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>>719982570
OP is a faget

I was always a shy kid back in my teenyears but i was really smart. At some point i met this guy. He was good looking and well known. I knew him already. He fell in love with my smartness and character because he was the same inside him. So we were a duo... me the awkward smart guy and the good looking, loved from all guy. We basically spend all of our holidays together. Best thing were Chatroullete where he got all the girls naked. He invited me to partys but i was never really the party guy. I hate people. So one time he said its only him, me and a couple of very good friends of him, so i said yes. It were a lot of people but he convinced me to stay. We were drinking in the forrest around our village and had alot of fun. He convinced a girl to have some "fun" with me. (Didnt know it was his idea but i dont care... it was my first time). Eventually we lost the whole group and it was only us 2 again. We drank, laughed, told storys. We started to make a fire. A really big fire. We didnt knew the fire was to big and it was to hot back in that summer. The trees and bushes catched fire after we left that place. the whole group but 2 people died in that fire. We never told anyone but our parents. Biggest kept secret until today.

>>719982879
noted

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>>719982940
>Greentext you faglord

>>719982940
Whoa, shit....

>>719982570
>get turned on by making the perfect girl in sims
>girl looks like my ex
>jerk off to it, not even nude
>if i get drunk i always come home and cry over a different ex

I'm most upset that I lied to myself when I told myself I'd wait for you.

Talked my wife into a rimjob. It was great. Now I have no respect for her and I think her mouth is disgusting.

on new years eve I made out with a really cute 10yo girl for about 30minutes

I've helped 3 past gfs to fuck a friend's dog

I help kidnap a young fella in Ohio, I felt really guilty about dismembering his body , posted it on /b/ but someone took it down :/

>>719984233
that made me hand....any kidnapping stories guys?

I like these threads.

>>719982940
>thinks is really smart
>makes accidental big fire that kills people

lol

Im fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's gf's 13yo sister

>>719984233
pics or didn't happen

>>719984773
agreed

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I'm sorry :(

>>719982570
I've been posing as a 14 year old girl, and cat-fishing guys on the internet. I get off on it.

was long ago but when I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl several times

>>719982570
I stopped masturbating

>>719985696
Why not make them pay for things you want?

I stuck a frozen hot dog in my ass and left it in all day till it thawed

>>719985781
I personally love the sexual thrill from it, and that is all i need.

I'm depressed because I have a girlfriend. Man I'm fucked up but I just like doing whatever I want without having to worry about romantic ties. Gonna be dumping her soon.

Everytime my wife's friends stay with us I record them in the shower.

>>719984833
pics of her non nude

Met a teacher who taught me in high school at a bar and fucked her that night

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>>719985696
also take Creepshots of people i know, and i find random middle-schoolers on social media, add them on snapchat, and send them dick pics in hopes to get nudes from them. I going through a weird phase right now.

>be me
>laying in bed with gf
>woke up to check the time
>midnight
>heard a noise at the door
>her slightly autistic friend who stayed over cause of whatever i don't know (let's call him Drew the downie) was staring at us sleeping
>what.jpg
>Manly instincts kicked in, on the defense
>"the fuck are you up too?"
>Whispered to not wake the gf
>Drew the downie split his spaghetti
>"um uh ahh ugh" walks back to the guest room
>now me being paranoid as fuck locks the door
>hasn't told the gf since

Co-wrote a few of lil Wayne's songs. And I'm a skinny white kid that loves ghost in the shell. Even got him a others to watch it lol.

literally the only reason I am depressed and keep getting fatter (150kg right now with osteoarthritis) is because of my small dick
I got from 120kg to 100kg few years ago in a few months and I actually felt pretty good

but then I noticed my dick is really small, it didn't just look small because I was fat, it actually was small

whenever someone or my doctors ask why I'm not losing weight, why I'm getting fatter, I say it's because it's too hard or because of pain from osteoarthritis

but the truth is it's because of my small dick

I thought about telling it my psychotherapist
but I feel like it will be too awkward
she will probably just tell me shit like "it's not a big deal"
but it is a big deal for me

I'm such a faggot

>>719986397
You should just tell her

>>719986530
bullshit, and if it's true, prove it

I killed my grandmother and to this day everyone thinks she died of heart failure in her sleep.

