new?
yiff my memehole daddy
>>719977545
Just put your name on.
>>719977642
There's so many guys who want to make animal noises or say weird stuff like that I really can't deal with it
>>719977768
i'm pretty much just shitposting honestly
>not going AWOOOOOO when you cum
>not replacing all your sex moans with spongebob's laugh
>not generally making sex as unappealing and silly as physically possible
>>719977840
Your boner is stronger than mine
>>719977903
it's really not. I have absolutely no boner rn. I'm shitposting because I'm mad and I am out of booze to drown my sorrows in.
>>719977950
Do you want to talk about why you're mad?
>>719977840
How many repeats do you get?
I should make noodles and watch Memories of a Murder.
tfw no yeen bf to stick my face into his armpits
>>719977998
instead of talking about it just tweet angrily @c9mang0
>>719977999
not as many repeating digits as you my dude
>>719978072
yeen?
hyena?
did you just make that up like now
>>719978124
I like Smash 4 more than Melee
>>719978124
Shit, well seems your the most crazy one when you fuck.
>>719978124
noh, its a common thing
>realizing all of @POTUS's pre-trump tweets are gone, and only the don remains
day just got slightly better
>>719978315
yeah dude and some people would rather eat kfc than coq au vin but that's not the point
>>719978370
for the record my guy I've never actually done any of those things, I'm just memeing hard
>>719978397
I've never heard it before
am I so far removed from furryspeak?
>>719978484
I do realise that, i was just going with what you gave me.
Still living with your olds?
>>719978484
probably, ya fuckin freak
>>719978484
Do you really like party games with 3 viable characters and the same grand finals every event that much?
Seems silly to be upset about it
>>719978605
yeah I'll move out when I graduate probably
>>719978609
don't bully me
>>719978631
I literally like melee more than everything else in the world. also top 8 had peach, fox, falco, marth, puff, sheik, and pikachu you fucking meme
>>719978797
get with the times, MAN
>>719978797
>I literally like melee more than everything else in the world
That's pretty sad
>>719978859
I'm not super convinced being up to date with furry specific vernacular is a good thing
>>719978897
he said while posting anime in a gfur thread on /b/
pot n' kettle niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>719978957
Everything in this thread could be deleted from existence and I wouldn't care
>>719979002
and yet here you are
you're pathetic, I'm pathetic, that's life. Deal with it.
>>719979047
I'm just shitposting and looking at porn between games
>>719978797
probably after i get a job
probably once i find a nice place
probably...
>burning fur off
>>719979151
right this doesn't take away from my judgment
>>719979182
well, yeah, the fiscal viability of moving out would be relevant don't you think
I want to say up but I have nothing I want to do.
>>719979264
I know dat feel
>>719979242
Just house share with a few gay dudes and have drunken orgies or somthing.
Isn't that what kids do these days or somthing?
>>719979491
that sounds super awful
my house is pretty big for a city and I have the entire third floor to myself, which is great since being in close proximity to other human beings for extended periods makes me hate them
>>719979365
Its a terrible feeling
>>719979587
Well i can't really give you any advice then.
Your on your own... as soon as you move out o mean :P
>>719979365
Stay up and gib cuddles.
Also, upgrade that gem gives +50 exp per level.
>>719979788
man I didn't need advice you just asked a rando question out the damn blue, it's not like I was complaining about the current situation
>a. sleep like a responsible adult
>b. Shitpost and whine on the internet until you have to go to work
>>719979849
You are complaining
>>719979923
tfw you cross the threshold between getting at least a decent amount of sleep and having absolutely no chance.
>>719979945
ONLY ABOUT GENESIS 4
also making watersports fetish porn of maractus is actually pretty clever
>>719980043
The worst is when you pass out and sleep just enough to wake up only minutes before you have to go and carry out your daily responsibilities.
Images with excessive cum make me jealous
>>719980337
absolutely awful. You gotta commit to one or the other man
>>719980377
i'm p. sure there are guides on how to do that yourself floating around /b/ still
>>719980401
I've tried that but it's never been close to that.
>>719980494
Don't give up the dream anon.
>>719979849
Well how else do people have conversation besides asking random questions when they don't know the person very well?
ur all gay
>>719981129
Yes that exact thing
>>719981162
Uh
I don't know, I don't talk to people I don't know very well unless we already share a common point of discussion (an interest, a class, etc)
that may hamstring my ability to be social in the future I've just realized
>>719981163
I am literally so attracted to men and their cocks and their assholes rn
>>719981163
very gay
>>719981244
so ur drunk?
>>719981213
what exact thing?
>>719981303
I love Cyancapsul
I fap to the girls even
>>719981303
me irl
>>719981335
no I ran out of booze so I'm mostly sober, but I'm super tired since I never went to bed and exhaustion simulates some of the effects of liquor so I'm also really into dick rn
I need someone to play with my balls.
>>719981411
id cum on your tummy then lick it up
>>719981452
if only u wernt gross
>>719979805
Nice
>>719979589
Agreed
>>719981411
I'd tonguepunch your fartbox and make you eat oreos off the floor
>>719981492
gameplan:
>fuck butt until I cum on myself
>pull out and cum on me
>lick all of it off
you gotta optimize your gay sex
>>719981555
dude I would kill a lightskinned nigger for an oreo right now
>>719981588
well I mean alright, double just means more fun
and yes, that's a pun with colloquial definitions of the word "oreo" and the actual cookie, I know I'm way too meta for you
>>719981668
beat me with a folding chair
>>719981492
I accept that about myself.
