Hey /b/. I have an annoying upstairs neigher who doesnt shutup whenever im home. Its 3:05 am and hes being loud as shit again.
Lets write a 500 word letter about kindly telling him to shut the fuck up. Will deliver
>two words at a time
Dear faggot,
I'm gay
, and you
Please fuck
My ass
>>719984954
Proof im actually gonna deliver
Off
Yourself, nigger!
>>719984954
>>719985024
>>719985043
Ignore this guy, he's samefagging
I'd love
>>719985078
Should i add a smiley?
some scat
>>719985145
Samefagging is allowed.
Loud nigger!
vote hilary
>>719985173
hit 'em with a cx
Nigger childporn
>>719985365
Ill hit him with this instead
>>719985463
even better
I did
Not take
>>719984793
nigger nogger
Fucking loud
FUCK NIGGERS!
For the
SHIT FUCK!!!!!
Bitch cunt
>>719984793
why doon't
Roger me!
>whipe your ass with the other side of the paper before delivering it
>ergo, cover the paper with shit
REDDIT SUCKS
>>719985681
Whoops
>>719985681
kek
I've had a crush on you for years. Wouldst thou like to eat cheddar cheese out of my anus?
>>719985918
2 words at a time faggot
>>719985681
Wasnt much but..
>>719985793
Dear nigger,
>>719985793
OP is a pretty cool guy
Cheese me
>>719986008
noice
You loud
>>719986099
ass licker
>>719986122
after new paper, we got Dear nigger, cheese me you loud ass licker
Please decrease
gas usage
>>719986189
your sound
you arent
The story so far.. so romantic
like hitler
>>719986231
do i need to break my neck to read it?
>>719986263
oui
>>719986263
Yes.
>>719986263
Or just save and rotate?..
FUCK YOU!
>>719986008
Legit ass OP's make me horny.
>>719986263
Please do
kfc oogabooga
Soup /b/
your vagoina
rip haramber
Soup /b/
whiteass crackers!
>>719986402
???...
Wut
>>719986402
I admit
you're a
loud faggot
bent motherfucker
black people
>>719986553
>>719986554
>>719986572
samefag, /b/ doesnt work together that well
senpai kys
remove kebab
>>719986645
Lol nope. Different
>>719986694
from anus
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies
From premises
>>719986645
see >>719985253
Anime titties
Islamic terror
>>719986645
Gonna need some time to rewrite when we're finished. Gonna make it look like a lover letter
race mixing
On toast
Loves ROBLOX
In love
is bad
>>719986402
>>719986507
Just enjoying the fact that you're actually doing this. Every OP nowadays is a pussy who can't deliver anything.
sieg heil
>>719986762
>>719986734
>>719986704
i regret my faggoty decision and hereby apolagise
drink milk
For you
lack calcium
>>719986855
This
black cock
Thank skeltal
>>719984793
Are you going to record you slipping the letter under his door or something?
Fuck cows
Is big
urethral insertion
Big clit
Mom's spaghetti
>>719986956
if you do, while you are there, paint a swastika with something red on his door.
Who knows
Die jew
fug yu :DDD
And I
>>719986863
>everyone
>>719984793
Luke crywalker
>>719987083
Yes
>>719985479
>stop writing on he page you are righting on
>write 'this page was left blank intentionally' on a second piece of paper
>resume writing on third piece of paper.
>staple papers together, on the right hand corner but about 2 inches in too deep.
>number the pages 1,3,2 respectively.
NIG GER
>>719987083
nah, he will just throw it away and wont read it all anyway
Will make
>>719987083
maybe set a limit for like 100 words or something
Single mom.
egg whites
'Merica great
>>719984793
craving platipus
tree baggage
>>719987138
I'm not OP
heil Hitler
squint oregano
send cp
Im charging
nazi germany
>>stop writing on he page you are righting on
>>write 'this page was left blank intentionally' on a second piece of paper
>>resume writing on third piece of paper.
>>staple papers together, on the right hand corner but about 2 inches in too deep.
>>number the pages 1,3,2 respectively.
Love you
>>719987086
>>719987150
Small notebook
ass leaking
voyager disc
>>719987378
>rewrite the entire paper with your non-dominant hand.
TENDIEEEEES
>>719987346
Fuck off, nerd
>>719987429
I'll have fries with that
Will lick
retarded babies
The police
i have down syndrome
Car
Broken penis
ADHD
smash pig
Sincerely, 4chan
domestic terrorism
loli love
We will
Poopoo jar
anal sex
unapologetic arsonist
Your anus
kill chads
And furthermore
i am
gay spiderman
Gay
Not gay
not acceptable
John Cena
agrobacterium tumefaciens
retard baby
weed lmao
>>719987138
GUYS
U
Y
S
Degeneracy
And the
>>719987716
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE LETTER GOT CUT OFF
>>719987716
wot m9
Porn ads
Will be
sir would you please keep the noise down to an acceptable level for the love of hitler. or i will call the SS on you and you will be gassed in a concentration camp you jew.
