Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>719880430
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim :o
>ITT
W-Well, seems like no one noticed us, dood
>>719897874
>You are waifu
My penis is average in Thailand
Best waifu claimed
>tfw you wake up and Anya hasn't sent you pics of cute lewd tumblr girls over night
god what are friends even for
Why don't I have to solve captcha right now?
>>719897937
>being this new
There is always one.
>>719897989
...I'll see what I can do.
>>719897808
What's up /b/ro's?
>>719897808
chen's broken doll claimed
>>719897994
Oh silly me, he was only pretending to be retarded
>>719897050
With remoted shock collars.
>>719897154
Do you really think watching yourself stranded in the space and waiting until oxygen supply runs out and hanging from the ceiling are the same?
>>719897460
It's not the same if you don't do it yourself~
I just need to ask
Can i claim mannaka as a waifu?
>>719897941
My God, kid. I love you all but please never post shit like that again
>>719897989
Feels bad
jontron is best
カラミチーマス
>>719898134
>with remoted shock collars
T-that's not cool dood! We had that before!
>>719898081
cute girl, super ugly jacket or whatever
>>719898134
you're a pervert -_-
>>719898102
slachi :o
>>719898157
I didn't even post it, I was just stating a fact
>>719897989
Good morning
>>719897941
Post it, you pussy
Actual best waifu claimed
>>719898269
>>:(
>:)
>>719898239
何?
>>719898318
your false duke sign is gone
>>719898573
Shiro hasn't been here for a while -_-
>>719898713
what
are you no longer a false duke because shiro isn't here? -_-
>>719897990
The captcha thing also factors your behaviour before using it like mouse movements and other crap. Your renewed IP didn't use it enough yet for it to request an actual captcha.
Either that or you're keeping 4chin alive.
>>719898804
I was never a false duke, only a duke duke -_-
And I just got rid of the symbols altogether
>>719898134
in the end we're all dead and our lives have been meaningless, so yes, essentially they are the same
>>719898869
you were and are -_-
i'm glad you're getting rid of the kike symbol
>>719898965
TFW you're the only one still representing the Autistic Monarchy
>>719898269
And you're a dum dumb for having noticed it just now~
>>719898254
I think you would look delightful with one of those around yours though u.u
>>719898429
cute
>>719898413
why are you obsessed with it? ;-;
>>719899042
stop being mean -_-
>>719899035
homoyoyoyoyo is representing it -_-
>>719899042
Please dood, have some mercy.
I didn't even eat anything this week!
>>719899156
And where is he -_-
>>719899190
idk sleeping probably
he sleeps like 18 hours a day :o
>>719899096
Because it will be amazing to see
>>719898124
Are you really being this new?
>>719899275
we were chatting and he fell asleep -_-
he's sick ._.
>>719899306
The most I've ever been able to pull back is enough to kinda see some red but it really hurts so no :(
Is everyone here gay dood?
I mean I'm not one to judge, being a Prinny and all...
but damn dood, not even I was that thirsty for pussy like some here are for dick dood
.>tripfags whining over avatarfags
>>719899474
lain a weak ass waifu
fucking alien, wtf lore
>>719899519
Kys
>>719899519
retard
>>719899449
Don't be a bitch
>>719899449
why are you seeing blood from pulling it back -_-
>ecks dee mayms are fun
dragon waifu claimed
>>719899474
But everyone's anon
>>719898827
So Goot is rewarding people who frequently change their IP?
What could possibly go wrong.
>>719899096
I'm not being mean, i'm legitimately interested into seeing it :3
>>719899172
Okidoki, i'm really tempted to though, cute things are fun to mess up u.u and you truly are cute.
>>719899589
indeed, the story is retarded
fucking aliens creating 7 layers of matrix because they control the president
seriously, why trynna force a reason in there and not just let it go on?
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>719899853
What is her name?
>>719899853
>>719899676
>>719899670
This is what I have at the moment
I'm gonna fap so maybe I can get a little more back idk
>>719899703
how do you say meme in Spanish? :o
>>719900199
How should I know -_-
>It's happening
>>719899853
What the fuck dood
I mean... for a Sardine maybe dood.