>>719981755
ill beat you
off
>>719981244
Yeah it sounds like it would, unless you really want to be friends with the people you work with and they that to be friends with you.
So in essence pointless and dumb questions prelude to thoughtful and meaningful questions and with luck we find a common interest.
>>719981854
yeah ok but also I want you to smack me over the head with a large blunt object until I'm unconscious
>>719981891
odds are I just spend the rest of my life playing melee and associating with melee players
>>719981895
thats knot happening
ill smack your face with a lubed up dog dick dildo though
>>719981998
but that'll take like forever to kill me though
amm tell me memes
>>719982287
PoE on xbone
>>719982031
kill you? the fuck nigga I just want to piss on your face and rape you with dragon dongs
>>719982360
too real
>>719982360
I mean I guess that's worth living for
>>719982287
trump has two twitters now
>>719982415
double the shitposts
>>719982458
unfortunately @potus is more or less professional so far
>>719982387
get used to it
act 5 only available on xbone
>>719982415
open wide, faggot~
>>719982524
I'm not nearly drunk enough to rp piss drinking in a gfur thread
>>719982566
oh, can I still drool into your mouth?
>>719982586
ask me on friday when I plan to imbibe copiously.
>>719982524
buy exalts for $2 ea
>>719982586
I too want to piss on a femboy
Don't worry, we're all going to make it breh
I fucking hate my own fetishes jesus
>>719982806
So get a new one
>>719982668
buy membership for only $15 a month, get access to act 5!
>>719982806
I love mine
let me huff your taint
Anyone good still around?
>>719982827
I have like a ton of them really they're all bad
>>719982829
yeah but I have a functioning shame instinct
>>719982856
ill shame you by holding your head under my balls, winky face ;))))))))))))))))
>>719982904
see like you're like this all the time. I can only do it under the influence.
>>719982827
Brown boys is a good fetish.
>>719982845
Nope.
>>719982936
why does he have a national song written on his mons
>>719982932
knot all the time, just most of it
no shame when im only meming
>>719982988
but we all know it's not ironic so is it really memeing?
>>719982961
I want to go to bed, but I also don't.
>>719983019
yes, because its ironically knot ironic
>>719983025
I know how that feels. I just ended up dusting all over just to give myself something to do.
>>719982974
Why not?
>>719983106
Its more trying to convince myself to sleep than finding something to do.
aw man I didn't do any fucking laundry this weekend fuck
it's fine I have clean panties
>>719983105
that makes NO SENSE ZAC AAHHHHHH
>>719983179
true
>>719983203
I am ironically being un ironic about how much I want your head between my legs
>>719983338
>>719983386
tfw no qt demon horns
tfw you will never be a succubus (male)
>>719983442
you can be my succubus (male)
I will feed you every day~
>>719983538
that's very generous of you
shitdick shitdick shitdick shitdick shitdick
Blahhhhh
>>719983588
I love that doujin, god damn
of course, im very kind
>>719983599
Natural lube :3
>>719983622
I have actually never read it I just know the reaction images because they are meme status.
You need boypussy more than your soul anyway, right?
>>719983616
>>719983680
id sell my soul for a succubus shota
>>719983747
I should tell that to the christian trolls who were hanging around outside the student center on friday
they were shouting about how all the girls needed to close their nasty legs and shit
>>719983747
Well you'd have to right
>>719983804
start chanting with them
"YEAH, CLOSE YOUR LEGS SLUTS, I WANNA SUCK SOME DICK NOT LICK YOUR NASTY PUSSY"
"YOU GETTING ABORTIONS SEND YOU TO HELL, JUST GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY GUYS INSTEAD!!!!"
>>719983944
this actually sounds super funny
>>719983977
scream about how much you want to tongue their asses
"GAYS GO TO HELL!!!!"
"YEAH, FUCK THE GAYS, NOTHING GAY IF THE BALLS DONT TOUCH, SO IT ON MY FUCKING FACE YOU FAGGOTS!"
>>719984153
I don't think I'm the man for this particular venture though. I'm not THAT flamboyant.
>>719984241
get those fake tattoos of pride flags on each cheek, problem solved
>>719984380
I would literally sooner show up to work in a skirt.
>>719984241
Yes you are.
my arabic teacher is now posting our homework assignments in an arabic level that is a tier above whatever the fuck we were doing last semester
oh dog
>>719984423
Am not. In my non-internet life I exhibit as little sexuality as physically possible.
>>719984413
You want to do that anyway
>>719984559
I WANT to, but I never would.
>>719984413
skirt and panties, but thats a normal occurrence for you
>>719984536
I doubt that.
shitdick
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shitdick shitdick pissy diaper shitdick
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shitdick swordfish shitdick
>>719984602
I mean obviously I've worn panties under jeans to work before that's just convenient
>>719984628
well I try anyway
>>719984642
thats just lewd, faggot
>>719984900
if I get dubs I'll do it again today for funzies
Welp, I'm bored. Guess its sleep time. Goodnight, swllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllluts.
>>719985006
>santa/easter bunny porn
noice
Do you guys have any special skills?
I don't
>>719985256
what's the difference between a special skill and a mundane skill
>>719985292
Special skill makes it sound less depressing
>>719985292
shitdick or shit dick
all the same thing really
>>719977545
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>>719985362
oh ok
my special skill is convincing myself that all the things I can't do aren't important and everyone who can do those things is wasting their time
>>719985427
That's a mechanism not a skill
>>719985473
it's the best I got fam
That movie was alright. Not the best Korean thriller I've seen though.
buh bye
shitdick