keep doing it tell they get pissed.
>>
>>719992945
Noted
>>
>>719989605
Back to .reddit you go
Thread posts: 264
Thread images: 44


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.