I have to eat and all dood
>>719900065
DOOD! WHAT THE FUCK, DOOD!
>>719900065
kill yourself attention whore
worse than avatarfags
>>719900065
>>719900284
Welcome to /ballistic missile/
>>719900234
I thought you were Mexican
>>719900252
You're a pervert that's what is happening -_-
>>719900367
Thanks for the attention :o
>>719900284
It's just a penis
>>719900409
koko:
>>719900367
kill yourself for giving him attention
>>719900475
No -_-
>>719900284
spic "dick"
>>719900491
kill yourself for double giving it attention
>>719900252
Fuck off naruto
>>719900436
>>719900543
>>719900475
>
>>719900065
can you not just pull it back?
>>719900683
>>719900572
kill yourself for failing to understand that I did not (you) that other nigger nor give him attention
faggot
>>719900065
Aaaa-Meiiii-Zing, you just became a lot more interesting now u.u
>>719900284
Geez, i just said you are cute, relaxe ^.^ -Pets the cute Prinny-
>>719900052
If you mean my avatar then her name is Remilia, i'm guessing you don't know much about Thouhou, right?
>>719900813
>>719900475
You ever suck a dick? Or want to?
>>719900475
No, I'm witnessing a meme in the making, now get to peeling
>>719900873
kill yourself for being a retard cock sucking faggot
go tripfag some more
>>719900893
I appreciate compliments since I never get them u.u
>>719900940
I want to
>>719900704
no it's like stuck or whatever it just won't, I feel like if I forced it back it would fucking be agonizing
>>719900515
what are you, Jewish?
>>719900978
you're so bossy ._.
>>719901138
No -_-
>>719901138
what did you do to it?
i can pull mine back with no trouble
Why is dick posting becoming common in these threads now. It is supposed to be frowned upon
>>719900813
>>719900926
I'm starting to think this was a bad decission dood
>>719900893
T-this is making me uncomfortable dood
>>719899474
Complaining is not my cup of tea.
Lain is a good choice though.
>>719901235
Konata posting his dick is nothing new.
>>719901235
Because you haven't murdered me yet
>>719901171
white?
>>719901224
idk it's always been that way
I have baby pictures of me and my dick has always been like this
>>719901235
I was just following a request :o
>>719901235
TBH, Most people just want to see how bad Konota's missile is
>>719901390
Very much so
>>719901289
do you wish that was you?
>>719901235
>spic doing retarded shit to get attention
>now
you are so new here
>>719901326
I don't get why he would. It is really small
>>719901354
Well fuck, now I might have to
>>719901390
See two replies above
>>719901472
I'm sure it'll still happen afterwards though
>>719901472
It is erect
>>719901103
okay
>>719901235
Post ur cute dick
>>719901235
Seriously, even more people do that?! Like who?
... dood
>>719901390
The request wasn't fufilled
>>719901472
dick size is literally out of anyone's control (besides surgery) so I don't really mind
and he wanted to see it for some reason :o
>>719901426
gringo
>>719901608
It takes time -_-
>>719901671
You say that like it's an insult -_-
I'm happy to be white :o
Im glad I only ever facepost.
>>719901407
Apparently everyone besides me has seen it
>>719901450
I knew he did retarded shit for attention. I am apparently at work whenever he posts his dick
>>719901541
Then I will stay the course and keep you alive!
>>719901545
That is erect even?!@? My god that is pitiful
>>719901575
Way too cute for these threads
>>719901595
Chara
>>719901671
I hear fapping actually can elongate it a bit. You essentially have to rip your dick though
>>719901838
Gross. Don't do that either. You are all supposed to be cute animes
>>719901809
you're proud to be white?
That sounds racist -_-
>>719901838
I've posted my shitty fb pic before :o
>>719901838
imo posting your face is worse than posting your dick
>>719902024
kill yourself for replying to all these irrelevant faggots
>>719902024
How long have you been here?
He only did it twice, but it was immortalized
>>719902024
Who's that dood?
And who are you dood?