Iam a fucking degenerate alcoholic

>>719986371
Any wins on snapchat?

>>719986568
Bruh, really. Who cares about dick size, if you got one you can use it to fuck. You can still stimulate the clit to get her off if that's what you're worried about. A great man never complains about his dick. Now get out there.

>>719986803
Got some 6th grader to send me a pic of her in her bra, but its not even fap worthy.

>>719986886
Proof or gtfo

>>719987032
Nice try FBI

>>719986683

I was with a sister group called sq7 aka sqad up. I'm from new Orleans East, my sister went to Abramson with him. Went to a freestly contest at a concert called teen summit. I won, he approached. Rest is history.

Birdman is a fucking homo.

Wayne loves coke

Slim is the COMPLETE Brains of everything

Sammy fell out with weezy over baby fucking off. Not a damnd video shoot

Fresh is what kept them alive

Juvie killed yellow boy

>>719986117
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>719987098
Can someone translate this. Doesn't seem to be in English.

>>719986178
If that's what 13 looks like, then I'm 13

>>719986178
>13
Wow really?
Looks alot older.

>>719987089
It's not even cp though

>>719987512

Looks like English to me

>>719985851
Just wait until you make them pay, you'll get a thrill out of that too. Did the same thing (catfish) for the purposes of blackmail several years ago.

Got $$$ to buy an Xbox 360, new phone and clothes. Trick is to find married guys who live in upper middle class neighborhoods. There were more of them who wanted to fuck a teenager than I could believe.

I would methodically stalk them online so I knew everything about them before the big reveal. My favorite was when they'd try to lie, then I post wife's FB page or other identifying info. Guy says he's gonna kill me and I LOL.

The ones where they threaten you with nothing are the best.

I had sexual relations with my babysitter when I was 13.

She was 21, romanian and the ass was fat. Anyone want a greentext or nah?

>>719987742
how do you prevent your catfish images from being reverse image-searched?

>>719987805
Greentext plz

>>719987742
Sounds nice tbh, but I'm just enjoying the sexual thrill of it

>>719987867
Well i know a girl who has two facebook profiles. one from when she was in middle school, but doesnt use it, and another that she actively uses daily. I just use all her middle school pics

>>719986178
Bullshit she's 13.

>>719987890
>it was during the weekend
>was playing smash on the wii, doing the classic campaign
>babysitter comes to rest on the sofa after cleaning
>watches while I'm playing
>I get utterly destroyed by master hand and give up
>decide to hand over the wiimote to her, since she seemed interested
>mfw she picks Olimar
>but anyway, sit next to her (she was lying down on the sofa, so I was sitting on the edge behind her)
>2 rounds in
>teenage hormones kick in
>I gently put my hands on her shoulder
>"Anon... what are you doing?"
>"Massaging your shoulders, since you've been working hard"
>mfw she buys my excuse
>3 more rounds in, I slowly begin to snake my hands down her collarbone
>she doesn't seem to notice
>more rounds in, I started prodding the outer part of her breasts
>she's still playing normally
>begin losing my spaghetti when she pauses the game
>"Are you enjoying what you're touching?"
>looks at me with weird eyes then faces back to play more
>more rounds in
>she guides my hand inside her bra
>confused but hard
>we continued doing this until she fucked up the target practice round and gave up

We did more stuff. but this is what happened first

>>719987742
I'm not the anon you were talking to, but I'm thoroughly convinced I could make money from cat fishing. I've always done really well at it, the problem is I've only done it for the fun of it I don't think I could solicit money from other people and not feel extremely guilty. Sounds mundane compared to the shit other ppl here do but I'd just feel like a piece of trash doing it.

I want to fuck my cousin. Also I have a girlfriend

1. I always seduce one of my exes when she gets a new boyfriend, so far, since we first broke up, she cheated on every bf she had with me. She is obsessed with me, and even talks with my mother, we were together for 2 years and she just can't get over it.
2. My grandmother is a member of the Socialist Party in Romania, and I know a lot of political secrets and some stuff I believe to be just conspiracies, but well some can be true.
3. After the first time I had sex, for a while I was afraid to have sex because I didn't want to finish early. Because of that I can now resist quite a while because I trained (It sounds autistic af, ik)