Really gay
I hope you liked this letter so far; Due to the fact that my life is pintless, please read the second page too.
>>719987872
roll for dubs
>>719987888
checkd
>>719987872
roll
>>719987872
roll
>>719987773
Its a two pager and thw second page should make it look like im writing a love letter.
pintless life
Never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down,never gonna run around
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
>>719987872
roll
>>719988017
I don't see any dubs here, but I think all posters here can agree.
>>719988087
Fuck that shit. Im writing that down whether you faggots like it or not.
A gift
Katana master
Love porn
>>719988130
who gives a shit? everyone rolled for this anyways...
What does Roll mean?
Ill be right back...
>everyone
>>719988238
and try to make sense
>nail the letter to his door when he is not home.
>>719987872
good thing to say to a normie but we all know the holohoax didnt happen.
roll
>>719987872
roll
>>719988279
kek
>>719988279
BUMP!
>>719987872
reroll
>>719988290
Im using this too.
>>719987872
Rollerino before I go to the camperino, then be depressed in a casino
OP is M-4CH-G-A
Include me
>For you anons in this thread
Really sick right now, and this thread gave me a good kek. Thanks you fags.
i wonder what this guys response will be lol. Probably not talk to you and look at you funny.
>>719988658
How.
>everyone
am i doing good?..
>>719988775
Thing is, im on 3rd floor hes on fourth floor. I keep hearing shit from this faggot every night. I work from 6-2 and this bitch prevents me getting sleep
>>719988880
Good
Pizza glitches
>>719988880
It's good, and I meant in the likely screen cap.
Prostate poet
>>719989109
Reroll
stop nigga
>>719989109
Rereroll
>>719989109
Rolling for this whatever
>>719984793
You're a grown up now, resolve your problem like a man, not a cringy teen, go upstairs and tell him gently to stop, if he doesn't, shoot him in the dick
>>719989109
Is everyone rolling for this now? Why? Roll
>>719989633
WINRAR pizza glitches GETS ADD??
>>719989666
DOUBLE WINRAR
>>719989605
Irony in itself
>owatta
>>719989666
Had it added befote it was rolled satan
>>719989745
Whoops
whatya guys think? Should i cum on it and then whipe my ass with it?
>>719989109
Roll..? I guess
>>719989888
Checked. Also i dont know why my tablet doesnt rotate the pick foe you guys,
See>>719989863
>slightly better lighting
>>719989745
Looks good OP
>>719989943
Noice
OP add dicks
>>719984793
op film it in case he is some 6' 6'' fresh out the joint ass slamming nigger
i wouldnt wanna miss the carnage!
>>719990405
This
op is ded from getting his ass rammed by a nigger
A bit underhwhelming for the ass wipe..
But im cocked and loaded.
>>719989943
Perfect, now show when you put it in his mailbox
Get your shit and squish it between the papers or spread it with your fingers
I should probably stop matursbating daily
What kind of pussy writes a letter and doesn't knock someone's head off
>>719988043
rolling, if dubs, op is punultimate poinsetia
>>719984793
>puts shitstains on paper
>>719989109
glizza pitches
Nail it to his door
also I´m
Heres my floor
Heres his floor
>sorry tablets a bit slow at taking pictures
Left the note
Did you ring on the door bell? It is rude not too.
>>719991671
does he know who its from?
>>719991671
>everyone
took a while to get this done but i had fun. Hallways are hella echoey so i had to be sneaky beaky like
>>719991730
Hopefully he wont figure it out.>>719991715
I think of it as a rude awakening :^)
Forgot to finish writing the time.
Praise OP. Well done.
>>719991739
Thanks OP, quality entertainment before i sleep
>>719991839
Ffs forgot pic
Good job OP
Thread well done
>>719987872
roll
>>719991879
Wasnt much of a ride. Whats next guys? Give me some ideas to fuck with this apartment complex. These fuckers jewed me close to 1000$ over for fent fees alone. Supposed to be 1100 monthly. 1480, 1250, and 1280 last 3 months...
>>719992093
Hurr cant math
Threads dead boys. Time to get out of here. Good job op.
yell fire through the hallway
Bless ya, OP.
>>719992574
Ill note that actually
>>719992574
>>719992616
Anything goes, as long as it wont get me kicked out and have to pay a heavy fine to close my lease...
bang on your neighbors door and run away post a picture of them coming out. keep doing it tell they get pissed.
>>719992945
Noted
>>719989605
Back to .reddit you go