>>719902024
Oh :(
That's a small picture
>>719902035
I don't care, everyone else can be proud of their colour but white people, so fuck them -_-
>>719902035
I'm not white but you saying that makes you sound like a fucking whinny liberal
you are the fucking racist here retard
>>719902024
It's 4 inches and I'm already trying to rip my foreskin for ran ;-;
>>719902166
I am liberal tho
I'm not an edgy racist -_-
>>719902125
because white people have never been oppressed :o
>>719901266
Uhhh fine u.u -Releases the cute Prinny- bye bye!
>>719901138
Why don't you receive compliments usually?
>>719901235
It's something everyone here eventually has to do...
>>719902347
So what? And slaves being taken as war spoils is a thing, so plenty of white people have been oppressed in past times
>>719902347
no fucking wonder you are dumb as shit
I wanna pound all your boypussies
>>719902573
you can fuck off buddy
>>719902432
idk people like to bully me :o
>>719902454
>>719902546
white people can't be oppressed -_-
>>719902024
>gross
Not really. My ass is more gross. Medical reasons.
>>719902099
How?
>>719902662
kill yourself I live in the south I see plenty of that
fucking imbecile
>>719902432
Thanks dood
>>719902573
That's pretty gay dood
>>719902662
back to tumblr and learn how to fucking make a mcdonals order right first if you want 15 an hour
Still here and on mobile. Actually snowed to the point where I can't leave my friends
>>719902742
hey that's me
>>719902752
I live in the southwest :o
>>719902100
I have always been a proud textwaller
>>719902122
I have kept an eye on you guys since you started. I am only active during certain periods though which is why I am sure I missed it. I usually have others fill me in on drama while I am out, but I don't have a contact for these threads yet
>>719902124
An active poster here whom I have not seen in a few days.
I am Murder. A /b/ community oldfag. Nice to meet you
>>719902125
4chan makes all the pictures pretty small. It throws me off a lot
>>719902347
It hurts. I have done it before. Multiple times.
>>719902432
I have been posting in various communities for about 10 years here and I have never shown my face or my penis in a thread or to anyone outside of thread
>>719902717
At least you don't have literal dick cancer like one of the other posters
>>719902886
I don't care you are still a fucking imbecile
>>719902889
become a proud suicide victim as well!
>>719902889
But that picture was like 256x175 or somethign
>>719902794
Ain't nothing gay about filling you with cum
>>719902877
I used to work at McDonald's and the minimum wage here is $10
>>719902918
why are you so mean to me? -_-
>>719902889
>calling yourself an oldfag
>>719902889
Nice to meet you too Murder! I'm Prinny dood
Why Murder though dood? I mean your name dood.
Why would he post his dick then if everyone's gonna make fun of it dood?
>>719903003
Sounds pretty gay to me dood
>>719903028
because you are dumb as shit and has nothing better to spout with your liberal moth than repetitive shit you haven't even seen in person
>>719903028
still forgetting I'd like ketchup and a straw can't even get simple shit right
>>719902889
>I am Murder. A /b/ community oldfag.
kill your self
>>719903038
I remember when I posted that I had zero steam friends so everybody added me and this one guy that added me wanted to Skype
He called himself an ancientfag :o
>>719903166
you're just spouting hate and it's really problematic
>>719903240
I did grill and fryer sorry that wasn't me
>>719903373
and an imbecile you will remain
>>719903373
kill yourself for being a gay wetback
>>719902939
>victim
Way to be a retarded anon
>>719902943
It was a gif which is hard to find full sized!
>>719903038
Am I not?
>>719903122
First off, he is probably a masochist
Secondly, I used to only be anon for like 4 years. Someone then noticed a pattern in my posts and how I liked murders. They called me Murder Bro and it stuck. I removed the "bro" since that is kinda autistic though
>>719903218
You know girls can't love girls, right?
>>719903271
By what method?
>>719903666
fuck off
>>719903666
Okay Satan, I'll forgive you
>>719902889
I do have a greater risk of ass cancer though.
>>719903666
Now you're not just Murder but also Satan dood. Nice trips dood
>He's probably a masochist
That's loaded dood. Why do you think that?
You like murders? Why dood?
>>719904036
fuck you too
>>719903666
death by the soft cushions!
>>719902662
Why do people like to bully you? You seem a good person u.u
>>719904086
me too thanks
>>719904143
idk some people are just meanies online I suppose
you're a good too! :)